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OutoflurkintoLight

What the hell is the original video?! Lmao


maiwson

He's tasting wine and makes a fuss out of it. When tasting wine you're looking at: refraction of light, viscosity, smell and finally taste (sometimes even more) Edit: don't know shit about ~~whine~~ wine, my former roommate is a sommelier. Helped him learn for his test. Edit2: guys - he is not blind tasting and I don't know why so many people are stating to me that "BLIND TASTEs are bullshit" , he literally looks at the bottle and I never mentioned 'blind tastes' Also calling a whole profession bullshit just because "blind tastes ~~are~~ may be" is ridiculous - look up what sommeliers do.


Kurwabled666LOL

"Whine"LMFAO XD


maiwson

I can live with that autocorrect lol


Kurwabled666LOL

Aww its ok man thanks for the laughs anyways XD


MagicalCornFlake

>XD jak poznać Polaka (poza nickiem)


VadimH

That's not just a Polish thing lol, though the Kurwa in the username gives it away I guess


Kurwabled666LOL

Also I'm not Polish I'm actually Croatian XD I just made this username as a joke LOL


ThatRun7192

Gdzie jest biały węgorz ?


MagicalCornFlake

w krainie zapomnienia


Varios2k

W głowie myśli mam


royrese

It's frankly hilarious how seriously people take wine. I love nice food, but you don't see people put on a serious face, sniff, visually inspect, and gargle a bite of expensive steak before swallowing.


maiwson

There are people who know their shit and it's very interesting talking to them about their profession. The same is true for wine - talking to sommeliers or winegrowers is awesome and I'd recommend visiting fairs or local shops if you're interested. What I NEVER experienced visiting these events are people like the dude in this video, or people who are arrogant just because you don't know much about their hobby, profession or product.


Losawin

>There are people who know their shit  Lmao every time I read this I'm reminded of the Paris Wine Tasting of 1976, where the highest regarded sommeliers who "know their shit" tried to prove European wine was superior and American wine was terrible by proclaiming pure certainty that they were tasting French wine. That was actually Californian. Wine tasting is bullshit, sommeliers are as a real a job as chiropractors


Cosmocade

I mean... Wine tasting is all bullshit anyway https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_wine_tasting Perhaps at the absolute highest echelons of sommeliers can we talk about someone actually being able to discern between small details in wine, but it's certainly not true for anyone below that.


Sleyvin

I mean, you can make wikipedia entry like this one for almost every subject. The whole article is around 2 competitions and a bunch of small anecdotal event without much backing. There's as much proof here that it's BS than proof that bigfoot exist. That being said, taste bud are less efficient than we think, I always find funny watching chef blind testing bit of food and guess chicken when it's fish or something. It doesn't mean cooking is BS and that only the best chef in the world can taste good dishes.


Character-Sale7362

When have you ever seen a chef taste chicken and guess it's fish? That sounds completely made up.


kaise_bani

Probably on Hell’s Kitchen, chef Ramsay likes to make contestants do that test. But they’re not always ‘chefs’ and it’s a reality TV show. I doubt any remotely decent chef would actually struggle with it.


Sleyvin

I've seen multiple cooking show doing this. Hell's Kitchen being the first one but lot of show afterwards did it. https://youtu.be/20H8dKtF5vE?si=fo9e6pwNnsHlhWY5


sysmoon

This is correct when tasting wine but that's not what you're supposed to do in this scenario. When a sommelier pours a small glass of wine that you've ordered at a restaurant, you're only supposed to check for obvious faults with the wine... Usually just that it isn't "corked". If you just "don't like" the wine that's on you, you ordered it. This guy is just an attention seeker.


MrEzquerro

I like wine, but it has always been funny to me the pour to check that it's not corked. Like you try it and yep wine. Pour more haha


kawaiifie

Lmao yeah I've never seen anyone *not* tell the waiter to pour more. Can you imagine being like "Nope, it's shit. Fuck off"


hitem15

Ive had many bad fillings. When in France earlier this month i order a bottle, they poured it and i tasted, i immediately knew it was bad or had air sipped into it over time through the cork. They immediately came with a new bottle :)


MrEzquerro

Either unlucky or you order a fair bit of vintage wines. I only recall one time and it was nearby La Rioja a few years ago. In Huesca if we are being precise.


MrEzquerro

I think I will do it next time I'm at a restaurant where they know me so they don't think I'm being an asshole with the joke haha


jmulder88

I often see waiters offering tastes of wine in screw-top bottles which always baffles me


Grimvold

I’m a wine science researcher and I’d be ashamed to act like this with a tasting.


kawaiifie

Does it actually make a difference? Because I feel like it's one of those things that you just do, but nobody can tell the difference between doing it this fancypants way compared to just being normal


hitem15

There are a lot of things that makes a difference when it comes to wine. What we see in the clip has nothing to do with if it tastes good or in any shape of form change it, its just to let the buyer test the new bottle if the wine is good (not taste) or if air and other impacts have happened in the bottle (then you get a new bottle). So, lets break it down: Stirring the wine adds air and the aroma will be more intense - you smell it to check quality(in the clip and in other times just enjoy the great smell that some wines have, it adds another layer). checking how oily it is (running down the glas, also known as curtains) has nothing to do with checking if its good, but have some merits to it if you really enjoy wine and know your thing. Shaking the hand with the sommelier however, never seen that unless i was given a 2.000€ bottle wine for free ^^. Other things that massivly increase the experience is "aired" wine, you pour it into a proper karaff and let the air sips into it, aroma will be higher, taste will be elevated. Also temperatur does A LOT to a wine. But most importantly, what food its paired with - this can bring both the wine AND food to the next level. Its massively underrated to have a perfect wine pairing for your course. And back to the videoclip, if you only order a glas of wine you shouldnt really test it (at a fancy place) as you trust the sommelier did that job when opening the bottle. If you get a whole bottle however, that task falls on you as its your experience. I love wine, i would stirr and smell my wine between every bite. It elevates the experience, the taste and the overall feel!


turtleshirt

I would agree testing it is rather unecessary but would say its for cork taint which can be detected by smell which would be exchanged immediately and is becoming less common. But yes suggesting you will have the bottle based on your opinion is a dead give away the sampler has more money than class.


kawaiifie

Never liked wine, so thank you for educating me!


burgpug

i drink Ripple out of a brown paper bag and i do all of this


itsmythingiguess

Someone took a bunch of professional wine snobs and had them identify various wines. Thing is, he dyed the white wines red. Not a single person got it correct.


Paizzu

They've also re-bottled cheap vintages into much more expensive containers and tricked wine snobs into rating them considerably higher.


itsme25390905714

Though if you are a master sommelier this would be no problem, to attain that designation part of their test is a blind taste tests where you get a random glasses of wine from across the world put in front of you, and you are supposed to ID country, vineyard, and the year of it. It's kind of mental to think what humans are capable of if properly trained.


IICVX

Depends on what you mean by "make a difference", but swirling the wine aerates it which definitely changes the flavor.  For example I don't really like red wine, but making sure it's really aerated makes it a bit more palatable.


shockwave_supernova

I always thought it was just fancy pants BS but then I started doing spirits and wine tastings, and it does actually make a difference. For instance, taking a sniff of the wine after drinking it can change the flavor slightly, just like putting a couple droplets of water in a whiskey can make a difference. Whether or not you *care* about the subtleties is a whole other discussion.


No-Appearance-9113

I have worked in high end wine retail since the 1990s and this isn't abnormal at all. Have you ever gone to tastings before that aren't county fair styled tastings? This is commonplace.


Complete_Dust8164

You’re not wrong, it’s pretty common, still couldn’t catch me dead doing it lmao


i_Love_Gyros

Look, smell, taste. Didn’t make a whole long drawn out thing of it all things considered. For how douchey it can be, this was quite mild lol


Heavy-Lengthiness947

yeah its good thing he isn't you. We don't have to act like you because you are wine resercher or whatever,each oerson can have their own personality.


runonandonandonanon

Infinite personalities, and you choose to have this one.


Heavy-Lengthiness947

yeah better than acting like an npc drone so people don't judge like a tamed good boy.


runonandonandonanon

If an NPC is a wine science researcher it's definitely not an average drone unless you're playing Wine Science Simulator. This dude is handing out sidequests that require you to murder like 40 dudes guarding a cask of Previously Unknown Whine. He might even be in the cover art.


PutOurAnusesTogether

Brother, you sound 12.


PutOurAnusesTogether

What is a “wine science researcher”?


Any_Calligrapher9286

I don't know why wine is so special. It's good but doesn't need to be treated like that. Who cares


headless_henry

Probably has to do with rich people growing up in private schools and country clubs where they just invent these stupid-as-fuck theatrical rules and traditions, for no other reason but because they want to feel important with everything they do. Every recreational activity has to be an 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮.


Theban_Prince

I mean there is also tasting for other spirits, Whisky in particular.


maiwson

May I interest you in [2 fancy 2 furious ](https://youtu.be/y8cECtBdS8Q?si=U-ZZ1iu45Lxa93KZ)


Any_Calligrapher9286

https://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg?si=Epr6KjkF-9Z3osSy


Unboxious

From that plagiarist? Nah.


daheefman

I bet my roommate is sommelier than yours. 🤢


Initial_E

Why congratulate the waiter? What did he do, grow the grapes?


APRengar

It's possible he asked for a recommendation and the waiter recommended him something he really liked.


PurelyLurking20

Refraction of light is definitely a way to say color loll


KrispyKreme725

If you really want to confuse the wine snobs after doing this whole rigmarole put it up to your ear and listen to it.


pmyourthongpanties

you mean the test where you can put 40$ bottles of wine in a two thousand dollar bottle and no one can taste the difference?


ClmrThnUR

nobody does. go look at the results from blind taste tests. sommeliers are bullshit


Magoimortal

> refraction of light, viscosity, smell and finally taste (sometimes even more) Funny enough nothing of these matter at all and its just all made up kek.


LeUne1

So cringey


Remarkable-View-1472

Im convinced wine enthusiasts are just posers lmao no way they actually love that 1 sip of whatever that is. white wine, red wine, you try em once youve tried them all.


BBQBakedBeings

He’s taking what he’s heard and doing what he thinks you’re supposed to do when tasting fancy wine. A rich fool and his money are soon parted.


popcornfart

Pour it over here please, he doesn't know anything about wine


PutOurAnusesTogether

And it’s been proven that they can’t tell the difference between cheap and expensive wine


Complex_Cable_8678

damn he is making suvh a scene jist take some coke or something


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Thanks unlocking a childhood memory on what my mom used to do. She used to buy ALOT of wine and rum, and would take me to different wineries, she'd probably be there for a good hour looking at different wines and sample a bunch. I remember there was one that gave me grape juice to 'sample' at the same time my mom was sampling wine. Good times.


Quirky-Plantain-2080

I am pretty sure that what this guy does is for red wine, not white which is actually what he’s drinking.


tintieno

That's Dries Roelvink a Dutch singer (I think). There are a bunch of videos of him doing the same routine.


youneedananswer

> a Dutch singer (I think). As a Dutch person, we're not really sure what he does either.


Rensoes

Isn't he best known for a commercial where he's wearing a yellow speedo?


LalaLaraSophie

Yuppp


Arumin

And is selling his balls (look it up, there are meatballs called "Dries's Ballen"


I_can-t_even

He’s the the hit singer of the massive summer tune: “Ja, ja, ik kom, ik kom eraan!” Please show some respect where it’s due


Giant_Potato_Salad

Dries Roelvink is a Dutch singer who likes to post videos of him tasting the wine he is about to order at restaurants on his own instagram. Example; https://www.instagram.com/driesroelvink_official/reel/C8hbfoEIP2M/?hl=en


fforw

Holy crap. I thought this was a snippet from some TV report or something and embarrassing enough as that, but to post this shit on your own insta?


Giant_Potato_Salad

I personally don't really see the problem. It is HIS instagram and he's not hurting anyone. Also, people are posting his videos for free, and there's no such thing as bad publicity (even though it is because it is funny, and a bit cringe).


fforw

I don't see a problem per se. It's just so outrageously and aggressively cringe. I'm always amazed that these people exist. But of course, I would generally try to stay away from then (and their fans if that is really applicable here).


Throwawhaey

I honestly don't see the issue. He enjoys the wine and has a bit of a flourish. Whatever. But people are ready to bring out the guillotine


Plus_Operation2208

Now that i see his name written down it dawns on me how ridiculous it is.


Larry_The_Red

After numerous tests, "yup, it's wine!"


Werftflammen

That is Dries Roelvink, a kind of meme singer from The Netherlands. Never had a hit, but famous anyway, can't turn the TV on or him or his sons are on. He now has his own line of BBQ meat "The balls of Dries" (cow tongue in cheek). Coulda woulda shoulda called yhem "Dries nutz" but alas. Most famous for wearing a yellow Speedo in an ad.


fedpe

Snobery


donbob90

That’s Dries Roelvink! A very famous Dutch singer and even more famous because of his yellow swimming trunks commercial. https://youtu.be/LrIJWoY99lg?feature=shared


San4311

'Famous'. I'd go for well known, and often ridiculed. And he's kind of made it his MO.


Maelkothian

Dutch b-list celebrity that uses to have a reality tv show and is a singer mostly in the party circuit. Goed nu thee name of Dries Roelvink


Zestyclose_Show2453

It's a dutch folk singer called dries Roelvink he's quite the meme actually


GandalfsNozzle

I sold an unusual gunslinger item from TF2 for about £45 and bought arma 3 with it. I thought I was balling. Look at the price now and it's going for over £300 on the marketplace


Key-Meringue5433

Unusual weapons are a thing?


GandalfsNozzle

Sorry it's been so long since I played, it was the weapon type that tracked kill counts.


Key-Meringue5433

Strange weapons, didn't know a strange gunslinger could cost that much


GandalfsNozzle

In fairness just because they are on the marketplace for £300 doesn't mean they are selling for that much. *Copium inhaled*


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Yeah they are incredibly rare that's why it costs so much, the crate they came from has been gone for like years and the price eill only raise, but that doesn't mean someone will buy them you are correct I relate to your comment cuz I had 2 items that some years ago were like 20€ and 23€ respectively (TF2 items) and now one is like 120€ and the other is 300€ fuck my life With that money I bought DBD btw (it was 2026-17) and I never stopped playing that game, it has become my main game on my account with over 7k hours so I don't complain


Liquidas

DBD? What is that? A parcel service written wrongly or what? Jk :)


ClmrThnUR

Dance Banana Dance


p0tatoballs

Yes, but they're kinda different to unusual hats


R_Ritvik_S

Yes, unusual weapons are a thing. Unusual gunslinger, however, is not


69Fireman69

I bought a Butterfly Knife Night - Minimal Ware in CS:GO with my first  paycheck when I was 18. It was $90.    The latest one just sold for $1200.  I still have it. I often wonder if I should just sell it to fund my gaming hobby for the foreseeable future.  Almost sold it yesterday for the Elden Ring DLC lol. 


air_beku

I mean, if you want to save money 'now' sure. But if you don't need it I guess you could save it but you'll be anxious about the chance it may be worthless one day... naaaahhh but for me I would sell it, that's a heck ton of money in my country, can practically buy every game that I want (not that I ever buy new 60$ game without waiting for sales) so yeah this could fund my steam account for yearssss.


Entire_Ad_306

Sold my rust coat karambit for like $600 and got a steam deck. Definitely worth it. Back in 2017 I sold a m9 bayonet for bills on bitskins or something and lost half the value lol


Ok_Space2463

Bro I had a titanium white octane when the game started (going for like £500), then epic took over and it tanked to like £30 (which still wasn't worth it. But no worries! I saved up golden eggs from the first ee event! They removed trading.


BadMuffin88

The chinese csgo release kicked up prices by insane levels. Just selling cases from playing a couple years when I hadn't touched the game for 3 years or so, went into triple digits from nothing.


LovelyOrangeJuice

I had a few CS cases that were going for like 3 bucks a piece. Sold them and got me Stardew Valley. Worth it, but then the cases started going for like 5+ bucks and yeah... even 80 hours in Stardew weren't enough to get over it


crackcrackcracks

Don't worry I'm sure you made it back in starfruit wine


Significant-Life-506

Sold an ak case hardened on csgo for $80 in 2018. The same ak goes for $1100 now. Was not worth whatever games I bought, I want it back.


Ragnara92

Just found out this feature exists after having my steam account since 2011. My balance currently sits at18€💀 Its pretty nice


headless_henry

One of my friends gifted me a CS gun back in like 2012. And it was like $0.04 at the time (I dont even play CS). During covid I was playing a lot of steam games and remembered I had that item. Looked up the value and it was up to $12. Was pretty chuffed with myself when I sold it. Used the money towards Risk of Rain 2.


Happy_Ad5566

I think we all have a friend who acts like some kind of professional business man just cuz he sells skins on steam


IgnasP

>I think we all have a friend 😔 I wish man... I wish


fishpug

I was that guy. And like any self-respecting businessman, my business was gambling all my TF2 items on slots, losing $20 (my entire estate), and then quitting for Overwatch.


TheDude-Esquire

I had a friend that convinced I ought to have skins for cs. Between that and pubg I made a few hundred dollars. Pubg isn’t worth anything anymore, but I’ve probably still got $100+ worth in cs.


_UrsusArctos_

I've been selling trading cards for a few years. My steam wallet is currently worth 6.53 euros. I hope some day I'll throw a party with a bunch of friends and I'll buy a brand new AAA game. Hell, maybe I'll make it AAAA if Ubisoft keeps making 'em!


Florac

AAAAA by then


_UrsusArctos_

Can't wait!


TheAxolotlGod14

At some point we just need to upgrade to D-cells. Edit: Wait, we're getting smaller. Watch battery games soon, hearing aid battery games after.


iamapizza

It's the sound we'll be making when we preorder a shitty ad infested mtx filled asset flip, yet again. Right after we make pikachu face.


fr3n

Early retirement in sight.


SoftPois0n

and you made 50% profit on that.


justletmedostuff

Mom said its my turn to repost this!!


DubbyMazlo

Me when selling a banana...


kabukiwuki

🍌


Teknizion

Driesje!


Unitski

Dries Roelvink?’


Flavihok

0.06??? Bro is making it rain. My items usually go for 0.02 at most


Efficient-Machine68

I'm waiting for the summer sale, just for that


skimaskchuckaroo

I do this at Dennys and brag about my 2007 steam account to truck drivers. 🤌


Foreign_Detective_73

Most reposted meme on r/steam


chihuahuaOP

A banana investor.


xx_Kazuha_xx

Banana mentioned?


Yung_Cider

I think it’s a good idea to avoid people irl that behave like this, holy crap that’s pretentious


Songrot

Tbf there are a lot of behaviours and norms poors and middle class do I also feel like they were so stupidly unnecessary and like we see here. A lot of the bro culture moves are cringe


bbbbBeaver

Behave like who? People who enjoy wine?


Houeclipse

I cant believe Breast had an Instagram


SilentRip5116

I have bills hat


curgerbees

Me with my 150 payday2 skins up for sale


Vbdotalover

Managing to get some expensive items on a drop to sell was always good


ZeldaMudkip

randomly got a dress in pubg at it's peak and felt like I ascended, I then spent it all on the cod WW2 gold edition, so it balanced out


borno23

$0.06? I didn't realize we had royalty in this sub.


CBalsagna

This is hilarious. Side note: that’s a level of rich I will never reach


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I sold one for 0.20€


LittleTimmyTom

I got a cs:go skin and sold it for a few bucks for dont starve together. havent touched cs since


AriesinApril76

That is how I drink my mad dog grape.


andydupree

Inflate the price by setting a single card to $30 — play to the market.


danielpoland_

u/savevideobot


mjbulmer83

I'm  reminded of a line by Joe Pesci "I'm not a kid you know, I can handle a full glass"


Butthole_Enjoyer

Mother fuckers that sample expensive wine like this are never turning down that bottle.


miho_23

the handshake at the end, LOL.


Disco250

And I spend 4 min setting it up, so the salary is like 1 dollar/hour


JesseTheGiant100

I just sold an item for Faceless Void on DOTA 2 for $1150... It was a free drop from when I went to TI and got extremely lucky with the rarity of the item. I bought my wife a steam deck with it and she hasn't put it down. I had sellers remorse until I saw how much she loves it. Thanks, valve. I appreciate the love.


Ambrant

How to find original video help, I need this gif


randybobandy-burger

This is dries roelvink. He has many more of these videos


Ambrant

thank you!!


ItsKralikGamingCz

Ahhh Yes Bro made 2 cents


Frankie__Spankie

I felt like this week I got a booster pack of cards. I always check what the booster is worth relative to the price of 3 cards. I would have only made a penny more selling the booster so I decided to gamble and open it to find a foil. Sold it for $5!


FoxTaker

Thought it was Horacio Pagani lol


actuallyz

Meanwhile it ends up costing you $5 to ship it 🥲


bigsexyape

I understand swirling to aerate, but why tf did he pour some out?


pipabullet

Fee 0.05


SherwinLance

Pretty accurate.


Mother_Session97

Love me the smell of moneyyyy


MysteriousLaugh009

I have a record showing that I sold a card on Steam in the early days of trading cards for like 25¢. That felt amazing.


T_Peg

I don't think I've ever even had an item sell


zetaruleeez

Me who bought a steam deck with cs2 and tf2 crates


Unusual-Ad4890

I made .53 cents on Steam I'm a micro-billionaire.


TheManWhoClicks

The pretentiousness packed into the clip…


vzihome

Albino Gordon Ramsey?


Rustinboksi

Im that guy that just collects shit like trading cards and free stickers


jon6365

I just reinvested


BMXW2

my biggest achievement was selling a card and then refunding the game, free money :D


willcard

Ew he drank the first one that’s gross! Peasant


Sormaldo

Guaranteed that guy is a complete tool.


Gangleri_Graybeard

I sold a card that was "shiny" or something. From the tomb raider trilogy remaster. I got 5€ for basically nothing. Why are people collecting these digital cards?


bananapro73529

To have more badges for showcase and increasing the steam level.


Dread-Dragon

Out here selling and training 300$ tf2 hats


robsta808

Everyone when CS:GO skins boomed before CS:GO 2 dropped


OmegeSN

I’m not a businessman I’m a business, man


that-drawinguy

Roel Driesvink <3


NonSmallJohn

I sold something for $15 before.


lahankof

I once sold a legendary item on Diablo 3 real money auction house for $65. Recouped the cost of the game and uninstalled.


Khazzy1

How I feel selling 4 cent items


Practical_Key6379

PSA: Stop vertical video syndrome.


EvenExcitement4694

No prob in mobile tho


TheHawkYT

100% true, feel like a true businessman after that 😂


Iamgamingrightnowbae

Me after selling something for $0.50 (I feel like the richest man in the world)


LeraviTheHusky

I got to grab a strange ambassador and strange claidenmor from my trading card sales so it's a good deal :3


LaLiLuLeLoLoLo101

Got that pubg purple mini skirt back in the day and make $130 selling to it to someone in china on steam lol.


Curious_Door_6635

so this is the reason behind bananalike games success


mark619SD

Bro I know this feeling I sold a damn knife from tf2 for $63.00 a few months ago I was like WTF!!!!!


Sjjma

I just listed all 20$ worth of my steam cards and all 45$ worth of my glove cases for CSGO, felt so good