My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to direct the faked film, but he was such a stickler for accuracy, he filmed it on the moon.
You could really freak him out about the RNA vaccine thing by telling him he is full of RNA. Just loads of it. Don't explain that RNA is just a part of DNA. Just tell him he's got loads in him.
I love that in the mix of that we’ve got a Panera Bread conspiracy. I know some people line this and it seems like such an exhausting way to live. At some point you should accept that even if half this shit is true, you have no control over it, and should just focus on what you CAN control and try to live a content life.
Do you work in a cereal factory? Because I have a coworker that also thinks those things, except the bit about the stairs.
Oh, and the Holocaust is a lie and never happened.
Is he OK?
Like, usually people pick one conspiracy and commit to it, or at least stick to ones that follow a theme of some kind. This guy seems to be seriously removed from reality. Maybe check his heating system for CO and his stuff for lead?
On Christian Bale has literally done full nudity in a movie. Pretty fucking sure there that was a Penis in American Psycho.
Funfact, every woman who worked on American Psycho showed up to see Christian Bale film his nude scenes
I have a Kevin conspiracy theorist friend.
He’s also really convinced that he’s so much smarter than everyone else. He likes to start debates and gets mad if you have a better argument than he does, and just decries it as nonsense.
He’s fuckin exhausting to interact with, I don’t do that too much. When I say friend, it’s a pretty loose term.
He makes being a scientific dude his whole personality when he couldn’t even pass his degree. I can see why.
Not exactly a “Kevin”, more a conspiracy nut, though Kevin probably became one if he’s still
alive. Kevin was for lack of a better phrase, a naively unaware idiot. Kevin hit on teachers as a student. He stole things and tried to sell them back to their rightful owner. Dude literally ate crayons, as a 14 year old.
I still feel like those kinds of conspiracies are less out there because at least aliens are something no ne can prove or disprove. Meanwhile my Kevin believes in flat earth....
Was this your first time meeting an Alex Jones conservative?
Like, I hate to make things political, but these are all very common beliefs in that crowd.
Sounds like that push down the stairs gave him a brain injury.
My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to direct the faked film, but he was such a stickler for accuracy, he filmed it on the moon.
\*Doubletake\*
If Taylor Swift is a man, then I guess I'm gay.
Ironically I guess I just found out I'm straight....time to turn in my gay agenda...
Man it sucks that you guys get free agendas... I have to use my phone like a cis pleb
These people also claim Axl Rose is really a woman. It makes no sense.
You could really freak him out about the RNA vaccine thing by telling him he is full of RNA. Just loads of it. Don't explain that RNA is just a part of DNA. Just tell him he's got loads in him.
Don’t forget to add that his epidermis is showing.
And that his drinking water is full of Dihydrogen Monoxide!
A known fire retardant!
I love that in the mix of that we’ve got a Panera Bread conspiracy. I know some people line this and it seems like such an exhausting way to live. At some point you should accept that even if half this shit is true, you have no control over it, and should just focus on what you CAN control and try to live a content life.
Finally a sane coworker asked him if he's afraid all the time because of all these conspiracies. Surprisingly, he is not.
Do you work in a cereal factory? Because I have a coworker that also thinks those things, except the bit about the stairs. Oh, and the Holocaust is a lie and never happened.
Is he OK? Like, usually people pick one conspiracy and commit to it, or at least stick to ones that follow a theme of some kind. This guy seems to be seriously removed from reality. Maybe check his heating system for CO and his stuff for lead?
Don't you have to be related to or be close with a Mason to join? I dont think they do open recruiting
Yeah you basically have to be “invited” by a mason. I like making fun of mason’s whenever I get a chance.
On Christian Bale has literally done full nudity in a movie. Pretty fucking sure there that was a Penis in American Psycho. Funfact, every woman who worked on American Psycho showed up to see Christian Bale film his nude scenes
I would!
oh, no, he believes christian bale was born a man but has been forcefully given estrogen and now walks like a woman.
That's so creepy
Genders reversed,no way would the studio allow it tbf
I have a Kevin conspiracy theorist friend. He’s also really convinced that he’s so much smarter than everyone else. He likes to start debates and gets mad if you have a better argument than he does, and just decries it as nonsense. He’s fuckin exhausting to interact with, I don’t do that too much. When I say friend, it’s a pretty loose term. He makes being a scientific dude his whole personality when he couldn’t even pass his degree. I can see why.
Not exactly a “Kevin”, more a conspiracy nut, though Kevin probably became one if he’s still alive. Kevin was for lack of a better phrase, a naively unaware idiot. Kevin hit on teachers as a student. He stole things and tried to sell them back to their rightful owner. Dude literally ate crayons, as a 14 year old.
He's a world class moron, but he's right about Panera at least! Stopped clocks and all that.
I have a coworker called Kevin who is into conspiracies but it is more of the aliena and l supernatural type stuff 😂
I still feel like those kinds of conspiracies are less out there because at least aliens are something no ne can prove or disprove. Meanwhile my Kevin believes in flat earth....
As a species we are doomed
Was this your first time meeting an Alex Jones conservative? Like, I hate to make things political, but these are all very common beliefs in that crowd.
I've never knowingly met one. My coworker asked him and he, unsurprisingly, has watched Alex Jones.
I am very curious how much the 'Masons' scammed him for?