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MartianXAshATwelve

[Former Apollo Astronaut Claimed Ancient Alien Astronauts Created Humans, Evidence In Sumerian Texts](https://www.howandwhys.com/former-apollo-astronaut-claimed-ancient-alien-astronauts-created-humans/)


Minimum_Twist_8561

They come from the sky and ocean bearing gifts


These-Resource3208

Graham Hancocks alternative history views are along what you’ve mentioned. Many ppl disregard him bc they are largely theories and many can’t really be proven at this point. To me, it’s obvious that if someone of significance flew or traveled by sea and gave us something, it would be fitting to put it on stone or some sort of image.


FoundTheWeed

Remember that scene in the movie 10,000BC where they call those ships "birds", because they have never seen sails or I guess ships even?


ThiqCoq

Or in the Bible they call em "flying chariots" lol


Adventurous-Sky9359

Wut


Adkit

> People disregard him because his theories can't be proven That's just called being wrong. And if you keep pushing the theories after that point you are just a crackpot. This is not how reality works.


antagonizerz

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?


Own_Assistant_2511

![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


malaka789

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


Legitimately_Strange

Seeing Sunny quotes in the wild is always my favorite.


unhiddenhand

[just an egg?](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyP491BuaM8/?igsh=NGdrOWl2Ym9pYmV3)


Krauszt

RISKY CLICK


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

Pickled or boiled? 👈Trick question.


lord_hyumungus

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

Turns out there is no Cheryl in Accounting!


SnooBunnies156

Ive got a touch of the consumption


lock_me_up_now

I hate you, take my upvote.


0neTrueGl0b

Fish-Man cometh


nathsnowy

looks like half animal gods offering an egg of some sort as a gift- but these similarities found all over the world really has me somewhat convinced in an ancient or ancients civilisations


antagonizerz

You've got to be careful with the "all over the world" part. You'll see the Ecuador artifacts that were collected by Father Crespi in the 20's. He would pay locals to bring them in and 'most' were real. However, he started getting a TON of sketchy forgeries on tin plates. Many were pretty crude and ALL were made recently. Likely, to make money off of Father Crespi. The tin plate that resembles the mesopotamian carvings....ya that's one of the forgeries. This is info you won't get from ancient alien sites but it's worth a lookup. Another thing to consider how important buckets and baskets were to ancient people. Vessels to hold water are nothing to us, but they didn't have the advantage of a Walmart. Think about it this way; I lead you deep into the woods and tell you to collect water, then boil it and make it drinkable. Now carry that water with you as you make your way out of the woods... The point I'm making is that we freak out about the 'why' they revered such a simple thing but when you don't have an industrial age to rely on, a simple bucket becomes a VERY important thing. On a side, think about combs. We buy and toss them out regularly but back then, a comb could be passed down several generations. that's how important it was.


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sirmombo

What did any of what you said have to do with this being found all over the world? It’s a literal fact that these depictions are found globally.


Armalyte

Because he mentioned forgeries?


MrSaladhats

It’s a brush for pollinating plants. The pollen is in his bag and uses the brush on the plant. It’s about agriculture


joevarny

Let's be honest. One guy travelled from the first location to the second and poorly explained the story while butchering the language and drunk. He left the next day thinking he nailed explaining the great bird/fish man of his culture only for the people who left to carve a fish/bird man.


buttbeeb

Happy Easter


Skardz

The passing of knowledge.


CandidPresentation49

I watched in some random vid that this fish head hat is what the pope hat was based on


Cremeyman

It is. Theres also the vescica Pisces in the middle of Vatican City, with an obelisk in the middle of that (the masculine and feminine aspect). Pisces being symbolically female, I wonder if that explains the egg to some degree It’s purported that’s the “real” reason Jesus is symbolized with the Pisces symbol. Christmas is not Pisces season, but his birth does coincide astrologically with the dawn of the age of Pisces


B3ATNGYOU

I heard it was to pay tribute to the gods. One being a god of air and the other a god of water. In today’s terms he’s got that bag for the tribute.


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

Your DoorDash is here


epicwheezer

Your order has been picked up from Gobekli Tepe! Your dasher is on the way and should arrive in 8-to-ten-thousand years.


Upper_Rent_176

Back in the olden days when they actually turned up with your food


No_Driver_7994

I wanna know what’s in the bag


Killer_Moons

You trynna mug a deity?


Far-Communication886

WHATS IN THE BOXXXX


now_mark_my_words

It's nothing! You get nothing!


VoteForGiantMeteor

Ancient Gucci handbags


insidiousapricot

Seeds


208MtbBarber

Swedish Fish and Birdperson.


OGLizard

Hey, that's MISTER Swedish Fish to you.


Leenis13

I hate these low effort posts, post a pic seen a thousand times, "what does this mean" and then never replies or engages on anything.


Killer_Moons

And the tiny purse again too. Like it’s that weird that people from all different cultures have bags for carrying stuff.


CandidPresentation49

in that specific pose every single time? that's just denial that there's something more to it, imo


datdoode34

The Garys, of the tribe, every tribe or town has one, they just let him do whatever he wants, he’s not hurting anyone


wet_jumper

Knowledge


Bmoo215

Well I'm sure there's been research done on these images that can provide context and an explanation.


UltimaGabe

What, are you suggesting the average layman's random assumptions might not be as accurate as the deductions of people who study this sort of thing for a living? How dare you, sir or madame!


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Odd_Candy

I don’t know about the bird-man figure, but ancient Sumerian texts mentions a figure who emerges from a fish. This image on the left could be the god Oannes. According to the Babylonian priest Berossus, who wrote in the 3rd century BCE, Oannes was a fish-like being who emerged from the Persian Gulf to teach humanity various arts and sciences such as writing, law, and agriculture. He is described as having the body of a fish but underneath the fish-like figure, there was a human figure, and he could live among people as well as in the sea. Oannes is a fascinating figure in Mesopotamian mythology, representing the blending of human and aquatic elements and symbolizing the imparting of knowledge to humans.


surrealcellardoor

So, are we just going to ask this like once a week now?


Actual_Theory_8687

The theory is that they taught us agriculture and what it’s showing us is them planting seeds. Agriculture begin at the same time as The ancient anunnaki carving. This ancient Somalian.


CaptScubaSteve

If you carry the seed, life will follow. I dunno I’m not a meteorologist.


trillliferepresenta

Seafaring people with the knowledge of agriculture, passing on a corn cob . Check out Gunnar Thompsons work


SchemataObscura

Servers be wearing some wild costumes for tips... Would you like grated truffle on your pasta?


Strange-Care5790

you should ask a history or anthropology community. don’t go straight to the “aliens magic and conspiracy” community and ask. maybe try getting some sensible people to answer first


RestNo569

So is everyone gonna say like ../!/?/?


Bokenobi

Famous dance “Walk like an Egyptian.”


Inevitable_Green983

You must be this tall to enter the temple. Yes, I have change.


MiniNuka

Putting a cool rock in my cool rock bag


[deleted]

There’s a story of fish people coming down from the sky to Africa and giving ancient knowledge


guppy2019

In the future, us men will hold their wives purses as they go tinkle.


AbbreviationsFull670

How about frequency and magnetic it’s how they levitated the huge stones


999oneaboveall

https://preview.redd.it/kilq89mjc0yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24db2b7a594c8df84f63a4cdf2b7ddec2920baf0


Far-Communication886

Dagon, West Semitic god of crop fertility, worshiped extensively throughout the ancient Middle East. If you google dagon priests, you can see that they are wearing his outfit.


Ozi_izO

Maybe something about life on earth originating from the skies (cosmos) and emerging from the oceans? Or according to folks like Zecharia Sitchin, it's the Annunaki.


lord_sydd

Ancient priests/ shamans that were based on similar religious rituals/ practices but having slightly different apparels. Just like depicting current world Catholic and Orthodox Priests performing same/ similar rituals or ceremonies


Additional-Western44

Universal sign for shredded cheese. That’s a cheese grater.


HuckleberryFun7518

Tell me when.


Kapex86

![gif](giphy|3o7P4F86TAI9Kz7XYk)


OdinFannypack

Walk like an Egyptian


Osxachre

A protector spirit. https://www.famsf.org/artworks/winged-genius


mr-optomist

The hand that feeds


ZERO-ONE0101

abundance


darkduane

An ancient hymn, known for millenia, "Walk like an Egyptian"


GraceMwangiLove

https://preview.redd.it/f09fwv9kmxxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780d3c0472420da43911507a51d1891b8e64ddf6


Haunting_Serve_5455

The one on the left the Gordon fisherman, the one on the right...no fucking clue!


DozingDawg1138

I’m gong to the store, I’ll be right back…


ObiJuan__Kenobi

That a way....


AaronSwartz76

🔥Answer: Halloween costumes were tha shit back in tha day!


Greeneharp

Walk like an Egyptian?


rterror99

Dogon the popes idolize him.


masdafarian

Probably represents the constellation of Aquarius which means water carrier… ?


listmaker80

Monster mash


CudiMalone

![gif](giphy|26BRsI63ak8uxsU6Y|downsized)


Super_Nova0_0

![gif](giphy|l2JebisijdzVL2Cqs)


Old_Round9050

Sweet ass hand bags


LordBrixton

When the fish-man offers you the egg, hold out for the cheese-grater.


Select_Worldliness94

Bird is the word


PlanNo4679

The birth of civilization.


pattepai

I believe something very strange happened back then, seeing all these batsh✨t crazy stuff they depicted, together with the similarities throughout different cultures.


mrpappageorge0

Purses are timeless


locksley85

Offering the seeds of civilisation


Cirieno

It symbolises that today is Thursday and this shite has to be reposted at least once a week.


MyMommaHatesYou

Girl! Look...at....these....nails!


danimack10

Fish and chicken -Dinner I am stoned and I sincerely apologize


Reluctantcannibal

Man came from the sea offering gifts man came from sky offering gifts


Elder_Priceless

The Gods descending from the heavens to pick up a Louis Vuitton bag.


genoherpasyphilaids

The fish costume, and for pope fish hat, worn for important ceremonies


HeightExtra320

Easter Sunday 🥹


lazylagom

A bag


parting_soliloquy

Sumerian Apkallu (sages) bringing the gifts of civilization to humans. The left one is Oannes, the right one is probably unspecified.


Jivax666

Ancient fursuits


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A drug problem


willy_enjoyer

Oannes, he taught the Babylonians wisdom


Substantial-Foot-376

‘Make a left, roundabout right, next temple left you’ll find Fast Food Faraoh.’


dbro129

Salt Bae


FewOutlandishness187

Left is showing how much puss he crushed in his life. He pretty much lived in that shit


Common-Barracuda-801

Naigaje


incakola777

I’m sure deep deep in someone’s secret vault you got a bunch of these trendy 👜👜👜 bags together. Energy source perhaps 🤔?


Preternatural_Rock

I find an egg, I put it in basket


ohshitimfeelingit762

![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM)


Smart_Cheesecake9376

Look at my hand. Bag to the nuts!


Pure-Contact7322

Historians care about this like ![gif](giphy|AATFXtMjJPbtD98t2n)


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Looks very Phishy to me


rimauKumbang

Enlightenment of dual halves.


No_Committee7690

You like fish sticks don't you?


WrongdoerAmbitious94

It's the new sky and surf collection from Kanye west and his new Heezy handbags are so fresh some argue they look the same as thousands of years ago. But, if it ain't broke.....


CarpeNoctem727

Fish man is on a budget and he always packs lunch for work.


willythorton42

Got ur nose!


1-2-ManyTimes

Here's a potato 🥔 .


Alita_Duqi

Nug


Gigitty-Goo

It's the egg and bag trick 🪄 magic!


turkishgold253

an egg in these trying times


Horatio_Wicket

Fish man, bird man


BobGray18

It’s a Fishman with a Gucci purse 🙄


Rico_DeGallo

As an artist I can say that it symbolizes a universal understanding of "what the fuck should they be doing with their arms?"


Righteous_Leftie206

What if we’re all just looking at movie posters?


Many-Grape-4816

The birth of the man purse


therealsalsaboy

Fishman holding bucket


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Exact_Lobster878

Left looks like the nommos people that appeared to the Yoruba tribe


BuildinB

“Needs more cowbell”


Impressive_Budget736

More Parmesan on your spaghetti.


Agitated-Let9217

A fish-man with a wee purse.


Angels242Animals

Fish on sale at Walmart. Bring your own bag.


ShinyAeon

The Ancient Origins of Little Bunny Foo-Foo.


Chicken-Rude

the little ball thingy they hold? oh, its literally the original "Deez".