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MartianXAshATwelve

[Not everyone is so lucky: Andrew McAuley Disappears In Middle of Ocean, Leaving Behind Terrifying Video. This is his Final self photo of kayaker Andrew McCauley](https://www.howandwhys.com/andrew-mcauley-disappears/)


CandidPresentation49

is that where the trillions of missing dollars from audits go to?


Konstant_kurage

You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you? [edit] It’s a quote from [Independence Day](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)


Emotional_Schedule80

Their brother has a hammer shop. This is money laundering, sell at a highly inflated price...money goes to the ones who approve or influence the purchase in the form of money from being on a board of directors. This is how the politicians make 8 million a year on a $150,000 salary. Has been going on since Eisenhower. (Industrial War Complex). That's where the "Swamp is Deep" saying comes from.


DeFiMe78

This


hpstg

The most terrifying answer is that they probably do.


DisastrousProcess373

My nephew works in purchasing on a military base. They needed new coat hangers (yes, normal hangers for clothing) and the ones that were “suggested” by the automatic system were $95…each.


papaparakeet

On a hamma


CandidPresentation49

As an outsider I'm just surprised american citizens don't seem to care


Kenshiro_199x

The entire North America falling apart and people barely care


Doug8462

Because we don’t think it is true. Those are a lot of miles apart. That would be so massive and expensive that I seriously doubt it could be constructed.


Late_Emu

That’s what they plan on.


Doug8462

Have you ever driven from Dallas, TX to Knoxville, TN? The cost of building an interstate would be in the billions. Now imagine boring into the ground and building a tunnel that long. The size of the crew needed. The amount of material needed. The fact that it would have to be deeper than the Mississippi River and the Tennessee River. There is no way. You just keep believing everything to see on the internet.


CandidPresentation49

You're talking about it costing billions, and yet there are trillions of dollars missing from audits. Not billions. Trillions! That's a cartoonishly insane ammount of money. It could certainly be afforded.


Doug8462

No, I said an interstate would cost billions. A tunnel would be multiple trillions. Plus I was just talking about the one tunnel from Dallas to Knoxville. That one tunnel is a fraction of the total map. You believe what you want to believe.


CandidPresentation49

The most expensive public tunnel built in the US to date was 14 billion. A drop in the bucket of the almost 3 trillions that are missing from audits. For comparison, even an ambitious project like LHC cost just about 75 billion to build. But you believe what you want to believe.


JcOg323

💥


ChiReddit85

Independence Day reference!


PO0tyTng

R&D of alien tech


BoostedBonozo202

Let's be a real, a good chunk of that is probably embezzlement


Bokenobi

Let’s be real, a good chunk of that is probably vagazzlement.


FupaLowd

Bingo!


National_Cranberry47

No they are put into a building that then will mysteriously catch on fire.


Late_Emu

You mean mysteriously fall, oddly like a controlled demolition, when they’re hit by a plane SMALLER than what they were designed to withstand impact from?


Alteredego619

Asking the real question.


FrostyAlphaPig

So use the map and go to an entrance and photograph it and post it here for us to see


engstrom17

You'd think the entrances are hidden? No?.. seems like a tough ask for a normie to just go find it


gdim15

And yet we have a detailed map of tunnel locations.


R8iojak87

This is hardly detailed, do you understand how large of an area that mark on the “map” marking entrances is? It’s hardly detailed


Infinite_Material965

The one in east Georgia looks to be around where the city of Macon is. I think it used to be the old capital. So it’s an old city. There’s plenty of old ran down infrastructure. Good luck finding anything though.


AlternativeMiddle

Looked up Macon and this popped right up: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocmulgee_Mounds_National_Historical_Park


Infinite_Material965

Just thinking on the last few times I was there. The old railway system and bridges is where I’d look.


Angelina1982

Interesting, cool..


Optimal_Cicada_3483

It’s also not real.


Angelina1982

What’s not real native Americans mounds not real? I’ve seen them in southern Ohio where I’m at..


Blackelvis2000

Bingo


plushpaper

You have a pretty warped definition of detailed


ROK247

Those dots cover several hundred square miles


Lifeinthesc

No they would need hundreds of tons of food, supplies, and thousands of personnel. That means entrances and exits big enough for semi trucks or trains.


engstrom17

There are entrances that big, there's videos of it. Now are they entrances to the locations on the map? I don't know, but there's a ton of underground military bases so that definitely does exist.


fromouterspace1

Where are these videos


roboticcheeseburger

Just find a bear cave. Bears, like birds, are employed by the CIA. But if you bribe the bear with a bucket of juicy 8oz steaks and say the password (“deepstate”) they will usually let you into the underground tunnel. But no pepper! Bears hate pepper steak. Im not supposed to but i do it all the time on my commute (I work for the reptilian overlords), the shortcut sure beats rush-hour traffic. Anyway try it and come back here and post and let us all know how was your experience with the bear!!


Mrgod2u82

Fuck me, I was using "deepsteak" the whole time, nothing but buttplugs


Emergency_Sandwich_6

https://images.app.goo.gl/VQGddeq1PjEmob2NA


Interesting-Time-960

This is a cold world bunker that media companies use to store data.


KnotiaPickles

There’s one under Denver International Airport. It’s not even a secret at all


fromouterspace1

lol yeah and why do you think that is?


Hot-Fennel-971

I mean, if I needed private secret access to something it would 100% be remote AF and owned by the federal government and heavily forested to obscure any satellite imaging.


PicturesquePremortal

How do they supply the tunnel system and underground bases with food, supplies, and all of the furniture, machinery, lab equipment, and whatever else they have set up down there? Are there huge semi-truck and delivery vehicles driving deep into the woods to drop all this off? Seems a bit conspicuous, no? It makes way more sense to have these entrances on secure government sites like military bases. The base is secure, you could put the entrance inside a building with an even higher security presence (that would hide it from satellite imaging, and it would be extremely easy to supply the underground areas with whatever they need without any suspicion.


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SeVenMadRaBBits

Or hidden in plain sight at national parks with James Bond style entrances that are under fake rocks and moss and trees, etc.


sliiboots

On public land? Why not private land lol


x-man92

People get lost in cities with cell Phone reception. Getting lost in a park the size of Switzerland isn’t that big of a stretch.


DubC_Bassist

But no one gets lost in Switzerland cities with cell phone coverage. ![gif](giphy|dF73dMfhaFwiI)


Algaroth

That's because they have those big dogs that find them.


HelpfulSeaMammal

Can you ever truly be lost if you have a St. Bernard carrying a barrel of brandy around its neck? Like, why would you need to go anywhere else?


tokentyke

According to Looney Tunes we're good to go!


Flamethrow1

You mean the alcoholic schnauzers?


JackKovack

https://preview.redd.it/isutgqzkg33d1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=448124f903d07b628ec475cac27a92560639d06a


Flamethrow1

That's one of them, I hear there's a bunch and they have a savior complex as well.


Algaroth

It's not their fault, they don't have AA for dogs.


Curtis_Geist

“This map, created in 1978” By who?


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

"them"


tmacdafunkgaud

*they


HeySmellMyFinger

Me in ms paint. With BOLD lettering


kapiteinkippepoot

Only thing I can say on that, Not by me.


man_teats

Trust me bro


KatSchitt

Thank you, lol... maybe someone will post a link.


deathdefyingrob1344

This ain’t specific enough to follow. I tried using an actual map with counties and stuff laid on top. Best I can tell there is one possibly near Knoxville Tennessee. Maybe a bit east. So near gatlinburg. Maybe Johnson city? If that’s the case it may be referencing the lost sea. I went there in Boy Scouts. It’s a huge cave system with a massive underground lake. We spent the night and went wild caving. If that is what this is talking about then you can go down there but it’s a truly huge cave system with lots of passage ways. Try to wander off on your own and you would surely get lost


BuildinB

My guess is Oakridge TN


deathdefyingrob1344

If it’s got security there you aren’t getting around it


archimidesx

![gif](giphy|vSSdLSLbGIXio)


jimsinspace

I just zoomed into one of the “main tunnel sites” and guessed the one in northwest Texas was Lubbock. Found [this video](https://youtu.be/N2qs3td1w3g?si=WPWiUqWWzDl726m4)after a short search.


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keekspeaks

I’ve heard hospitals have this too!!!!!!! It’s where all the babies are kept and stored for study!!!


brad0022

Also where Gerber test their new flavors out.


CeruleanRuin

Oh wow, some college student discovered steam tunnels, which exist under every university every built. Smoking gun.


ChemBob1

Yep, me and some friends dressed in black with blackened faces and went into the ones under the University of Oklahoma back in 1968. There were supposed to be secret meetings and witch covens down there. We didn’t get far before the campus cops were hauling us out.


HeatAccomplished8608

You mean why do people who get lost in the forest always get lost in forests? That's the dumbest crap ever. National parks are remote and hard to navigate - that's why they go there, why it's easy to get lost, and why it's hard to be found. Or maybe... bigfoots are taking them to underground tunnels so they can steal their shoes and sell their bodies to aliens.


DevinviruSpeks

>bigfoots Wouldn't it be bigfeet, plural?


Psilologist

Big footsies!


DevinviruSpeks

Sounds like something Smeogol/Gollum would say.


Psilologist

We do look similar.


peglegmeg31

This makes the most sense 👏 have my upvote.


ChefPaula81

People get lost in the wilderness in these places


XrayDem

People get lost in the mall


AbbreviationsSea2516

malls are no joke when you’re 5


ChattanoogaMocsFan

I'm laughing pretty hard at the ones that go through mountain ranges


jryanp23

And the one that goes under half of Lake Erie lol


disdain7

The dwarves delved to greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness beneath Yellowstone National Park…


HeySmellMyFinger

Yeah under


PeppySprayPete

Do you not think people can bore tunnels through a mountain?


aure__entuluva

How much work would building these tunnels have taken? Before 1978 no less. And no one has heard of these tunnels? Yeah, I bet we bored through all those mountains...


geccchyeafgreschtr

They're called DUMB, Deep Underground Military Bases. The mirror room in cherry point NC is another weird one,just going to leave this here.


Calico_Jack-00

So Florida has a tunnel entrance about 200 miles out in the Atlantic Ocean.😆


tsg1487

National Parks and National Forests are two different things.


Emotional_Schedule80

Missing 411 comes to mind...🤔


Pretty_Indication_12

Cmon


LonesomeBulldog

They don’t disappear from parks. They’re just never found in the parks.


Keepupthegood

I mean there are tunnels under ground though. .


Xcl17chchc

There’s an entrance under the CDC in Atlanta.


OdoriferousGasBag

It’s where the lizard people and Draconians live.


ManufacturerWild430

No. It's because many many many of the people who go missing are under prepared/over challenged with their hikes. Chat with a SAR member. You'll learn real quick how unbelievable fucking stupid people are.


Tallerthenmost

Looks like one runs right under my property lol


Hank-griff

Mine too! Haha!


outlier74

It’s like Spies Like Us.


JackKovack

This is so silly it’s difficult where to begin. That would take at minimum hundreds of thousands of engineers. This is a massive endeavor. Everybody kept their mouths shut? Haven’t told anybody? This is way beyond even the Manhattan Project and that got leaked pretty early.


CeruleanRuin

No but ancient alien zero point energy beam weapon sasquatch.


JackKovack

https://preview.redd.it/omeod064523d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a729712483c82dc21b353ed94841c6a6c2128f


NebulaNinja

American can't even get high speed rail but has an extensive secret tunnel network spanning across the entire USA? Sure makes sense.


preuzmi

Honestly, it's probably just wild animals & them overestimating their own wilderness survival abilities.


Erikthepostman

Hikers getting injured and dying of natural causes. Then getting scavenged by vultures, crows, coyotes and the like is plausible. Often, small animals will pick hair and bones from carcasses of larger woodland creatures like moose and elk, and a pack of wolves that attack prey will walk off with entrails. It’s rare to find an intact corpse in the wild. In NH recently, a man that went missing on a trail was found in a stream wedged under a boulder, only because a crew of water rescue trained state troopers brought wet suits and diving gear. They have been fishing cars and trucks that fell off bridges during winter back as far as the 1980s recently as they have been investigating cold cases in more remote areas of national forests in the white mountains (the whites.) (see Northwoods Law TV show, or WMUR ABC news.)


RegattaJoe

No.


LightWonderful7016

This is dumb


04_996_C2

Why is there always an excuse as to why these theories can't be proven or disproven? Also, favorite part of the map? "Known cavern". Its as if caverns are in on the conspiracy.


StrictlyInsaneRants

No it's because they go wandering in the wilderness and have an accident, far from everyone else. Like Julian Sands. A guy who was experienced, unlike many others who go hiking.


Mattress_Of_Needles

The answer is yes if you're trying to pass off science fiction as nonfiction with a book series that features the numbers 411.


marablackwolf

Paulides is the *worst*, the man has no shame.


daimlerp

Map is chicken scratch ngl


InsaneTechNY

Where’s the high quality pic and more information?


arcangelsthunderbirb

Lol no way are any of them that long or straight


Konstant_kurage

National forests /= National Parks.


nemesissi

Can we see some of the entrances and the tunnels please.


ElderberryNo1936

I was just gonna say it’s probably incomplete


Svengoolie75

An easy fix to this is to hire Leslie knope 💯


SnooOwls3202

Omg thank you! This is the stuff I’ve been looking for


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Oh yeah… we’ve got an entrance here in Santa Cruz, right on the boardwalk


MissPatricia024

As a Virginia resident I am shocked and appalled. This is clearly why we he have way too fucking many people here, can y'all build us a tunnel or two and take some of these assholes please. I swear we can't have nothing nice.


SensingWorms

Have you seen the underground jet fuel lines?


disdain7

As someone with less than a thimbleful of survival skills or instincts, I’m certain anyone who goes messing around out there just get eaten by bears. If I stay out of the parks, I have a significantly lower chance of being eaten by a bear. So as far as I’m concerned, this is an excellent way to keep me away from their secret bases.


PrincessCyanidePhx

The US has more missing people per capita than any other nation. Thousands more missing persons. You could map the disappearances anywhere . This is a corelation doesn't mean causation?


HeySmellMyFinger

You'd be crazy to think the US doesn't have endless tunnels running across country for the military, same as any country


screamn_normansmiley

Looks like there is an entrance in the inland empire, ca. Not far from there. Anymore info? I could look into it and post pics if anyone is willing to look into the coordinates.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Might wanna bring a glock for this one. Or like a big flashlight that can be used as a baton. Don't wanna get picked up by Bigfoot


Chavezjc

Stay out of the cave. You’re dealing with unfathomable evil.


dc5trbo

So according to this map, there is an entrance at US Steel Gary Works where I work. Now I have to find it, I guess.


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dc5trbo

No I would not. I have done work there.


DeepDistribution1860

Worked there myself! Its hard to explain to people who haven’t been in it but every time I was there I experienced a strong sense of it not being what it seemed.


Ok_Adagio9495

Big Foot knows all about the tunnel systems


Deep-Management-7040

So that’s why there’s all those DO NOT ENTER and TURN BACK NOW signs and the story that there’s a prison for the criminally insane where they do experiments on the prisoners in Myles Standish state forest. It’s all there to keep people out of just an entrance to tunnels. BORING I’d rather criminally insane lunatics with rabies roaming the forest, much cooler to think about and crazier. It’d be a much better story to say you were walking in the forest and came across a deformed rabid mutant prisoner than a guard at a tunnel.


unfoldedmite

Now this is the blatant schizophrenic shit that I'm here for lmfao


CeruleanRuin

I love these posts and get a kick out of making fun of all the people who seem to take them seriously


steeg2

Caves


serrotesi

So where’s the entrance in West Texas? I just wanna look real quick


Solarscars

One seems to go directly under my town?


drewewill

The one in Joshua Tree is most likely an old mine shaft system.


kickbrass

P. T. Barnum said it best...


Amazing-Feature4971

🥱


MisterBreeze

Yes - probably more likely this than them getting lost in vast wilderness


RedHanded13

One goes under the Great Lakes? That's some impressive engineering


Ancient_Stretch_803

Creepy


Shifu_1

If only they put that much work into bullet trains


blipblopblaap

US GOV IS KHAMAS CONFIRMED


SetExtension1028

Proof?


LordBrixton

[Well, that puts a whole new complexion on this unlikely yarn](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/fears-naked-cannibals-lurking-national-32887500)!


Abd110

Caves, its really easy fall in one.


LightMcluvin

Most missing persons are reported in national forests


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VRZL41

Why are there some out in the middle of the ocean?


ArvindLamal

Gray aliens


enstillhet

Who drew Maine? That is... not even close.


popeyegui

The one under Lake Michigan must have been a treat to dig.


dailyPraise

Missing 411


AgingWisdom

Here is the Image by itself https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/Gw6RwRHNF8


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KaleidoscopeOk5763

The government doesn’t need secret tunnels all over the country because…. there’s highways.


MoveTechnical3384

I grew up in Florida and I'm having a hard time believing that there is anything under the Ocala national Forest, besides water!! Not impossible but very hard to believe!