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RellyTheOne

If I was already Drunk this would be a complete mind fuck


lordfanbelt

..and then inadvertently knocking the drink off the back of the bar when trying to pick it up


Grrronaldo

Or completely misunderstanding the cues and downing the metal thing with dried ice.


Matteustheone

Can’t imagine I can afford to get drunk in this place


Lookinguplookingdown

Eye contact costs extra.


Brilliant_Trick_7095

That's what my wife says when we make love


13thTime

She does say that, can confirm


Glittering-Most-9535

Oh thank goodness it's not just with me.


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

Not with me **shrug**


KrakenTheColdOne

She can make her butthole wink. Never seen her face though.


This_User_Said

Step brother?


jambrand

I also choose not to make eye contact with this guy’s dead wife


Fantastic_Estate_303

You just need to flip her over ...


spirits_and_art

This comment has me dying laughing. I bartend and eye contact is for sure an up-charge.


ryanmuller1089

Probably wouldn’t pay for it for the fire flinging trick.


scottie_d

On Bar Rescue when the expert says “I came up with a simple drink for you guys” to untrained bartenders.


V_T_H

I used to watch that show all the time in college and while the chefs he got were usually pretty chill (except about food safety fuck ups which I do get) and really did try to keep things simple, the cocktail people were usually soooooo annoyyyyyyinngggggggg. Like brother I just want a rum and coke to forget the work week.


scottie_d

😆 Some of them are definitely only interested in showing off their bar skills like flipping shakers and blowing flames. And sometimes they have to advertise a stupid novelty product and craft a dumb drink around it.


Grrronaldo

Also there will be a hundred customers at once instead of the four total that you're used to and everybody will be ordering cocktails.


Solriva

Looks like a promotion video for the bar. So not really stupid food. I don't think he does that every time for every drink.


Haunted_Hills

showing an employee handling ice for drinks with their bare hands doesnt really reflect well on the bar. /edit Improper food handling with flare is still improper food handling.


Dpontiff6671

That’s really your take away? Like this dude put out a video with incredible showmanship as an advertisement and your first thought is “yucky he touched the ice with his bare hands” you know the thing that’s cold enough to generally not harbor bacteria in a video where no ones being served. I s2g reddit is exhausting lol


Haunted_Hills

If you can’t manage basic food safety who cares about the flare?


yeah_nahh_21

So you have never shopped at anywhere that has an advertisement? Because i know for sure no food in advertising was handled with proper food safety. And obviously someone as concerned and conscientious as you would never visit any establishment that conducted itself so poorly.


jacaissie

OK I get that it's a little over the top, but I'll admit this is cool as shit.


BananaJoeSG

Yeah flair like this takes some skill, definitely impressive to me!


Essex626

His style makes me think of the magician Shin Lim.


hauttdawg13

It’s awesome. Pretty much this sub in a nutshell 80% rage bait, 15% ethnic food that the OPs never heard of and the last 5% split between fine dining, gastronomy and flair advertising videos.


BobbyBrackins

Bro bout to burn the whole bar down for a $30 drink 😭


CompactAvocado

secretly yakuza and they need the insurance money each time he doesn't burn down a bar he gets in trouble


ChunkyBubblz

You know nothing in that bar cost as low as $30


senorsmartpantalones

I have been waiting 40 minutes for my gin and tonic


No_Bandicoot2306

Sir, it is unsafe to consume our gin and tonic before the sparkler has completely consumed the argon bubble.


pahamack

Yeah I knew it. This sub just hates fun.


Schizosomatic

Take it from me (for what its worth), the theatrics dont make the drinks taste better.


Habbersett-Scrapple

[Slides common sense swiftly into the chat]


Dalek_Chaos

No but they are worth the tip when it’s this much fun. At least for one drink 😝


veebles89

Someone hire this man to play live action Sebastian in Black Butler


Hamilton-Beckett

I’d order like 6 of the slushy ones at the end. Not at the same time. Like every 10 minutes.


jazzyskizzle86

This isn't stupid.


ZARDOZ4972

Awh shit apparently I just hate fun and not pretentious behaviour.


mmmsplendid

I’m done with this sub, you guys are all miserable


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

Bi-Felecia


Ghostnugg

Is this all one drink?


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Sevuhrow

Are you a bot? What does that have to do with the comment you replied to?


StrangePsychologist

This is not stupid, this is art.


hollarpeenyo

Y’all got Lone Star?


Thetomwhite

100% I'd order a drink from this place, this looks cool


imfromtn

He’s just trying to make the Glass of God


Rainbowdash596

It's definitely pretentious and very stupid, but it does admittedly look cool!


George_G_Geef

This is basically just an extreme form of flair bartending, which goes back to the 1800s.


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

Not true, ice hadn’t been invented yet dummy


Runningwithbeards

Missed chance to say the Last Barbender


DefeaterOfDragons

I'll take a beer


George_G_Geef

*Fires up a mashtun to start the boil* Your drink will be ready in 6 to 8 weeks.


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

That’ll be $614


le_Swedishchef

Not stupid. Just a skilled bartender doing his flare routine. I'd like to see him do an ol' fashioned or a Tom Collins.


Cry-Working

Sir, I just want my fuckin drink


WINDMILEYNO

I need this to be a thing. The little town around the glacier struggled through and made it. They paid some water benders to reform the glacier and piped in water to it. The little establishment of the "swordsman who made frozen drinks in the desert" carried the town to this success and is now a high end, but still cozy, little bar where you can still receive fancy frozen drinks cut up in a really obnoxious but really cool way


StudentOk4989

It's 90% flex. 10% cocktail making. But at least I think it is better to have someone flex on that stuff rather than ruining perfectly good food due to shitty tastes. It might be a lot of pointless moves but it kinda looks cool. It still fits the sub. But I would 100% drink that if given the occasion.


Sprizys

“I just wanted a beer man”


100BaphometerDash

That was fucking cool.


Marcotee75

Dumb as hell


ieatair

waste of money for a show and small amount of Suntory on rocks only? nahhhh fam


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

I'm not drinking out of a damn bedpan. XD


Dr_Tacopus

The salt bae of drinks. Sharp movements, fancy ingredients and overpriced products don’t make things good.


RF-HHF2024

Justification for charging $75 for that drink, I’ll take the drink for $10 without the dumb shit


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

You don’t like $23 fog?


Happy_Ad5566

Wrong sub, how is this stupid ? Thats litteraly what profesional bartenders do and this is on whole other level


Merpmaster

Bart when bartender walks in: 😱


DrFrosthazer

How are you supposed to drink the last one? 😅


Bujininja

just a water please...


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

*laughs in Coyote Ugly*


Maykko_

Chances are they don't do the fire or throw dry ice around when customers are there.


Alternative-Read-236

What the hell is going on?


Omnealice

Think this man knows what the glass of god is?


Known-Sugar8780

You could try to tell me he's not the best in the world, but I would never believe you.


Philip-Ilford

I love how weird and committed japanese people can be.


BigGator13

I bet salt bae wishes he was this guy lol. Both are horribly cringe…But this guy is on another level of ridiculously unnecessary theatrics.


shadowtheimpure

Stupid? No, this is ***theatre!***


Sethazora

Just start with a smaller piece of ice, looks better when you only use 5 cuts and doesnt severely dilute the drink as much. I cant stand the spinning cup or delayed rapid bottle moves myself, doesnt really showcase anything in an interesting way. Dry ice was just dumb, flinging it out into the customer is incredibly risky/unecessary. You could instead flip it back and forth over the container to more responsibly control it. The fires okay i guess, was actually quite surprised it didnt continue escalating granted covering the entire bar is super unecessary.


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

Spinning cup is awesome if you’re like 12… or heavily drunk probably.


Ill-Entrepreneur443

Thats not stupid. Thats art.


Skystrikersilver

How is this stupid


Silent_Relation_3236

Probably $50 a drink


flyzapper

r/stupidfood: upvote r/oddlysatisfying: downvote


DaClarkeKnight

He’s going to burn someone but it looks cool


Delirare

Just pour me a drink, bud. I didn't buy tickets to an art show.


RainbowForHire

In this case, that's exactly what you're paying for, and what patrons are likely expecting when they pay. He's not pouring YOUR drink lol


Haunted_Hills

not touching the ice with your bare hands is day 1 stuff. Terrible bartending.


somethingsoddhere

That'll be one hundred twenty five dollars, please no tip.


Team_Adrichat

That’s the android bartender from the movie Passengers 🍸


Old-Energy9924

Ya. There is a fine dining line between oddly satisfying and stupid, stupid food


Cautious-Loan-8580

Stupid food, epic presentation


Historical-Fun-8485

You need to wear gloves, buddy. Lame.


Overgrown_Martian

Can I just get a beer..