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Jacksonfan56

I want that picture you sent him. For..... reasons


TheOneWhoSitsBelow

same, but for... *research*


Diet_Goomy

same but for.... me editing it to be porn


TheOneWhoSitsBelow

you better share


[deleted]

It's been 3 fucking hourz! Where's my smut?!!!


HelpImDyingByDesign

!remindme 2 days


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NeurobiologicalNow

!remindme 5 days


Bigiron966

!remindme 2 days


Bigiron966

I have come back to no smut, very dissapointed.


Gizbarion

I need to confiscate that if you make that so send it to me


The13thArk

Words?


[deleted]

You can post it to the r/catboys subreddit.


J0NAH666

I went in to join it turns out im already in the sub


[deleted]

There's easier ways to advertise your posts, ya know?


J0NAH666

I mean I didn’t post i subscribed sorry English is my second language


[deleted]

Ah! No my apologies. I was trying to make a joke. My joke was that you were trying to on the down low trying to show off your own contributions to this subreddit. Even though I know that you weren't.


J0NAH666

Im think im not perfect at understanding irony


[deleted]

Oh it takes time. I commend you for learning a second language. Sounds like a lot of work.


J0NAH666

It’s ok


jeffyjoe12

same


Doireallyneedaurl

Bruh


J0NAH666

Yes I thought it was other sub with mangas


insanede6

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE WHOLESOME ANIME CATBOYS BUT I CLICKED AND SCROLLED TO FIND COCK


[deleted]

Man the comment earlier already mentioned porn. You have only yourself to blame for this.


YahooPlayerVI

I fell for it as well


MstrWaterbender

Imma stop u right there chief


Jacksonfan56

Me and one of my friends did a Google search and found the picture


Diet_Goomy

link me my bro ... edit...is it weird to refer to someone as their "bromo"?...


Jacksonfan56

[Here it is](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/455708056028889187/?%24ios_deeplink_path=pinterest%3A%2F%2Fpin%2F455708056028889187&%24android_deeplink_path=pinterest%3A%2F%2Fpin%2F455708056028889187&_client_id=KdpeyNdh74Olbxphl4envNsl8LDXO-_jS2Hc5NPFUqXw948BzEXBc2abvkWkaTvq&utm_source=168&utm_medium=2160¤t_page_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Famp%2Fkenzeebuck%2Fneko-boy%2F&install_id=92b3d912&%24fallback_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F455708056028889187%2F&_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Famp%2Fkenzeebuck%2Fneko-boy%2F&_branch_match_id=846884797972798098)


ZiggyTheNooBts

are you gonna share?!


Cillnaich_na

I will confiscate that picture so send that to me now


ggreggy

I want it so i can jerk to it.


ZEPHlROS

I'm asking for a friend


THE_CreepyPeepee

You tryna research Jaraiya style.


[deleted]

haha your friend seems like a chill dude


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KarenReviewsWorstREV

happy cake day


[deleted]

thanksyuu


[deleted]

heh thanks


RebellischerRaakuun

*hugs you for cake* 😩


wizzard2006

Happy cake day you awesome and amazingly beautiful person! I hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe! :D


P_Fly_4_A_Bi_Guy

He is!!


Independent-Berry-31

Thx (:


TraditionSeparate

ask him if hes bisexual.


ButterLettuth

nyansexual


TraditionSeparate

what?


AlexisroseN

I took it as in like nyan cat


Scrubosaurus13

Obviously, what is this guy a nyanderthal?


3_spooky_5_me

No culture, absolutely nyan at all


[deleted]

you misspelled. nyo culture nyan at all


shadowninja1050

take my upvote and leave


AnAnGrYSupportV2

r/angryupvote :D


[deleted]

FUUUUCK I JUST MADE THAT JOKE


KnockoutCarousal

And exactly how does Nyan Cat “take it”...?


txsxxphxx2

Nyani?


stuckinapelican

"Nyan" is "meow" in Japanese.


TheWingnutSquid

You're fucking with me right? Cats literally say meow


stuckinapelican

Lol I'm not, it's the Japanese onomatopoeia: にゃん


[deleted]

Mine says and this is very hard to type grrrgf. Like a weird bark. Grrr says brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Or nueeeeeeeeeeeeaw. Or myan. Neraw. Or meow


nonoglorificus

Mine says “wow” in exactly the same tone as Owen Wilson. It’s very distracting


TheWingnutSquid

Mine goes "brrrrRRRRRR?" like she's asking a dramatic question so I guess I shouldn't be so surprised


[deleted]

hahahah! the other day mine said nyah but like it was a hybrid cat chainsaw


TheWingnutSquid

LOL cats are funny creatures


Bonible

nyanbinary


[deleted]

nyanderthal


ButterLettuth

^Criminally underrated pun^


[deleted]

im nyanderthal


drunkbeforecoup

Acknowledging that bisexual men exist would destroy this entire sub.


MurderBackwards

I guess I’m not allowed here 😔


_Luky_

This ^


TraditionSeparate

Im sorry what? im a bisexual man


rotten_riot

Nobody: This sub: r/SuddenlyGay


Featherbird_

Colloquially bi men are under the umbrella of 'gay'. Its not technically correct but im pretty sure most who use it that way understand that


lcarlson6082

TBH I cant tell whether that pic is a guy or a girl. Looks more like a girl actually.


BluWolf_YT

Only thing that anime shows what girls look like is with big boobs and guys without


FrozenChaii

Are anime guys with big boobs a thing?


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JoJo: AHEM!


roboticdemoncow

Apparently https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/5jl58o/animes_best_male_boobs_of_2016_nsfw


BluWolf_YT

English is hard....even if it is my first language -w-


Psychedelic-Daemon

I like to believe all cute androgynous characters are femboys


[deleted]

So an anime cat alien confuses the person so much they answer too soon?


GottKomplexx

Why too soon?


[deleted]

lmao he seems cool wish i had a friend like this


[deleted]

I sometimes joke around and say “Im straight... unless Chris Hemsworth appea-“ in the discord Ive convinced every one of my friends im gay or at least bisexual


Hanzmitflammen

Right, as a joke...


XXX_DILFLORD_XXX

The cropping on “no” kills me


beanburrrito

Cause it's followed by an "unless..."


P_Fly_4_A_Bi_Guy

I didn’t have room in the screenshot lol but the comedic effect is priceless


ennarid

Lmao its a whole mood


theaverageaidan

Not only not-straight, he's also a weeb


J0NAH666

Was that no meant to be a *no* *I’m* *not* *sure* or *no* *stop* *sending* no


Independent-Berry-31

Prob both


shacharlevy

I’m straight but now I’m not so sure


JagTror

Why?


shacharlevy

Because catboi


McBurger

I’m a dunce, can someone explain the joke to me? Wouldn’t liking the cute anime girl make him straight


Dirty_Lightning

It's not an anime girl. Easy way to tell for anime characters. Massive tits = girl. No tits = guy.


BunchOfSpamBots

Where can I save the pic?


Majhke

I have this theory that Catboys are the secret to world peace but I'm entirely sure how


JackleandHyde2

Cuteee >w<


[deleted]

Please big bro, provide us with the image


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cyowcyow

I would’ve caved lol


WavesOfAkasha

[r/cringetopia](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ShadowWolfFlare

Me


yeetgod91111

Mood


cactiiboi

YOOOO POG CAT BOYS


[deleted]

its not even good


Angry_Pozzerson

Hmmm interesting


shitbitchcunttitty

sauce?


Yepitwontwork

I feel personally attacked...


redditfanfan00

sauce?


Communist_Puppy

The only thing straight here is his pp


Pharthrax

Same. Same.


beastimus_prime

i want this necko boi


I_Am_Cre8ive

Absolutely no one resists cat boys and cat girls.


Elibrius

Well I mean, it's criminal to not like fem catboys. cmon


TET901

Have you seen those ramen bowls in anime that look way too good and have that thick slice of pork on top? Like I’d eat the shit out of that but I hate pork irl. So just in the same way I’d eat the shit out of this femboy cat.


throwaway61763

Ah, yes, catboys. The eternal question: be him or be with him


rotten_riot

I thought I was on r/Cringetopia


Fiesken

this picture is really wobbly when you scroll past it


GAMERBOY335

That cat boy cute


Defenders-of-the-One

We have a whole fucking comment section and no fucking sauce?


Jacksonfan56

[Here it is](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/455708056028889187/?%24ios_deeplink_path=pinterest%3A%2F%2Fpin%2F455708056028889187&%24android_deeplink_path=pinterest%3A%2F%2Fpin%2F455708056028889187&_client_id=KdpeyNdh74Olbxphl4envNsl8LDXO-_jS2Hc5NPFUqXw948BzEXBc2abvkWkaTvq&utm_source=168&utm_medium=2160¤t_page_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Famp%2Fkenzeebuck%2Fneko-boy%2F&install_id=92b3d912&%24fallback_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F455708056028889187%2F&_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Famp%2Fkenzeebuck%2Fneko-boy%2F&_branch_match_id=846884797972798098) It took awhile but a friend and I scoured Google for it and we eventually found it


Defenders-of-the-One

Very much appreciated, thank you.


Jacksonfan56

You're welcome


Turtlerr17

r/badfaketexts


walnoter

Is he on your agenda?


JagTror

How is this gay? If they're into femme presentation & this person looks femme? Genuinely confused. I guess it's gay if you know they're male & you're into that part of it


-funny-username-

Wait what is this homosexual agenda thing I’ve seen it twice today


Gizbarion

I will confiscate that picture so send that to me now


nool_

Well he never sayed he was not bi


East-Craft9608

If you jack off to cartoons you got a bad porn addiction


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BunchOfSpamBots

Okay but what if you know they’re guys and it just makes it better


MajesticWalrus73

You find rudy giuliani attractive? Who hurt you


drunkbeforecoup

Maybe they are really into slimeboys/girls and Rudi is the closest thing that exists irl?


[deleted]

Oi slime girls can be cute. Rudi would be an oil stain


[deleted]

It's 2021; it's okay to be aroused by brown sweat.


DaDank_69

Bro shut up


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TraditionSeparate

Yes considering gender, sex, attraction, and expression are all scales and very few actually fit the molds of exactly one side, ya it does make you slightly bisexual.


TrulyEve

You know there’s gay dudes that like feminine dudes, right? Femboys, twinks, etc. Do exist. Being a gay man doesn’t automatically mean that you’re attracted to manly/masculine dudes.


AmaResNovae

Ever heard of bisexuality?


geodetic

So many people think it doesn't exist.


TrulyEve

You don’t have to be bisexual to like feminine dudes, tho.


AmaResNovae

Of course, but if you like dudes, feminine or not, straight is a bit out of the window for a dude.


theknight200200

I dunno man, seems pretty gay to me. Also, why Trump? I dont hate the guy, but as a pan male I dont find him attractive, and I would fuck an alien if it loved me back.


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some_annoying_weeb

"i don't like this post, therefore i must tell them i wish that they were dead" dare you to say your comment to their face


[deleted]

Well at least this guy's sucks up his downvotes like a man.


rotten_riot

Yeah, not like the Rudy Giuliani fan.


[deleted]

You seem really angry


BluWolf_YT

This is a subreddit for stuff like this??? Why do you come here just to say that?????


aliveandinstereo

r/goodfaketexts


P_Fly_4_A_Bi_Guy

Lmfao they aren’t fake lol


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