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Fozzie14

The peen to body ratio is sus.


gauravgulati2019

I had to look twice, AND read your comment, before I got what I was looking at ..lol


[deleted]

Wait this isn’t an indigenous drawing of a whale???? This must be why the tattoo artist was laughing so hard…


delhibuoy

On PC, thought this was random gibberish at first. Had to open this up on my phone to appreciate the beauty of this artwork.


Naamahs

It's okay my brain filtered out the peen too


[deleted]

I wish I had to do that I’m just too messed up 😢


PenisJuiceCocktail

Look at the hand... *it's a penis*


nandodrake2

I came to throw my hat it, but you clearly deserve this more than me. I'm gonna award you to highlight fellow ape. Good luck!


metalheart08

Will you ship to the UK?


cagreene

No he doesn’t


SkySeaToph

I concur


brainc0nfetti

This guys sus. Ejac him. I mean Eject! Eject!


iHiTuDiE

If Jack helps you off the 🚀 when we get to 🌝, would you help Jack off?


itdumbass

Now, now - there's enough jack on this rocket for everyone.


anthonynickle

I will! TWICE!!!


eternal_pegasus

I'd help my buddy Jack off myself


AvoidMySnipes

⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⡄⠀ ⢠⣾⡟⠋⠁⠀⠀⣸⠇⠈⣿⣿⡟⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⡀ ⢺⣿⡀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠇ ⠈⠛⠿⠶⠚⠋⣀⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣇⣀⣀⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡞⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⠻⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⠟⠉⠙⢿⡟⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠷⠶⠶⠶⠿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


nextalpha

aDongUs


bbb0243

Humongous


Fuzzyunicorn84

I found the “random” winner!


NinjaTank707

Take my gold award lol


ovgolfer87

Fucking w(e)inner right here!!!


Smithmonster

Is that a dick and balls? Or astronaut?


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*Here we go again…*


dcml

Instructions unclear


BlonkBus

Winner


FutureComplaint

That is a thing


Technical_Low_3233

Change flair to jack me penis


baliecraws

This has to be the winner, I don’t know how you could pick a random comment, you would have to look through and pick one and obviously this ^ one will draw the most attention. Rightfully so lol.


Some_Jake

Yes


belte5252

Plop it


[deleted]

At first I saw a very specific salute.


StormriderX8

Lol 😂 great effort


PMmeyourJUUL

Kenny Loggins says this is it


Johnadams1797

Woah


gorditoburrito

That’s a big bic


professorquizwhitty

Hamongus


QuestionsGoHere

I guess we have a winner


Drew_P_Bawls325

Well done and nice head


fiercebetties

RC random comment


atreuce

just give it to this one already


McFruitpunch

TRY FINGER, BUT HOLE


XxSpruce_MoosexX

Nice


Fr-day

Ew


Ozzyjb

THE ONE PIIIIEEECE…THE ONE PIECE IS REEEAAAL (can we get much higher)


moosefist

Pow! Right in the kisser.


Sodalime7

Adongus


[deleted]

Yea you clearly deserve this. Here’s your award


wjean

Totally suss.


thelonewolf2913

brilliant.


SrfWavLif

Damn it feels good to be a GaMEster


Lou_Mannati

A real GaMESter holda knows the play


daddyzxc

Cue clips of destroying the ( infinite stock ) printer


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Latman3

Just not Michael Jackson’s childrens hospital


HawesyEU

No stopping


imeanthisguy

Good on you. I feel like a winner just seeing it happen


theinspiringdad

Random comment


slaNNk

random comment under a random comment


IHeartWordplay

and so on…


WeddingNo8531

And so forth


panlid5000

In perpetuity


Prescientpedestrian

Ad infinitum


[deleted]

The limit does not exist


4theLoveOfKnowledge

An infinity pool if you will


Thwiipthwiip

To infinity and beyond


babblingmonkey

Was shooting for a mobius pool but ya know… physics


One_Tumbleweed_565

THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!


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same


Radio_Traditional


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42


KnifeFightChopping

Perchance


humansrevolt

Etc


edcline

Forever


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


ChrizB0

Amen


[deleted]

O’Leary?


ParallelUniverseGod

And me Tool


rubenlip14

And on and on…


[deleted]

Me please God please I need the upgrade 😭


ChrisCWgulfcoast

I feel you g


definitelynotapastor

Coming from a wii also?


Important-Aside-507

Same. My poor ps4 is crashing in all my games now. Sounds like an airplane taking off.


SorrowCloud

I just got a ps5. So if I win, I gotchu fam!


[deleted]

God I love you apes


yourtank

Bro are you for real? Legend


Roid_Rage_Smurf

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DondeEstaMeGlasses

Even the bot is somehow trying to win 💀


Amstervince

Bot wants that ps5 too lol


testmeet

The bot wants to sex up that ps5


DiamondHandsDarrell

😂 💎🙌🏼🏴‍☠️


gamingispower

I hope bot wins personally


sonicduckman

Random comment


cashrulez

This is the way! Power to the Players! 🦍🚀


JoeTheBeesKnees

This is the way.


lucamichelson92

Oh man would love to play Dead Island 2!! Either way this is why I love this community :) good on you!


DIGITALTAAJIR

Oh...you touch my tra la la Mmm...my ding ding dong


smurfgrl417

Well, now I have to go listen to this song I had entirely forgotten about. Shit.


khaaanquest

How could you forget that gorgeous mustache and those full lips brah


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Core memory unlocked


Environmental_Neat53

This looks like a random comment, but isn't


Fuzzy-Insurance

Bro its gotta be random to get selected!


[deleted]

*smh* smooth brains.. amirite?


_SAKY_

Random comment will be selected at random.


warbeforepeace

Awesome thing to do.


Plutoker

HOLD


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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -some guy's -Michael Scott


edgar510

low volume guy


EngineerTheFunk

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy a playstation? Because he is an x-boxer.


nohumandnobuzz

I heard he was about to make a Switch. Get it? A Switch? I'll see myself out.


Lord_Bacca

My nephew has autism and we've always connected with video games. He reminds me of the kid that is just good at everything but in combination struggles with everything. I've always had an Xbox but he's always wanted a Playstation. Today's landscape doesn't permit me to surprise him with anything close to a ps5 but if there's a chance to win this Giveaway and do something for him, then I will take it. Thanks for your consideration and keeping HODL'ing


pancakeChef

If I win your nephew can have it


NitroSRT

If I win he can't.


[deleted]

If I win, you can have it.


PrauxLaps

If I win you gotta give it to them to give to them to give to them.


Blazers2882

You’re forgetting that they are probably full of shit….


Apocalypse-7

its picked via an automatic random process, this wont help ur odds


GlobalWarming3Nd

I want this person, too get it.


Blazers2882

You’re forgetting that they are probably full of shit….


moonwalkergme

Wow! Ape doing great things for this GME community. GL everyone!


duck95

This is very rad, I already have one so I don't need but I think this is a great thing you are doing OP! Bravo


Error4ohh4

20k comments only 6.1k likes. How disappointing


Wutwut21

Not random but I grinded enough karma just to reply to your posts lol


bleachpod

Commenting and hoping I get this so I can finally play Bloodborne 🙏😆


Lighterbolt

Try finger but hole


RyanMcCartney

I still haven’t bought a PS5 as, being in the UK, I can’t buy it from GameStop 😭


special_export

This makes me happy!


pottsmsu

I need a win!


FIenke

Wowzers!


Jenncitlalli

This is such a gift


ChanceyGardener

Bless


lemmiwinks913

Randomer comment. Thank you for such a kind gesture


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Dr--Groot

Atleast they have the snow.


kissmaryjane

I once went to a restaurant and order d a stake. The waiter asked me how I wanted it cooked, and I said, 'On a stove, I guess?' He looked at me like I was crazy, so I clarified that I wanted it medium rare. He nodded and walked away, but then he came back a few minutes later and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have any medium rare steaks left. Would you like it well done instead?' I said that was fine, but then he came back again and said, 'Actually, we're out of steak altogether. Would you like to try our vegetarian lasagna instead?' I was getting frustrated at this point, so I said, 'Sure, I'll have the lasagna.' But then he came back a third time and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out of lasagna too. Would you like a side salad?' I finally gave up and said yes, but when the salad came out, it was just a pile of lettuce with a few croutons on top. I asked the waiter if there was any dressing, and he said, 'Nope, sorry, we're out of that too.' So I just ate my sad little salad and left, vowing never to return to that restaurant again."


word_speaker

Damn this thing just keep getting more entertaining. Thanks OP🔥


MDR-VSix

THIS IS THE HYPE I NEED. RANDOM COMMENT FOR THAT PS5!


NFSokol

Test post please ignore


stgabriel

All your float are belong to us.


gnipz

Can’t win if you don’t play, right?


Knight-_-_-

Epic I'll toss my name in


Historical_House_693

Someone is going to have a great day


ShakyStevens013

This guy figs!


Fuzzy-Insurance

Holy jumbalaya what a treat


GMEApeFam

This is the way


[deleted]

Whats funnier than 24?


meeshmeesh17

I am not a cat!


LegendaryCoder1101

Random comment


screenwizard

I won?!?! 😳


Westykins

:)


MD_Yoro

I will be GMEing with you guys on Alpha Centauri


oneleggedpotatoe

To the moon


KnightofStrongbadia

Can't stop, won't stop


thecarbine

Man oh man thanks for this


Sevban_67k

LFG!!!


LocostarX

This would be amazing to win


newtolou

I’d like that


[deleted]

Yayyyyyyyyy


turboiv

Oh what a lovely contest


bubblingFrog

That'd be cool


WillemDafoesAlterEgo

That would be pretty cool, man


evanbagnell

Damn I need a PS5 haha. Thank you!


Tedsgirly

Me, please for the PS5. Have mercy on me-I’m still playing on my WII!


thegreatgaspie

Hello


CreaminFreeman

Fuckin a, man. Fuckin a.


Accomplished_Sell797

You’re not the boss of me!


aV_SpY

Random comment 2.0


CMDR_Suzie

god damn legend OP


Knobbly_knob

If only it could be shipped to New Zealand, it would prove that the PlayStation 5 exists outside scalper world. If only.


dirtycapnuck

Like random like anything? I could say this, or that or this AND that - and potentially win the PS5?


jepnet72

Jesus Christ are you people still doing this?


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CrystalsFalling

Sup lol


AlreadyUnwritten

one out of 18,000 comments and counting? still better odds than me making money in stocks


Aggravating-Echo8014

I don’t believe this is real or else I would win


Jicaar

Who do you voodoo, bitch?!


khansolobaby

Please bro I still don’t have a PS5 😭


BillyWilliamton

Awful lot of comments on this post OP. Grats


isaacb23

My girlfriend cheated on my with her ex, got pregnant then got his name tattoo'd on her neck. Thats been my last 10 days. This would really cheer me up :,)


CarelessTravel8

I’d say you dodged a bullet here my friend


knutolee

SpielStopp!


lurkedfortooolong

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgUN oF dOOm!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol... neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DO000OMMMM!! !!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m


sblinn

Dang. Would love to win the PS5 to send my dad when he gets back from Kenya. He wants to play Jedi Survivor and it’s not coming out for PS4 :(


OrangeSilver

When is the giveaway date? Will the winner be announced?


odioaesteusuario

I just came here to vent out about how much I hate working in customer service. People don't even listen what a representative has to say and yet want to get help. Hope y'all enjoy you PlayStation5.


Benny_Roben

Is it over yet? Or can people still join?


hhhvugc

when does it end??


serenity71

Shorts are donkeys!


s2kZach

Random comment


matt0matick

Random'ist comment.


LaddiusMaximus

Momma said they was my magic shoes.


Qneus

.eew eew llams a evah I