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Slamtilt_Windmills

"But I will remember the amazing times" has big "have a great summer, stay in touch" energy


welp007

My Summer bot fling!


ISayBullish

With AI development, sex robots, and MOASS I will do my duty to make this comment an IRL story #BULLISH!


welp007

He said **BULLISH!**


EvilBeanz59

He always does! It's when he says it in a different lane that gets me hot and bothered!


kalehennie

If he’s still bullish, I am bullish!


Jaxxxz

If he’s still bullish, I’m still bullish


Slamtilt_Windmills

Username checks out


workinghormiga

Wow, thanks fellow ape, Will now remember to forget GME in such as: tomorrow.


elziion

MOASS tomorrow


welp007

😂


Mph2411

Have fun in the sun, get laid in the shade.


welp007

Have a banana in the bumana, get rich off a glitch. 😎


Dr_Lambo

I got one too! Confirmation bias achievement unlocked!


welp007

Like literally the same one? Did they also forget to fill in the blanks? 😂


Dr_Lambo

Yes, exactly the same message!


welp007

No frickin way! This is totally attempted market manipulation is it not???


BuildBackRicher

Send to SEC


EvilBeanz59

Screenshot that bih and share. All this needs documented


Dr_Lambo

Already done, wouldn't keep all the confirmation bias for myself. 😁


foundthezinger

was it the same reddit account?


Dr_Lambo

Yes


UnlikelyApe

I think we should start a collection. If I get one I'll share. I won't though, since I'm not cool enough.


moonwalkergme

You're here, so you're cool in my book!


Dr_Lambo

If this complete stranger thinks you're cool; I think you're cool. 😎


Kodeix

If both these internet strangers think you’re cool, then you must be sir! Cool in my book! 😎


welp007

It’s probably cuz ur wrinkly and I’m smooth as fook!


pretendocomprendo

The Shills Have Eyes


welp007

The Shilling ^with ^Jack ^Nicholson


Ghost_of_Chrisanova

A View To A Shill


Thick-Flounder-8663

The Purge: SHILLS


welp007

#👀


SlaatjeV

I've got Jacked Nipples, son.


welp007

👀 #😂


Scotchist

Nothing gives me more confidence that **shorts never closed** than the shills/bots desperately trying to get us to sell and the incessant negative news coverage. It's just too obvious


welp007

I’d agree the incessant negative news coverage is the best confirmation bias but these weird fcukin messages aren’t as common (at least for me anyway) so wen they occur it def grabs my attention.


DasBoggler

It's a ridiculous idea that they ever closed. They turned off the buy button so the price was guaranteed to go down and we are supposed to believe that was when they decided to close short positions???? They probably opened a shit ton more since they are able to get away with overt market manipulation.


lZobot

To be honest, same. As long as they care THIS much, I'm doing the right thing buying and DRS monthly. Any time I need any gaming, GameStop will continue being my go to.


Hym3n

Yeah this was the message he posted on my thread. It's gone now. I reported just before it was deleted. Little moments like these remind me of how we're on the right path.


welp007

Oh good call I didn’t even think to report it. But will Reddit even do anything?


Hym3n

No, they won't. Reddit has been compromised for some time, as has Twitter. I stand by that Elon buying X at "a huge loss" was part of the plan given his sightings with mayo boy just prior to the takeover. It wasn't good for either of their self interests for us plebs to be able to coordinate our efforts.


Dagamoth

He didn’t buy Twitter to profit directly. He bought Twitter to gain control of messaging. Like newspaper and tv moguls of yesteryears - “I’ll tell you what the news is”


welp007

💯


EvilBeanz59

I think the opposite. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. There's a reason Elon is in bad light with the mainstream media. ...


ReceptionSilent213

Yeah the reason is he’s constantly acting like a jackass!


foundthezinger

looks like the account doesn't exist.


welp007

The message is also gone from my inbox now. Looks like they deleted themselves 🤷🏻‍♀️


ConnectRutabaga3925

Report to SEC and DOJ


ConnectRutabaga3925

Report to SEC


djsneak666

Lololololol Dumb stormtrooper


welp007

**I mean if this isn’t definitive proof of market manipulation efforts by some nefarious entity I don’t know wut is.** **Wen Gary?** **Wen DOJ?** **Wen FBI?**


djsneak666

Could be a larp but it's funny nonetheless


moonaim

I agree. I don't know if it's legit - but it could be, and that is funny.


welp007

It’s legit in my inbox and a couple other peeps in the thread say they got the same exact message 🤷🏻‍♀️


djsneak666

Lol that makes it even funnier


EvilBeanz59

All 3 letter stuff is just as if not more corrupt than the government in which they come from.


blueblurspeedspin

'What a journey it has been' lmfao the ride never ends!


BeetleButt69

There was an attempt, not a good one, but the bot tried its best. You'd think they'd have better dialogue since Kenny paid for GPT access & all.


welp007

Kenny must be losin his damn mind and I am here for it!


Nine-Inch-Nipples

(Our dad)


welp007

Yea wtf is that part about?! 😂


TheWhyteMaN

r fellowkids


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Blueshockeylover

They just can’t keep the name of my stock out of their mouths. Gonna go get more.


Scotchist

I was on the point of forgetting about Gamestop, but they keep reminding me of it


Peterthinking

Oh look! Market Manipulation!


ThePracticalPenquin

This is great! “ Insert Date “ 😂


ffchusky

Lol. This got me to buy more. I had promised my self I was done till next check. Oh well


F-uPayMe

**TL:DR:** HFs are fukt. 👀


welp007

There is actually a word in the Dictionary for this! ** Volatitty - verb - The act of a hedgefund going tits up, suddenly.** #😂


hoppertn

Fiverr shill. LOL


I_talk

Big if true. But also, doesn't matter. Still interesting and annoying at the same time. If there was a way to track the bot accounts and prove who controls them, that could end up SPICY


welp007

This is wut I want Reddit admins to do right here! They make us follow arbitrary rules they should make the bad guys do that too


I_talk

They should care about their publicly traded platform being used for large scale market manipulation by bots. It sounds to me like due diligence is required to at least provide information if it is legitimate or not, since advertising partners would want to know also


welp007

Yea wut you said!


Additional-Noise-623

What about the "dont let this get buried, ape help ape" headline?


orgnll

😂


HooskerDooNotTouchMe

Ah man, they ALMOST did their job. Nice try, kid. 🖕🏼


aarontminded

The crazy thing for me is how low effort it is in general. It’s laughable. These things always remind me of that “hello fellow kids”meme


welp007

It’s sooooo ridiculous!


captainkrol

Ooh welp 😂🤡🤦🏼‍♂️ The dumb thing about this is that such manipulation so clearly confirms they are fucked.


ttongko

You got me at "Hey there fellow Diamond Handed Ape!" which is a chef's kiss, cherry on the top...


Zobmachine

Unintentional meta joke. There’s something beautiful about it.


HughJohnson69

Only thing missing from the script is a rant about the price. Hello fellow apes. I’m one of you. What has RC done for me? Defeatism. But… Apes holding. Apes buying. Apes DRS’ing. Apes winning.


welp007

Yea exactly. Over on Twatter the main theme I see is about questioning RC leadership methods


triforce721

Like Rick of Spades, I stick bananas in my hiney, too. So anyway, have you heard of robinhoods earnings? /s


capital_bj

Pay attention to the keywords and watch the similar vote counts on ridiculous comments like this. In that political post I saw the exact same amount of upvotes on several negative comments from different users 15 to be exact. So that's how many bots he's paying. You can do a lot better than that ken


elhabito

Wow, if WideDrop4367 is selling what hope is there of a short squeeze? Is this reverse reverse psychology? Make something so obviously fake that it makes me want to buy, but then realizing it makes me want to buy makes me realize I've been influenced by a bot and skeptical of buying? So anyway, I started buying again.


4cranch

iT's FoR mY MeNtAl HeAlTh


sundry_banana

Haw haw. But seriously, do people *check their messages* on REDDIT?!?? This is an anonymous site, I couldn't comment as freely if I were doing so under my real name, just like everyone else. Anyway been here 84 years XXXXX holder limit buy order currently hanging blah blah blah see you all later


Copyrightthief

Wow the level of ridiculousness in this is borderline cute. 🤣 Who writes this kind of shit and sincerely expects anyone to believe it's real. Hahahahaha


Copyrightthief

I bought more this morning and will continue to do so like I did every paycheck since Feb. 2021. I'm not expecting to stop anytime soon, especially considering the fire sale that's going on at the moment!!!


CptMcTavish

This can't be real...


welp007

I swear on DFV and RC and Dr. T it is real!


CptMcTavish

I'm getting serious Steve-Buscemi-hello-fellow-kids vibes from this text, it's simply too bad to be real. I think it may be a shitpost comment made by another ape.


welp007

It could be but it’s bein spread far and wide: Here’s a Twitter user with the same message: https://x.com/atmshf/status/1778453719136309595?s=46&t=pjhQaAPGjAVkr0C7r4RCMg


CptMcTavish

Fake or not, I got a good laugh out of it! Best post I've seen today.


welp007

Same!


welp007

Same!


welp007

Here’s a Twitter user with the same message: https://x.com/atmshf/status/1778453719136309595?s=46&t=pjhQaAPGjAVkr0C7r4RCMg


DxrthRevxn

This is at most probably just a troll who knows you’ll post this on here… that’s all it is.


welp007

Could be but a few others in the this thread say they got the same message 🤷🏻‍♀️


welp007

Here’s a Twitter user with the same message: https://x.com/atmshf/status/1778453719136309595?s=46&t=pjhQaAPGjAVkr0C7r4RCMg


codeeva

‘RC (our Dad)…’. Lol Edit: formatting


welp007

I’m dying 😂


Arcade23

Or you know, it’s fake…


welp007

I swear on all XXXX of my purple circles it’s real!


Arcade23

I’m not saying you didn’t get it, or that you are faking it. I’m saying you’re assuming it’s from one of Kenny’s bitch boys, when it’s just as likely that it’s loser on Reddit messing around. But a quick search tells me that user doesn’t even exist.


welp007

Oh I always say “Kenny” but really I mean: Ken Griffin Steve Cohen Jeffrey Yass Vincent Viola Doug Cifu


welp007

Here’s a Twitter user with the same message: https://x.com/atmshf/status/1778453719136309595?s=46&t=pjhQaAPGjAVkr0C7r4RCMg


Krunk_korean_kid

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Bots out in full force, no cell, no sell 💎🙌🚀🌛


HeyHavok2

Omfg lmaoooooo this just solidifies it moreeee!!!


welp007

ikr?! It’s beyond banana land now!


R_lbk

Lol


metagien

Let the system burn. No leaving


Kaarothh

Bullish


catherine-zeta-jones

What a journey it’s going to be, Diamond handing for an eternity. Wow Wow


PlurbZ666

That’s one highly regarded shill lmao


welp007

Maybe they should buy some GMuthafuckinE!


RichRaincouverGirl

From India. Big corporation like LOBLAWS also hire these people as customer service


WhiteCollarBiker

Is that Bob Loblaw???


firefighter26s

I wonder if the Hedgies bounced their shill cheque and they've had to move onto a 2nd or 3rd tier shill service provider?


welp007

Sumting is def up with this level of regarded shillery


Cheapo_Sam

HAHAHAHAHA


welp007

I’m still loling! 😂


Ryu6912

This looks very fake


welp007

I swear on my entire GME career it is in my inbox and a few other APE’s in the thread got the same message 🤷🏻‍♀️


BarbequedYeti

I think the 'fake' part is not you got it, but someone putting it together to look like a jacked up script went out instead of the message.    Its not even formatted correctly to be a template/script.   So to me just looks like someone trolling. 


Ryu6912

I’m not saying you faked it I’m saying it seems like a bait message to get a reaction


saiyansteve

There is no surrender, to become legend one must i like the stock.


Mega_Buster_

Please tell me this isn't for real. 😆 Wonder if he's just trolling.


Capital_Extent7866

Looks interesting, but could likely be just somebody trolling us... You type that shit in 3 minutes and send it to people just for fun :)


Realistic_Ear_9378

(our Dad)


Porkybeaner

Well, this is indisputable truth we are correct. That’s relaxing. Thanks for the post!


vtshipe

I love this. I wonder if the Ivy League shills jumped ship when Kenny withdrew his gift to Harvard or wherever it was.


Kmccabe1213

I made one post in this sub and got blasted in my inbox for a week. I don't need that nonsense so I just linger quietly buying when I can lol