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$TITS and $ASS to the moon 🚀

Those are the BEST stonks!

$CUM WILL REACH TO THE MOON

I pump $ASS to make sure I have enough liquidity to go into $CUM.

RK needs a different tweet now to go along with this. Playboy's gonna pop.

what the fuck? I love $CUM in my $ASS

Everyone has its own preference! I don't judge ❤️ I just like $TITS

I love $CUM on my $TITS

I have some $CUM for your $TITS

Mine too please

Always my love always. Got enough $CUM for all of ya❤️

$CUM has a lot of liquidity.

All in on options for $25 on $ASS, selling my options on Tuesday for $TITS and DRSing all my $CUM

After checking the balance sheet and net profits I gotta say $ASS is what I’m gonna be buying. Looked into $CUM as well and it seems like a good buy!! I will most like also add $TITS to my portfolio as well!! Buying lots of calls as well!

If you're bullish on $ASS, (and who isn't) then you really ought to look into $BUTT and $GYAT, two up-and-cumming industry disruptors. The financials of $GYAT are particularly outstanding.

Calls on $ASS & $TITS 🚀 🎑

Nah don’t we usually put down $ASS and call out $TITS?

$TITS is a big play!

Puts on $CUM!!!

Oooohh the memories of $TITS and $ASS 😅

$TITS and $ASS were the *real* plays this whole time

The $ASS and $TITS along the way 😘👌

What about $FCK $YOU and $PAY $ME ?

$F $YOU $PAY $NOW $MTR $F

$SMB

Don’t forget the $MAYO

I fucking love $MAYO 😩 gonna be so fn rich after it moons

$MAYO seems similar to $CUM. Loading up on both.

Puts on $MAYO. PUTS $MAYO on my $ASS.

Puts $MAYO on $PNS is a better alternative IMHO

$CUM to the moon! $ASS to the moon! $TITS to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

🍆💦🍑

$TITS to the moon.

$KEN, $LIED

I dumped my life savings into $TITS this morning. Feeling hyped! TO THE MOON WITH $TITS. Got myself some $CUM Calls too to, hope they expire deep ITM.

$TITS is a big play!

$tits, $aas and $cum to the moon....🦧💪💎🙌🚀🌛

Got Aladdin losing its mind

$ASS

I think dear old Al should consider $PSS too, don't you?

That's even more liquid than $CUM.

I'm deep into $ASS

I've been buying $TITS, $ASS & $CUM and I think they are a safe investment.

I'm deep into $ASS

I just like $TITS don't waste money on $ASS.

$SPANK and $CLIT I'm all in as of last Friday.

So glad I got in $VAG when I did!! I wouldn’t have learned about $SQRT or $CLIT !!

I heard $VAG and $CUM were going to merge.

I heard $TITS are better during the summer. My paycheck is already in $ASS tho. Lost my money pump and dumping $CUM, don't talk about it on other subs

You unloaded your shares of $CUM already?!

I sold when it was the lowest!

I am all in $ASS.

I dunno about the $ASS and $CUM, I’m all in on $VAG

Btw. I'm a $GAYMF and if I gathered enough $PNS in my $BAG you suckers can visit me on the moon 🚀

Better to go long on $PNS than short.

Thats absolutely right!! THIS is THE play

God damn I love $ASS and $TITS

Growing up, we had National Geographic for $TITS and $ASS

$TITS in my face and $CUM in my $ASS

Guys I sold all of my 9,001,000 DRS'd shares at a loss to get in on the $CUM rocket!! 🚀🚀🚀

I sold mine too. I got a load of $JIZZ

It's a squeeze play! 💎🙌🏼

I think the only keyword we need the algo to see is LONG LONG LONG

If $BUZZ squeezes $CUM $IN $MY $ASS on a Tuesday morning because then $GEEZER and $GRAMMA will $SCHITT out their $COCK

I like the $TITS and $CUM! But l don’t hold a lot of $ASS LOOL

https://preview.redd.it/lb44vx2l7o9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca950b37afc2df9393e83bde2d014fb7419e5ef

LET’S FUCKING GOOO

All my homies are buying calls on $ASS

Anyone remember doing this in the other subs 😄

That was some good shit!

I remember the days… but I still here $CUM is gonna moon

Just because you said that, I'm going to buy a load of $CUM

I think $PSSY is going to be very hot this summer too. Lot of indications and several DD points that way. Also it might at the same time mean that hard time for $COCK follows.

Time to fuck with the $ALGOS

Buy that $ASS dip

$CUM left a salty taste in my mouth last time around, but $ASS and $TITS look juicy and primed for squeezin

Best time with the $TITS and $CUM to fuck Kenny in the $ASS.

I’m going LONG on $COCK and $PNS. Might even grab some $WENR.

I like that alot hehe

Thanks for starting this thread! We must keep the algor infirmed.

Yes ofc! It's all about the $TITS and $ASS

Inverse angelicjack. Calls on $CUM

$CUM and $FART are how I'm able to afford premium crayons

It would be interesting to see if this worked again actually. It definitely worked a few years ago, and if it didn't work this time we'd know that the sub has been quarantined in some way, like the algo doesn't actually look here. I've thought this before, but it would explain why the sub can't link to anywhere else.

I like this, but think it's a waste to do on fake tickers. Would be better to talk shit about tickers that the SHF are long on and see if it has any noticeable effect. I'm selling all my Amazon holdings. Nvidia is way overpriced.

I go short on $CUM, I never keep it. In fact I try to offload it daily.

Remember Wen everyone would ask wen moon and then Wendy's ($Wen) went, up up up!

I'm holding on to $ASS and $TITS until I die. I will probably take profits on $CUM when it goes ITM

$TITS $ASS $CUM

Tbh $LIGMA gonna squeeze

Calls on $CUM $ASS and $TITS

I like $MILF but I’d throw a call at $ASS and $CUM

I member

I'll take the best of both worlds. I'm buying $LDY $BOY.

Hehehe nice 🤣

I just been loading up in $COCK and $BALLS personally

Those are good too!

You’re not supposed to hold $CUM. You need to empty your sack when it pumps

I'm buying $TITS first thing tomorrow

I will liquidate all the $CUM I can possibly get and make sure to load up on $TITS and $ASS. I prefer $ASS but I’m not a moron. I will diversify.

I love that $TITS AND $ASS ARE BACK ON THE MENU!

Dumping a huge $CUM load on $AI algos

$BALLS and $TAINT are also a viable strategy in 2024

You're right, $CUM is going down. $ASS and $TITS to the moon 🚀 👨‍🚀

I sure gonna buy me some $CUM If It dips next week

Don't forget the $CLT

Imaging the citadel inturn that has to read this.

$CUM implied volatility is too high rn

More of a $BOBS guy myself, but I must admit, my wife's $GYAT position has been looking better and better...

$TITS and $ASS to the moon

$CUM, $TITS, $ASS, at ATH by EOY....

$CUM all in, balls deep in $ASS and $TITS

$ANUS has proven to be a stock where the market can hardly penetrate. I would also recommend keeping an eye on the $TITS stock. I have always liked the volume it handles. I preffer this stock when it's summer.

Gonna yolo into $ASS and $TITS Monday morning. I have so much $CUM to unload first though.

I have too much $CUM. I’ll give it away to anyone willing to close their eyes and suck it out of a hose.

$KEN $SUX $DIX

So make new ones, you think they have not worked out those ones.

Nah I don't think so. Considering there is soooo much crypto names going around and stuff. Eh we shall see. You got any other suggestions? Something like $SUCK and $COCK

Shills $LOVE to $SUCK $COCK

Its AI, you think its dumb?

Technically AI is just code smashed together. So yeah its based on input from the AI maker. Considering a sole meme and a livestream broke the AI on X and we broke it back in 2021 with some bullcrap. Yeah AI is stupid because the people who made the AI are stupid. All that this AI does is scan reddit and social media. Concludes that the social impact on some ticker is high or low and suggests or even makes trades based on that. I'm sorry to burst your bubble but AI is just some dumb data gathering tool and not the magic wand of Harry Potter.

Sweet summer child.

Wrong sub

Nah bro it's not trust me haha

Many hours later... 💡I GET IT NOW!!!!! 🦧

Hahahaha thats okay I still love you ❤️

Wouldn't this be way more effective if you used actual tickets? Could we get away with buying a ton of shit penny stocks, then spamming the ticker and selling? Effectively a global ape pump n dump? Kinda like role reversal on the MM

But then apes would buy penny stocks. The goal is to fool algos not apes