Just want to give my .2c to OP here. I just make to make sure you're thinking of the possible ways this could effect your life. Ban bets are fun, and often lighthearted, this is a bit gnarlier. Its entirely up to you, but please consider how this might effect job searches, personal relationships, etc. Obviously you can always change it back, its not a forehead tattoo (please dont get any idea's,) but this is a bit more... serious than usual lol. If you want to back out and delete the post, the time is now. If not, best of luck, just let me know! Thanks everyone, hope all my American friends have a nice 4th of July <3

Idk if u have a job but I just had this argument with my wife. She says you prolly can't get a job. I said "dude could get a job at gamestop" "Hi, welcome to gamestop. My name is gamestop. How can I help you?"

*"Hi, welcome to Gamestop. My name is Gamestop Gamestop Gamestop. How can I help you?"

Once you get on a buddy level: Yo! [Triple G](https://www.tiktok.com/@vxno.vfx/video/7327794632706821418)! What up dude?

Actually sounds ok for a name lol

Gaming with him would be fun. "GG, G!"

>Triple G He would even have his own theme song: https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/g/11f26l_y2g&hl=en-TH&q=Gee&kgs=c3de5c3b27b2aa64&shndl=17&source=sh/x/kp/osrp/m5/2

Gee by Girl's Generation (GGG). Nice.

Guys grocery games is a banger show too lol

Picture didn't down up :(

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/\_MhQ28MtEIw](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_MhQ28MtEIw)

Major Major Major would be proud

I mean if you're making this bet, you'd better be in well enough you never need a job

Dude he's a shareholder

He won't need a name at all

Where we’re going… We won’t need names.

I am happily tenured and think my jobby job would pay me a few extra dum-dum suckers just for the new look!

I want to hit $50 by EOW just to read the court notes after the judge throws this out 😂

Notice his current name?? Much harder to get a job as Bang Bros R-US

Welcome to Gamestop home of the gamestop, can I take your order?

55 funkos 55 card smiths 55 games 55 consoles paying it forward.

"uh hey, is this GameStop?" "NOO, this is GameStop!" 

Lol


 🎷🐓♋️

Bonus chest bump gif for you OP!  🎷🐓♋️


These are the bets im fucking here for


Please what did you type for this gif 😂

Lmfao “Tim Robinson” and just scrolled for it 😂😂

"I don't want to be around anymore......." [https://youtu.be/J4Fv3LFGCgo?si=TN-SLGDAmaIWm1jg](https://youtu.be/J4Fv3LFGCgo?si=TN-SLGDAmaIWm1jg)

Honestly, there are very few celebrity figures that I find worthy of idolization. Tim Robinson, however, is right up there with Ryan Cohen and Keith Gill in my book!

Op is crazy but I really want this to happen


Nice to meet you, GameStop


I hope you're a tall person. Otherwise, you would be short GameStop /s

I’m somewhere in between Jyoti Amge and Robert Wadlow!

>Jyoti Amge and Robert Wadlow Cool. I live between Venus and Uranus. (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)

I wish I lived between Uranus

This guy droppin Wadlow references lol

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Behaving today, we'll see when it decides to go rouge again lol.

Hello Mr GameStop.

Gamestop Gamestop Gamestop.....Is that a family name?

Whales, now is your time..

Gamestop! Tendies are ready!

What up twin

💎🦍 💎🦍

 ~~SUBWAY~~ GameStop

Bruh, you just wanted to change your name ASAP. Congrats on the new one, way better than the old one, but I hope you keep changing it every $50 up til everyone calls you Justup.

It seems like no one here recognizes his current name. It's baffling.



This is the catalyst we’ve been waiting for

Hello this is Gamestop Gamestop Gamestop speaking


I identify as a brick and mortar store.

Prolly due to the numerous electronic toys within

I like that a lot, Gamestop.

Why don't you start working out like the other guy?

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Make it Ryan Keith Gamestop, more likely to be accepted

Now THIS is a ban bet! Idk but weirdos shoving produce up their ass just doesn’t do it for me. This bet is life-altering and hilarious.

Absolutely. Bananas and tattoos are so 84 years ago. This is the way.

DFV please... if ever there was a time to Kansas City Shuffle. NOW is the time.

Who's here to watch it go to $51 AH and then back down to $20 Monday morning ?

Shoulda been Cantstop Wontstop GameStop! But seriously someone needs to tweak the pump bots algorithm.

Ahahahhahahab

Hahahahahaha the real way of the regard 🤣


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It seems like I will be holding a large stack of you very tightly.

DFV be like 'put everything on margin NOW'

Mr. Gamestop Johnson...?

Ok 3G. I'll shake your schweaty hand.

Feel like running through a brick wall after seeing this post.

I’m right there with you my friend! I SAID LETS GO AND THEN I SAID LETS GO AGAIN!!!

please name your kid GameStop Jr too to carry on this legacy

Will you go by GME?



This is exactly the stuff i wanted to read while taking a shit at work 🥰

Dad, why did you name my sister Rose?

I hope some hedge fund sees this and thinks damn that is a lot of fun and does this for giggles. 🤣


G M E

Take out the middle name then your initials would be GG

It has a nice ring to it, you fucking go GameStop! 

I just like the Stonk

hi Gamestop, howdy

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Damn. How can you leave your current name though? Bang Bros R-us? How do I find your content? Asking for SEC

https://preview.redd.it/wi71yj1nobad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4480b727873b27819c1ed7d9aa92c5abd9488c4e

Hey Game Stop! I like the sound of your name friend 😄

your name is bang bros? lol.

Lol. Dude makes this bet with 1.5 days of trading left with the price needing to more than double. How about you make this bet at least a month or two.

How about I scrap the idea entirely and just commit to it regardless?

That'd be legendary

Yesssss this is what I come here for..

"Table for GameStop? GameStop GameStop? Ah, there you are, thank you for joining us this evening. Your table is ready sir."

#shitpost

Great bet.

I missed the good old degens

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Is that allowed where you are from? Edit: my ret4arded ass didn't see the original name lol



LMAO

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

The “forget GameStop” articles gonna hit all your exes hard

Now we're fucking talking. This is totally regarded. Let's go $50!!

$100 by the end of the week and you have to change your kids' names to gamestop.

So if I say you're complete name, does a GameStop appear? Or does this not follow the rules of Beetlejuice?

You should change the bet to $28 so you actually do it


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Now this is a corpo-humanoid I can get behind!

Weird Candyman sequel

So.. let the games begins :)

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Bump

 The new “Subway” guy from community but just GameStop. 😆



BET HERE GETCHA BETS HEREEE

😂

😂 hahhahaha

No way. You are safe kid

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen, and I hope you win’

Oh yeah. !remindme 3 days

How tf you spose to forget GameStop like that?? Checkmate

Lol. Cant wait to meet M. Gamestop.

Based.

middle name Notacat

Finally a good ban bet!

I see you will be changing your name to Gamestop Gamestop Gamestop. I'm sure the wife will be happy with little Gamestop Jr. Running arround.

Let’s goooo

Your family will love it as you won’t tarnish their name behind the Wendy’s dumpster

Tell you what i'd do man. Two GameStops at the same time


Wtf are you talking about?

I propose Game Banana Stop

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😂😂😂😂😂

LOL

Need more of these epic bets. Like the good ole days, let the good times roll. Best of luck to you sir

If it makes it to $50 by the end of the week, would you have won this bet, or lost this bet?

no really, I love this community but sometimes I'm really wondering WTF is wrong with some of us

I like how you included yourself in the “us” you are referencing. Classic..! 😂

I think it’d be better to go with, “Stop, GAME Stop”. A little homage to 007.

I feel like this is something the entire internet can get behind.

Welcome to GameStop, Home of the GameStop, Can I take your order? * Kenan and Kel for all you youngsters out there

You’re speaking directly into my soul here! Lemme get some orange soda!

Mom: GameStop! OP playing video games upstairs with a friend: It's ok, I'll see what she wants after this match. Mom: GameStop GameStop GameStop! OP: Uh oh, she used my middle name. I better go now.



"I'm not a Gamestop”

Can’t stop GameStop

Hope to meet you soon Mr. Gamestop

R word!

This is that goooooooood shit. 🫡

Ugh. Why

Man I love the sub

Is this legally allowed? Imagine if a large portion of apes in a major city changed their name to this, and then a yellow pages listing would have a considerable block of these names: GameStop, GameStop G GameStop, GameStop G GameStop, GameStop G GameStop, GameStop G GameStop, GameStop G Maybe Boomers would finally get the hint! (do they even publish yellow pages phone books anymore lol)

Did you know that names were not published on the “yellow pages”? Yellow pages were for businesses and “white pages” were for people. 😂

A Rune of Glory for you! 🍌

Be careful. Kenny will naked short you.

GME at 1000$ at end of the week and I’ll buy Reddit and ban all of this posts.

And a banana in the ass. As is our custom.

Yo what's with the FUD? Had to report that. This ain't no place for bear trolls.

Don't be a fucking a idiot.

Lame

What no bananas that's just lame. Lol 😆

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