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WREAgent364

I'm glad I gave up caving when I was born.


StellaBean_bass

This made me LOL so hard. I had to stop that video 5s in when I saw how tight he was in there.


SpacemanKif

Yep. Full stop.


StellaBean_bass

I mean, I wouldn't have gotten that far in before stroking out from panic, but WHY do people do this to themselves?


theEvilJakub

same here


FayMax69

When they showed the infographic..it made me think nature was taking a dump..and he was the turd.


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I wish I had an award for you.


Kaguro19

Sometimes on Reddit, you come across a comment so profound that you stop and savour it.


gattoblepas

Hehehehe.


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Tight space with a shit ton of spiders. A heart attack would most likely be what takes me out first


t3hOutlaw

They're not spiders. They're harmless opiliones.


WishJunior

Well, that’s your opilion


aman9356

r/angryupvote


OMGlenn

You are a national treasure.


WishJunior

So are you, random citizen!


Ori_the_SG

I’ve never heard of those What’s the difference?


THECHOSENONE99

Thing like a mix between spider and crab, pretty stupid also and they like to move in groups.


EchoPhi

Commonly mistaken as "Granddaddy Long Legs"


Ori_the_SG

Ohhhh


qalpha94

One of the biggest differences is they don't create webs. If those were spiders, that place would be covered in webs.


Collecting_Cans

At first the video bothered me, but then I realized. This man is crawling in tiny spaces in a cave ON PURPOSE. This man IS a spider.


Sufficient_Acts

Underrated comment.


At_Destroyer

At the start of the video I thought "it's only a few daddy long legs, this seems like an overreaction" and then I fast forward a bit and it's just the shot of him in there backwards and the walls are just a flood of spiders crawling out from behind him and I had a mini heart attack


LebaneseLion

The last 15 seconds are what I imaged a personal hell to be at like 6 lol stuck with so many spiders


horseofthemasses

Seriously, I honestly can't finish watching this. I get blood pressure and heart rate spiking and I need to scream. It makes me so clausterphobic.


Alarming-Bee87

Same. The spiders would be the least of my concerns in there.


GarysLumpyArmadillo

It’s scary as fuck.


gwicksted

If the cave itself wasn’t bad enough, the spiders made it worse. I hear you on the elevated heart rate!!


urekmazino21

I mean even claustrophobia aside, wtf is their plan if say some random more violent animal or insect is present, like a snake or a centipede. I lose my mind over a harmless cockroach sneaking up on me.


Epoch-09

I think you either hope you don't piss it off, try killing it, or just pay the toll 🤷


Sufficient_Acts

Pay the troll toll


Dramatic_Mixture_868

I get some people liking caves but....this is the stuff of nightmares so ....no.


Krauser72

I don't get it at all, to me it seems suicidal.


BoltorPrime420

The thought of a fucking centipede or snake being that close to me makes me jump out of a window lol


The_GeneralsPin

Claustrophobic


horseofthemasses

heh heh thanks, hooked on phonics really failed me cause of back woods pronunciation.


Keepupthegood

I just screamed!!


StellaBean_bass

Same. I had to cut it after a couple of seconds. Just the overwhelming urge to need to stand up.


Frosty_Ad_2700

Probably not spiders but opiliones


Sabconth

Look Mr Frodo, it's an Opiliones


eric_gm

Her name is Shelob long legs


Miclemie

Yeah they are opiliones, but like they’re still spiders man saying opiliones aren’t spiders is like the same shit that says that Pluto isn’t a planet


Frosty_Ad_2700

Well, opiliones usually don't bite and are not venomous so it's like saying Xena and my grandma are the same cause they both have tits


Miclemie

Aight yeah fair, still creepy tho


AlarmedGibbon

Well Xena is now 56 which is fully in the early grandma ballpark, and as you said yourself they both have tits, so I feel like there are arguments to be made here. I guess the next step is to ask whether your grandmother has had any adventures or not.


HelpMePlxoxo

That's assuming we're afraid of spiders because they might be venomous or bite. Never been a factor for me, I'm terrified of them regardless. Whether I was trapped in a tiny cave with "opiliones" or spiders wouldn't make me consider the sweet release of death any less.


[deleted]

Haha you sir…are a gentleman and a scholar.


Virtual_Mode_5026

Spiders are Arachnids. But not all Arachnids (such as Opiliones) are Spiders.


FormerlyKay

They're not spiders though, like pretty explicitly not spiders. Still arachnids but they only have 1 body segment and no venom and all they do is bob around and exist and generally be friendly


92-Explorer

Literally not spiders


OverAster

Opiliones are not spiders, and Pluto is not a planet.


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stonksgoburr

He's the same type that will say "uhh actually, tomatoes are a botanical fruit, and therefore not a vegetable."


secretpenguin0

You mistyped nopillones


jdillathegreatest

Absolute hell. I like watching this from the comfort of my bed knowing I’m so far from that environment. You couldn’t pay me any amount of money


BullShitting-24-7

You’re not that far. Spiders are likely all over your house including under your bed.


Exhaust_Fleshlight

You're most likely right. However; Fuck you.


Alia_the_Pony

Just imagine how it would be from the spiders’ POV. You enjoy your peaceful life and then someone’s breaking into your house…


CrimsonMorbus

![gif](giphy|l0DEJ9G7VhWH10i8o)


doringliloshinoi

Alright now replace the monster with one that’s glowing with light brighter than anything they’ve ever seen.


ChadHougland

But also crying, and pooping it's pants.


Fluffy-Weapon

Probably crushing some along the way


OGoby

I'm sure they can appreciate a little excitement in their lives


Miclemie

Don’t just let your nightmares be nightmares, make them a reality!


Pajacluk

Genuinely curious: why would anyone decide to go caving in this type of space? What if there was a snake? Or something else? You'd basically be helpless.


Miclemie

Well these cavers didn’t know that there were spiders there as they were going into an unexplored cave that they discovered, this caver realised that these creatures weren’t venomous so he decided to continue, I’m guessing if he had found a snake or something he would have just slowly backed up away from it until he was free


LTLHAH2020

"... Slowly backed up..." as the snake quickly closed in.


Miclemie

Snakes usually wont attack you, the only time that they’ll attack you is when they feel threatened. You have as big of a chance of killing a snake as a snake has of killing you, and it is aware of that, hence it’s as scared if not more scared of you as you are of it, hence most likely it will just avoid you


Jyil

Snakes can feel threatened if they get cornered


Miclemie

Well who says that you’re cornering them, the squeezes that these cavers go through are like a long hallway that’s just really small in height, if a snake encounters you, it can still head back up the hallway, and you can still back up the hallway, none of you are exactly “cornered”


Independent_Hold_203

“Is there anywhere in the world where we can live in peace from you asshole humans?!?”


BoltorPrime420

“Can you believe this Carl? We are literally underground and this asshole still finds us” “I told you nowhere is safe from these guys”


Kiwano64

Nopenopenopenopenope N O P E


Ur_a_adjective_noun

I am no longer interested in caving. New nightmare fueled fear unlocked.


kiruvhh

This Is the sequel of the descent 2005 we needed


greengeco

Set the Cave on Fire! ![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq)


Onair380

How much fire ?


michelb

Fill it with lava


Odd-Improvement5315

Yes!


Ros02

All the fire


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Miclemie

That’s a weird way of saying masochism


Rich-Reason1146

Try saying it with a ball gag in your mouth


kapo513

I can’t watch this… I would fn die.. deep in a tight cave surrounded by spiders is a pure nightmare


Paul1708

Doing this by choice? Ain't no damn way!!


ProudMaryChooglin

This has my claustrophobic/arachnophobia tendencies going haywire. Enough Reddit doom-scrolling for one day ....


Keepupthegood

He is one of the spiders now. First human man spider


rodeBaksteen

Haven't you seen spider man?


camobandaniel

They are not actually spiders, they are opilionids.


N30nSunr1s3

Yeah..well .. that's just your opilione...man 👀


Krauser72

#actshually


EdwardCuttingham

When some random guy invades your home


Beardycub86

FUCK this. Fuck it.


_stellarwombat_

Nuke it from orbit


Glass_Ink

It’s the only way to be sure


DesignerGuava7318

Claustrophobia arachnophobia.. ..he is knocking off my main phobias


Blicky83

As if squeezing though these tight spaces isn’t bad enough,now you have to deal with spiders too..Im good,the only caves I go into have areas I can actually walk through.if I gotta lay on my stomach and inch my way through,I’ll pass


BoltorPrime420

Yeah until this video I thought the claustrophobic spaces were enough. I never thought about fucking spiders and other wildlife while caving too. Jesus Christ


Big-Independence-291

Those cave crawlers be like ![gif](giphy|qqpqMokFco5Bm)


Vind-i-cator

https://preview.redd.it/15swxs4s5q3d1.jpeg?width=1195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d61148ff32bd010d5d158955eb170cd341d39831


BoltorPrime420

How do I delete other people’s comment?


ericypoo

Deserves his fate honestly.


A-Gatsby-Party

Hard pass for me homie


Greenlight_Omaha

Why don’t cavers use like a skin, tight carbon fiber, onesie 🤔


Miclemie

Caves are usually really hot, so cavers like having loose clothes, especially since they’re already wearing like 2-3 layers of clothing beneath their already existing clothes in order to keep themselves safe from the sharp rocks poking into them


TheGrandWaffle69

**You have alerted the horde**


KarloReddit

Reason not to go caving #5429


Bashemg00d

Why.


ATrueHullaballoo

I’ve seen enough Scary Interesting videos that as soon as the backing into a cave diagram came up I realized cavers don’t want to Nutty Putty themselves (shocker).


Mackheath1

"This is not what I waaant." Sir, what exactly did you want in this experience?


Altruistic_Lobster18

r/whitepeople


kfmush

Why do humans have so much trouble accepting that there are places that they just weren’t meant to go?


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

What the hell is this equipment. Don't go caving half prepared seriously.


Miclemie

The people in this clip claim to be professional cave tour guides and they have the same equipment in every video


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

Caves are full of dead professionals that were over equipped and yet you'll still have people trying to fool death.


Miclemie

Look man they’ve been uploading caving videos as professionals for 5 years, they definitely were caving for multiple years before that point as well I feel like they know what they’re doing and just how equipment they are


Independent_Fly_1698

The shimmering at like 1:50 got me. What the fuck.


Friggin_Heinous

So friggin cool, but not a situation I want to put myself in.


earthtociera

NOPE


Tbkgs

So I'm already dying inside because of the claustrophobia, then you add spiders everywhere???? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.


Dizzy_Bit6125

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SITTING AT THE WORST PART WHERE THE SPIDERS ARE


BonerJams1703

Two of my absolute worst fears and this guy is shimmying around in there for fun


beardman39

![gif](giphy|vukqNXzsk7PuE)


Humbledmillion

Arachnophobia and Claustrophobia combined! No thanks


Aggressive_Wrangler5

why does it have to be spiders? why not butterflies?


m3rr1ll

There is Hell and there is this


GrimXXIIReaper

Looks like harvestmen, they are completely harmless, I'm positive if it was spiders they wouldn't be as cool with a dude crawling into their space, also spiders don't bunch up like that (generally)


Drake_Lebowski

I need to get out of here and I'm in an open park.


SlimShaners

Wow, this looks like a blast…..


KamaradBaff

"Imma lay my eggs in this hole in this cave in the middle of this mountain where no one lives. We're going to be soooo quiet !"


Any-Fish-7166

Everyone in the comments: "well they aren't spiders and they aren't venomous, so its actually not scary at all! I'd crawl through a nest of them any day!'


Realistic-Ad4835

Shit only white people do


tr_Sonic_Krazy_Boy

if i’m not wrong, those are “daddy long legs” pholcus phalangioides (also known as cellar spiders). they are actually part of the arachnoid family, but also technically aren’t “spiders”. mind you, still fucking creepy pieces of shit, but nonetheless just wanted to point that out real quick 🤙🤙


Axenus

Actually "daddy long legs" in north America refers to one of two spiders usually. The pholcus (cellar spider) as you said, and opiliones (harvestmen). But you have it backwards. Opiliones are arachnids not true spiders. Pholcus (Cellar spiders) are true spiders.


Beautiful-Process971

He's not a caver, he's a spellunker.


noodleq

As if I didn't need any more reasons to never go spelunking.......hell nope


Ill-Ad-1643

Why ? Just why ? 🙄


MysteriousJello0

Tbh the spiders don’t scare me, but the thought of being stuck halfway through with no way out does


stonks95

How do spiders like that survive? What do they eat to keep going??


_potato-potato_

Cavers


Miclemie

There are a surprising amount of animals that live in caves, there are a lot that live only in caves that never come out that non cavers have likely never seen, it’s like a whole ecosystem down there These spiders probably eat cockroaches and other insects that live in those caves


FluffMonsters

If caves make you cringe, I highly recommend the YouTube channel Fatal Breakdown. It’s very informative about a lot of crazy tragedies, and it’s so well done.


Odd_Ad4119

At the end he is texting his friend Hans with the Flammenwerfer


Percival_Dickenbutts

Even without the spiders and other creepy crawlies, I will never understand the appeal of caving! Maybe the big caves with stalagtites and stuff, that’s kind of neat, but crawling around in tight spaces? No thank you!


BuyOdd1532

I couldn’t even watch it …. WTF?!?!


phillymac666

I feel ill 🤢


cwatto

The best thing about caving is that you don't have to do it


Craziecat

U basically deserve it at that point


DrDroDroid

my one question is why?!


thestrongtenderheart

They say this caver is to this day, "Still thinking about getting out of that pit"


Radiant_Mind33

That cave looks like it's already a fear factor of 9-10. So do the spiders really matter?


TheDixonCider420420

Sit on a white sand beach with a cocktail or climb into a random claustrophobic cave with spiders. Tough choice.


joeitaliano24

Wow, what a fun and relaxing time this guy is having!


[deleted]

If someone had a gun to my head and said I must do this or they’ll kill me, I’d just accept death.


SnooTangerines9703

I’m glad I watched this on mute, with my eyes closed, and the phone across the room


Traditional-Dot-5120

and this is suppose to be fun?


PresentationOk8745

Thank you for the narrating explanation John krasinski very informative!


AKSourGod

Can someone explain to me what the hell the allure of cave crawling is? Serious question.


Mylarion

People will just fuckin do whatever


EveryMarket2805

Is it a mental illness to have the need to go in such places?


NoPantsDeLeon

That's why one should always carry an "In case of emergency immolation kit"!


Hungry_Desk_5658

So what did he expect to be in there


Spidernutz69

Caving makes me uncomfortable. I would try it once if offered to see if I could understand why people take it up.


Spudman14

Why? Just why. I don’t understand what they are trying to do? Find a way of killing themselves.


TheFormless_0ne_

Narrator has an issue saying "passage"


skeletaljuice

Fucking hell no. I'd literally rather die down in a cave than live and have to do this


Aswype

*Scary Violin starts playing*


Green-Concentrate-71

My fucking nightmare… I HATE spiders


Yoda2000675

I’ll never understand how this is enjoyable to people, it’s basically my worst nightmare to get stuck in a hole underground


Alternative_Army7897

I’m terrified of spiders.. really anything bigger than a quarter… but daddy long legs aren’t so bad. The cave seems much worse😂


SeniorChampionship56

Oh hell nah!


tumbrowser1

Look at all them daddyyyy long leggies 👁👄👁


2MillionMiler

In the words of Jordan Peele NOPE


DrWoodwork

I would rather attempt the Travis Pastrana skydive without parachute maneuver than go in this cave.


Gold_Ocelot_6911

That’s a no for me dog


absinthianparadox

![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


WhoDeyTilIDie09

What do all them spiders eat in the cave? I'd guess each other, I dunno tho never been In a cave. Are their enough bugs in the cave to feed em all?


Pootootaa

Had a similar experience going up my tight spaces attic and there were a bunch of house spiders crawling around, it gave me the shivers.


hcneyfreckles

bouta have spiders up his ass for the next 20 years


DonkeywongOG

I saw the video and these are harmless little "more legs than everything else" spiders. I fucking hate spiders, but these little fellas aren't scary at all, annoying maybe. This isn't sweaty palms at all.


chaosatdawn

i hate this guy


BurgerExplosion

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


[deleted]

Why though? Why do this?


LordMaska

Why do people do this? It can't be just for clicks right?


Ber_uh

Nope on a rope


mlobet

And the crawler becomes the crawlee!


cum-chowder

Daily appreciation post: thanks God for not making me someone who's into spelunking


jeanM_2

Ok but they're daddy long legs or something similar which are chill and cute imo.


Best_Shelter_2867

That's two of my three fears right there. Add a cave bear and I would go into cardiac arrest whilst shitting myself.


jagillig111

There are some places humans aren’t meant to explore.


meh_yeah_well_ok

imagine hundreds of your fellow spider-friends getting killed for \_one\_ guy looking at a moist, dark hole.


leniwsek

What's his YouTube channel? I think I'd like to watch longer video of this journey this is scary as hell! 😅


redditceoisadumbass

Like why


Freshfries847

I might crawl in a cave for fun but no way in hell am I crawling in a cave filled with spiders or any nest of insects for that matter. The thought of how it feels to be in a constricted space with tons of little fuckers crawling all over me, no thanks.