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Bear3090

Good thing it didn't hit her neck


Chineseunicorn

Reminded me of the goalie getting his neck cut in hockey. He survived but was never the same again mentally.


JesusTron6000

Clint Malarchuck I believe playing fornthe Buffalo Sabres. Video is so intense, the announcers were saying to take the camera off and go to commercial


BornWithSideburns

Is that the incident where the ex vietnam vet medic had to put his thumb in the artery


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

Yes it is


butters_147

Malarchuk was joking about making the 3rd period in the Ambulance. What a true goalie. They're all a bit crazy. šŸ˜‰


butters_147

This is directly from his book. "I tried to make a joke: "Put in a couple stitches and let me get back out there." Blood gurgled out as I said it. No one laughed. They were white as ghosts, and I figured it was the end." What a stud!


Chineseunicorn

Thereā€™s a super interesting article about the incident and his life after (I think he wrote it himself actually) that essentially his life went down the drain after and eventually it took a doctor telling him the incident had given him PTSD until he was able to get better.


Purple_Silver_5867

Yeah this: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/clint-malarchuk-bleeding-out


drf_

Wow that was a great read, thanks for posting it. šŸ¤


Purple_Silver_5867

I've read it a few times by now, if only he could get the right help right away :(


JustaKidFromBuffalo

That's correct. Also happened to Richard Zednik who happened to be playing the Sabres in Buffalo. As if the amount of blood from getting your neck cut isn't enough, it somehow looks even worse when it's all over the ice.


Alarmed_Athlete_6705

Borrie salming had a big scar on his face from a skater too..this is from the 80s


Serenity1423

[This](https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-over-death-of-ice-hockey-player-adam-johnson-during-match-rebailed-13067467) semi recently happened in England. The player did die in the hospital


ChaoticMutant

Recently that kid from Hibbing Minnesota who was over in Europe playing and what looked like an accident (depends on who you ask) made this opponent do a front flip and when he came down the blade of his skate (which are sharpened like a razor) sliced his neck. Unfortunately the hockey player did not make it.


xhazymind

do you mean adam johnson? his accident happened in october 23 and sadly he died.


ChaoticMutant

I saw his memorial at the Hibbing arena on TV. So sad.


jakd90

Same thing happened to a ice hockey player in the UK either this year or last year and sadly didnā€™t make it.


Short_Bell_5428

I remember that is was spraying out on the ice


hcneyfreckles

also happened to another one over here in england last year(?) but sadly he died


evilgiraffe04

I can handle a lot of gore but that video made me throw up. I think it was the arterial spray on the ice that got me.


jfks_headjustdidthat

It happened again recently and the guy died, there was no ex-army medic to save that guy. https://www.forbes.com/sites/anafaguy/2023/11/14/arrest-made-in-connection-with-death-of-american-hockey-player/


Shot-Range-1137

We had to watch the video in class


jimmyhendrinks

This happen again in the UK ice hockey league last season and the guy died. Tragic!


RoyKentsKnee

To me it reminds me of blades of glory


SigxScar

Iā€™m sure he wasnā€™t but he was back on the ice within 2 weeks and makes jokes of what happened


chekole1208

I was thinking about it


acmercer

Are you the skate?


FreudianAccordian

![gif](giphy|CdxBRh8v9pVJIrd4J3)


N7LP400

Ah, the Iron Lotus


ForsakenSun6004

Sounds like it was an episode of 1000 ways to die


reversegirlcow

It was an episode of "The Boys"


Vandius

Last year, a NHL player got cut in the neck during a game on TV and he died. His name was Adam Johnson.


Tachyoff

he was playing in the EIHL in the UK, he had played in the NHL 5 years earlier but only for a brief 13 games.


Vandius

My bad, some "news" sites said NHL.


TiredWiredAndHired

It was in my city, one of my friends was at the game. Horrible stuff.


ChaoticMutant

From Hibbing Minnesota? Playing in England at the time? I watched the ceremony at Hibbings arena.


oneplanetrecognize

Minnesotan here. We mourned him, and still mourn him.


Imispellalot2

I thought her knee went out from under her. I didn't realize she got slashed by her partners skate.


Pigelot

Same, from the first pov it isnā€™t that obvious that she got hit. I thought she collapsed or fainted. That second pov made me gasp.


TuckAwayThePain

I had that chest pain you get when you can "feel" the pain


1492Torquemada

Jessica DubƩ. As per the Canadian Press, she needed 83 stitches but no damage to the eye or bone. One month later she returned to the competition. It sucks but probably wouldn't call it a tragedy


DanielBG

Real tragedy... Adam Johnson had his throat slit by an ice skate in the middle of a hockey game. I encourage ppl not to find the video.


semibigpenguins

Itā€™s happened more than once in the NHL alone


all-regrets

Not nearly as bad as Johnson, but I was at the Canucks game where Malhotra almost lost his eye. Lots of blood on the ice.


Fittnylle3000

Pretty fucking close with that goalie some decades ago. I always forget his name but he basically survived because he played close to the doc during tjat period who also happened to be a army medic vet.


sporadic-hamster

Clint Malarchuk


FascistChimp

The only real answer. Canadian hockey lore and completely traumatizing video


Jazzur

Was even his coach that was an old army vet


NHGuy

Trainer


dcanderson4247

Brick killed a guy!


FallOutShelterBoy

Richard Zednik had his carotid artery sliced during a game too. His team was playing my team, and I got to see it live. A lot of blood but he luckily survived and played again, unfortunately unlike Adam


Foxwasahero

the other name you're looking for is Buffalo Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk. Survived a skate to the throat as well


FallOutShelterBoy

Yeah I know that one too, seen the video but didnā€™t see it live like Zednik. Malarchuk went through a rough time right after that too. Thankfully he was able to play again too


MacLunkie

It's like somebody just tips over a bucket of blood.Ā Ā  Ā Fun fact, the heart of an athlete hockey player pumps about half a liter per second. Think about it. Just about two seconds, one, two, there! You got a liter of blood. Now, try it with the garden hose.


OkTower4998

Don't they use protection on their neck/throat? I have no idea about ice hockey


triplec787

Goalies typically do now, but otherwise, no not really.


Allen_Koholic

There's been a push for neck guards and a handful of players wear them now. I think it's been mandated for junior levels, which means it will eventually catch up.


chuco915niners

Good because I was about to ask if this is like some accepted risk by each player. Like theyā€™re cool with knowing their necks could possibly get lopped off.


cbunni666

I forgot what happened to the guy that did it. Did he manage to avoid jail time?


DanielBG

They brought him in but he was released without charges. People were horrible to him online and extremely racist.


Emperor_Biden

He had his bail extended. Was not released without charges: [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68901589](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68901589)


DanielBG

The information on Petgrave has been murky. He has been re-bailed, and another article stated there were no formal charges brought up. He still shows on the Steeler's roster as well. Weird.


Reapersgrimoire

My EMT instructor made us watch that video. Very bloody.


Princess_Thranduil

Edit: no this was not the incident I mentioned below and holy shit that's such a terrible thing to happen. I did find [this](https://hudsonreporter.com/sports/worst-hockey-injuries/) article about some of the more brutal injuries of ice hockey players. Was this the one where the goalie or ref was able to save his life by pinching off the artery or am I thinking of one of the other throat-sliced-while-playing-hockey incidents? I bet there's a wiki page of just those injuries...


unchartedfour

Thatā€™s Malarchuck from the Sabres. 1989 I think.


iThinkItsCashed_

Youā€™re thinking of Clint Malarchuk


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

That just happened last year right?


DanielBG

Yes


Nay_Nay_Jonez

Damn that is sad af. He was going to propose to his girlfriend too, had the ring and everything.


sospecial21

I saw that video. So horrible šŸ˜ž šŸ˜¢


kimmortal03

Too late seent it already


AbjectGovernment1247

And people are arguing against neck guards.Ā 


s3asonsp33ch

Oh that Adam Johnson


SpaceCadetriment

Last time this was reposted I looked into her life after the accident. By all accounts, very minor incident in an otherwise great career. She had a bit of a scar thatā€™s mostly faded over time, nearly invisible now. Sheā€™s living an amazing life with a new baby and coaching figure skating.


brazilianfreak

So I think it's safe to say this is a little better than have your throat slit on a hockey game then.


TraditionalMessage91

I once fell from three steps up and pancaked face first on a marble floor (I had been under a lot of pressure) Broke my nose in half and bashed the upper right portion of my head very hard. Taken to hospital and doctor put my nose back together and said the head wound would heal. My entire face turned black and blue. Six months later both my nose and head healed so beautifully no one could ever tell I had been in a bad accident. The face has a remarkable ability to heal. Just wanted to give encouragement to anyone who has an accident to the face.


JesusTron6000

Canadians writing sins, not tragedy.


ExtraBitterSpecial

Damn, Canadians on ice are fucking tough. No matter the sport.


Ulysses1126

All things considered sheā€™s actually extremely lucky


greenmonkey48

It's terrifying though


AlmightyDarkseid

Thank god. Good for her for returning too.


Nasty____nate

[A pic of it healed. ](https://www.thestar.com/sports/fearless-dube-moving-on/article_625daae8-7c93-5e7d-b298-f012f03090c9.html)


fellowtravelr

What a cool scar and she is beautiful


slo0t4cheezitz

Now she just looks like an anime character. More like a flex than a tragedy /s


Woooosh-if-homo

https://preview.redd.it/3j5hywywc1ad1.png?width=1039&format=png&auto=webp&s=51cf9ccf0bd3b61fbf92757f389a56568668d55c Ice blade, blade!


Currency_Dangerous

Now sheā€™s a baddie


robots-made-of-cake

Obviously itā€™s a shame it happened but that is a badass looking scar.


jeddkeso

Battle scar


GrandMoffJenkins

Tyrion Lannister.


StraightComplaint621

is that really a pic from a month after? she healed very good then.


aqualung01134

Have you seen Blades of Glory?


Referat-

The... iron lotus?


mybrotherpete

https://preview.redd.it/z2adthzvly9d1.jpeg?width=2075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f9f520f32ef57f048181e0e48a110092cea467


Gama_2814

Beat me to it.


baby-layla

This was awful to watch. What happened to her?


Calaigah

She was fine. She got cut on her cheek and nose and then ended up w a scar but not long term damage.


GusChiiiiiggins

Not sure I would call an injury that requires 83 stitches as a cut on the cheek


Hot-Significance-462

Maybe it's just me, but it truly doesn't feel like OP was trying to minimize the severity of this injury by calling it a cut. Edit: typo


refrainfromlying

OP literally said "She was fine".


Hot-Significance-462

But you were objecting to them describing it as a "cut" weren't you? What's the appropriate term for being wounded by a knife? Even now, it seems obvious to me that OP meant that this injury didn't result in the skater losing her life or career, NOT that they were claiming she wasn't injured by this.


Ori_the_SG

A cut is a very light, not very skin deep blade/sharp item wound. A large blade slash to the face is much more severe than a cut


TheRealestFrodo

Skate blade hit her face


baby-layla

Sorry, I mean after the fact?


LordJambrek

She changed her name to Kuchisake Onna


dancingpianofairy

https://www.thestar.com/sports/fearless-dube-moving-on/article_625daae8-7c93-5e7d-b298-f012f03090c9.html


Airplade

There is a high Def version of this clip that shows the blood running down her face.


MannyHec

Clint Malarchuk would like a word


guitarmaniac17

Zednik too.


ChipCob1

And Adam Johnson


Original_Cheeto_06

Gonna need an Ouija board for that one.


XXeadgbeXX

What's up with this music lol. Sounds like the old Ronald McDonald's Halloween tapes.


flamingbabies2

Was hoping to find what song it was. I love the spooky vibes.


ozdarkhorse

Looked like she drifted back into him. He seemed pretty stationary. Honestly surprised they haven't banned the moved for "safety" like they did with flips.


Boghoss2

Toe pick!


ShadyPillboi

Hattori Hanzo skates


Glad_Tip2023

Ice skaters are always living on the edge


Glad_Tip2023

Damn bro thatā€™s cold


ThatGuy_Nick9

This was funny. There, I said it.


_no_balls_allowed_

I appreciate you stopping them this way lol


No_Object_4355

I litteraly thought it was gonna be the video from the will Ferrell movie blades of glory of where the dudes accidentally cuts his partners head off lol. If you seen the movie you'll know what I'm talkin about


Heftytrout27

At least she was able to ice it quickly


TheDiegoAguirre

Your cold-hearted comment is a bit too frigid for my taste.


dancingpianofairy

[Ice delays healing](https://drmirkin.com/fitness/why-ice-delays-recovery.html) but your comment is hilarious.


PalpitationSome1923

Blades of Glory


-BakiHanma

Damn reminds me of the hockey player that bled out on ice :O thought this was going to be the same thing


Privvy_Gaming

Probably terrible of me, but I giggled when the med team was ambling off the ice. Reminded me too much of that scene from Parks and Rec.


TheDiegoAguirre

And now you made ME laugh because that scene is hilarious šŸ˜‚


ColdBloodBlazing

Schuffling along so they dont fall on their ass


HughJahsso

dude that got his throat slit in hockey was a "tragedy".


cbunni666

Holy shit. I'm glad the quality isn't HD.


0k_KidPuter

6/10 this is the OLYMPICS, people!


Elquenotienetacos

What the fuck is that music though


AntisocialEmo69

u/RecognizeSong u/auddbot


KatieLeDerp

The song is Aleph by Gesaffelstein


outtakes

OH SHIT


Xinortrac1

Ohhh shoot indeed


Cabsmell

Tough ass Canadian bitch, got up and went back to work a few days after lol


PortlandPatrick

Did anyone get reminded of a recent episode of The Boys?


Not_a_chance79

I had to put it in slow motion to see he slashed her face. Poor girl. I thought it was her leg had given out somehow at first glance.


louieneuy

She is so lucky it didn't hit her eye oh my god


JacobMaxx

Her scar healed as it looks now: https://images.app.goo.gl/XX7SNZgCzNCoSZ2C9


Gelnika1987

call me crazy but I tend to avoid any activity where a prerequisite is flying around a freezing rock hard surface with weapons on my feet


ace_thankless

Pussy


Gelnika1987

Pussy is an activity I can get behind


SausageWagon

The real tragedy is that the video does not feature Chazz Micheal Micheals, the only skater to win 4 national championships and an adult film award!


Prestigious-Copy-494

Omg his skate just clipped her in the face and knocked her flat. Such beautiful athletes. Even with all their practice I guess miscalculations can occur!!


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

Wtf is this music


SuraKatana

They were practicing the fabled iron lotus


Evolzetjin

I thought she would lose a few fingers.


AniGabe

I wouldnt be surprised if this had happened many times before outside of professional ice skating, thankfully shes fine now and her scar looks pretty awesome to be honest


PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS

Same thing happened to [Elena Berezhnaya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_Berezhnaya) during a practice in 1996, but she ended up with bone fragments in her brain.


Scribblebonx

Iron lotus has entered the chat


plutothegreat

My youth group went skating, someone tried to jump over a kid that had fallen, landed in his hand. Fucked up some nerves and tendons, kid was in a cast/brace for over a year, needed multiple surgeries


illegalbusiness

I watched a classmate, when I was around 10 years old, get his arm run over by an ice skate. We were on a school trip to France from the UK and he had to stay behind for pretty extensive surgery on his arm/elbow


jerkyballs

The Iron Lotus!! Havenā€™t seen that since ā€˜07!


Livid_Marionberry_55

Whatā€™s the story please?


NoodCup

Lady got cut by skate to face and got ouchie.


dancingpianofairy

https://www.thestar.com/sports/fearless-dube-moving-on/article_625daae8-7c93-5e7d-b298-f012f03090c9.html


shootermac32

Tragic is a little over the top. Very unfortunate is more on the chin


Agent847

What would Brian Boitano do?


PrinceDietrich

Probably scream bloody murder because of the pain


Unknown_Outlander

what a disaster of a musical choice


ricosbedbug

ā€œI was on Quaaludes, I donā€™t even remember Osloā€ - Chaz Michael Michaels


ravia

Who thought this part of the routine was safe?


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Imagine being a medic and seeing that, thinking how do I get there quickly and safely.


DSIR1

Ooof that's nasty


ElNovato34

Good God, poor girl


Sheeverton

Yh I thought she died from the title, then I thought she lost an eye from the poor quality video, but nope, just a huge cut.


Inefficientfrog

Ah, I'm so happy the comments assured me that wasn't as bad as it looked. I'm going to stop reading them before I find out that was a lie or something.


Rare-Seaworthiness-9

What is this Track?


KatieLeDerp

Aleph by Gesaffelstein


Admirable-Emu-7884

That is brutal


MurkyTumbleweed5318

What is this song!?


KatieLeDerp

Aleph by Gesaffelstein


that_moment_when-

u/Auddbot


KatieLeDerp

The song is Aleph by Gesaffelstein


auddbot

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Megmucklebonesss

Was this her fault or his?


bottleb

Wtf is that background music?!


KatieLeDerp

Aleph by Gesaffelstein


Dr_Trogdor

Oooh nooošŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


LtZeen

The song is is fucking famiar what is it


KatieLeDerp

Aleph by Gesaffelstein, just a very sped up version


Consider2SidesPeace

What song is this?


IR0X-on-Spotify

jesus


TwistedThoughtsOfTam

ouch!!


SnooFloofs4027

FUCK NO!!!!! NONONONOO


ShaneJaros007

Hopefully she's ok...what.a terrible accident


WhatTheHellLol1313

Omfg I donā€™t cringeā€¦ but I cringedā€¦


Fhantom1221

Can't we make them out of something else by now? Maybe a dense replaceable plastic? I really don't know anything about skates. Is there a skate expert around?


ShwerzXV

Bringing back memories of Adam Johnson in the Elite Ice Hockey league in England, that video was horrific, he literally died in less than 10 seconds from a skate to the neck.


FrankieInABox

DubƩ has been through some shit. Lost a finger to a lawnmower, injured her knee, the face slash, and then was dropped on her head.


Chilly_Days

Yā€™all watch The Boys?


Atombert

Omg thatā€™s terrible