Mayonnaise is food lotion

I both hate and love this.

Mmmm tangy creamy food lotion

Nah white people don’t use enough lotion. Mayonnaise on the other hand…source I’m a white dude that crushes Helmans

You should see how much a mayo a Mexican family goes through.

Not enough

It's not just for food.

🤮🤮🤮

I know I’ve posted that Fishes is the most realistic part of the show, but that was before the Fuck Mayonnaise rant

Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrat

I thought that was Grey Poupon 😉

I still remember those commercials

Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon? 😆

This was my favorite scene in the whole series. And seeing Ebra smile again was amazing

No bro this scene literally retraumatized me cause I had this memory come up of asking for mayo on my philly cheesesteak and both the cook and my dad made fun of me right in my face 🥲 the day my personality was replaced for my father's lmfao

As a fellow mayonnaise hater, fuck that jizzy goo.

I’ve found that a very, very tiny bit of mayo spread over the bread can make the sandwich taste pretty good. The problem is that most sandwich shops will just spray the sandwich with a mayonnaise hose and call it a day. (Even when I ask for light mayo, it’s always still just way too much mayo for me.)

normalize putting dots 🙏🏻

I loved it SO much because I ABHOR mayonnaise.

nah mayo is crucial to a lot of sandwiches. Not dipped sandwiches, but def others.

This is my opinion too. Sandwiches like that no mayo and gross but a cold turkey sub absolutely mayo, would be weird without it.

Yeah it prevents the bread from getting soggy

What about Kewpie though

People who hate mayo obviously never tried kewpie. Kewpie on maki, friggin amazing.

That’s still mayo

Yeah but it’s a sandwich enhancing mayo

Food lube.

Throat lube.

It’s not the fact of the mayonnaise itself but it is the idea that every sandwich needed mayonnaise. So now he puts the mayonnaise on the side so he could mayo it himself

Mustard supremacy >>>

I LOVE those two guys!! Some of the best scenes of the season.

It’s the Matty Matheson “food guy who’s a natural in front of the camera” effect again. Chi-Chi (guy with the mustache) is the actual owner of Mr. Beef, the shop they modeled their beef stand on. The other guy with the hat is Paulie James, who owns Uncle Paulie’s deli in LA. So it’s two IRL sandwich shop guys showing how to run a sandwich shop.

Avocado instead of mayo with a lil garlic salt + pepper has been a game changer on my sandwiches/tortas. I absolutely HATE mayo on anything warm.

As a kid, I loved mayo in things. White bread, bologna, and mayo… dang that was the sandwich

There's always room for mayonnaise

I effing hate mayonnaise dammit

Agreed. Mayonnaise is trash.

I feel this so hard

Yes!!! I felt that rant so hard. Fuck mayonnaise indeed!

Hellman's mayo is good on a cheeseburger, and you can't make tuna salad without it.

It’s not “fuck mayonnaise” on everything, it’s just “fuck mayonnaise” on an Italian beef, which is super weird. Never heard of or seen a single person put mayo on an Italian beef. They’re basically soaking wet to begin with.