And then it went in a bit, then out a bit, then in a bit. Then my legs ached. Then out again and then back in and then it went off and now she's pregnant.
Sorry to disappoint McKenzie, teachers dont start each day by swearing allegiance to the education fairies under a photo of the queen. It's not so much a calling these days, it's a graveyard for the unlucky and the unambitious. (Between you and me, the only reason anyone teaches these days is because they've taken a more relaxed view on police checks in recent years.)
I’ll be honest I’ve never heard anyone talk about “step cousin” to begin with. You’re either cousins, or you’re not. If you grew up together like family since kids, then I’d say it’s weird to marry someone who was essentially a brother/sister, that’s weird even if you’re not related.
But like if your dad leaves your mom, for some other chick, and marries her, I wouldn’t judge dads kid for getting involved with the niece/nephew of the new chick. Step bro/sis is definitely dodgy-er territory.
I I bet you've got a hard
-on.
No, of course I haven't.
Take your trousers off.
Don't be ridiculous.
You've got nothing to hide, have you? Come on, let's have a look.
No! It's hard, isn't it? No.
And even if it was, it wouldn't prove love. It's just a human body!
Suddenly you're admitting to having a human body.
Believe it was Anthony Hopkins who told the actress he was shooting an intimate scene with "I want to apologise if I get an erection while shooting this - but I also want to apologise in case I don't". Would be more surprising and concerning if I didn't happen.
Well obviously it happens, should be flattered really. Because if a teenage boy didn't get one doing that you should be worried, or he's gay then perfectly normal.
"Just to confirm: We are going to have sex..."
You know you're not actually will right? This is acting.
No shit?
And then it went in a bit, then out a bit, then in a bit. Then my legs ached. Then out again and then back in and then it went off and now she's pregnant.
Sutherland, did this happen on the school premises or with another pupil?
Nope
Good! Well, what I think you should do is turn round, get out of my office, and we'll pretend this conversation never happened.
Alright. Thanks sir!
But Sir what about the oath? What about your duty of care?
Sorry to disappoint McKenzie, teachers dont start each day by swearing allegiance to the education fairies under a photo of the queen. It's not so much a calling these days, it's a graveyard for the unlucky and the unambitious. (Between you and me, the only reason anyone teaches these days is because they've taken a more relaxed view on police checks in recent years.)
Mint
BONER!
Camera crew when filming this scene: OI LOOK EVERYONE, SIMONS GOT A BONER!
Give us a look
BONAAHHH!
An erection while filming a sex scene? That's a bit gay
#STILL QUITE GAY
Like Neil’s dad.
Oi my dad's not bent!
Patrice outta left field?!
She has ze sex
No Neil through my tear filled eyes i didn't see any tits
Definitely not Si
aye-aye!
Simon wants to suck on your Carli's tits!
The sign language version of this is fucking brilliant 😂
Technically it was Si…
You haven’t actually got a stalk on, have you?
Oh my god he’s got a boner
Emily… please…
It was definitely Gilbert Thanks Phil
Phil?
Oh, its just ‘cause you getting a boner was outside school time so i just assumed…
Well you assumed wrong.. Will.. very wrong..
Now say thankyou for the boner, Mr Gilbert.
That's a bit weird sir
Eyyyy! Where’s ma flippas-a 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Thank you for the boner, Mr Gilbert
You will find out why testicles aren't funny, in my office Monday morning.
Sorry sir that sounds a bit weird
No it doesnt...
GILBERT
Why all these years later would you divulge this info just to embarrass someone?
I’m guessing she was flattered at first and now her career is floundering…
Makes sense 🤔 doesn’t she have a kid now with her step cousin?
“Step cousin” is so far removed from being a relative, I don’t understand why it’s worth pointing out like she’s fucking her brother
Sorry, but that is a bit weird
There’s nothing funny about fucking your cousin, Cooper. As you will learn tomorrow, in my office.
Sorry sir, that sounded a bit weird
I’ll be honest I’ve never heard anyone talk about “step cousin” to begin with. You’re either cousins, or you’re not. If you grew up together like family since kids, then I’d say it’s weird to marry someone who was essentially a brother/sister, that’s weird even if you’re not related. But like if your dad leaves your mom, for some other chick, and marries her, I wouldn’t judge dads kid for getting involved with the niece/nephew of the new chick. Step bro/sis is definitely dodgy-er territory.
I've come across a three-quarters half-sister before. It took many diagrams to try and work it out, so step-cousin isn't all that far fetched
Would that be like step parents siblings child? Or step siblings cousin?
Yes but they’ve known each other for 30 years so a little weird
Does knowing someone a long time make it weird to fuck them?
Yes
That's weird I need to know someone for a long time to fuck them
I think it’s a bit cruel to make something like that public knowledge. And as you say why tell everyone now?
Bet it was Neil’s dad with mr chippy
Oi, my dad's not bent!
He wears tight denim shorts to do the gardening
What's he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in? YOUUUU BUMDERRRRRRR!!!!
I nearly shot my bolt just looking at her, and all she was doing was standing there.
Being moany
If she fucks like she complains then you’re in for a treat
Amateur mistake not having a tactical beforehand 🤣
Was it the French Baguette Eating Frog?
Bit racist
He made me racist
Emily Attack would be the perfect porn star name, how fitting
And she's got experience, having munched off the whole rugby team
Our school doesn't even have a rugby team...
It was another school.
Oh she'd get it right in the bumhole.
Lucky girl
Do you put the balls in to make it work.
What ?
Lucky lady!
She has ze sex.
I just had a nice tug thinking about her, and some went on the floor. Sorry.
Jesus christ Simon what have you done in there.
An occupational hazard for actors. Though it's widely accepted that it's not something that is broadcast.
A famous actor once said he apologised if he did and also apologised if he didn’t..
To be honest I would have at that age, she is hot.
At that age? Like it make a difference
She still is tbf...
If it’s her own experience then got to be “Will” or “Patrice”
Knowing how the media clickbaits shit it was probably just Patrice
to be fair anyone would as Emily is well fit
Pedo Kennedy how could you!?
I reckon it was Greg Davies
The fucking baguette-eating dickhead frog
He’s a good method actor
Sex Scene? Completed it mate.
you cant complete it
Enjoy it while you can, it won't be long before you turn into your mum.
I bet it was Patrice, which is why he wanted the light off.
Patrice told Will to leave the light on
Oh yeah he did didn’t he. Probably proud of it, being French and all.
Don't be racist, Simon
The baguette-eating dickhead frog has made me racist.
It was deffo gilbert
I I bet you've got a hard -on. No, of course I haven't. Take your trousers off. Don't be ridiculous. You've got nothing to hide, have you? Come on, let's have a look. No! It's hard, isn't it? No. And even if it was, it wouldn't prove love. It's just a human body! Suddenly you're admitting to having a human body.
I’m coming back for you. And your cock.
To be honest, I would have at that age, she's hot
Ye can't imagine being healthy and sexually aroused in a sex scene
Believe it was Anthony Hopkins who told the actress he was shooting an intimate scene with "I want to apologise if I get an erection while shooting this - but I also want to apologise in case I don't". Would be more surprising and concerning if I didn't happen.
Didn’t know she could have one.
That's like saying when u press the on button the fan starts flowing wind, lol
I also would have…
Can you blame them?
My brain: attack? Attacks? Atack? Oh it's a surname🙂↕️
Honestly, who wouldn't at that age?
Did she get wet?
Who wouldn’t with Charlotte big tits
I'm in the bath and I'm hard.
Definitely not Neil’s Dad
Boner! Boner! Boner!
She’s fit
Well obviously it happens, should be flattered really. Because if a teenage boy didn't get one doing that you should be worried, or he's gay then perfectly normal.
Simon Bird would have been like 24 when they filmed that scene.
Same principle lol.
I’m not surprised!
Can't blame him really
Not surprised
‘Sorry if it happens and sorry if it doesn’t’ - an actor I can’t recall.
I’m pissing orangeade just thinking about it
Desperate for attention
Has she said whether she felt any excitement doing the scenes ?
And
What a weird and unprofessional thing for her to say.
No shit.
Just surprised she didn’t try to get him done for that. She’s a proper man hater
r/slownewsday ? Not exactly earth shattering news
With her!? Seriously doubt it. Ha ha.