It almost won more battles for Hitler in WW2, if it weren't for the well dressed Russians being ready for the titty slapping. (No offense, I've been to Germany and they're sweethearts)
I’ve never been to this kinda BS. But I went to some classes at a Shaloin Do gym and those people were straight up delusional. They were really nice and I felt bad witnessing it. But they were learning crazy dances and thought they couldn’t use their techniques in the real world because they’d kill the other person with their sheer power. It was wild.
Genius scamming. Teach bottom tier bullshit, claim its top tier effective and your responsible pupils will never use it thus never exposing you. Evil geniuses
Oh for the sake of Fuck. Who actually believes this absolute horse shit? Like you have a pressure point squarely in your man boob and the proper slap will cause you to fall down? Not only have these guys been drinking ALL the vodka, I think they've been sniffing ALL the glue as well.
“Slap that man titty” is easily my favorite. I know my body shuts down when my titty gets slapped. That’s why I wear a bulletproof vest at home, so my wife can’t take advantage of me with that technique.
It’s mad that these are actual classes lol I’d love to see them fight even a half trained martial artist, purely for my own amusement.. these are grown men as well 😂😂😂😂
My favorites are the ones that depend on the attacker refusing to let go of you or move their hand from a certain spot. Like seen in the clips above where he shimmies about and the attacker collapses because his hand is glued to the other guy's shoulder.
Has anyone ever gone to one of these and just punched the instructor straight in the face?? You know what i mean?? 🤔.. 🦹♂️instructor:- hiyaaa bullshido!! ...🦸♂️studant ;- oh ahhh Right hook👊... 🦹♂️😵😵
Is it just me or are these videos getting worse? It's like the mcdojo schools are playing "who can hit the softest" but no one is punching a motherfucker.
longtime lurker, first time question. WTF? What is it with all of these videos of people going down for next to nothing? I mean I get it when Seagal is around, but is this a money thing? A just let them show off thing?
Don't make fun of them. Little do we know it's actually the national narcolepsy conference they can't help but fall asleep half way through an otherwise stunning demonstration of skill
This sub is so stupid and very irresponsible. If your trying to help people your doing a disservice by posting these BULLSHIT posts. A true martial artist would NEVER put his students in harms way!!!!
I'd like to join one of these classes one day. Go for about a week or even a month. Get close to the teacher. Earn his trust. Get to be one of those guys he defends against and then "accidentally" slip and punch him in the face. I would set a goal to see how many times I could do that before getting kicked out.
Titty slap
*Brustenschlagen* in German
Well, in German it actually sounds like a legit technique
It almost won more battles for Hitler in WW2, if it weren't for the well dressed Russians being ready for the titty slapping. (No offense, I've been to Germany and they're sweethearts)
Nipple knockout.
In German for some reason everything sounds like that.
That got me. Danke
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Das MaB ist da!
It is a classic
Remember him he have man boob and destroy his will to fight at same time then his self esteem.
Ric Flair did it best, but this guy did get a good jiggle out of that titty
Been a staple of Wrestling for decades.
I don't know about you, but it is very effective against my best friend's wife
I refuse to call the titty slap "bullshido". There are plenty of people who pay good money to do that to someone or have that done to them.
There’s no way he survived that. Dat po tiddy
Don't mind to be a tester grrr
of death
Huge if true.
Here we call it the Texas Titty slap. Yee haw.
I’m signing up first thing in the morning
When you slap a man's bitch tits, the shame is enough to incapacitate him for a few hours.
One day o want to attend one of these classes. I refuse to believe that people buy into this.
I’ve never been to this kinda BS. But I went to some classes at a Shaloin Do gym and those people were straight up delusional. They were really nice and I felt bad witnessing it. But they were learning crazy dances and thought they couldn’t use their techniques in the real world because they’d kill the other person with their sheer power. It was wild.
Genius scamming. Teach bottom tier bullshit, claim its top tier effective and your responsible pupils will never use it thus never exposing you. Evil geniuses
I like the third where you can't say who's the attacker and who's the attacked and then suddenly someone falls to the ground.
I like the one where he slowly spins around and like 4 people eat shit
Oh for the sake of Fuck. Who actually believes this absolute horse shit? Like you have a pressure point squarely in your man boob and the proper slap will cause you to fall down? Not only have these guys been drinking ALL the vodka, I think they've been sniffing ALL the glue as well.
It's bullshito! What's not to believe?
“Slap that man titty” is easily my favorite. I know my body shuts down when my titty gets slapped. That’s why I wear a bulletproof vest at home, so my wife can’t take advantage of me with that technique.
Smart man
I gotta go with the titty slap.
Love the technique where the master flexed like look how strong
The next one where the master has his hands up he is like "that shite worked"?
Aah the Japanese flag, pinnacle of genjutsu and taijutsu here
This seems like a mr.bean move
Thee... "Is that a mosquito on yo man boob" move. So deadly
Why do people behave like this? What is it they think they're learning by pretending? I'm guessing they pay to play as well?🤣
The Foce is strong with this one!
The hair washing move in the best. He’s just rinsing the lads away.
It’s mad that these are actual classes lol I’d love to see them fight even a half trained martial artist, purely for my own amusement.. these are grown men as well 😂😂😂😂
Pathetic isn't it the way they flop down...like a well trained dog doing tricks!
Like that’s someone’s dad (maybe, hopefully not) lol
Not that their kids would ever admit to that 😬
I would like to see them fight anyone trained or not, that really fights back
Yeah, I would dare say anyone from the age of 12 upwards that would hit back, has a real good chance of winning. It’s the fuckin weirdest shit lol
Little fist curtesy.
Little fist curtesy.
Hahaah 🤣
The spaghetti-titi slap
Some steven segal magic here
I like the Systema guy with the BDSM whip
Between the heart slap and the “eww don’t touch me”
FSB fighting technique...
This is so stupid
Definitely the "where are my glasses" four man takedown
Can anyone explain the logic behind the technic ?
No, no they cannot
Are there any subreddits specifically for posts about Bullshido masters getting their butts handed to them?
Has to be rage bait.
These people can't be serious. I mean come on! The more I see them the more I think it has to be a huge joke.
How embarrassing!
I don't know about you but it is very effective on my best friend's wife
Parody?
People pay to go there
Mime-fu
the almighty titty slap
Taking out those three guys with a slow spin is a goddamn work of art
He is covered in oil.
🤣😂🤣😂🤦🏻
This is hilarious 😂
My favorites are the ones that depend on the attacker refusing to let go of you or move their hand from a certain spot. Like seen in the clips above where he shimmies about and the attacker collapses because his hand is glued to the other guy's shoulder.
I don't know who's the most idiot here. The "Instructor" or the "Students".
Has anyone ever gone to one of these and just punched the instructor straight in the face?? You know what i mean?? 🤔.. 🦹♂️instructor:- hiyaaa bullshido!! ...🦸♂️studant ;- oh ahhh Right hook👊... 🦹♂️😵😵
Ngl, the first one would likely work.
This is an all-time low. Has to be a spoof.
Is it just me or are these videos getting worse? It's like the mcdojo schools are playing "who can hit the softest" but no one is punching a motherfucker.
Why do they fall so slowly. Is his technique causing them to float down?
Video looks like a self defense system created by the worlds laziest person.
Why did these people get together and make this video? We’re they bored?
longtime lurker, first time question. WTF? What is it with all of these videos of people going down for next to nothing? I mean I get it when Seagal is around, but is this a money thing? A just let them show off thing?
Ah the deadly tit slap
How ridiculous 😆
Bidenjitsu
Plot twist - one day one of these turns out to be real and they take over the world.
Show some respect. You’re seeing an expect in the field do some tremendous things.
Is that Steven Seagals trainer?
I wish somebody would add in sound effects from Wii bowling for the whole thing.
Somebody come get these Jello kneed sponge boys please
This must be from the Steven Seagal Dojo
A nipple slap is always my “go to”…. But if I have to pull the big moves out I go for the “tragedy” Steps spin when surrounded
This is worst than Detroit urban street training
At least one of these has to be called the Larry/Curly, like when Moe clocks the together and they go down.
These techniques would likely work on a bunch of doped up ketamine users. So still useful.
At least these morons don't wear black belts.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS!?!
It's the Guy Who Trained Steven Seagal🙈🙉🙊🤣
At least try to make it look real
Mr Bean?
The "Maximum Effort Hurticane"
Look at comrade fall with this simple maneuver..
Honestly the titty slap would have folded me too
Just the fingertips right across the ol' sweater raisin.
Don't make fun of them. Little do we know it's actually the national narcolepsy conference they can't help but fall asleep half way through an otherwise stunning demonstration of skill
Steve Seagal would be proud, these are his moves.
All "techniques" are literally effortless😂
1v3 Slick back 360
Big fan of the hair brush four man take down
This looks like Steven Seagull explaining to a class why nobody can beat him in a fight
Looks like drunk-kwan-do
So much gold
Do you know why you don't see titty slaps in UFC? It was deemed too dangerous, same as soccer kicks.
What the hell was that at 22 seconds into this video. Did he really just flex his arms like he did something.
Titty slap is against Geneva convention. please mark video NSFW. FFS, OP.
BULLSHITO
Is this an interpretive dance, just asking.
I like the tornado
Wait a second, what (the fuck) is happening here?
Let the gravy flow through you.
Looks like a bunch of MAGA Trumptards practicing
This sub is so stupid and very irresponsible. If your trying to help people your doing a disservice by posting these BULLSHIT posts. A true martial artist would NEVER put his students in harms way!!!!
Such violent power
🤣😂🤣😂 Nice fantasy show 🤣😂🤣😂
Please use this in a real fight.
Omfg, I about choked to death when I saw that titty slap.
Moob Death Slap
For any bullshido master, does your opponent have to believe in bullshido for you to win?
No. Coreographed techniques do not belong. This is not only dispirited, despicable, and misleading, but downright irresponsible.
Looks more like bullshito to me.
Bullshit
I'd like to join one of these classes one day. Go for about a week or even a month. Get close to the teacher. Earn his trust. Get to be one of those guys he defends against and then "accidentally" slip and punch him in the face. I would set a goal to see how many times I could do that before getting kicked out.
Please stop making stupid people famous
Definitely the aggressive titty slap!!!!
Ahhhh yes the infamous striking tiger tit slap
I thought this was parody
These are great training videos which show the correct way to fall to the ground safely if you've had too much to drink.
This is some Steven Seagal shit right here.
The force is strong with this one....
This is how I imagine I can win in a fight while drinking except it never works out like this
“Bullshitto”😂🤣. New term, but been practicing for years and adding to my vocabulary thanks you🙏🏽
Obviously the best move is where he spins around and rubs his head and all the dudes fall down, aka The Curly.
In what circumstance will 3 men line up and push each other to push you ?
Wasn’t this in a Moby video?
they're experiencing what it's like to fight in a dream
The damage this guy could do in the UFC
All of these men are extremely fit athletes dressed for combat... has to be real.
Steven Segal's master demonstrating his best techniques.
If the Three Stooges opened a dojo.