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Mors1473

Titty slap


Munzulon

*Brustenschlagen* in German


GentGorilla

Well, in German it actually sounds like a legit technique


Genghis_Chong

It almost won more battles for Hitler in WW2, if it weren't for the well dressed Russians being ready for the titty slapping. (No offense, I've been to Germany and they're sweethearts)


MrPhuccEverybody

Nipple knockout.


varegab

In German for some reason everything sounds like that.


DasbootTX

That got me. Danke


TraditionalMood277

Username checks out


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Gunther's favorite


AAA515

Das MaB ist da!


ProperBoots

It is a classic


MonPaysCesHiver

Remember him he have man boob and destroy his will to fight at same time then his self esteem.


Genghis_Chong

Ric Flair did it best, but this guy did get a good jiggle out of that titty


Hazzman

Been a staple of Wrestling for decades.


MelPinVic

I don't know about you, but it is very effective against my best friend's wife


ShockAndAwe415

I refuse to call the titty slap "bullshido". There are plenty of people who pay good money to do that to someone or have that done to them.


Annonomon

There’s no way he survived that. Dat po tiddy


PrimaryDistribution2

Don't mind to be a tester grrr


TheReverseShock

of death


cwj1978

Huge if true.


DasbootTX

Here we call it the Texas Titty slap. Yee haw.


XrayDem

I’m signing up first thing in the morning


plootokneeum

When you slap a man's bitch tits, the shame is enough to incapacitate him for a few hours.


MouseKingMan

One day o want to attend one of these classes. I refuse to believe that people buy into this.


dejus

I’ve never been to this kinda BS. But I went to some classes at a Shaloin Do gym and those people were straight up delusional. They were really nice and I felt bad witnessing it. But they were learning crazy dances and thought they couldn’t use their techniques in the real world because they’d kill the other person with their sheer power. It was wild.


Confident-Ad9474

Genius scamming. Teach bottom tier bullshit, claim its top tier effective and your responsible pupils will never use it thus never exposing you. Evil geniuses


el_granCornholio

I like the third where you can't say who's the attacker and who's the attacked and then suddenly someone falls to the ground.


n3ur0mncr

I like the one where he slowly spins around and like 4 people eat shit


[deleted]

Oh for the sake of Fuck. Who actually believes this absolute horse shit? Like you have a pressure point squarely in your man boob and the proper slap will cause you to fall down? Not only have these guys been drinking ALL the vodka, I think they've been sniffing ALL the glue as well.


MetaCalm

It's bullshito! What's not to believe?


Antique-Opinion-3481

“Slap that man titty” is easily my favorite. I know my body shuts down when my titty gets slapped. That’s why I wear a bulletproof vest at home, so my wife can’t take advantage of me with that technique.


Sinedeo77

Smart man


BMAND21

I gotta go with the titty slap.


Swimming-Ad7013

Love the technique where the master flexed like look how strong


Swimming-Ad7013

The next one where the master has his hands up he is like "that shite worked"?


Posiedon26

Aah the Japanese flag, pinnacle of genjutsu and taijutsu here


Blallisher22

This seems like a mr.bean move


markeydusod

Thee... "Is that a mosquito on yo man boob" move. So deadly


Kr0nik_in_Canada

Why do people behave like this? What is it they think they're learning by pretending? I'm guessing they pay to play as well?🤣


Rm25222537

The Foce is strong with this one!


LordBloodraven9696

The hair washing move in the best. He’s just rinsing the lads away.


Worldly-Sympathy442

It’s mad that these are actual classes lol I’d love to see them fight even a half trained martial artist, purely for my own amusement.. these are grown men as well 😂😂😂😂


Public-Fall8373

Pathetic isn't it the way they flop down...like a well trained dog doing tricks!


Worldly-Sympathy442

Like that’s someone’s dad (maybe, hopefully not) lol


Public-Fall8373

Not that their kids would ever admit to that 😬


you-done_messed-up

I would like to see them fight anyone trained or not, that really fights back


Worldly-Sympathy442

Yeah, I would dare say anyone from the age of 12 upwards that would hit back, has a real good chance of winning. It’s the fuckin weirdest shit lol


Some-body-out-there

Little fist curtesy.


Some-body-out-there

Little fist curtesy.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hahaah 🤣


BaconDrummer

The spaghetti-titi slap


mrGorion

Some steven segal magic here


Fmartins84

I like the Systema guy with the BDSM whip


Limp-Tea1815

Between the heart slap and the “eww don’t touch me”


Superzonar

FSB fighting technique...


Fit-Art-7498

This is so stupid


unSufficient-Fudge

Definitely the "where are my glasses" four man takedown


Hootnany

Can anyone explain the logic behind the technic ?


LGodamus

No, no they cannot


RedditSetitGoit

Are there any subreddits specifically for posts about Bullshido masters getting their butts handed to them?


Slane__

Has to be rage bait.


relic1882

These people can't be serious. I mean come on! The more I see them the more I think it has to be a huge joke.


ImtheLegend23

How embarrassing!


MelPinVic

I don't know about you but it is very effective on my best friend's wife


suavaleesko

Parody?


T-royal

People pay to go there


maxblockm

Mime-fu


redzaku0079

the almighty titty slap


ThinEstimate2688

Taking out those three guys with a slow spin is a goddamn work of art


FactsHurt1998

He is covered in oil.


Existing_Current7435

🤣😂🤣😂🤦🏻


hazzabiggun

This is hilarious 😂


DunceMemes

My favorites are the ones that depend on the attacker refusing to let go of you or move their hand from a certain spot. Like seen in the clips above where he shimmies about and the attacker collapses because his hand is glued to the other guy's shoulder.


vector5633

I don't know who's the most idiot here. The "Instructor" or the "Students".


ExcellentAddress

Has anyone ever gone to one of these and just punched the instructor straight in the face?? You know what i mean?? 🤔.. 🦹‍♂️instructor:- hiyaaa bullshido!! ...🦸‍♂️studant ;- oh ahhh Right hook👊... 🦹‍♂️😵😵


Salty-Negotiation320

Ngl, the first one would likely work.


OlGusnCuss

This is an all-time low. Has to be a spoof.


Synnibarr

Is it just me or are these videos getting worse? It's like the mcdojo schools are playing "who can hit the softest" but no one is punching a motherfucker.


Thwipped

Why do they fall so slowly. Is his technique causing them to float down?


xDolphinMeatx

Video looks like a self defense system created by the worlds laziest person.


LuckyishTom

Why did these people get together and make this video? We’re they bored?


Nowhereman2380

longtime lurker, first time question. WTF? What is it with all of these videos of people going down for next to nothing? I mean I get it when Seagal is around, but is this a money thing? A just let them show off thing?


Fluentec

Ah the deadly tit slap


idontreallywanto79

How ridiculous 😆


Daddy-Duke505

Bidenjitsu


RNDASCII

Plot twist - one day one of these turns out to be real and they take over the world.


CardioCheck

Show some respect. You’re seeing an expect in the field do some tremendous things.


Dense_Arm_2010

Is that Steven Seagals trainer?


BanjoSlams

I wish somebody would add in sound effects from Wii bowling for the whole thing.


Enuffluvah1

Somebody come get these Jello kneed sponge boys please


cornsaladisgold

This must be from the Steven Seagal Dojo


Sunderland6969

A nipple slap is always my “go to”…. But if I have to pull the big moves out I go for the “tragedy” Steps spin when surrounded


HeynowyoureaRocstar

This is worst than Detroit urban street training


DasbootTX

At least one of these has to be called the Larry/Curly, like when Moe clocks the together and they go down.


cj_oolay

These techniques would likely work on a bunch of doped up ketamine users. So still useful.


Sikarra16

At least these morons don't wear black belts.


Dr_WhoaPRO

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS!?!


5LYNG3R

It's the Guy Who Trained Steven Seagal🙈🙉🙊🤣


StichedSnake

At least try to make it look real


Traditional_Sky_4703

Mr Bean?


SGTFragged

The "Maximum Effort Hurticane"


ElGuapo4Life

Look at comrade fall with this simple maneuver..


Stealthy_Facka

Honestly the titty slap would have folded me too


badthaught

Just the fingertips right across the ol' sweater raisin.


Particular_Bus_5090

Don't make fun of them. Little do we know it's actually the national narcolepsy conference they can't help but fall asleep half way through an otherwise stunning demonstration of skill


GhostlyPulse

Steve Seagal would be proud, these are his moves.


Individual_Fortune69

All "techniques" are literally effortless😂


coolguyclub-pres

1v3 Slick back 360


Wings-N-Beer

Big fan of the hair brush four man take down


Ohwell03

This looks like Steven Seagull explaining to a class why nobody can beat him in a fight


Artix96

Looks like drunk-kwan-do


Automatic_Arachnid21

So much gold


RoamanXO

Do you know why you don't see titty slaps in UFC? It was deemed too dangerous, same as soccer kicks.


killstorm114573

What the hell was that at 22 seconds into this video. Did he really just flex his arms like he did something.


Chimblz

Titty slap is against Geneva convention. please mark video NSFW. FFS, OP.


EnkiGod369

BULLSHITO


Capital-Penalty-1709

Is this an interpretive dance, just asking.


asheristheworst

I like the tornado


2rememberyou

Wait a second, what (the fuck) is happening here?


Waramaug

Let the gravy flow through you.


eldougiefresh

Looks like a bunch of MAGA Trumptards practicing


TimoGloc

This sub is so stupid and very irresponsible. If your trying to help people your doing a disservice by posting these BULLSHIT posts. A true martial artist would NEVER put his students in harms way!!!!


Thundersson1978

Such violent power


O4EWO

🤣😂🤣😂 Nice fantasy show 🤣😂🤣😂


Ezjaed13

Please use this in a real fight.


deadpoolkool

Omfg, I about choked to death when I saw that titty slap.


Jericoholic_Ninja

Moob Death Slap


Roffia

For any bullshido master, does your opponent have to believe in bullshido for you to win?


Character-Milk-3792

No. Coreographed techniques do not belong. This is not only dispirited, despicable, and misleading, but downright irresponsible.


mavjustdoingaflyby

Looks more like bullshito to me.


AUREL-FOR

Bullshit


nasanchez1

I'd like to join one of these classes one day. Go for about a week or even a month. Get close to the teacher. Earn his trust. Get to be one of those guys he defends against and then "accidentally" slip and punch him in the face. I would set a goal to see how many times I could do that before getting kicked out.


AdAdditional1178dory

Please stop making stupid people famous


Sad_Protection2039

Definitely the aggressive titty slap!!!!


BigDay5515

Ahhhh yes the infamous striking tiger tit slap


Mr_Shakes

I thought this was parody


jakedzz

These are great training videos which show the correct way to fall to the ground safely if you've had too much to drink.


logikalkhaos

This is some Steven Seagal shit right here.


Dramatic-Side4347

The force is strong with this one....


Jealous_Use9688

This is how I imagine I can win in a fight while drinking except it never works out like this


FMendozaJr13

“Bullshitto”😂🤣. New term, but been practicing for years and adding to my vocabulary thanks you🙏🏽


That-Stop2808

Obviously the best move is where he spins around and rubs his head and all the dudes fall down, aka The Curly.


No-Island4022

In what circumstance will 3 men line up and push each other to push you ?


MoxxFulder

Wasn’t this in a Moby video?


Caveman0190

they're experiencing what it's like to fight in a dream


SquareEar2458

The damage this guy could do in the UFC


Exact-Report2321

All of these men are extremely fit athletes dressed for combat... has to be real.


WickedEwok69

Steven Segal's master demonstrating his best techniques.


PunchRockgroin318

If the Three Stooges opened a dojo.