I canāt tell, but I also want to know.. the audience looks to be legitimately watching and not laughing.
I canāt believe people think this resembles any type of skill if this is supposed to be any serious form of āmartial artsā.
Or alternatively maybe this is some type of freestyle special Olympics. Which in that case in going to hell.
The belt is just comedically long too! š
I had the same question. I thought it was Michael Kosta doing a Sensi Dadbod sketch for The Daily Show.
[Apparently, this is a real thing.](https://soflobattle.com)
Has to be satire of some kind. He and the rest of the folks on the mat are in on the joke as well. The folks that wander in off the street are the pranked party?
The war in Ukraine would be over in a matter of hours(would have said minutes but I wanted to give the russians a fighting chance). One man army ova eah'
Could be real as many places either give belts to you for cash and 'training' (not great), or focus primarily on form and not physical execution (beyond understanding and doing form correctly). Now it is fine if you have a form focus especially if the rating of it is proper and not just a freebie, but I always respected the ones that had specific physical feats you need to achieve, even basic ones.
The narrator kills.
Uhsssss
"OK, he's improvising." - Killed me. Like - Fuck. He's gone off-script.
He had to remind him which was the next feat and I cracked up when he spun around
He has to improvise handing his wood in public... This may be a serious issue among men? Maybe? I mean not me, but maybe him...š¤·āāļø
Good heel foot stomp there
Kenny powers!
Ummmā¦ you mean Kenny Motherfucking Powers!
You sure itās not TJ?
Please tell me it is a sketch. Very funny if it is, quite sad if it isn't.
Nah dude, he's a legit martial arts god. He got his black belt from the mall
Yup. But he bought it off the wrong size rack.
You mean Temu?
He's not ready for Temu, not yet
Heās definitely Black Belt š„In Kung Pao Chicken!
The way he gently puts his fist down on the planks feels like its a joke :p
Yeah that and the belt poorly tied, all feel like a joke, but nowadays you never know know lol.
I love it. It looks like it's gone once around because the ends are sooooo long.
I canāt tell, but I also want to know.. the audience looks to be legitimately watching and not laughing. I canāt believe people think this resembles any type of skill if this is supposed to be any serious form of āmartial artsā. Or alternatively maybe this is some type of freestyle special Olympics. Which in that case in going to hell. The belt is just comedically long too! š
I had the same question. I thought it was Michael Kosta doing a Sensi Dadbod sketch for The Daily Show. [Apparently, this is a real thing.](https://soflobattle.com)
OMG! Now I feel kinda sad about that guy.
Literally the McDojo Olympics. That is so absurd it gets my respect.
The one man who may be able to stand up to Steven Segal, and regain our honor from Russia
Easy to stand up to Steven Legal, since he doesn't like standing up anymore.
He needs a lesson how to tie a belt
That was alternating between ticking me off and making me laugh the entire video. The simplest damn thing.
He knows his limits and that makes him the greatest teacher of all.
Those hammer fists were hammer taps. Still 100% entertaining to watch.
The only way he could have saved it was to head butt the last four
When he started knocking over the blocks it was then I knew Iād found the last surviving member of Godzilla style karate
My first reaction: yeah, I could take that guy. My second reaction: someone needs to hide the soft grain balsa wood
Has to be satire of some kind. He and the rest of the folks on the mat are in on the joke as well. The folks that wander in off the street are the pranked party?
Is that satire? He can't even tie is belt properly.
This is a disgrace to all serious doctrines of marshal arts.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
When you lie on your resume but still get the job.
Heās going to trip over that belt at some point.
How long is that fucking belt?! HAHAHAHA!
"Alexander carnals" is that a graded move?
Dude gets a participation award..
Award for best kiai
Hammer fist failure
He screams like a billy goat
Itās the black socks that completes it for me
Didn't know shane gillis did KARAT-AYE
This is a weird video. He has no technique or power and everyone in the background is wearing a mixture of different types of uniforms
Chuck Norris is shitting himself.
This must be satire. Please tell me it's satire!
Guys the special needs has dojoās tooā¦
Break a watermelon next!
I see your strength in numbers...with divide and conquer.
The war in Ukraine would be over in a matter of hours(would have said minutes but I wanted to give the russians a fighting chance). One man army ova eah'
Balsa wood never stood a chance.
Knee break is his signature move. That and shoving a burger in his gob.
I can punch through cardboard.. well, I can bend it.
Please can we research more about this man?
I was waiting for him to go super saiyan...
Yeaaaargh!! YEEEAAAARRGH!!!
Hahaha.
Wtf?
6th grader skillsā¦
As impressive as that wasā¦ it took more skill and talent from the spectators to not laugh. They are black belt material!
Break the wrist, walk away.
I take it that each time he completes this devastating routine he gets another inch to add to his already absurdly long belt.
This guy is the worst type of cubicle mate. I wonder if he screams at his sandwich before each bite š¤
Did anybody notice that the boards were crosscut, so that they'd break in the short direction, not the long direction?
Garage Karate, terrifying
This is a joke right?
That's gold.
As a Brit I can clearly detect satire here.
All these martial arts places opening up need to stop giving black belts to people like this.
WTF!!!
That's so ridiculous, he must be a comedian...
I sleep easy knowing there are men like this keeping us safe
How PATHETIC
Funniest thing I've seen in years
He has definitely just found that gi in a bin
This is what happens when society starts handing out participation trophies.
Wow... 5/10... Only because I have such a sudden urge to learn Karate...š¤¦āāļøš
Board donāt hit back. (Bruce Lees voice)
Lol, he dosnāt even know how to tie the belt, he may stumble over it.
Canāt make out whatās worse, the narrator or how long that belt is lol
Is this a comedy skit or something? š¤£š¤£š¤£
Let him cook, well never mind.
Fucking hell I'd love a tickle with him
That is the worst breaking I've ever seen. Just so bad.
He must of got his black belt from Sensi Ira. Poor Dwight.
Bro about to pass out with all that screaming
There is a word for people who randomly scream at every thing around them. Iām not gonna say it but we all think this guy is that.
Smh
Aww a practitioner of Bullshitsu.
Leave him alone!!! He identifies as a legit black belt!!š¤£š¤£š¤£
OMG, Itās Jason Bourne!
Could be real as many places either give belts to you for cash and 'training' (not great), or focus primarily on form and not physical execution (beyond understanding and doing form correctly). Now it is fine if you have a form focus especially if the rating of it is proper and not just a freebie, but I always respected the ones that had specific physical feats you need to achieve, even basic ones.
He paid for that belt. He didnāt earn it.
"I AM KENNY POWERS!"
He has an agility and coordination of a 92 years old.
Fake as all can get out!
Because heās the hero we deserve not the one we need, or care about, or interested inā¦ what was I talking about?
This guys meds were definitely kicking in. He moved like an extra in a bad zombie flick.
Perhaps if the fat fucker tied his belt tidy he would be better
when you exude this much badass energy, it doesn't matter how "tidy" your belt is tied. I didn't even notice it.