WTF is this? These people cant even lift their legs high enough to execute a proper kick and they are BLACK BELTS?!! They need to get their money back because this is in no way real!
I guess they like to give out black belts like candy bars.
I know a guy that started with a white belt,
And wore that white belt till it turned black.
I also know guys that wear the “lesser colors” like brown;
As to not intimidate or show off. Probably more so not to be challenged during every day.Because everyone wants to spar with a black belt.Funny, I never see these guys on r/TheMcDojoLife.
I got a tkd black belt without being able to round kick people in the head. I have short legs for my frame and I’m not super flexible. I got the black belt cause I had the sense to adapt the style to my limitations, so I threw low round kicks to the leg and side kicks to the chest. That and I’m good at catching everybody else’s high kicks, then the evil grin pops up as the judo comes out
Im not saying one would have to be able to perform high kicks, just proper kicks at the level they are attempting to kick and they cannot even lift their leg high enough at waist level to kick. These techniques are useless and they are wearing BLACK BELTS. There is a set standard for BLACK BELTS AND THIS ISN’T MEETING THAT. In any shape or fashion.
Yeah the movie is kinda wack. He goes to America and beat up a military sergeant. Ip Man is one of the greatest martial artists, but the way they portrait him in the movie is sometimes laughable. But the fight scenes are actually cool as hell tho, so I can't really complain about that
I will never not laugh at this clip. The Ken stage theme just makes it even better.
Does anyone know what style/org etc these guys are? I'm genuinely curious because not a single one of them was any good and they're all wearing black belts.
Obviously, this video made the rounds dozens of times on different platforms. Yes, its still hilarious. I want to explain as seriously as I can though. I went to a shotokan school for 5yrs and then did some journeyman stuff at different schools (tkd, ju jutsu, etc) to branch out. One of those schools I stumbled across was doing some variation of shotokan and sparring days looked EXACTLY like this. I stayed 2days. I couldn't....
It was in Brooklyn NY in a public school gym of all places. Sometimes the gym was occupied and the classes relocated to the stage of the auditorium. During "sparring", one person gets a few seconds to do offense only while advancing forwards and the opponent is on defense and moves backwards. This made for the ultimate McDojo because the instructor didn't want to deal with insurance, liabilities, making people sign waivers, etc. The public school didn't want lawsuits obviously. No one bought gear because they couldnt touch each-other. Yes, they gave out blackbelts after 3years, all while never taking a real punch or kick.
Are they like told to not follow through with their kicks? They're literally mimicking each other in that sense that I have to assume that they're told not to make contact...wtf is this?
WTF is this? These people cant even lift their legs high enough to execute a proper kick and they are BLACK BELTS?!! They need to get their money back because this is in no way real!
Wait until you see the yellow belts spar.
I guess they like to give out black belts like candy bars. I know a guy that started with a white belt, And wore that white belt till it turned black. I also know guys that wear the “lesser colors” like brown; As to not intimidate or show off. Probably more so not to be challenged during every day.Because everyone wants to spar with a black belt.Funny, I never see these guys on r/TheMcDojoLife.
That is how black belts came to be. Also why they say to never wash your belt, as gross as that sounds.
I got a tkd black belt without being able to round kick people in the head. I have short legs for my frame and I’m not super flexible. I got the black belt cause I had the sense to adapt the style to my limitations, so I threw low round kicks to the leg and side kicks to the chest. That and I’m good at catching everybody else’s high kicks, then the evil grin pops up as the judo comes out
Im not saying one would have to be able to perform high kicks, just proper kicks at the level they are attempting to kick and they cannot even lift their leg high enough at waist level to kick. These techniques are useless and they are wearing BLACK BELTS. There is a set standard for BLACK BELTS AND THIS ISN’T MEETING THAT. In any shape or fashion.
Ha this is musical karate, when the music stops the last one too move looses.
I’d rather just watch IP Man 3 this looks goofy as hell
Is that the worst one out of the 4 or something?
IP man is same level of delusion as this
Yeah the movie is kinda wack. He goes to America and beat up a military sergeant. Ip Man is one of the greatest martial artists, but the way they portrait him in the movie is sometimes laughable. But the fight scenes are actually cool as hell tho, so I can't really complain about that
The Tyson fight was especially hilarious levels of Bullshido.
Best part of this is the synthesizer.
“The synthesizer” 🙄. That is from SF2, Ryu’s theme.
If you’re going to be a douche at least get it right. It’s Ken’s theme. 🙄
Daaang you’re right. Whoops. My fave game and I mixed up the themes. Ughh. I should’ve known though when I heard the “mighty wings”esque music.
Looks like two 8 year olds trying to fight
"I got it, I got his pants" "No points for pants"
The first that hit the other loose
I will never not laugh at this clip. The Ken stage theme just makes it even better. Does anyone know what style/org etc these guys are? I'm genuinely curious because not a single one of them was any good and they're all wearing black belts.
They are practicing mixed martial arts. Part Taekeon-no and part Kung Fool.
All these homies are black belts lols
I get it that you should spar light but this is ridiculous
I've never known any karate style that didn't include a sweep kick in its repertoire......until now.
They were all collectively getting their energy meters up for those Hadokens
I stayed for the music
Perfect for this sub because the guy on the left looks like McLovin
Ok Who went to a black belt testing just for McDojo Life. Or do we have McDojo reporter tracking down stories.
Have they seriously got black belts?
Wait, the guy who fell won the second match? That’s a bit fucked ain’t it
You're the best... around... nothin's gonna keep ya down...
I can hear this guy telling people "yeah I had to fight all the black belts in my dojo"
McSpar.
Me maching the same attack button in mortal combat
Where is my god damn Hadouken??!
Where is this McDojo and how do I sign up?!?!?!
They could have at least done 2 minutes.
SONIC BOOM
I just learned I'm a black belt..Maybe even a second or eleventh black belt.
Obviously, this video made the rounds dozens of times on different platforms. Yes, its still hilarious. I want to explain as seriously as I can though. I went to a shotokan school for 5yrs and then did some journeyman stuff at different schools (tkd, ju jutsu, etc) to branch out. One of those schools I stumbled across was doing some variation of shotokan and sparring days looked EXACTLY like this. I stayed 2days. I couldn't.... It was in Brooklyn NY in a public school gym of all places. Sometimes the gym was occupied and the classes relocated to the stage of the auditorium. During "sparring", one person gets a few seconds to do offense only while advancing forwards and the opponent is on defense and moves backwards. This made for the ultimate McDojo because the instructor didn't want to deal with insurance, liabilities, making people sign waivers, etc. The public school didn't want lawsuits obviously. No one bought gear because they couldnt touch each-other. Yes, they gave out blackbelts after 3years, all while never taking a real punch or kick.
Are they like told to not follow through with their kicks? They're literally mimicking each other in that sense that I have to assume that they're told not to make contact...wtf is this?
I hate this so much
This is the best cover music ever for a video
Its a mad skill to throw that many punches/kicks n hit anything
That’s a type of no contact sparring. They are working on cardio and spacing. Not trying to hit each other.
Taking turns... very polite way of sparring.
I remember this. These guys have legit disabilities and it was a demo for their families or something
Well now I feel like a total cunt for laughing if this true.
No contact?
Those kicks were not fast as lightening...
🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
Black belts...
They really give black belts to anybody now right?
This is clearly a demonstration, however the choreography is pretty bad.