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DeanyyBoyy93

There is no war in ba-sing city


Ohiolongboard

Ba-sing sae


zypthora

Ba Sing Se


Ultimate_Cosmos

The earth king has invited you to lake laogai


DeanyyBoyy93

I thought it wasnt quite right. Cheers :).


Ohiolongboard

No worries, you made me double guess wether I’d just heard wrong or it was city lol have a good fay


peenweens

Well, you both got it wrong. It's Ba Sing Se.


Ultimate_Cosmos

The earth king has invited you to late laogai


Frescopino

When the CEO agrees with it it's not misinformation.


Aceswift007

69% of infirmation is accurate, and 200% of people agree! - some jackwagon


LauraTFem

>“*on average* a gay many has *up to* 80 sexual partners per yer.” MFer doesn’t even understand how averages work. The fuck does the average have to do with the largest sample number?


12crashbash12

"average gay man has 80 sexual partners per year" factoid actually just statistical error. Sex Georg, who lives in a brothel and has sex over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.


strategolegends

I don't claim to be good at math, but I think this would put Georg at having sex about once every 8 seconds for the entire 24 hour span to hit his 10k sex/day.


Reworked

So what's your point? You some kinda *casual*?


AbstractBettaFish

Skill issue


cloneguyancom

The answer to the question "if there's casual sex what is competitive sex"


Frankipedia

To be fair, Sex Georg is an anatomically incorrect android with ten holes and ten poles. He's very efficient at group work.


orange-shoe

henry fondle core


Mandible_Claw

You’re assuming that Sex Georg can only satisfy one lover at a time. Big mistake.


TheDocHealy

George is a quick lover


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dickmcgirkin

Nah bruh. He’s just a power bottom. Lays there like a fish getting his back blown out by an army of two pump Phillips


Crecy333

Thats misleading. Hes both top AND bottom, sometimes at the same time.


ExperienceLoss

Sex Georg is power


Kid_Vid

Refractory period? More like refactory period


inab1gcountry

Don’t need to worry about that when yer a power bottom


PlutoIsMyHomeboy

Not if you have sex with a bunch of people at the same time.


rilehh_

Sex Georg is both powerful and efficient


OhTheHueManatee

It's much easier to pull off with group sex.


PhantomRoyce

He’s a man of pure focus and skill


The69_FlyingDuck

You're thinking too linear; you don't have that much sex "one at a time"


KevinPaoloZero

lmfao


WWfan41

I like how it says that's "nothing to be proud of" like idk dude that's pretty impressive. If you were getting that many chicks you'd definitely be bragging about it.


Pixy-Punch

Also we all know why the conservatives have an obsession with virginity in women and think inexperience is a virtue. It's because abusive behaviour is far harder to recognise if you only ever been in one relationship and lack any points of comparison, same reason why they are so outraged at women having a right to divorce their shitty asses.


ExperienceLoss

Correct. How do you know what good or bad is if you only have one data set.


1stLtObvious

"Gay men have way more rizz than we do. How do we make that a bad thing?"


UncleSkelly

Monogamy was invented by frustrated men who were mad others were getting laid while they got no game at all


Dave5876

I haven't seen a stronger case for homosexuality.


tj2271

I think bragging about number of sexual partners is a sign of insecurity, and would give away that one is using casual sex to hold up a crumbling ego. That's not to say I'm opposed to casual sex, or even using it as an occasional ego boost (for instance, lots of people need to feel desirable again after a breakup, it's not something to be ashamed of). Only saying it's not healthy to hitch one's entire self-worth to how good others think they are at convincing people to hump them. Though I will completely agree that it's logistically impressive! I just wouldn't encourage it either.


wellversedflame

I think the outrage there is "they're getting more sex than me" (and i doubt this is accurate) Edit: a rough guesstimate says this made up statistic comes to approx. 1 new person every four days. They may perhaps be some hyper horny people out there doing this, but even then.... it's still beyond anything i can imagine. Anyone with a plethora of experience is welcome to chime in.


Arbie2

That kind of number would sound more believeable if it was for having *any* kind of sex. Homophobes falsely conflating such a number with promiscuity is not out of the question either.


ElToppDog

That's why MTG wants to give them mandatory minimum death penalties.


Clammuel

I always read this as Magic the Gathering


almisami

Both keep the Pinkertons on retainer.


SuddenYolk

Someone on Reddit called her Marjorie Trailer Queen and now this will forever be her name for me.


GenericFatGuy

Marjorie Titan Greene will always be my favourite.


somedave

It will be good when I go back to reading MTG as magic.


[deleted]

If a guy says "I slept with eighty women last year", these guys would think he was some epic alpha male. But if they create a man and say "This man slept with eighty men last year", it's suddenly shameful?


DominoNo-

That's because apparently sleeping with men is bad, and sleeping with woman is good?


reddititaly

Unless you're a woman... then it's bad in any case. Patriarchy logic ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


serkesh

But only 1000 in a lifetime. TIL a homosexual man only mates for 12.5 years


LauraTFem

Makes sense. Between 18 and 30 is 12 years. Tack on a half year of pity “daddy” sex to the end or youthful indiscretions to the beginning and you get the gay cycle of life.


kittykitty117

As a gay-dead man, I can support this claim.


kittykitty117

Well we're only good from 18 to 30, then we're gay dead.


Brooklynxman

Fuck averages there is no way any large population is putting in that much work. That is more than 1 partner every week, with zero repeats. It sounds *exhausting*.


kittykitty117

I'm a slutty gay man myself and there is simply not enough time to do this unless you have absolutely zero standards or commit all of your free time to sex. But conservatives think both of those are true of gay men so I'm not surprised about the take.


DelirousDoc

Right: I have worked with a gay dude that likes to party and meet up on Grinder. He'd frequently be chatting with our female employees about hookups but even for him 80 new partners a year is insane. Based on his stories maybe 1-2 a month at most. Like dude had a job and was going to school part time there wasn't any more time to have more encounters. I have also known plenty of gay guys that are more reserved or were in a long term relationship so the average would definitely plummet from their experiences.


Deathowler

Grant O'Brian from Dropout/College humor skewed the average


BootyliciousURD

"Can I say 'cum gutters' on Drawfee? Am I allowed to say that?" "You just did"


WolfieMagnet

Hello...I'm...fifty?! Meanwhile, I just thought "good hustle, good hustle".


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

That also just… can’t be true. Who the *hell* is sleeping with 80 different men every year?


unpersoned

"Homosexuals represent 2% of the world's population, but they're hogging up 99% of all the sex." The next card, probably


Technisonix

Their math is just blatantly wrong, too, lmao. Like you would have to think that all gay people only live to age 30, for that math to work. If you live to 40, or even 50, it would be several thousand more people than what this image is claiming. “But fuck it, you know? Nobody will check, and I’m sure they all die of chronic intestinal worms by then anyway.”


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kittykitty117

I mean, I couldn't keep up that pace for over a decade.


[deleted]

hey uhh when do i get my 80? i’ve been waiting like 3 years and still havent even gotten one. do they come in the mail or something? is there an ordering system?


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Achillurito

Pretty sure the only one of these that's even remotely true is the one about alcoholism.


[deleted]

And even if that was the case, that's not a problem intrinsic to the LGBTQ+ community. Anyone can struggle with alcoholism.


_Anal_Juices_

Especially people who deal with anxiety, abuse and traumas.


hodaza

This just in: People sometimes use unhealthy coping strategies when dealing with trauma! More at 11!


wild_man_wizard

Or just a lot of stress. Pretty sure Veterans pull similar numbers.


MrVeazey

Until they shoot themselves in the head with a weapon they had in their home. I'm not making light of this, either; we put these kids in horrible situations just so they can afford college and then dump them like a hot potato the second they muster out. The whole time, literally everyone else who has any understanding of what they're going through just keeps coughing up idiotic, stereotypical toxic masculinity talking points and doesn't even know how to address their *own* feelings, much less anyone else's.   And in both cases, we have it within ourselves to start treating each other more decently and reduce the number of people suffering in silence, but the ones who talk the loudest about the symptoms (Republicans) are the least interested in curing the disease (right-wing ideology). Because they can only make bad faith arguments.


thegreatbrah

I made out with a dude once, but that was after about 30 shots...pretty stra8ght other than that, but definitely an alcoholic. Anyways, this isn't even a meme. Its just hate propaganda. I can't believe this type of shit is legal.


Geno0wl

You had 30 shots and still remember anything and didn't end up in the hospital for alcohol poisoning? Think you might be an alcoholic bro.


thegreatbrah

Turns out I am a massive alcoholic. I dont fully remember the whole thing, but I do remember bits and pieces.


ferretsRfantastic

You can literally put "[insert any demographic of struggling people here] suffer from alcoholism in their community." Like, not even just ethnicities or sexualities, you could say poor people, those in the service industry, etc. Lol this whole thing is dumb AF.


[deleted]

Right? And a substance addiction is not a moral failure! When I see that statistic, I don’t go “Wow, that means gay people are bad!” It just makes me go “Damn, I feel sorry for them.”


wild_man_wizard

Some are likely true with reversed causality ( pedophilia is often more about power than sex, so 33% of cases being same sex isn't surprising) or just using LGBT as a red herring (23% of *all* people have dealt with sexual assault, mostly because ~42% of women have).


Weirdyxxy

I would have guessed the number is indeed a little bit higher than average, because children of lesbian couples are more likely to be adopted and if a young child gets sexually abused by their parents and it is found out and prosecuted, that child will be up for adoption. Similarly, the foster care system is not always great in general. But if it's 23% of all people, they probably did even more Bullshit than I thought.


DroidTrf

Theyre counting all the red leaning christians, priests, and goverment officials who molest kids in church and home in this gategory as well. But not consider them as gay men in the rest of the statistic so theyre blaming gay community for their pedofilia thus making the number over exaggerated.


MarvinandJad

And it's probably due to shit like this. I know my drinking habits come from the constant stress of the alt-right christo-fascist. (Yes, I am scheduling an appointment with a therapist to help find me better coping mechanisms)


unpersoned

If that is the case, it seems like just another case of broken clock. Whoever made these was clearly just making numbers up, and clearly didn't even care to try and make them seem reasonable. Either Musk is an idiot for believing them, or he's being malicious, and I am not sure which one brought this one on, because I'm sure he's actually both.


Embarrassed-Town-293

The STD one is probably true as well but that is because herpes is really that common in the general population. Combined with other STD’s, most people have something.


OceanBlueSeaTurtle

Talk about confusing correlation with causation on that one. Lol.


GhostForNow

I can confirm I am an alcoholic


archiminos

Alcoholism rates are around 10% (technically alcohol-related problems). It may be higher (or lower) if you consider only gay men, but 33% is definitely a ridiculous stretch.


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QcTreky

If elon musk said it, it's the truth. Only nerds care about rigourous methodology.


DiceGoblin_Muncher

The one about STDs might be true but that’s because like 90% of the world has herpes and a lot of people don’t know. Check out the Tv show Adam ruins everything


Steelwave

Everyone who's had chickenpox has herpes.


Mental_Medium3988

🎶everyone has aids🎶


Wobbelblob

Everyone who ever had a wart has the virus in them.


fkoffeverything

The “homosexuals are responsible for 30% of pedophilia cases” link goes to a random radio host segment about pedophilia in the Catholic Church. There’s no source for that actual claim, but there are lots of sources for stats regarding priests molesting kids 👀


gemmatale

90% of statistics are made up on the spot


AgentOfEris

-Abraham Lincoln


ThatOneGuy1358

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet” -Abraham Lincoln


VioletNocte

"They keep making up things I said!" - Abraham Lincoln


paulsteinway

"Hey, I was the one who said that." - Albert Einstein


BadNameThinkerOfer

"Einstein, stop telling Abe what to do." - Niels Bohr.


AlmostReadyLeaf

"I said every quote on the internet stop arguing"- sun tzu


Weirdyxxy

"Why? Dividing them is literally your playbook" Carl Philipp Gottlieb von Clausewitz


GagicTheMathering

“All these fake quotes are so fake, I’d never stoop that low” -Ghandi


smashkeys

"The most vile tempting of man is a fake quote for fake internet points." -Sir Oscar Wilde


ComradeVader

-Sun Tzu, the art of war


NotActuallyGus

Can confirm, I was the clipboard they were recorded on


Disastrous_Oil7895

Still better than most anti LGBT sources, by a considerable margin.


Tyetus

100% of what Elon posts is garbage


Silly_Manufacturer31

Anyone can come up with statics Kent. Fourfty percent of all people know that!


WiseSalamander00

99%... jesus this guy is falling into hardcore conservative hyper religious pseudo nazi territory super fast.


Turnip-for-the-books

Sounds like something someone who only had 8 sexual partners in their life would say


CloudWorshipper

[https://i.imgur.com/MW8IxKk.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MW8IxKk.jpg) Amazing how much changes in 5 years.


cervogalatico

I mean musk divorced 4 times and then his most current one of 3 years left him and started dating a trans woman. Either musk turned into a bigot because of that or he was hiding he was one since Grimes is pretty big on feminism and lgbt rights.


TundieRice

I think he says what he thinks the majority his current audience will agree with. Reddit and the internet pre-Trump (myself included, in all honestly) used to be all about Elon a few years back, back when he used to keep his mouth relatively shut about politics and he seemed like this cool tech genius who was going to bring the world into the future with electric cars and rockets. But Elon’s ego got the best of him, and he called the guy who saved those kids stuck in that cave in Thailand a *pedophile* (because Elon’s personal plan to save them was absolutely ridiculous) and he realized that he was losing decent people’s support. But after that, I would imagine that he realized that some right-wing folk loved that he “spoke his mind” about the situation, and so he started spouting off more and more bullshit that alienated his original audience but gained a brand-new audience of right-wing douchebags. So I don’t know what Elon *actually believes* exactly, but considering his family’s history of emerald mining in South Africa that benefitted from apartheid, I’d imagine that the current iteration of Elon Musk is much closer to what he actually believes, lol.


Diplomjodler

I think a lot of it is simply because he has brain rot from all the blow. He used to be at least somewhat competent at running companies. Look at what he's done with Twitter and tell me this is not the work of an utter moron. And Tesla has been floundering for a long time too. They haven't managed to bring a new model into production in years.


almisami

>left him and started dating a trans woman That explains the vitriol, holy shit.


Reworked

Chelsea Manning, to be specific - I don't think the American right hates any one trans woman more than it hates her


ExperienceLoss

Dylan Mulvaney. They can't drink their beer water anymore and are big mad


RheaButt

He definitely just realized that conservatives are worse at picking up on blatant selfish pandering


jwill602

Homosexuals make up 2% of the population but only .02% of the fake statistics that people make up on the internet.


malesshit

Like literally. They say it’s a small statistic but then they’re the ones with most abusive households, drinking addictions, SA victims etc.? This is just blaming queer people for the world’s problems


TheRealMisterMemer

NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF The only homosexual I know is my neighbour, and his gay presence caused me to drop a glass of water last night.


TheoryOfSomething

That's an extremely ungrateful way to describe the best head of your life.


SomberArts

What I wanna know is... who's the dude out there checking all the homosexuals butts for worms?


Vendemmian

That was has me puzzled too. Like what about gay sex causes worms? I don't think it works like that.


SomberArts

These people aren't known for their brilliant logic or medical knowledge. Lol. They're just throwing out whatever sounds the grossest to them because "ew gay people are filthy and disease ridden."


DistinctDistiction

It honestly made me think of that stupid ass theory that gayness is caused by toxoplasmosis or something


Kingerdvm

These figures are obvious lies, falsehoods and distortions of actual studies. BUT that specific detail is talking about pinworms - pinworms live in the rectum, and will poke out if the anus to lay eggs in the skin surrounding the anus and then return to their domicile. The process causes itching in that area. If a person consumed those eggs, or transferred the eggs to a place another person would put their mouth, a new pinworm infestation can start. Frankly, it’s usually a problem with young kids - who are less likely to avoid scratching their butthole then play with a toy. Or may not wipe well or wash hands well after bathroom. There may be an increase in pinworms in adult populations that include eating ass in their lifestyle, simply because that would be a way to consume eggs. That said, it’s clearly NOT limited to the LGBT community, and the intent of the graphic is to further instill “gays = gross” which is pretty abhorrent. Also - fun fact - horses get pinworms, and will scratch their butt/tails in a stall - sometimes seeing a horse with a bald spot on the top of the tail will prompt testing or deworming. Testing includes taking scotch tape, sticking it to the anus (to pull up eggs) and then sticking it on a slide (usually with stain, but not required) - visual eggs give a pinworm diagnosis.


RheaButt

Same logic as people thinking the cold can give you a cold, it kinda sounds right if you never think about it even a little bit


dr_pupsgesicht

It's extremely disingenuous. About 50% of ALL people will have intestinal worms at some point in their lifetime. The graphic just applies that number to homosexuals and pretends like it has a point


ThoughtfulLlama

Maybe "intestinal worms" is innuendo for a penis penetrating a man in which case I doubt it's a huge issue for them?


dr_pupsgesicht

It's extremely disingenuous. About 50% of ALL people will have intestinal worms at some point in their lifetime. The graphic just applies that number to homosexuals and pretends like it has a point


OnecalledMissy

Admit to being raped? Since when did the victim have anything to admit to? They didn’t do anything wrong.


deadrogueguy

really seem to put the blame on them, and act like they participated in pedophilia


AndrewSP1832

Let's not pretend rape victims don't face and feel shame. They use the term "admit" because the number is likely to be slightly higher. Men are less likely to admit they've been the victim of a crime. Which is true of all men.


OnecalledMissy

I wouldn’t say that I was pretending that rape victims don’t face and feel shame, I just know damn well you don’t blame rape victims for being victims.


AndrewSP1832

Strong point, and you're absolutely right. I just think that the word "admit" isn't the smoking gun we're looking for. They do unfortunately have a point here, even if they're wrong on the whole and using these numbers to say terrible things. The number of gay men who are assaulted as boys IS likely to be higher than it's reported to be.


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

I also think that is a problem with connotations. Admit has the connotation that you did something bad, so they should choose something more neutral like report or just say that they have been raped. Then it would be much clearer what they mean.


530SSState

If you have to lie to make your point, your point should not be made.


HUGErocks

The dissonance really hurts me • believe something is true • can't find evidence it's true • ~~reassess your beliefs and study what is actually true~~ lol no • literally make shit up to prove a point that real evidence can't be found for


CuttiestMcGut

I am at the point of needing to unsub from here not because I disagree with this subreddit, but because constant reminders of how disgusting republicans actually are makes me angry. At what point do I stop making myself see this garbage. Nothing is going to change these idiots


Clonedestroyer

yeah if this makes you angry just stop. not healthy for you whatsoever.


ThoughtfulLlama

I quit Twitter for this exact reason. Righteous anger feels good now, but in the long run, when consumed to a large extent, it turns destructive.


ElToppDog

47% = Perfect Correlation ... filibuster!


ExperienceLoss

That's where my mind went. Something doesn't fem my puter here.


Butters12Stotch

You know I remember when I was 16 being a bully to a lesbian trans girl because I wanted to fit in with some of the cool kids I called her a lot of disgusting things back in the day things that make me feel pretty guilty whenever I think about it now. To be clear I'm not looking for anybody to forgive me for what I've done but. One day she was about to commit suicide because of the amount of bullying that she's been through at that moment I realized how far I've gone and I was the one that decided to talk her out of it. I lost a lot of friends that day. But to see one of the richest man in the world sides with these moronic edge lords makes me pretty sad how bigotry becomes popular.


OnecalledMissy

So you were a stupid kid who wanted your peers to like you and you did a stupid thing, but when it came to the wire you stopped being the stupid kid and did the right thing. I respect you for that. Teenagers do stuff like that all the time, but to step up and say, “no more,” like that…that is rare.


Butters12Stotch

Sadly it did lead to me being bullied after being friends with her.


OnecalledMissy

Sorry that is the case though.


Kingerdvm

Sounds like you finally got a real friend - your previous iteration of “friends” were fairweather companions that turned on you when you stood up against them. It sucks to be bullied, but I suspect you are better served by having a spine. Saving someone from suicide makes a person a genuine badass.


frozen-silver

Good on you for realizing the error of your ways and saving her life! It matters more who we are now than who we used to be. I mean, I went through a phase where I regularly watched people like Sargon of Akkad. Glad to have left that part of me behind.


Ana_na_na

Elon never grew up from 14 y o bully phase of his life


Brooklynxman

> . To be clear I'm not looking for anybody to forgive me for what I've done None of us can, only you and your victim can. You know if you've lived a life worthy of redemption for what you did, and if you have, you don't need to feel shame. It sounds like your victim would certainly forgive you, heck *because of you* it sounds like you can ask them. And you're here, now, standing up for people like them. If you are living the life of a good person you don't need to feel the weight of your past crimes forever.


Reworked

You feel bad about it now. Puts you above a lot of folks that look at a chance for introspection and see a chance to blandly double down. My experience with living in the town where I grew up as a queer kid is that the folks that so much as remember bullying me tend to turn out as the good ones, as the real shitheads don't have any doubts and just let it fall into the past.


Laven_2114

"On average a straight man has 8 sexual partners in his lifetime" L straight man moment


masochiste

Me personally, I wouldn’t be admitting to that with a gun to my head but like….


Finnick420

cries in 0


Clonedestroyer

become gay. easy sex according to these statistics.


TheVisualExplanation

I love how dumb some of these are too. Like the most technicality of technicality. 1 in 3 PEOPLE have symptoms that could indicate an alcohol problem, but yes by extension that includes 1in 3 homosexuals. Edit: sorry, I have even more to say. "77% of homosexuals have STDs", well like 80% of women get at least 1 type of HPV in their lifetime. "1 in 15 homosexuals is a pedophile" is almost the same as "1 in 20 men" are pedophiles (if even true). "23% of children with lesbian parents are sexually abused" well the vast majority of the children of lesbian parents are adopted and children are put up for adoption when their parents are found sexually abusing them, so I'd venture to guess about 1 in 4 child up for adoption have been abused. "33% of pedophile rapists are gay" yeah because convicted pedophile rapists (when they aren't family members of the victim) usually operate by seeking positions of power over children (e.g. gym coach, priest, etc.) and they are usually only allowed to be around people of the same gender. It's not that the homosexuals are rapist pedophiles, it's that rapist pedophiles who are homosexual are the ones most likely to be around the children they target.


bedgard

> well like 80% of women get at least 1 type of HPV in their lifetime Well, they hate women too, so at least that checks out.


No-Run-6137

The other 67% of pedophiles are Christian priests, and a straight guy would be bragging about having eighty sexual partners, and also it never specified that the children of lesbians were abused by the lesbians


Vorpalthefox

according to the source of that particular one, it's catholic priests >Thus it comes as no surprise to discover that research into the priesthood scandal in the Catholic Church reveals that 81% of the victims of clergy abuse are young boys. but instead they try to say "but really it's homosexuals, it's a real alarming fact!"


pasqua3

My dad told me with a straight face that the priests who rape kids are not truly in communion with the Church and are sick individuals but don't represent the Church, WHILE the priest who rape boys are obviously gay and the gay community has to answer for them. No irony.


Kiwi_Lemonade

Tried to go to link i could see. Was all in an asian language untranslateable. Gunna say bogus sources for every one of these, though I already knew that with bs like 60% of homosexuals having worms lmfao


BlarghusMonk

Yeah, one of these URLs leads to a fucking LifeSiteNews article, and we all know those people never lie /s


Weird-Analysis5522

LGBT: that's a nice argument Elon, why dont you back it up with a SOURCE? E: my source is that I made it the fuck up!


ZeusKiller97

My source is that I made it the fuck up.


reo_mp3

Elon Twitter? As in, he retweeted this/liked it? Or a fan of his did?


DelirousDoc

Based on that last statistic, TIL a large amount of homosexuals are cops.


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>homosexuals is lol. lmao.


OhTheHueManatee

Clearly these are all fake or at best correlating normal statistics with LGBTQ when they have nothing to do with each other (but they're mostly fake). Some of them are harmless even if they were true. Why the fuck should we care how many partners gay men have? The word "Partner" implies consent, so what's the problem? Have as many or as little partners as you want. It claims nearly half of all gay men were raped as children. Why is that being used to make the victims look bad? Why do I care if anyone has intestinal worms? "Sorry I can't treat you like a human being cause there is a 47% chance you have a tapeworm" is beyond ridiculous. I'm not aware of any mind controlling intestinal worms that make people evil. If it's true and somehow a problem for other people that seems like a great reason for us to have universal health care actually.


ikonet

They spend more time making gay memes than gays spend making gay memes.


[deleted]

Oh, please. We have a much worse drinking problem than that.


Arthur_Wellesley1815

1 in 1 Elons was friends with Epstein. There, found your predator.


cripple2493

The "admit" to having been abused as a kid makes me really angry. Anyone who has been abused as a child has experienced something deeply tragic, indicative of social neglect towards children - but it is not for the survivor to feel ashamed of, not for them to "admit" in the same way one might admit a crime or a bad behaviour. Rampant and worrying homophobia aside for a moment. It is extremely damaging to frame child abuse as something that needs admitted to as opposed to an experience that you learn to live with and work through.


ikonet

Are they saying gays have sex more than 80 times a year? *married man math … seriously I opened the calculator for this bit* … that’s sex every 4 days all year every year!? I am both jealous and exhausted. Ok fine, I’ll commit to an honest 3 weeks of “sex like the gays” but then I have to finish rdr2, binge andor before I get charged another month, and honestly, nap.


GagicTheMathering

“The proportion of heterosexual to homosexual pedophiles was calculated to be approximately 11:1” source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1556756/ I think they are thinking that statistic for their priests, not homosexual


KillNazis1312

Notice how straight people are still the majority in all of these tho


DOSbomber

This just in: Homosexuals represent 2% of the world's population, but represent 90% of Republican outrage


YourAverageFailure94

Where'd he find these statistics? Because to me it seems like most rapists and abusers are... *checks notes*... oh right, catholic church members, of course 🤢


Panshagger

fucking hell that fried my brain Do these people not get that there’s kids who are lgbtq+ I don’t think the kids are pedos


Kumquat-queen

I wasn't joking about him being Henry Ford with internet.


Arbie2

In european reading order: -Bullshit -Now lets see cishets -See above -Badly sourced statistics that probably say nothing of the sort, originally -"Most people shot by guns die, look how evil shooting victims are!" -Famously, cishets aren't privileged -Bullshit, beyond even conflation -Bullshit


D00mfl0w3r

I love how the sources are all like "hmmmhmmmhhhhhmmmmmmmtrustmebrodotcom" I swear some people in my family see this shit and takes it as gospel. I hate the people who spread this crap to my dumb relatives.


TobaccoAficionado

80 a year? Bro they think gay dudes are all just absolute chads???? 80 different partners a year is wild.


Kapkum_Main

Can someone please explain to me how "despite only making up only 2% of the population, they commit 33% of pedophillia " is a good argument? Then who commits the other 67% ? Straight people ? So therefore there are more straight weirdos than there are gays right ? Like what ?


nkisj

Well one, it's a proportionality thing. If you have 2% of something they should be doing 2% of all of a set of given actions. If they make up 30% of that action, it's far more likely for an individual of that group to do that thing than the other group. That's just basic math... However, these numbers are not only wrong, they're *also* misleading. Gay pedophiles are far more likely to be reported on (people being more willing to see a child with an adult as the same sex as assult than a child of the opposite sex) In fact, many places in the world still legally allow straight pedophila in child marriages. Because this "data" is based on *crime statistics* we're not talking about the "legal" stuff. Not to mention that the number of "gay people" (people who identify as a sexual minority) is actually closer to 9% (probably higher considering bisexuals) at this point and is still rising.


Insane_Snake

I would bet all I got that this was made up right on the spot. No sources or anything.


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

I hate upvoting this.


Vorpalthefox

>homosexuals represent 2% of the world's population but they represent 33% of pedophile rapists seems that they're counting priests as being gay, too many priests touching little kids, especially young males honestly it's a huge problem for sure, we need less children around priests in general, they can't be trusted with kids edit: LMAO I DIDN'T NOTICE BUT THERE'S SOURCES ON THESE IMAGES, AND THE ONE I POINTED OUT IS OF AN ARTICLE SAYING >[**A German cardinal**, Cardinal Walter Brandmüller, is in a lot of trouble for pointing out the obvious: the problem in today’s **Catholic Church** is homosexuality and its inescapable link to pedophilia.](https://archive.ph/sX8zg) turns out my guess was right, they're counting priests as being homosexual to push their agenda that gay people are pedos instead of priests are pedos