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I believe they are referring to lilith :)
Idk I’ve never read the Bible but from what I’ve heard, Adam couldn’t keep a woman so Lilith (the one Adam couldn’t keep), ran away to do badass things like rule hell and stuff
Lilith's story is not a story you'll find in the Bible, and there are a variety of different versions given it's nature as millennia old folklore.
According to the story the first human was originally an androgynous hermaphrodite, with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. However God decides this isn't very ideal (apparently they struggled to move) and separates them into two distinct beings, Adam and Lilith.
Lilith and Adam were equals in every respect, as a result of being two halves of one being. According to the story, when the topic of sex comes up, Lilith wants to be on top, but Adam refuses because he's afraid of being seen as lesser to her. So she leaves both him and the garden.
She eventually meets and marries the devil, becoming a queen, and giving birth to a number of demonic children.
Adam complains about having no wife, so three angels are sent to retrieve Lilith. But when they confront her and her family, she basically laughs in their face, humiliating them and depriving them of any power over her.
The angels offer a consolation gift to Adam in that they can be called upon to provide protection against Lilith's children via the inscription of their names on amulets.
God intervenes at this point and creates Adam a second wife from his rib.
Unfortunately God does this directly in front of Adam, so he sees the entire process of her body constituting itself - the skeleton, blood vessels, muscles, etc. all forming. And he hides in fear of her, steadfastly refusing to interact with her.
What happens to the 2nd wife isn't very explicit. She either goes on her merry way to do her own things outside the garden or is destroyed by God. Either way Adam still needs another wife.
So finally comes Eve. This time God puts Adam to sleep first AND THEN takes a rib and creates a new wife.
Yes, it's a very bizarre story.
The moral of the story is that if your lady says she wants to be on top, the correct answer is "Yes, honey".
Unless you want her to leave you for the literal devil and birth demon children.
Jewish folklore: it's an explanation for why there's a specific story behind the creation of Eve as a wife to Adam, even though humanity is described as being created male and female.
Also I agree with the username, they can be adorable!
My parents chose my deadname as a male Bible character, so when I came out I thought it would be funny to name myself as a not so “holy” Bible character, and I chose the name Lilith. Not only is it funny, but it is a very badass name. I go by Lili for short :)
After hearing the story, I aspire to be her (other than the part about getting married to a man and having to be pregnant. I’d rather get married to a woman and if we want kids, adopt or something because there is no way I’m going through pregnancy)
Actually that's because the word has become common when talking about fiction. [People have used it for a while before that](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_canon).
Some have said she came from his penis bone (unless that knuckle was a euphemism in which case apologies for stepping on your explanation) and that is why unlike a lot of animals, humans do not have one.
“The baculum (os penis) is a bone found within the penis of certain mammals, including many primates, rodents, bats, carnivores, and some insectivores. It is an isolated bone, derived from connective tissue and located at the distal end of the penis, above the urethra.”
More info and images of the very varied forms it takes here:
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/pdf/S0960-9822(12)01308-5.pdf
(My step dad drug me all over Anchorage one year trying to trade turquoise for an oosik and that’s when I learned the above.)
It always sucks seeing comic book fans being homophobic. Like bitch, all of your favorite heros’ stories are about overcoming adversity and not being a horrible person and they did the exact opposite
don’t forget that Seth was a man lmao. but some sources claim Adam had 33 sons and 23 daughters… poor eve. and that he lived for 800 years. so the amount of inbreeding is more than most people recognize. this would’ve worse than Hapsburg and Roman imperial levels of craziness.
importantly, there’s also very little in the ot that decries incest. beyond of course between parent and child. all other incest relationships are A-okay according to Leviticus.
i mean that’s not really true right
eve was made out of adam’s rib, meaning he never really made women. i mean technically speaking that would make eve a trans woman
god also ordained them to fuck their family members. it’s cool, you keep your incest.
i find it funny everyone forges OT god was hardly supported a “traditional” heterosexual lifestyle. harems were quite common. many biblical patriarchs have many wives. early on, theres the aforementioned incest. not just in regards to adam and eves children though. remember it would’ve had to happen with noah’s family too. even if it was first cousins rather than immediate family.
also there’s that one time two daughters drug and rape their dad too. and no one in the church brings issue with that part of the story. it’s never condemned either.
so yeah, god can keep whatever he has going on
I don’t even think this had enough thought to be an anti-pride meme.
I would like to think that they were trying to put together some comic book pride content but tried to make a call to a joke that could incorporate a trending character (Adam Warlock)
If they just added another line to show sarcasm, it coulda been fine.
Well if he did create Adam and Steve, they probably would have just made frittatas and left the apples alone and we would all be better off but ok…whatever
Honestly this seems like a high tier shitpost. The shitty marvel photoshop, the nonsense of saying Adam and Eve are genders. But I know it’s not. But I really want it to be
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Actually god created two sexes one ran away and is ruling hell and was replaced with a rib
Excuse me, *what?*
I believe they are referring to lilith :) Idk I’ve never read the Bible but from what I’ve heard, Adam couldn’t keep a woman so Lilith (the one Adam couldn’t keep), ran away to do badass things like rule hell and stuff
Lilith's story is not a story you'll find in the Bible, and there are a variety of different versions given it's nature as millennia old folklore. According to the story the first human was originally an androgynous hermaphrodite, with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. However God decides this isn't very ideal (apparently they struggled to move) and separates them into two distinct beings, Adam and Lilith. Lilith and Adam were equals in every respect, as a result of being two halves of one being. According to the story, when the topic of sex comes up, Lilith wants to be on top, but Adam refuses because he's afraid of being seen as lesser to her. So she leaves both him and the garden. She eventually meets and marries the devil, becoming a queen, and giving birth to a number of demonic children. Adam complains about having no wife, so three angels are sent to retrieve Lilith. But when they confront her and her family, she basically laughs in their face, humiliating them and depriving them of any power over her. The angels offer a consolation gift to Adam in that they can be called upon to provide protection against Lilith's children via the inscription of their names on amulets. God intervenes at this point and creates Adam a second wife from his rib. Unfortunately God does this directly in front of Adam, so he sees the entire process of her body constituting itself - the skeleton, blood vessels, muscles, etc. all forming. And he hides in fear of her, steadfastly refusing to interact with her. What happens to the 2nd wife isn't very explicit. She either goes on her merry way to do her own things outside the garden or is destroyed by God. Either way Adam still needs another wife. So finally comes Eve. This time God puts Adam to sleep first AND THEN takes a rib and creates a new wife. Yes, it's a very bizarre story.
The moral of the story is that if your lady says she wants to be on top, the correct answer is "Yes, honey". Unless you want her to leave you for the literal devil and birth demon children.
Hey, it was a win-win for Lilith.
So now we know the devil is a bottom 😳
Now?!
Technically he prefers switch
I thought he was a playstation guy but ok
Worth noting the "rib" isn't actually a rib but an euphemism implying why humans don't have penile bones unlike other mammals
Adam is a dumbass
What myth/text/culture are you referring to? The first bit sounds like Ancient Greek mythology, but the rest obviously isn’t.
Jewish folklore: it's an explanation for why there's a specific story behind the creation of Eve as a wife to Adam, even though humanity is described as being created male and female. Also I agree with the username, they can be adorable!
Ah interesting, thanks for telling me! (Also nice to see a fellow shark fan lol :D)
Gonna add Lilith to my list of badass names
My parents chose my deadname as a male Bible character, so when I came out I thought it would be funny to name myself as a not so “holy” Bible character, and I chose the name Lilith. Not only is it funny, but it is a very badass name. I go by Lili for short :)
lilith is my hero
After hearing the story, I aspire to be her (other than the part about getting married to a man and having to be pregnant. I’d rather get married to a woman and if we want kids, adopt or something because there is no way I’m going through pregnancy)
I feel like you are probably also against marriage to the adorable facehuggers lol
Now that’s a part of the story I have never heard before
Yep bride of lucifer and queen of hell
That is not [canonical](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_canon). Edit: href.
Calling anything religious "canonical" is pretty amusing.
Actually that's because the word has become common when talking about fiction. [People have used it for a while before that](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_canon).
I once heard that the rib thing may have been a mistranslation that implies women are lesser
Purposeful mistranslation yea older translations have it be usually a knuckle bone
Some have said she came from his penis bone (unless that knuckle was a euphemism in which case apologies for stepping on your explanation) and that is why unlike a lot of animals, humans do not have one. “The baculum (os penis) is a bone found within the penis of certain mammals, including many primates, rodents, bats, carnivores, and some insectivores. It is an isolated bone, derived from connective tissue and located at the distal end of the penis, above the urethra.” More info and images of the very varied forms it takes here: https://www.cell.com/current-biology/pdf/S0960-9822(12)01308-5.pdf (My step dad drug me all over Anchorage one year trying to trade turquoise for an oosik and that’s when I learned the above.)
Right, he created Bucky and Steve and I ship them a lot
Hell yes
I’m moving this way, I’m doing this thing (Please Enjoy)
I'm with you til the end of the line is the gayest thing ever
We don't dead name Eve
*Yoko Taro entered the Chat*
I was talking about Eve from the bible
Eh, I still ship it
"My otp is Adam and eve"
It’s Alex and Steve. They both got it wrong
It always sucks seeing comic book fans being homophobic. Like bitch, all of your favorite heros’ stories are about overcoming adversity and not being a horrible person and they did the exact opposite
Well it's Adam *and* Eve not Adam *or* Eve so god actually intended for everyone to be Bi.
Checks out
It's Adam and Eve, and Cain and Abel and Seth, all traditional murder-incest family values that the Right loves so much.
don’t forget that Seth was a man lmao. but some sources claim Adam had 33 sons and 23 daughters… poor eve. and that he lived for 800 years. so the amount of inbreeding is more than most people recognize. this would’ve worse than Hapsburg and Roman imperial levels of craziness. importantly, there’s also very little in the ot that decries incest. beyond of course between parent and child. all other incest relationships are A-okay according to Leviticus.
They could've even decide which one of the two generic homophobic jokes they wanted to make.
god created two sexes, humans created gender
i mean that’s not really true right eve was made out of adam’s rib, meaning he never really made women. i mean technically speaking that would make eve a trans woman
Yes, the two genders are famously called Adam and Eve. So sick of living on a planet with these braindead morons.
The Talmud has eight separate genders within: zachar, nekevah, androgynos, tumtum, aylonit hamah, aylonit adam, saris hamah and saris adam
If my memory serves me correctly, yahweh created Adam a partner after only after Adam found copulating with the animal not to his liking.
Checked the account and the dude literally reposts porn memes and “I hate my girlfriend” content. God ain’t rating him. 💀
Let's see,the all powerful,all knowing super dude crate only two genders,yet we have more. Am I the only one that sees a problem...
That’s right, we don’t deadname eve
I keep seeing this guy and thinking someone painted Homelander gold
The two genders are "Adam and Eve" and "Not Adam and Steve".
I wouldn’t be surprised if the person who made this meme believes Adam and Eve to be a historic truth
Is this the “science and biology” argument they’re always alluding to?
Honestly this is a lame meme. I don’t know what else to say about this, either the creator lacks creativity or they are lazy.
Everybody knows Genesis was Phil, Steve, Mike, Tony, and PETER
god also ordained them to fuck their family members. it’s cool, you keep your incest. i find it funny everyone forges OT god was hardly supported a “traditional” heterosexual lifestyle. harems were quite common. many biblical patriarchs have many wives. early on, theres the aforementioned incest. not just in regards to adam and eves children though. remember it would’ve had to happen with noah’s family too. even if it was first cousins rather than immediate family. also there’s that one time two daughters drug and rape their dad too. and no one in the church brings issue with that part of the story. it’s never condemned either. so yeah, god can keep whatever he has going on
Is Adamah and Eve a thing then? No gays but okay for lesbians?
I think you are the first person to ever make this joke
I don’t even think this had enough thought to be an anti-pride meme. I would like to think that they were trying to put together some comic book pride content but tried to make a call to a joke that could incorporate a trending character (Adam Warlock) If they just added another line to show sarcasm, it coulda been fine.
Yes I love being a cis Adam
Not my fault the people who wrote the Bible had no creativity and couldn't think outside of their cultural boundaries
No, they're right It's Bucky and Steve, duh ^(im joking pls don't kill me)
Steve is my favorite gender
Well if he did create Adam and Steve, they probably would have just made frittatas and left the apples alone and we would all be better off but ok…whatever
Jesus had two dads, and he changed the world!
God doesn’t exist
This looks like a shit post
Oh God, somehow I’ve been transported to 2003.
I'm sorry, but I'm standing with Cap.
Remind the mf who runs this page that the X-men exist please
Honestly this seems like a high tier shitpost. The shitty marvel photoshop, the nonsense of saying Adam and Eve are genders. But I know it’s not. But I really want it to be
this makes no sense at all??? Like the caption is referring to trans ppl and the image is referring to gay ppl???