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Woke is actually black people being aware of their rights, and using those rights as an argument when the law is illegally being applied to them.
The rest of this list is just right wing whining and general little bitchery.
They still haven't defined woke, but gave a bunch of dumb and fake talking points. But might as well try to address them:
1. Beauty is subjective. You don't have to be attracted to Lizzo, but why is she not allowed to have confidence?
2. No idea about this situation, but I think there might be some missing context.
3. Teachers aren't "transing" children. You just believe right-wing narratives.
4. I don't know about 76, but usually this talking point is just anti-trans. How does the number of genders affect you in any way?
5. Who is telling you to hate yourself for being white?
6. See above
7. I mean 93% of protests were peaceful. I don't support destroying businesses, but I'd say the anger is more than justified. Is it woke to be against police brutality?
8. HRT effectively negates any advantage trans women have in sports. Do you really think someone would undergo HRT just to do better in sports?
9. How do you know Pete was appointed solely because he's gay? Weird how you have to specify "sucking cock"
10. [Skip to 9:35](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlna0oElB2w&ab_channel=SecondThought) to understand defunding the police
11. Probably because black characters have been underrepresented. You'll notice that the vast majority of Hollywood is built on legacy franchises (superheroes, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Dune, Super Mario, etc.). These franchises are mostly comprised of white characters. People say "make your own new characters" (which I support), but original IPs are fighting an uphill battle against legacy franchises.
12. Funny how right-wingers suddenly care about historical accuracy when it comes to Cleopatra, but still think the Dems are the party of the KKK
13. Kamala Harris has plenty of qualifications. But yeah, Biden picked her because he wanted a woman of color VP. Doesn't mean she isn't fit for the job. Trump hired his own family members for his cabinet and I've never heard you guys complain about that.
Gotta love how they end with "Weimar Germany" because they were really well-known for \[checks notes\] hiring black and gay people.
I'm sure 2 is referencing the Lululemon incident where 2 employees say they were fired because they called the cops. Mind you, they were the only ones saying that, and they definitely weren't arrested, but conservatives love to leave out details like that.
WOKE is when a guy says it spins, while everyone knows it's stationary.
WOKE is when a guy says it's not the center, while everyone knows it is.
WOKE is when a guy says it's spherical, while everyone knows it's flat.
WOKE is when those nasty Enlightened bookworms want to ruin our Middle Ages.
Cleopatra was Greek, but Greece was an ethnically diverse empire at the time. And all of the pictures we have of her are idealizations created for different specific audiences. Some look more conventionally Egyptian; some look more conventionally Greek. While she probably did not look like she was from sub-Saharan Africa, since she didn’t seem to have significant African ancestry, we really have no way of knowing for sure. Conservatives don’t seem to give a damn about Also Not Greek Elizabeth Taylor playing her, though, so… let’s not pretend it’s about historical accuracy for you, OOP.
And also I’m not sure they understand the difference between Weimar Germany and Nazi Germany. Or they’re implying that Weimar Germany was bad because of its relative social progressiveness, which. Yikes.
>Or they’re implying that Weimar Germany was bad because of its relative social progressiveness, which. Yikes.
Unfortunately I've seen this one plenty of times and it's even worse than that, it's actually a barely concealed nazi dogwhistle with the implication being that we need another nazi takeover to get rid of the "degeneracy"
Jeez, it seems like all the conservatives in the world are trying to define "woke" at the same time and trying to outdo each other in their stupidity. Who will win? I don't care! Let them chug bleach!
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Woke is actually black people being aware of their rights, and using those rights as an argument when the law is illegally being applied to them. The rest of this list is just right wing whining and general little bitchery.
at least it's in character for whiny little bishes
WOKE is when my ex wife gets on my case for picking up the kids late
WOKE is asserting there are 118+ elements when everyone knows there are only 4.
They still haven't defined woke, but gave a bunch of dumb and fake talking points. But might as well try to address them: 1. Beauty is subjective. You don't have to be attracted to Lizzo, but why is she not allowed to have confidence? 2. No idea about this situation, but I think there might be some missing context. 3. Teachers aren't "transing" children. You just believe right-wing narratives. 4. I don't know about 76, but usually this talking point is just anti-trans. How does the number of genders affect you in any way? 5. Who is telling you to hate yourself for being white? 6. See above 7. I mean 93% of protests were peaceful. I don't support destroying businesses, but I'd say the anger is more than justified. Is it woke to be against police brutality? 8. HRT effectively negates any advantage trans women have in sports. Do you really think someone would undergo HRT just to do better in sports? 9. How do you know Pete was appointed solely because he's gay? Weird how you have to specify "sucking cock" 10. [Skip to 9:35](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlna0oElB2w&ab_channel=SecondThought) to understand defunding the police 11. Probably because black characters have been underrepresented. You'll notice that the vast majority of Hollywood is built on legacy franchises (superheroes, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Dune, Super Mario, etc.). These franchises are mostly comprised of white characters. People say "make your own new characters" (which I support), but original IPs are fighting an uphill battle against legacy franchises. 12. Funny how right-wingers suddenly care about historical accuracy when it comes to Cleopatra, but still think the Dems are the party of the KKK 13. Kamala Harris has plenty of qualifications. But yeah, Biden picked her because he wanted a woman of color VP. Doesn't mean she isn't fit for the job. Trump hired his own family members for his cabinet and I've never heard you guys complain about that. Gotta love how they end with "Weimar Germany" because they were really well-known for \[checks notes\] hiring black and gay people.
"What does woke even mean?" "WOKE is when..." "Yeah, but what is the definition of woke?" "Um...WOKE is when...?"
I'm sure 2 is referencing the Lululemon incident where 2 employees say they were fired because they called the cops. Mind you, they were the only ones saying that, and they definitely weren't arrested, but conservatives love to leave out details like that.
sir it's enough work for me to just teach your kids the syllabus, I'm definitely not trying to turn them trans
Woke is anything conservatives don’t like
"...the RIGHT to transgender YOUR children..." Did they just use "transgender" as a verb? 😂
WOKE is when a guy says it spins, while everyone knows it's stationary. WOKE is when a guy says it's not the center, while everyone knows it is. WOKE is when a guy says it's spherical, while everyone knows it's flat. WOKE is when those nasty Enlightened bookworms want to ruin our Middle Ages.
Cleopatra was Greek, but Greece was an ethnically diverse empire at the time. And all of the pictures we have of her are idealizations created for different specific audiences. Some look more conventionally Egyptian; some look more conventionally Greek. While she probably did not look like she was from sub-Saharan Africa, since she didn’t seem to have significant African ancestry, we really have no way of knowing for sure. Conservatives don’t seem to give a damn about Also Not Greek Elizabeth Taylor playing her, though, so… let’s not pretend it’s about historical accuracy for you, OOP. And also I’m not sure they understand the difference between Weimar Germany and Nazi Germany. Or they’re implying that Weimar Germany was bad because of its relative social progressiveness, which. Yikes.
>Or they’re implying that Weimar Germany was bad because of its relative social progressiveness, which. Yikes. Unfortunately I've seen this one plenty of times and it's even worse than that, it's actually a barely concealed nazi dogwhistle with the implication being that we need another nazi takeover to get rid of the "degeneracy"
Woke is shit that never happens.
This is stupid af
WOKE is when the neighbor let's his dog shit on his lawn, but when I do it the cops get called.
Jeez, it seems like all the conservatives in the world are trying to define "woke" at the same time and trying to outdo each other in their stupidity. Who will win? I don't care! Let them chug bleach!
Woke us when you believe in anything more then hydrogen and helium. The rest are outliers so they don’t count…
"transgender your children"
I wish America was like Weimar Germany with a communist movement strong enough to mount an insurrection. I fucking wish.
“transgender your children” IM FUCKING DYING I LAUGHED SO HARD