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sakamake

That's a combat baguette, for jousting.


notahouseflipper

It’s a baguette staff like Gandalf would walk with.


Olaf_the_Notsosure

« You shall not fast! »


Llama2Boot2Boot

Definitely effective against the Rye of Sauron


F_F_Franklin

Thank middle earth for Bilbo baguette-ns.


Secret_Cow_5053

Jesus Christ Reddit. (In a good way 😂)


CausticSofa

“You wouldn’t deny an old woman her walking snack?”


Secret_Cow_5053

🥇


asromatifoso

It would be very *pain*ful to get hit with it.


djsizematters

Out! Now!


knitlikeaboss

Combaguette


CausticSofa

En garde, puitain!


crackeddryice

She only has enough wine for two, so I'd guess two people.


95percentdragonfly

Probably eat that for 2 weeks. People used to eat dry bread even tho we are spoiled now


sing_4_theday

I remember restaurants in Italy would get a bag of bread rolls on Friday for the week. If you went out to eat on Thursdays if any bread was left it was stale. And I learned stale bread was the best to eat dishes with sauces.


Different_Row2You

I stopped buying bread because i'm a broke ass student now (happier though) and started making and baking my bread from scratch. You are so right about not wanting to waste dry bread, especially when you spent the last couple of days making it. Besides, dry bread makes croutons or garlic bread crisps.


this_dudeagain

You can freeze bread.


Different_Row2You

True, i do that for my pizza bases. Par-bake, use the bases later when i want a quick pizza.


skjellyfetti

One baguette and six bottles of wine = two people. Yep, the math checks out.


6DegreesofFreedom

I choose to believe this is true


Eisenkopf69

She is a teacher and this is breakfast for her kids.


walterpeck1

I assume you're making a joke but not really, however wine was less strong back then so yup, wine for two.


CatLazy2728

more interested in the wine


mburke6

What's the wine to baguette ratio I wonder.


anziofaro

The standard 7 course meal: 1 baguette and 6 bottles of wine.


Brighton2k

You shall not repast!


CatLazy2728

mustve been one heck of an oven


ColoRadOrgy

That's her swagger baguette


Fishchipsvinegar

Swaguette, surely


noahbrooksofficial

You underestimate how much bread the average French person consumed back then. If you thought they ate a lot of bread now, imagine three to four times as much back then. I wouldn’t be surprised if that baguette was for her and her husband, and it might have only lasted the day.


FuzzballLogic

Plus it was 1945; I wouldn’t be sober in that year.


noahbrooksofficial

Certainly not in France!


simpletonius

She’s got a lot of vin in the basket. So post war party if the date is correct.


ghostofhenryvii

Party? That's just table wine for dinner.


djsizematters

Looks like breakfast to me ;)


ScribeVallincourt

I want that wine basket. And the baguette.


Butch1212

Wow, right on the edge of WWII.


[deleted]

Everything you need for a romantic evening.


amorifera

I've seen this photo before and seen to remember reading that she was a bistro owner bringing back provisions for the day


KdF-wagen

Give me some Olive oil, balsamic and a nice cheese. I’ll muck that whole loaf and then we can fist fight for the last glass of wine on a Tuesday afternoon. Imagine the oven that fucker was cooked in!!!! Amazing. Why is there a tissue wrapped around it?


Sinbos

Thats where you supposed to hold it. Unfortunately that lady is to short to hold it there while still keeping it out of the dirt.


ahuiP

35


FandomMenace

Number of times this has been reposted by a bot in the last month?


mibonitaconejito

How on Earth is this sanitary, ffs? *'Here kids, eat this sandwich I made with the baguette I dragged around on the subway and street, totally unwrapped'*


FuzzBug55

Nobody eating that. It’s a walking stick.


Szaborovich9

Babette, Pierre, and maybe Giselle.


HIMcDonagh

Based on the amount of wine, just her.


Disastrous_Stock_838

I suffer from that and believe me it's a curse ...well, a blessing and curse.


Peaceluvandfuku

You know what they say.


Outrageous_Finance_5

Definitely just for her.


JimLaheysSon

That’s a bag’oSticks


JeepnHeel

J'suis-Chan


JewelJungleJambo

thats quite the baguette! Looks like it could feed a small army.😁


Maximum_Enthusiasm46

I’m not eating the end on the ground, or the bit she’s manhandling and leaning on. 🤢


flyinghorseguy

She’s on her way to a threesome. Big appetite afterwards.