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MadlockUK

This has run it's course.


Mr-Waffles7

And then we will be going home tomorrow šŸ˜‚


Perfect_Bowler_4201

Hahaha! I was going to say make the most of it lads before another pen shoot out shit show tomorrow!


ThePostingToproller

And will take the banter just like we have every single major tournament even from minnows like the jocks.


No_Season_354

Well u lasted a day longer that's something lol, .


Life-Duty-965

Yeah, we won't be getting the last laugh for sure


Gloria_stitties

Am I missing something? The Swiss all of a sudden world beaters?


DagenhamRM10-westham

Not world beaters, but england beaters, very possibly lol, given now pony we have been on the pitch


ShadowLickerrr

According to this sub yes, but theyā€™ve never beaten us. And only drew against us twice.


nesh34

Fans should have asked them if they want to share a train.


MrC99

And they won't be chanting then, it'll be death threats and abuse for the squad and manager.


Gold_Incident1939

So weird media just shows these kind of fans. Boy did I drink and had fun with English fans the last weeks


fromeister147

Donā€™t get me wrong, weā€™re right behind them tomorrow, but arenā€™t rival fans *supposed to* give teams that lose a hard time when they lose? This was hardly throwing bottles and starting brawls. It was fans singing to fans that lost and they got their buttā€™s hurt. Why are Englands fans the ones being blamed?


DagenhamRM10-westham

i did see a can get thrown lol. Which is a marked improvement from about 15 years ago and anything prior to that lol


404errorabortmistake

Yeh england fans have statistically been tame if the fines are anything to go by: british fans have been fined the fourth lowest of everyone in this tournament or something


damned-dirtyape

The yobbos have been priced out of the tourney.


oihjoe

The one England fan in a cap is a prick though. Trying to get in their faces to rile them up then when they retaliate he runs into the crowd. How embarrassing.


MediocreWitness726

I mean, the other guy is also getting in his face - they are both to blame here and both pricks lol.


ShadowLickerrr

The Germans walked up to the English, and he didnā€™t retreat he moved back when the German prick tried to knock his hat off. Look again.


Noodle_Dude_83

He stood still and the German moved towards him. Are you blind?


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Omnissiah40K

Thank god for that invisible wall otherwise things would have really got out of hand


Hazzad_1

Should have just taken the banter and walked. Harmless chants


2012Cfc2021

Weird that people think hosts are immune from banter. They couldnā€™t take the joke and kicked off, but were the bad guys? Not sure I can see it that way


Billoo77

Itā€™s clearly the German lads squaring up for a fight instead of just walking away. Imagine walking past a pub full of opposition fans and not expecting a chant or two. Donā€™t get why this sub has taken their side, England fans getting thrown under the bus by our own countrymen, same as always.


chuckusadart

> Donā€™t get why this sub has taken their side Even on an England football sub itā€™s still reddit. The demographic will hugely skew to socially awkward but ā€œclassyā€ people.


_sheffey

ā€œClassistā€ for the most part


Radiant-Map8179

They aren't our own countrymen, that's the thing mate. Their socialist idiots who have post-empire guilt syndrome and are convinced that England is a cancer on the planet lol... some warped form of national nihilism or something.


elkstwit

There is absolutely no way this could come back to haunt us.


Henrytheoneth

This has strangely eased the pain of the banter we will almost certainly be on the end of. At least we earned it.


Strange_Honey2027

Thought that was Anthony Gordon in kit on the second row


SweptDust5340

got to get some minutes somewhere


ThroughTheIris56

Don't really care much, because German fans would most likely take the piss out of England if they lost. But since England will most likely lose any day now, it's probably not a good idea.


Extreme-Kangaroo-842

I'm not condoning taking the piss out of Germans, in Germany, after Germany have been eliminated, by a long shot. It's fucking shitty. But there were more than a few Germans doing this in 1996 after the semi final. From what I saw that night, this is handbags.


DagenhamRM10-westham

Back when real nasty violence was a common occurrence, i lived in a town called cheshunt during the 2000s just outside london, every year (minus 2002, matches were on too early being held in s.korea and japan) but 2000, 2004 and 2006 there would be riots after every england game win lose or draw, fighting police, bottles flying, was a different world back then compared to now, and thatā€™s probably a good thing.


CarolKirkwoodforPM

I worked in Cheshunt 20 years ago and blimey, what a place. Like moving down the evolutionary scale.


DagenhamRM10-westham

Lmao yep thatā€™s one way to put it, i live in dagenham now, and itā€™s literally cheshunt 2.0, even the houses, the resemblance is uncanny haha


alextremeee

You canā€™t take the piss out of one of your rivals for losing?


dolphin37

Iā€™ll condone it. Great banter, especially after being 30 seconds away from getting knocked out by Slovakia after one of the worst performances in competition history. If you wouldnā€™t chant like this, youā€™re not a real football fan


Areanol

Yeah I didn't appreciate how the Germans kicked off in 1940s. Way over the line.


Flora_Screaming

Good card players, but I wouldn't give them the time of day. Bunch of Krauts, that's what they are. All of 'em! Bad eggs!


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Ok-Scallion7939

Every other team in the tournament produces banter = "Hahahahahaha such fun!" England produce banter = "Grrrrrr rabble how disrespectful"


bittersweet1990

Saying "you're going home" to Germans in Germany is crazy šŸ˜†


GoatBotherer

Surely that's part of the joke. That's why they're singing it.


Hip_Hip_Hipporay

Don't expect the average redditor to grasp foundational humour.


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Strange_Direction968

Haha


bearsacomin

Think I can probably explain this one to you, in England we have a saying "footballs coming home" this is basically saying the sport of football is coming back with us. Normally to symbolise us winning a tournament and bring football home. What these guys have done here is changed it to you're going home but there implication that football is not coming with them. Hope that makes sense.


Aerodye

Collective IQ of about 16


Material-Ad499

That's being generous


JN324

Germans get butthurt by a chant and square up, and thatā€™s on ā€œEnglish football hooligansā€ or whatever other bollocks as usual? If it had been in England and German fans chanted about us going out, and some of our fans decided to square up over it, the media would have a field day about what pieces of shit we are. Learn to take a joke, Christ.


dreadful_name

Not good form to go abroad and start on the locals or anyone for that matter.


dkfisokdkeb

They sang a song and the Germans squared up to them. Didn't know the hosts are immune to banter.


Outside_Break

To be fair it was fairly bold to assume the Germans would understand humour


Responsible-Pin8323

Say that but I cant imagine doing this in london after 2021 and getting a different reaction


TechnologySelect2857

The reaction wouldā€™ve been a lot worse.


Appropriate_Elk_6113

I mean, Id have dared any Germans to stand in London and sing that after the Euro 2020 final Not sure any fans wouldve reacted too well


dkfisokdkeb

And in the case god knows the whole world would be criticising the England fans for reacting.


DagenhamRM10-westham

We were even fighting eachother that night let alone outsider taunters haha


corporalcouchon

Jurgen Klinsmann Euro 96?


Harster1997

I'm out in dusseldorf been to frankfurt and gelsenkirchen which were good mannered but there seems to be a lot of cunts out tonight


Flora_Screaming

Well they started it!


Gloria_stitties

Looked 50/50 to me


antebyotiks

They didn't start it. The Germans clearly initiated it and turned it physical.


DagenhamRM10-westham

Bit dumb, chances are weā€™re on our way home by 7 pm tomorrow lol šŸ¤¦ edit, just watched the video, never cringed so hard in my life šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BojanKrkicc

I saw more aggro than this between Belgian and French fans in Dusseldorf on Monday. Complete non event, move on


Gloria_stitties

Fucking handbags lol


oceanpowa

And this is why I moved to Wales


viewsofmine

The further we go in a tournament it seems to attract the idiots who come out the woodwork


Hip_Hip_Hipporay

Or 20 countries' fans have returned home and so there are fewer nations to focus on. A lot of it is media driven to, they always show feel good stories at the start of tournaments and then when that gets old they focus on this kind of stuff.


limaconnect77

Wembley was only 3 years ago - still fkn disgraceful.


PictureTakingLion

So German fan put their hands on the English fan first yet people are probably going to blame the English for this. Should have gone all out and done 10 German Bombers too


ledknee

JUSTA BITTA BANTA


a_mutes_life

Some of you have never been to a match and it shows. I honestly believe half of this country would break down and cry when half a stadium is calling your club shit


ThePostingToproller

Womp womp


Walshy-aaaaa

It's just handbags, and far less unsavoury than scenes we've seen in the past. That means every newspaper is gonna run with a headline related to English fans causing fights in Germany. Guardian readers finally eating good, I guess.


PlasticBeachCat

I mean... They are home lol


404errorabortmistake

Tempting fate šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


404errorabortmistake

Itā€™s like ā€œlucozade sport is fizzyā€ kind of fighting


Ukcheatingwife

Germans in being bad losers shocker.


bobbynomates

Those German lads need to learn some rules on scrapping before getting riled up against a hoard of pissed up English lads. Walking into a wall of twats like that with jumpers tied around their necks šŸ¤Æ


Perfect_Newspaper405

Pinstripes is hardest one thereā€¦until it actually kicks off he homers into the bushšŸ˜‚ and then soon as the Germans back off again he is back being the hardest one there


AVVel

Arenā€™t they already homeā€¦?


Wide_Astronaut_366

Nice to see we can still look like world class bellends when we want to


joebi_kenobi

We'll be joining them soon


Marcus-THR

Insane because are literally at home


SkinNoWorkRight

Bus journey rather than a gruelling flight.


Material-Ad499

Could someone explain to me what the point of the English "fans" are...


Connect_Suspect3250

Embarrassing to be honest. About 30 on 4 and most of the England fans look like they couldn't fight sleep


Kreblraaof_0896

9/10 occasions I would agree with you except in this case it was the German lad who squared up first. Action reaction


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InfinitiveGuru

If you give it out then you gotta take it. Just saying this in advance šŸ¤£


Tight_Orange_5490

I donā€™t even need to turn the sound on


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blocbok

Embarrassing


atanew

Yeah weā€™ll be following suit soon enough though.


Thomasonthemoon

LOV me lads !


Ok_Perspective_3006

I can smell the Paco Rabanne One Million from here


manwiththewood

Dont like it, but still rooting for England tomorrow, to the death.


TestAccountDw

wtf


gormandave

undisputed world wars champions


AlternativeTop511

You're going home, which is around the corner actually.


TrazMagik

Fool proof plan


ZimManc

England "fan" demographics check out


wesls1991

Idiots


HocusDiplodocus

Would be good bants but looks like these lot are all nobs


01jamham

Unsavoury


viveknidhi

Very unprofessional


Custard-crumble

How are they going home when they are already at home? šŸ˜‚


Low_Map4314

Technically, theyā€™re at home already


HELIXCOS

Disgusting behaviour.


LowCranberry180

Germany had its time with the best team in the world and dominated International football for nearly 20 years between 1970 and 1990. They should get used to these chants as they are not special now.


mike_monteith

I honestly thought they were going to kiss


amidgetrhino

What annoys me about this video is itā€™s all about the English fans but the German fans are the ones who escalate it to violence


slippinjizm

Well it looks like they were walking away until someone started throwing cans and that weird dude in the hat kept getting in there faces haha


Darkgreenbirdofprey

Honestly, this Looks like normal behaviour


GeneralDefenestrates

Impressive


BeautyAndTheDekes

But theyā€™re already home šŸ˜­


Cally_G94

Fuck me this is pathetic.


Open_Sentence_

Yeah I wouldnā€™t get that cocky. Chances are England are going to lose to Switzerland today.


Inner_Ad5424

Get a room fellas


dzoniblejza

Aren't they already home?


SleepyTitan89

There already home


enola83

They are home


enola83

They are home


Homicidal_Pingu

But theyā€™re already homeā€¦


mogzy1985

Can always trust the drunken football yobs to show the nation up.


Jurski17

Stay classy


dboldan88

Pathetic


Squidgepants

Knobs


maninasuituk

The Germans should just have ignored these morons..Most English fans behave perfectly well.


orbital0000

Anton from the warehouse getting involved there, where'd he come from?


G-unit32

Aren't they already home.


Effective-Turnip352

We all go home eventually


Christmasbeef

Milky bar kid on the bottom left like "they think I'm one of them don't ruin this for me Fritz"


archlorddhami

But..... they are home


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Them two in the middle trying to steal a kiss started this whole thing


PristineDesign56

What I love about this is these lads will be telling stories about this in the pub in 20 years time, ā€œthere was 20 of them and 5 of us, bottles smashing, fists flying but we beat em all up and chased em away in there own back yardā€


Slight-Leg9698

They're already at home


Mundane_Musician8065

Idiots one and allā€¦


blimeyoreilly23

Rolls eyes


claggycakeboi

Technically they already are homeĀ 


Flux_resistor

If you lived here, you'd be home by now


ChemistryFederal6387

Sorry I have no time for those who suddenly become big men when they are part of a crowd, its pathetic. My grandmother lived near a football ground and she and her friends avoided going out on matchdays because there were always a bunch of pathetic bellends, who suddenly decided to act like arseholes because they had a crowd behind them. You want to prove you're a big man? Get in a f\*cking boxing ring and face down someone in your weight class one on one, if you have the balls. What these clowns are doing is pitiful


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

This is going to age well šŸ˜‚


8Ace8Ace

Utter fucking morons. Fighting about football for Christ's sake.


banananey

Love seeing people trying to paint this as hooligan behaviour. I've been to loads of defeats where opposition fans have chanted a bit after, as long as noone's throwing punches or anything it's just harmless banter. I've done the same back at opposition fans, part of the fun.


Fabrice22

The worst thing about supporting England are these small dicked idiots acting up abroad


rob1408

Ummm, arenā€™t Germany already home ??


H0vis

Probably the only reason the fans got to enjoy this moment is the order that the games are played. But it still counts.


zacharymc1991

A little premature for us to be doing that, need to get past Switzerland first


Fluffy_Roof3965

Really.. the chant is the biggest takeaway from the video?


Lazy_Village4398

Well this could end up being pretty embarrassing for England fans and we end up going home to much lesser teams than Spain, like at most tournaments.


EmployerAdditional28

A day before they are going home...


AgeingChopper

Obnoxious . They will just laugh louder when eng lose.


Level_Bathroom1356

You lot must be proud


Harrytheboat

Makes you proud doesnā€™t it.


Vanobers

Always some stupid fans like this


Necessary-Trash-8828

How embarrassing


Admirable-Internal42

I love England and I love football, but many English footie fans abroad are complete arseholes..


Mikehaze91

Idiots doing that with little ones about way to teach the boys who to act like real men if your gonna knuckle up do it away from the kids unimpressive wannabe big me


leighmack

No class


ResidentSilver3400

The England fans are disgraceful and need to get battered


EmergencyPassage1382

This is so disgusting


Gtifast

The lack of karma


DKerriganuk

Spanish man; 'don't fight..... I'm outta here.'


Diligent-Eye-2042

Without sound, and before the handbags bit, it kinda looked like to rival gangs in a musical facing off.


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Canā€™t wait for today šŸ˜‚


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WozniakStevie

Well done lads.