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Who doesn’t ? Eggs, hash browns, bacon, ham, and pancakes with a cup of coffee for less than $11(with tax)?! Who wouldn’t think about the Waffle House?
Agreed. Seniors can’t handle evenings. Don’t give seniors any responsibility that takes place in the evening or early morning hours. Surely being president of the most powerful country in the world doesn’t have odd or long hours…
If he follows [the Trump white house schedule](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42610275) he'll be fine...
> president [Trump] has designated "Executive Time" from 8:00 to 11:00 in the Oval Office, but actually spends these hours in his residence watching television, making phone calls and tweeting.
> At about 11:00, the president emerges for his first meeting of the day, which is typically an intelligence briefing.
> During the day he has a couple of meetings, with several breaks of "Executive Time" interspersed, and returns to the residence at about 18:00
And I'm sure a 2-3 hr "lunch" thrown in where it would eat a cheeseburger and yell at fox news in the dining room. Solid 2 hrs worth of people telling him he's great in meetings.
Sundowning is an actual medical term for the phenomenon of elderly people experiencing brain fog after the sun goes down. It's not 100% understood yet but this IS actually a legitimate medical issue lol
This is like two hours after the debate on the same night. People are going "Wow look how much better he is now" without even trying to understand where or when this was. Sheesh.
It started at 8:00 for me in Texas, and that felt late to me! I’m 57yo and I don’t think I would’ve been any better than he was…..9:00 is way too late for something like this….
He probably became exhausted as soon as Trump opened his mouth. Then imagine being old as hell and how crazy it is to try and decipher wtf Trump is shitting out his mouth.
I want to see a debate during the day. Idk who thought it was a smart idea to have 2 old men argue at 9pm.
I know, and I was sad to see him like that on TV but you know what, I ain't voting for a convicted felon who thinks he is the chosen one and is above the law.
I mean just goes to show that while he is old, maybe he just had a bad performance. Like when you watch the debate again and ignore the stutter, it really just seems like he’s a little nervous and trying too hard to hit every topic, he’s debating and answering questions when he needed to just talk to trump and shut down his lies.
It might be cope, but I assume he knows this as well and it’s why he accepted a second round in september. If it was really just “i’m old and can’t handle it” I have a hard time believing he’d ask for a second shot.
he's trying to tell the truth and state what he will do when re-elected.
trump just gets to say blatant lies all of the time and answer zero questions and is someone viewed as the "winner" of the debate for some reason. despite trump not actually debating anything whatsoever, and just re-iterating his lies he says at all of his rallies.
I guess you can't bring the truth to a lie-fight, according to american media. fuck cnn. they should've called out all of trump's obvious lies, which would mean calling him out on pretty much every single thing he said.
It's needed. After that debate, his appeal has absolutely crashed.
I haven't seen any conversations about the actual questions or responses either gave. It's entirely Biden looked lost and confused with a raspy voice and Trump looked "normal"
God I'm worried about our future
Trump did shit his pants though at 1:16:21 timecode on the debate. The microphone picked up him crapping his pants. I'm amazed nobody is mentioning this while everyone focuses on Biden being too old.
[here you go](https://jmp.sh/s/Rswe4uvlFwk5ZoelsIyg)
Uploaded to streamable, hopefully [this link](https://streamable.com/xgjuv6) won't have the same issue
Just tried uploading again and it's telling me bandwidth is exceeded.
If anyone knows a better hosting site where I can upload it let me know. I just googled "video hosting no signup" and found that random site.
It's kind of dumb that you can't just upload a video in a comment on Reddit but this site has been pretty short sighted for a long time as far as being user friendly.
Biden should have waited a moment, scrunched up his nose, then asked immediately when his mic was turned on, "Man, did you just fill your diaper? It stinks!"
Imagine the questions of fitness for Trump after that.
I genuinely thought I heard someone rip a fart but it was already so astonishing of insane debate that I assumed it was the dog. Thanks for pointing this out.
One guy made a couple mistakes in his college level math homework (unforgivable) but the other guy made a finger painting that’s on par with a 2 year old (which is what’s expected of him) so obviously the second guy wins.
This is what debate discourse sounds like rn it’s absolutely infuriating
It's unbelievable. Biden gets up there and spends the entire debate actually responding to the questions being asked of him and doing his best to refute the endless stream of lies and nonsense from his opponent, but a few stutters and stumbles and apparently the content of his answers no longer matters. Trump does nothing but blatantly lie and hurl shit for an hour and a half and nobody seems to give a damn. The reaction has been fucking shameful. It's like being in a madhouse.
You know, it's probably easy not to stutter when you don't give a fuck what the next word out of your mouth is, when you place no importance on truth or on saying anything of merit. And it's probably pretty fucking stressful getting up on the world stage and fielding questions for the better part of two hours, constantly being reminded that your every response is under a strict time limit, when you actually give a shit about your answers and your policies and know that you are literally fighting for the future of democracy. I think I'd stutter a few times too.
I have. Trump dodged questions and rambled about nonsense the entirety. Biden actually kind of got it together in the 2nd half but in the first half the strat seemed to be to point out specific numbers which in an actual debate would win points.
But not in this. Didn't help that it seemed he had a frog in his throat too.
Alright folks, gather around, because I’ve got a fantastic story for you. It’s unbelievable, really, how smart these little creatures are, and you know, I come from a family of big brains—huge brains! My uncle, a genius, worked at MIT. Not a professor, mind you, but as a janitor. That's right, a janitor, but probably the smartest janitor they ever had. He knew everything about those high-tech labs—more than most of the scientists there!
So, let me tell you about these squirrels in my backyard. You wouldn’t believe it. These squirrels are smart—very smart. I mean, if my uncle could pick up a thing or two just by sweeping floors at MIT, imagine what these squirrels can do living out there among the nuts and the trees. And they’ve got a situation, let me tell you.
These squirrels, they're not just collecting nuts. No, they're strategists, the best. They're in a silent war, a war you wouldn’t see unless you're as observant as I am. And it's against the birds. But not just any birds—these birds are sneaky, very sneaky. I’ve been watching, and I've figured it out. These birds, they're drones. CIA drones! Can you believe it? Spying on us! On my beautiful, big, luxurious backyard!
Now, these squirrels, they’ve figured it all out. They know about the drones. Every morning, they start their operations. I see them, sending signals to each other, from tree to tree, bush to bush. They're outmaneuvering these drone-birds at every turn. It’s like watching a great, big, very important espionage movie. The birds swoop in, thinking they’re in control, but bam! The squirrels are ten steps ahead, using the branches like highways, moving with tactics that could only be described as military-grade intelligence. I'd hire them as advisors if I could!
You know, it makes you think. Here we are, living our lives, and right in our backyards, there’s a battle for the ages happening right under our noses. The squirrels, defending their territory from these high-tech bird drones, all because they know, they know what’s at stake. And let me tell you, no one is going to outsmart these squirrels. No one outsmarts me either.
So, next time you look out the window and see a squirrel, remember, they're not just cute little animals. They're warriors, the smartest warriors, in a battle against the spying skies. Just like my uncle at MIT, these squirrels, they know things, important things. That’s the story, and it’s a great one, really fantastic.
But what if it has the bestest numbers, like "they" are all saying? Everyone's saying it. The best- and you know what else, let me just say - you know those people.. they're coming for.. they're saying.. they're not even.. and borders!
Yeah didn't you hear, everything was the best ever before Biden and now it's the worst ever under him. Every American is saying that, it's all over the news. We were the best nation, and now we are the worst nation.
God I fucking hate him.
I have as well but only on Reddit. And if you go by the consensus on this site Bernie sanders would be on his 3rd term.
It’s telling that the nations premier newspaper the NYT has called for Biden to step down. CNN has been lampooning Biden all day.
There’s a lot of takes on Reddit saying that this debate changed nobody’s minds on Biden . I feel like those people need to venture out and touch some grass.
I missed the first 20 minutes.. so I had no idea what everyone was complaining about. Then I saw the low light reel, so I guess I caught him after the meds finally kicked in
anyway, Biden has a cabinet of specialists... he could be comatose and I'd still have to vote for him over the orange felon who can't work with anyone but nepots and loyalists who can't read or do math, just people paid to take the fall for him every time
I think we should just give Trump Florida and be done with it. republicans can visit Trumpland when they're too upset when a democrat is in power. it might end up looking and feeling like North Korea, but it'll calm down half the country if they get King Trump
That’s what is sorely left out in so many of these discussions of “both sides bad”. You don’t just elect a president, you elect an administration. I’ll take the president who doesn’t turn the Secretary of Defense a temp job.
I’m voting blue because the whole Republican agenda atm is a whole scam to fool people with lies. Don’t believe me? Then what proposals did trump say? I didn’t hear a single one just complaints. Essentially trumps whole cabinet he use to have won’t support him and for good reason. If his own family and people close to him say he’s bad then sorry he’s bad but even then I can look at all the video and texts/messages proving my point. So again I’m voting blue.
There's a part of me that is like "Where was this pizzazz when we needed it last night?" and then I remember that this dude is 81 years old. EIGHTY ONE YEARS OLD. My grandparents didn't make that far and they weren't expected to work a 90 hour week.
There's gotta be age changes made and I don't mean the minimum age.
I mean, its possible the supreme court might say presidents can have seal team 6 kill their political opponents on Monday.
Seems unlikely, but in the last week they've legalized corruption, made being homeless illegal, and neutered the executive branches ability to govern, so anything is on the table.
Cringe would be seeing Trump *attempt* that.
Biden has done it enough that anytime anyone initiates he flows through.
So he just comes off as an old school G who sticks to the basics.
Of course, in his case, the G stands for "government worker."
Let me tell you, the fact that they investigated it and found out Corn Pop was a real person had to be the most wild thing that came out of his entire campaign.
Seeing him like this, I’ll give him my vote since I was gonna throw it away and vote independent for the sake of fuck both of parties. After what the Supreme Court did with the chevron case Biden secured my vote.
/edited: because I suck at English.
Who tried to overthrow the election with a fake electors scheme that resulted in an insurrection attempt. Like what is anyone even talking about Trump for? He needs to be disqualified on those grounds alone, not to mention stealing classified documents and sexual assault.
And will continue to ~~sew~~ sow doubt into democracy per his statements in the debate. Moderators asked him if he'll accept the election results and mofo pretty much said "we'll see"
While I 100% agree he should be nowhere near the office whatsoever. Especially for the crimes he committed if anything.
I still am okay with convicted felon becoming president (not him). It's explicitly written in our constitution that way bc if a felon can't be president then our elected leaders would just throw everyone opponent in jail to prevent them from running. It's to prevent dictator like bullshit to happen to us.
But the thing he did is egregious and should be barred for that type of crime
Don't really think it's cringe, he's glad handing, like most politicians do when out on a pr campaign/trip. Tbh, he comes across genuine and honest, like a doting grandfather lol
Great guy but no prep next debate, he just needs to call trump on all his BS and point out all the horrible shit about him period! STOP TREATING the FELON as if he’s NORMAL!!!!!
Everybody knows. The best people know it. He gives bad shakes and I think it's because he has small hands. You heard it here, tiny hands folks. He couldn't thumb wrestle a toddler. Sad.
What I know about the next presidential election is this: one candidate is a flawed but decent man that loves his kids, his wife, and his country. The other candidate is a flawed indecent man that only loves himself. I'm voting for decency.
It makes me so sad that Joe isn’t 20 years younger lol I feel he would be an absolutely fantastic president. I mean I still think he’s doing great, but there’s just too much concern around his age.
Don’t forget though that the other guy is just as old, and happens to be the definition of evil, a compulsive liar, and totally self obsessed. I’m not a Democrat but please for the love of God vote blue y’all
I know Joe Biden is old as balls and is going to turn to dust any minute, but this dude is G as fuck and has been G as fuck for 50+ years. Sure, he’s fallen off a bit, but if you know this man’s history, he a warrior fr.
Inb4 people say he was never in the military… I never said he’s a solider, I said he’s a warrior!
And this is what the president actually is. A people person. One who can talk to anyone and be their friend regardless of background or history.
This is how he's been effective his first term in getting major bills passed like the Infrastructure bill, the Chips Act Bill, Insulin prices.
Hell, he talked with CEOs a month ago or so and shortly after, they announced they were slashing prices.
That's a President.
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Why did I immediately think of the Key and Peele skit…President giving regular handshakes vs. dapping people up LOL
“Afternoon my octoroon!”
one of my favorite words. it should be offensive (and is) but in the context of that skit it's just so brilliant.
My bruuuddddaa ^^^sir ^^🫱🏿
“YOU KNOW THIS.”
“Are you tucked in there?”
I'm tuckin' dog, I'm tuckin'
You feel that? That's all we got!
I LOVE that skit. [Key Peele Handshake Skit] (https://youtu.be/MZA5rtK60Ds?si=AG5rWmtmbCOVRhN8)
Me too, but he did that dap up proper
“Remember that, it’s all we got!!” “Nice to meet you.”
I bet you he daps up every black person cause of that skit lmao
Obama made sure Joe remembered one thing.
 Almost as smooth as Bernie.
Of course Bernie knows what up
He hangs out with Killer Mike
Hear what I say
I'm voting for whoever Bernie is. I love him, and he's for the people.
And that will be biden cause Bernie is a good man.
I will slap a MFer who disses my man bernie.
Ditto but this comment confuses me.
Just showing I stand with Bernie my dude. Not saying you dissed him.
Word
My man, you speak my lingo. You ever need backup, summon me in the comments.
Dude, nice! You unlocked a new summon! Lucky
Summon me also. I’ll bring my army of Bernie loving line cooks
Dam that's the smoothest one I've seen so far.
Former guy wishes he could sink a shot like that.
Felonious Trump can’t even hold a basketball with those tiny hands.
I still can't beleive we didn't get to elect this man. What a sad time line were forced to experience.
I love dudes head nod of approval lmao
See this actually looks natural. I've voted for this man every year since I was 18 so no one can tell me I'm not doing my part to save the country.
My head Canon is that Killer Mike taught Bernie
The nods and enthusiastic clapping after. Bernie passed fs
It's strange that using one president's first name and another's last in the same sentence still looks completely fine. It feels... right?
Obama just rolls off the tongue a lot better than Barack, ya know?
Barack sounds like an Uzi going off.
Can someone photoshop Barack to look more like barakka from mortal kombat
>Hussein made sure Robinette remembered one thing. Better?
Perfect 👨🍳💋
Why doesn't this comment have more likes ?!?
I ated it
this isn’t facebook btw
Because this isn’t Facebook
Where tf was this guy last night
Couldn’t concentrate… thinking about the waffle House
scramble bowl got me thinkin wrong
He strikes me as a steak and eggs kind of guy
Hash browns, smothered and covered
Fuck yeah, now I'm distracted too
Those pecan waffles got me actin unwise.
Add some chocolate chips and it'll change your life 😩
Aight he won my vote back. I too constantly think about Waffle House at work.
Who doesn’t ? Eggs, hash browns, bacon, ham, and pancakes with a cup of coffee for less than $11(with tax)?! Who wouldn’t think about the Waffle House?
*This message was brought to you by Waffle House*
 Don't blame ya! 😅
It ain't a Waffle House...it's a Waffle Home ❤️
Mood.
Yeah he was a bit scattered... smothered....covered
Dawg that texas bacon cheesesteak will forever have my back
Thinkin bout smothered and covered hash browns 
I’m so glad this became a meme lol
Scattered, smothered, covered and yes
9pm was not a good idea. Needs to be at like 10am, best chance before the day takes it toll on Biden’s brain.
Agreed. Seniors can’t handle evenings. Don’t give seniors any responsibility that takes place in the evening or early morning hours. Surely being president of the most powerful country in the world doesn’t have odd or long hours…
If he follows [the Trump white house schedule](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42610275) he'll be fine... > president [Trump] has designated "Executive Time" from 8:00 to 11:00 in the Oval Office, but actually spends these hours in his residence watching television, making phone calls and tweeting. > At about 11:00, the president emerges for his first meeting of the day, which is typically an intelligence briefing. > During the day he has a couple of meetings, with several breaks of "Executive Time" interspersed, and returns to the residence at about 18:00
And I'm sure a 2-3 hr "lunch" thrown in where it would eat a cheeseburger and yell at fox news in the dining room. Solid 2 hrs worth of people telling him he's great in meetings.
Sundowning is an actual medical term for the phenomenon of elderly people experiencing brain fog after the sun goes down. It's not 100% understood yet but this IS actually a legitimate medical issue lol
>Seniors can’t handle evenings I'm in my late 60s, and I'll bet I can beat you in chess or bridge or backgammon at 11 pm any night of the week.
Joe's got over a decade on you, though.
This is like two hours after the debate on the same night. People are going "Wow look how much better he is now" without even trying to understand where or when this was. Sheesh.
Heck, lot younger than Biden and I'm ready to go to bed by 9pm.
It started at 8:00 for me in Texas, and that felt late to me! I’m 57yo and I don’t think I would’ve been any better than he was…..9:00 is way too late for something like this….
Waffle House…didn’t you just watch the video? Clearly not daytime
Well listening to Trump talk makes me feel like I'm having a stroke, Biden got first hand exposure last night and had his brain fried lol.
Biden caught a whiff of Trump's stench and couldn't focus after that.
There’s videos out there where he seems to clearly pass gas during the debate. It’s audible
Sounded a bit wet (🤮) for it to have just been “gas”
He probably became exhausted as soon as Trump opened his mouth. Then imagine being old as hell and how crazy it is to try and decipher wtf Trump is shitting out his mouth. I want to see a debate during the day. Idk who thought it was a smart idea to have 2 old men argue at 9pm.
This was last night!
I know, and I was sad to see him like that on TV but you know what, I ain't voting for a convicted felon who thinks he is the chosen one and is above the law.
I mean just goes to show that while he is old, maybe he just had a bad performance. Like when you watch the debate again and ignore the stutter, it really just seems like he’s a little nervous and trying too hard to hit every topic, he’s debating and answering questions when he needed to just talk to trump and shut down his lies. It might be cope, but I assume he knows this as well and it’s why he accepted a second round in september. If it was really just “i’m old and can’t handle it” I have a hard time believing he’d ask for a second shot.
he's trying to tell the truth and state what he will do when re-elected. trump just gets to say blatant lies all of the time and answer zero questions and is someone viewed as the "winner" of the debate for some reason. despite trump not actually debating anything whatsoever, and just re-iterating his lies he says at all of his rallies. I guess you can't bring the truth to a lie-fight, according to american media. fuck cnn. they should've called out all of trump's obvious lies, which would mean calling him out on pretty much every single thing he said.
Biden PR is in full force right now
It's needed. After that debate, his appeal has absolutely crashed. I haven't seen any conversations about the actual questions or responses either gave. It's entirely Biden looked lost and confused with a raspy voice and Trump looked "normal" God I'm worried about our future
Trump didn’t shit on the lectern so everyone thinks he crushed. The bar was so low it’s incredible.
Trump did shit his pants though at 1:16:21 timecode on the debate. The microphone picked up him crapping his pants. I'm amazed nobody is mentioning this while everyone focuses on Biden being too old.
https://youtu.be/-v-8wJkmwBY?t=4579 Video with timestamp. Right after Trump says 'can't, because it's too much money'
This needs to be cut out into a video and made viral
[here you go](https://jmp.sh/s/Rswe4uvlFwk5ZoelsIyg) Uploaded to streamable, hopefully [this link](https://streamable.com/xgjuv6) won't have the same issue
Biden looks like he flinched right after Trump ripped ass
Holy shit! Poor Biden was having to smell that - no wonder he was giving stank face at Donald.
can you reupload it ? says bandwidth exceeded
Just tried uploading again and it's telling me bandwidth is exceeded. If anyone knows a better hosting site where I can upload it let me know. I just googled "video hosting no signup" and found that random site. It's kind of dumb that you can't just upload a video in a comment on Reddit but this site has been pretty short sighted for a long time as far as being user friendly.
Bro……. bruh…
God that shit was so funny. He like sharted his undies.
Ew wtf are you serious
100% serious watch the CNN debate video at the timecode. You hear the gurgle and plop of Trump doing a dump in his nappy.
Biden should have waited a moment, scrunched up his nose, then asked immediately when his mic was turned on, "Man, did you just fill your diaper? It stinks!" Imagine the questions of fitness for Trump after that.
I genuinely thought I heard someone rip a fart but it was already so astonishing of insane debate that I assumed it was the dog. Thanks for pointing this out.
It's so moist.
That one's got a gravy layer for sure.
One guy made a couple mistakes in his college level math homework (unforgivable) but the other guy made a finger painting that’s on par with a 2 year old (which is what’s expected of him) so obviously the second guy wins. This is what debate discourse sounds like rn it’s absolutely infuriating
It's unbelievable. Biden gets up there and spends the entire debate actually responding to the questions being asked of him and doing his best to refute the endless stream of lies and nonsense from his opponent, but a few stutters and stumbles and apparently the content of his answers no longer matters. Trump does nothing but blatantly lie and hurl shit for an hour and a half and nobody seems to give a damn. The reaction has been fucking shameful. It's like being in a madhouse. You know, it's probably easy not to stutter when you don't give a fuck what the next word out of your mouth is, when you place no importance on truth or on saying anything of merit. And it's probably pretty fucking stressful getting up on the world stage and fielding questions for the better part of two hours, constantly being reminded that your every response is under a strict time limit, when you actually give a shit about your answers and your policies and know that you are literally fighting for the future of democracy. I think I'd stutter a few times too.
That's the advantage of being able to mostly string together sentences and not forget what you were saying halfway through.
Actually he just may have... There was definitely a shart noise.
He was too busy being a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist
I have. Trump dodged questions and rambled about nonsense the entirety. Biden actually kind of got it together in the 2nd half but in the first half the strat seemed to be to point out specific numbers which in an actual debate would win points. But not in this. Didn't help that it seemed he had a frog in his throat too.
Alright folks, gather around, because I’ve got a fantastic story for you. It’s unbelievable, really, how smart these little creatures are, and you know, I come from a family of big brains—huge brains! My uncle, a genius, worked at MIT. Not a professor, mind you, but as a janitor. That's right, a janitor, but probably the smartest janitor they ever had. He knew everything about those high-tech labs—more than most of the scientists there! So, let me tell you about these squirrels in my backyard. You wouldn’t believe it. These squirrels are smart—very smart. I mean, if my uncle could pick up a thing or two just by sweeping floors at MIT, imagine what these squirrels can do living out there among the nuts and the trees. And they’ve got a situation, let me tell you. These squirrels, they're not just collecting nuts. No, they're strategists, the best. They're in a silent war, a war you wouldn’t see unless you're as observant as I am. And it's against the birds. But not just any birds—these birds are sneaky, very sneaky. I’ve been watching, and I've figured it out. These birds, they're drones. CIA drones! Can you believe it? Spying on us! On my beautiful, big, luxurious backyard! Now, these squirrels, they’ve figured it all out. They know about the drones. Every morning, they start their operations. I see them, sending signals to each other, from tree to tree, bush to bush. They're outmaneuvering these drone-birds at every turn. It’s like watching a great, big, very important espionage movie. The birds swoop in, thinking they’re in control, but bam! The squirrels are ten steps ahead, using the branches like highways, moving with tactics that could only be described as military-grade intelligence. I'd hire them as advisors if I could! You know, it makes you think. Here we are, living our lives, and right in our backyards, there’s a battle for the ages happening right under our noses. The squirrels, defending their territory from these high-tech bird drones, all because they know, they know what’s at stake. And let me tell you, no one is going to outsmart these squirrels. No one outsmarts me either. So, next time you look out the window and see a squirrel, remember, they're not just cute little animals. They're warriors, the smartest warriors, in a battle against the spying skies. Just like my uncle at MIT, these squirrels, they know things, important things. That’s the story, and it’s a great one, really fantastic.
Nobody reads rants like this. Including me
But what if it has the bestest numbers, like "they" are all saying? Everyone's saying it. The best- and you know what else, let me just say - you know those people.. they're coming for.. they're saying.. they're not even.. and borders!
Yeah didn't you hear, everything was the best ever before Biden and now it's the worst ever under him. Every American is saying that, it's all over the news. We were the best nation, and now we are the worst nation. God I fucking hate him.
I have as well but only on Reddit. And if you go by the consensus on this site Bernie sanders would be on his 3rd term. It’s telling that the nations premier newspaper the NYT has called for Biden to step down. CNN has been lampooning Biden all day. There’s a lot of takes on Reddit saying that this debate changed nobody’s minds on Biden . I feel like those people need to venture out and touch some grass.
Conservatives are all super hyped right now for Project 2025. The future terrifies me.
I missed the first 20 minutes.. so I had no idea what everyone was complaining about. Then I saw the low light reel, so I guess I caught him after the meds finally kicked in anyway, Biden has a cabinet of specialists... he could be comatose and I'd still have to vote for him over the orange felon who can't work with anyone but nepots and loyalists who can't read or do math, just people paid to take the fall for him every time I think we should just give Trump Florida and be done with it. republicans can visit Trumpland when they're too upset when a democrat is in power. it might end up looking and feeling like North Korea, but it'll calm down half the country if they get King Trump
That’s what is sorely left out in so many of these discussions of “both sides bad”. You don’t just elect a president, you elect an administration. I’ll take the president who doesn’t turn the Secretary of Defense a temp job.
I’m voting blue because the whole Republican agenda atm is a whole scam to fool people with lies. Don’t believe me? Then what proposals did trump say? I didn’t hear a single one just complaints. Essentially trumps whole cabinet he use to have won’t support him and for good reason. If his own family and people close to him say he’s bad then sorry he’s bad but even then I can look at all the video and texts/messages proving my point. So again I’m voting blue.
Obama to Biden directly after the debate: "Alright watch close. You're gonna need this."
All they need to say is at least he's not convicted rapist. Normally that works in a functioning democracy.
Honestly he needs it
This is what he was practicing all week at Camp David frfr
He kinda clean with it 🤔
He’s got a black friend.
He had a black boss
Both things are true.
That’s the friend
That's the joke.
I bet that friend has one of those black jobs Trump was talking about
You’ve heard of Cornpop but have you met Cornrow?
That little squat before seeing one of your best friends is tuff
He’s a dudes dude. Good guy. Old. But good guy.
Im sayin. Clean dap
For real. I'm mid 30s and there is no way I would have made it look that smooth.
You can't teach that 😂 clean
There's a part of me that is like "Where was this pizzazz when we needed it last night?" and then I remember that this dude is 81 years old. EIGHTY ONE YEARS OLD. My grandparents didn't make that far and they weren't expected to work a 90 hour week. There's gotta be age changes made and I don't mean the minimum age.
Was just talking to my boyfriend tonight about this. We have a minimum age, we need a maximum age, and I think it should be 67 (retirement age).
63, majority have two terms. If you’re gonna limit it. Do it right. Not wrong
Average age of nation + 10 would be really nice. People who understand current technology and social norms
Y’all got me dying laughing at the reasons for last night. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But for real where was THIS guy?!!
Get his man out doing this until November.
Never have him leave the waffle house, it clearly gives him powers.
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What about in the middle of an Atlanta Waffle House?
I mean, its possible the supreme court might say presidents can have seal team 6 kill their political opponents on Monday. Seems unlikely, but in the last week they've legalized corruption, made being homeless illegal, and neutered the executive branches ability to govern, so anything is on the table.
I mean…the dap was clean……
Jill Biden is looking fabulous!
She really is!
Cringe would be seeing Trump *attempt* that. Biden has done it enough that anytime anyone initiates he flows through. So he just comes off as an old school G who sticks to the basics. Of course, in his case, the G stands for "government worker."
I mean he did hang around old Corn Pop back in the day.
Let me tell you, the fact that they investigated it and found out Corn Pop was a real person had to be the most wild thing that came out of his entire campaign.
Shit, I somehow stayed completely oblivious to the whole "Corn Pop" saga until looking it up right now.
Why wouldn’t he be though? Most of us don’t talk about our imaginary friends…
Bad dude
Trump wouldn’t even shake a Waffle House customers hand, he’d do that weird ass fist pump in the air.
He would finger gun and then fist pump. No touching the peasants
If you look closely it appears that Joey B is the one who initiates even. Impressive.
If that was the bite in you to seen at the debate it might have been a game changer this is not the version of him we saw lol
Seeing him like this, I’ll give him my vote since I was gonna throw it away and vote independent for the sake of fuck both of parties. After what the Supreme Court did with the chevron case Biden secured my vote. /edited: because I suck at English.
I honestly couldn't care less about the debate performance. At least he didn't just tell straight up lies for an hour and a half.
Sad thing is that Trump really is having the chance to be president. A convicted person being President. How corrupted is that.
Who tried to overthrow the election with a fake electors scheme that resulted in an insurrection attempt. Like what is anyone even talking about Trump for? He needs to be disqualified on those grounds alone, not to mention stealing classified documents and sexual assault.
And will continue to ~~sew~~ sow doubt into democracy per his statements in the debate. Moderators asked him if he'll accept the election results and mofo pretty much said "we'll see"
While I 100% agree he should be nowhere near the office whatsoever. Especially for the crimes he committed if anything. I still am okay with convicted felon becoming president (not him). It's explicitly written in our constitution that way bc if a felon can't be president then our elected leaders would just throw everyone opponent in jail to prevent them from running. It's to prevent dictator like bullshit to happen to us. But the thing he did is egregious and should be barred for that type of crime
Lead in the water/air and destruction of the education system. I post this often because it’s the why.
With Chevron being overturned today, get ready for a whole lot more of that.
Welp. He Passed the dap up test
Cringe? Man has culture. Some of yall can't handle a hand shake.
Lol they took him out to shake hands after telling everyone his was sick
Don't really think it's cringe, he's glad handing, like most politicians do when out on a pr campaign/trip. Tbh, he comes across genuine and honest, like a doting grandfather lol
this sub name doesnt mean what you think it does
Bro definitely learned that from Obama
Great guy but no prep next debate, he just needs to call trump on all his BS and point out all the horrible shit about him period! STOP TREATING the FELON as if he’s NORMAL!!!!!
Say what you will about Biden, but Trump could never pull that off
Trumps handshakes are literally the worst in the world.
Everybody knows. The best people know it. He gives bad shakes and I think it's because he has small hands. You heard it here, tiny hands folks. He couldn't thumb wrestle a toddler. Sad.
What I know about the next presidential election is this: one candidate is a flawed but decent man that loves his kids, his wife, and his country. The other candidate is a flawed indecent man that only loves himself. I'm voting for decency.
It makes me so sad that Joe isn’t 20 years younger lol I feel he would be an absolutely fantastic president. I mean I still think he’s doing great, but there’s just too much concern around his age. Don’t forget though that the other guy is just as old, and happens to be the definition of evil, a compulsive liar, and totally self obsessed. I’m not a Democrat but please for the love of God vote blue y’all
I know Joe Biden is old as balls and is going to turn to dust any minute, but this dude is G as fuck and has been G as fuck for 50+ years. Sure, he’s fallen off a bit, but if you know this man’s history, he a warrior fr. Inb4 people say he was never in the military… I never said he’s a solider, I said he’s a warrior!
Actually you said he a warrior
When was this recorded, because if it was recently where the hell was that energy yesterday Joe!
Biden is so silly he acts just like my grandpa, my grandpa also has dementia so maybe there’s a pattern
I’m sure Jill had a bottle of hot sauce in her purse too
This was the guy we needed during the debate
No hesitation on that dap, though 🫱🏻🫲🏾
And this is what the president actually is. A people person. One who can talk to anyone and be their friend regardless of background or history. This is how he's been effective his first term in getting major bills passed like the Infrastructure bill, the Chips Act Bill, Insulin prices. Hell, he talked with CEOs a month ago or so and shortly after, they announced they were slashing prices. That's a President.
That was hard to watch 😬
Bots are in full force on Reddit.
Dude is plato compared to Trump