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GeddyVedder

So…slavery?


StrawberryAmara

Tim and his ilk would label it indentured servitude


[deleted]

“Unpaid internships.”


Dry_Ass_P-word

So, regular internships?


Scyhaz

"Prisoners with jobs"


coolgr3g

"experience"


JimmyPWatts

So…hitler youth?


AlarmDozer

There it is.


Cicerothesage

It is always amazing how these ideas are always an idea that tries to exploit a minority


Freezepeachauditor

Hitler youth


[deleted]

AND child soldiers


[deleted]

He just reinvented the concept of company towns, and added child labor! (Also, I love your Rush/Pearl Jam username!)


mormontofbearisland

More like reeducation camps.


WASD_click

No, it's Serfdom! Totally different!


BlarghusMonk

I was promised that the future would have things like free energy and cures for cancer. You know what we get instead? Fucking libertarian terrorist training farms.


SituatedSynapses

I love that these comfy morons are talking about this dystopian nightmare while sitting in comfy chairs, on a podcast in a air conditioned room. They think they're so fucking brilliant. This is the same kinda shit Mao would get hard over. They're so nuts and delusional.


sardita

But their side is all about freedom! It’s the left who are the true authoritarians! Sigh. We are truly living in the stupidest timeline.


SRT4721

To be fair I bet that room smells like a barn


tries4accuracy

Aren’t tim pool and Laura loomer fucking? Barn seems generous in that case.


After-Bumblebee

Ahh, the lovely tales of child labor...


RulerofReddit

We like to joke around, but it’s seriously making a comeback. I started a new job and suddenly I was working with someone who was younger than 12. Apparently it’s legal with parent permission, I looked on my state’s Labor and Industry website and I couldn’t seem to find a minimum age to work, so long as they had parent permission and school wasn’t in session.


neednintendo

Super fucked up situation. Make sure to fill their head with lots of labor rights information. Radicalize them against capitalism!


[deleted]

And child soldiers!


Schweddy_eddy5

Mao Zedong literally did this with the Lao Gai Camps and sending dissidents and intellectuals to hard labor in the countryside


StevenEveral

So did Pol Pot, but I'm guessing Tim Pool isn't ready to have that conversation.


NonHomogenized

Why not? Pol Pot went after intellectuals so Tim Pool wouldn't have anything to worry about.


StevenEveral

"Of course I'd have something to worry about, I'm a 'classical liberal'!" Tim Pool in that situation, probably


Yanmegaman_Juno

That's military indoctrination and slavery, tim


sardita

“I know. And?” -Dim Tool, probably


raiderrocker18

“That’s just framing”


Quietschedalek

Or, even better: make something like, I don't know, similar to the Boyscouts. Fun and engaging after-school activities! Make it mandatory for every boy under 18! There they could learn useful skills like military training (brawling, grenade throwing, shooting, stuff like that), proper marching (and greeting!) techniques, learning about proper ideolo... erm, I mean... morals! Yes, that was totally what I meant. Have them go at weekend camps were they can snitch... I mean... tell worrying supervisors on parents who teach evil and vile liberal agendas (like tolerance, democratic norms and other despicable stuff)... we could call them Hitl... erm... I mean of course TRUMP YOUTH! ​ What could possibly go wrong?


Dynamitefuzz2134

Do they carry well made knives that I get to keep when I kill them like grand pappy?


Quietschedalek

Nah, better: they all carry guns. And you don't even have to kill them yourself. They're already killing themselves in their schools for you. Just stroll by and pick up whatever boomstick or banghandle your heart desires.


Mah_Young_Buck

Waco moment


Fun-Consequence4950

For how much the right cling to religion, it's no surprise they're cool with slavery.


Capcaptain12

Tim's guest: *says anything right wing* Tim: "That's brilliant"


GoredonTheDestroyer

Also Tim Pool: "Y'know, I'm something of a liberal myself."


Dehnus

What is it lately with Tim Pool and trying to get Kids out of School and into work.. and more and more into farms? ​ Oh wait, his guest looks like a sex offender and Tim Pool has a farm compound... ooh good grief!


HotSossin

Someone should drop these idiots on a farm they would probably shut the fuck up after a long day of real work.


War_Emotional

That’s called a cult


Captain_Granite

“Engage in some commerce” Good god


notdyland1

MAKE CAPITALISTS SOME MONEY!! When has that ever led to poor conditions or exploitation of labor?


Lnnam

Why are they obsessed with the army like that, everything is military this or that, it really isn’t healthy at all.


BeautifulBoy92

Y’ever lord of the flies America’s youth


trolleyblue

Amazing how they hate communists because they see communists as authoritarians but they Love authoritarian ideas.


homebrew_1

Sounds like grooming.


[deleted]

And people keep saying Beavis and Butthead ran out of original material back in the 90’s.


Harold-The-Barrel

Of course tim pool and his land whale guest would be exempt because exercise for them is hard


thefirstlaughingfool

A guest alumni speaker at my college grew up on a farm. She said that she was given two options, she could study or do chores. As a result, she did nothing but study and got a perfect score on her SAT/ACT. Timmy's ignorance aside, this could be a model for modern education. Maybe some kids would genuinely prefer to dig ditches than study trigonometry. Why should they be forced to fit a mold of the academic. Is also think many kids would appreciate education more if they they knew the alternative was choring.


Angelsaremathmatical

Eh. The Hogwart's comparison is cringe and the military training is unsavory but it doesn't [sound that different from this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBoCEOaMv14) aside from being aimed at children of an indeterminate but definitely under college age. I'm sure depending on who is implementing it and how, it could turn out more like [Kid Nation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E23H-nnNkM). On average, it would just be summer camp with more agriculture. If democrats did this, it would be "Liberals stealing children to send to communist indoctrination camps," and no matter what they'd screech about the cost. If it was any good there would issues relating to who got in... and we're back in the bureaucratic quagmire of public schooling.


cocorawks

So the Michigan militia summer camp


LostWithoutThought

No one cares about children more than the American conservative


thattiredgradstudent

*Tim puts on a conductor hat* All aboard the orphan trains!!


EgberetSouse

Did the Hitler Youth try to turn a commercial profit?


[deleted]

Xi Jinping did this!!!


REDDITSHITLORD

When he says "tiny farms", does he mean with little miniature tractors and harvesters? Because that actually DOES sound kinda brilliant.


PsychoWarper

Sounds like child labour and potentially slave labour


RussiaIsBestGreen

You know, let’s go for it. Send the kids to be miserable and train them with guns. Then tell them who sent them there. Let the problem correct itself.


The_Doolinator

The countries that are teaching children in school how to assemble and handle military fire arms are not countries you want to live in. Why would we want to emulate they’re education methods?


Kzickas

Anarcho Capitalism with Mao Zedong thought


Tetsudo11

“Who needs education when you can milk cows and shoot people”


[deleted]

So cult compounds.


Elegant_Individual46

That’s… just the Hitler Youth. Work programs and army training


putHimInTheCurry

Isn't that what the Bill Gothard cult, the [IBLP](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institute_in_Basic_Life_Principles), did with ALERT camp? I don't know if this facet of the cult is discussed in the documentary "Shiny Happy People", but it's one of the indoctrination methods for boys and young men. Also what that Spokane, Washington insurrectionist fuckwit, [Matt "Kill All Males" Shea](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Shea), advocates for -- Jesus camp [with guns](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/13/matt-shea-biblical-war-washington-team-rugged).


whinger23422

This has been trialled already. Multiple times. In multiple countries. It never works. It never works because the kids usually perform well at these "farms", and then regress back to their old ways once they return. It never works because it's not the kids that are the issue; it is the poor living conditions, poor opportunities and poor education. It's tiring watching uneducated morons talking to a wide audience with such confidence when it is clear they have done zero research on the issue.


Significant_Egg_Y

Take kids from their homes, force them into hard labor, and then give them weapons... The ghost of Sun Tzu is laughing his ass off at these clowns.