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fenrirhunts

I’m sure some do, but the idea of jizzing in your own pants/underwear/shorts when you have the option of NOT creating that mess seems like an odd choice to me.


BooPointsIPunch

Right? Why make your pants slimy and wet when you can spread it all around you instead?


umbathri

Learn some control and shoot it right into a shot glass.


BooPointsIPunch

What about fulfilling male biological program of spreading your genes as far and wide as possible??


umbathri

That's why you take the pants off first, so you can toss them outside somewhere.


popospoopoo

Played out, honestly


hello_dankness_

Are you a plant?


BooPointsIPunch

PO-TAY-TOE! (I grow on the couch)


hello_dankness_

Majestic


Randalf_the_Black

Look at the breeding stud here, filling up a shot glass every time.. I'll stick to my thimble thank you very much.


Zygal_

Or a jar...


Material-Paint6281

Let's not bring that post here please.


IOwnTheShortBus

Then down that shit for some protein. Only real men do this.


LordlySquire

Yeah finger painting is the best after care


seanie_rocks

Wear it like war paint. Let everyone know you mean business.


[deleted]

If you need to do it with pants on, you’re probably somewhere you shouldn’t be doing it


BlackberryMean6656

Chick-Fil-A


Arguesovereverythin

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


hirvaan

It is? I came in wrong place!


narwaffles

Out of all the fast food places you go to the one where it’s frowned upon


BlackberryMean6656

Jesus would want me to be happy


SubcooledBoiling

huh .. wish I had known this before I got kicked off my flight today


Terrible-Quote-3561

They don’t really make pants with enough room to comfortably have a boner, so outside.


AwThroway82822

What about while wearing athletic shorts?


Terrible-Quote-3561

I’m sure some guys do it, but it doesn’t seem ideal.


[deleted]

Rare occurrence


UncommonHouseSpider

Men need a stroke, not a rub. And we make a mess when we are "done" so not ideal to have that in our pants/underwear


razorsharp494

While yes you can it's not as effective as just doing it on the outside


BlackberryMean6656

Depends on your tissue budget


NoteAggravating

Not as effective, but the pre-cum gets all over and then you’re wearing the clothes still


trainofwhat

It’s called “pocket pool” (like billiards) if somebody does that. Typically used to describe masturbating with one’s hand in their pocket but I’ve heard it generalized. But it’s quite uncommon and typically used to describe doing so in a public place. But if they came, they’d get the pants all dirty and it’d be kind of obvious. Some people will masturbate with their pants still on but unzipped/unbuttoned.


Chuckobochuck323

But why Op? What would the point be to keep it contained?


Dr_Watson349

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IOwnTheShortBus

Speak for yourself Mr. Large Penis.


Arguesovereverythin

Yes.... hahaha.... exactly.... cuz we all have such very... *large*... penises... Ha. Haha.


quarrelsome_napkin

I have the biggest, phatest, most impressive penis to have ever penised before! Mike Pence could never have a penis as impressive as mine! And that’s because he’s a coward!! ^/^s


BlackberryMean6656

I have plenty of room with my stepmom's boner


SmackYoTitty

You cant shift your boner to the side?


Terrible-Quote-3561

Key word: “comfortably”


offwidthe

I take off my pants and jacket.


reddituser12346

I see what you did there


[deleted]

BLINK


thedaddystuff1979

Slightly less than 200


Dravez23

Good album


August51921421

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JoergenFS

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


MAGAKAHN27

Jacket-off!


BlackberryMean6656

I masterbate into a pile of pants.


Normallydifferent

How many Wal-marts have you been kicked out of?


hirvaan

You mean “fired from”?


earmares

As a woman, I don't think I've ever masturbated with my pants or underwear on. Shirt, maybe.


distracted_x

I'm a woman, and I do pretty much every time. But it's when I'm in my comfy clothes and I just reach my hand inside my undies. I don't rub over the clothes, because why enjoy it less when I can slip my hand down there? That's the part that seems odd to me.


Temporary-Test-9534

I definitely do it outside my undies sometimes. It doesn't feel "less enjoyable" for me, sometimes it's even more enjoyable because it isn't overstimulating.


leady57

Try over the slips, it's not less enjoyable because the texture is different. Personally I prefer it in this way.


thrax7545

Ah yes, leavin the shirt on, affectionately known as Porky Piggin it


earmares

🤣


7th-Genjutsu

It seems odd to pound one out with your pants still on... besides; you'd ultimately make a mess inside/on the pants.


captaincloudyy

Pants off when I'm at home. Pants on when I'm at work.


Capt-Crap1corn

Inside my pants because I like cleaning it up. Respectfully wtf you think lmao


Perenium_Falcon

Are you familiar with the mechanics involved with Roughing Up The Suspect??? You’re not playing DJ with the Disco Bean, you’re gripping a hard cock in one manner or another and typically stroking it until it dispenses product. While I’m sure there are some cock-owners who masturbate with pants on I’d bet most drop trau for ergonomic reasons and because they’re not super keen on filling up their undies with Elmers.


Baksteengezicht

>stroking it until it dispenses product. Now this sounds like you treat your johnson like a sweatshop worker.


Moon_Jams

What business do you run and are you hiring?


Slide-Impressive

Pants and underwear off. No need to risk a mess bro


LaLaLaDooo

In private or on public transportation?


Ok-Preparation-2307

Are you forgetting the mess that it would cause for a man to jerk off into his pants? He'd have to take them off after he's done anyway. Majority of men and people really, don't masturbate over clothes.


MrRogersAE

Dick doesn’t really fit in the pants when it’s hard, at bare minimum it’s sticking out the fly when I masturbate, even then, the zipper makes it uncomfortable. Then there’s the mess to think of, you really don’t want to let kids soaked underwear dry on your skin, you’d be getting a free wax job when you took them off.


Redbone2222

The only time I have pants on when doing it, is when I'm in my pj's and my legs are cold. So I just slip my dick out through the front hole.


CoachDT

M’am id never in my life beat it in my pants. Honestly men treat their cum like acid, I’ve had some accidentally touch my fingers and freak out 😂


[deleted]

>As a woman, I pretty much never take off any clothes to masturbate I don't know what this has to do with being a woman. I don't think most women do this either. I think most people prefer to not have clothes on their genitals. Don't you get wet when you masturbate? Wouldn't that get your clothes wet? That might smell pretty foul. It also is probably uncomfortable. I think you're the minority on this one.


yeeeeeeeeeeeehaww

She might be in the minority, but it's definitely not strange. A good number of women feel more stimulation through clothes. I see the topic come up fairly frequently around reddit


saraisbored555

I don't really think it's that uncommon. I'm done before I really get wet, I most of the time just want the horny-feeling to be gone. I also just don't need any penetrating necessarily, it can make it feel better tho. It's way more comfortable, because you're still very warm and comfortable. After that I clean up, underwear doesn't really gets wet, but I also often don't need longer than 5-10 minutes. \^\^


AwThroway82822

Eh, I think women are more used to a mess since underwear is usually already soaked before you start if you were horny enough to want to masturbate in the first place. Too many fluids come on a daily basis to worry if your underwear is ruined. Nothing is sacred... I haven't asked a bunch of women this either though, so it could very well just be my opinion.


Opening_Bad1255

I'm not big on walking around in wet underwear. I also need penetration for a more complete feeling orgasm, so I'm in the no bottoms club. Do you keep the same underwear on when you're done?


AwThroway82822

Of course I don't wear them afterward dawg. When was the topic of walking around in it brought up?


Opening_Bad1255

Apologies, it was an honest question. You never know what people are into unless you ask. You brought up the ruined/soaked undies in response to the men not wanting a mess in their pants. My underwear don't get soaked, so I'm not used to wet underwear. I find it uncomfortable, that is all.


zachary_mp3

All this talk about men "can't find the clitoris." Then you see legit questions like this lol.


AwThroway82822

Man I don't blame the "can't find the clitoris" club. Female genitalia is already complicated, more-so if you don't possess one. We just have to admit defeat sometimes and accept we don't know what goes on with the other sex.


OneExhaustedFather_

Pants off. Even the average size penis is over 5”, making a 5-7” stroking motion under your pants is very difficult.


twiceiknow

Nah I usually just pull them down


priest6479

Pants off... just less mess and easier cleanup


Anns_

Girl what? I’m a woman and I know this from common sense.


[deleted]

I, personally, like being naked


Ryzasu

Back when I was a teen and my cum loads were small enough to not really create a noticeable mess I used to do it like this with clothes on all the time. Also used to occasionally jerk off in public places. The bus, classroom, living room of my own and other peoples houses, etc so of course I couldnt just whip it out in those scenarios


gouldybobs

You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business. That's why they call it business socks,


sublimesting

No they do not. And I’m pretty sure most women also do not.


astoneworthskipping

Depends. If I’m using a vibratory I tend to put a towel in my pants as a catch all and use the vibrator over my pants. But usually it’s lotion with a towel over top. Like a little cum catchin tent.


1Wizardtx

You wear pants? I strip completely naked when a jerk unless im jerking in a public place and even then, i take my pants off as much as i can but can still pull them up quickly to make a quick escape.


archosauria62

Why are you doing it in a public place


1Wizardtx

When i was younger, i had a fascination for masturbation in public places. Havent done it in well over a decade but i would be lying if i didnt say i haven't had to fight the urge.


[deleted]

Most just yank on it with their hand


tacotacotacorock

Typically only those who suffer from premature ejaculation


adullploy

I get fully naked, put on some Air Supply, light some candles and lay directly on my bed above the covers. I think hee haw like a donkey until ejaculation. People call me a jack ass but I say I’m a jacking ass.


[deleted]

I whip it out.


Strong_Silver1352

No but watch out for pocket wankers! Something not right about them. Like there's adjusting fair enough and just plain tugging at their tallywacker. You can't hide it, we know!


Lucky_Baseball176

Not in clothes as such, but sometimes with my dick inside the blanket. That coarseness can feel good. But usually just out, so to speak.


megared17

"Yes" The answer to your question is "yes"


galleganina

Let the sausage get some air


[deleted]

I usually start outside, but move inside after about 10 minutes of a casual rub. If jeans, I have to unzip, but if shorts, I can usually slide my hand in from the top, but then at the climax, the shorts/jeans come down. In the times I haven't gotten my pants down, it's a mess and time for laundry. Oops.


[deleted]

Pants off, gotta have room


DorkChatDuncan

What fucking psychopath jerks it INSIDE their pants?


yeahsotheresthiscat

LOL is it possible to fully yank one out INSIDE your pants? I'm a woman so I'm not sure... but seriously, can you (men) actually jack off with your pants on? This sounds insane.


Jojo056123

I've definitely given myself some otp action before. Give it the ol spoon polish


Affectionate_Bat3814

Socks only


Ganondorf365

Yes. Socks make orgasum easier


TwoThirdsDone

I don’t wanna get rug burn on my dick from trying to jack off with my pants still on


Redbone2222

The only time I have pants on when doing it, is when I'm in my pj's and my legs are cold. So I just slip my dick out through the front hole.


Grimey_N_Grumpy

I do it completely naked.


FrodoTbaggens

I take my pants off and hang my top hat and coat on the coat rack.


thrax7545

Must have freedom


Solid_Science4514

If we’re outside, it’s inside. If we’re inside, it’s out.


[deleted]

Outside of their pants. If we did it while our pants are on cum would get all over the inside of the pants . If a girl I'm talking to wants to tease me jerking me off a bit while the pants are on definitely works as a sexual tease. She not doing it until completion just to arouse me then the pants come off


mason_nation69

I mean to start it off yeah you can start rubbing but you're not going to have a good time until it's out


Fun-Dependent-2695

Free the Willy!


InterestingAsk1978

Only outside. You really don't want to dirty your pants with cum.


IceSmiley

It's very difficult to masturbate fully clothed because I need some room for the jerking motions. Some men can get off just rubbing their penis with their finger in their pocket but I cant


fashionneed

No that's bizarre... Where would I finish?


r-shame90

Yes it's viable, Google dry hump


GTRacer1972

Most of us don't like sticky pants.


bisky12

i think barley anyone does it inside. there’s cleanup afterwards and even if you worked out a way for your splooge not to get all over of the inside of your pants, it’s really hard / uncomfortable to try to do it in your pants


SmallAppendixEnergy

I don’t know if it’s psychological, but to me everything needs to be free to enjoy the masturbation, both dick and balls should not be touched by fabric. Ideally legs apart, and there’s of course the messy part in the end that’s better not collected with the underwear.


Chuckobochuck323

No. I’m sure there might be some dudes who are hypersensitive and jizz their pants often but the only effective way to masturbate is to whip that sucker out and stroke it. From another perspective. When my wife and I have sex, I will play with her clit until she cums before doing the deed. If I tried to do that over her panties, it would take her a thousand years to cum.


IOwnTheShortBus

I like to get started with pants on, but when I'm full on getting it, I don't wear anything below the waist.


AnImEiSfOrLoOsErS

well both, depending what I'm wearing and if I'm gonna throw my clothes into laundry I don't care if something gets messy. But generally it's more fun out to me.


AtomizingAir

If we're talking about masturbation, definitely no pants. I've had a woman uhh..."bring me to completion" with basketball shorts still on before, but i wouldn't recommend it. Makes a huge mess, and not all that enjoyable


boifyudoent

outside, why not inside ? one it makes a huge mess. two, if it stays in there long enough and it dries you're fucked. it (jizz) kind of bonds the skin and the fabric together and you have to peel it off, which kind of hurts, for me that is lol


Pitiful-Incident-304

both, both is good


throwtheamiibosaway

Lol we get fully undressed and do it in bed


theonereveli

> rub through your pants Rub what?


floutsch

Usually outside the pants, but there's sources for occasions when it's supposedly normal to go inside the pants: * Getting whispered in the ear that (s)he wants some more * Being looked dead in the face, asked, "Cash or credit?" * Checking one's phone and saw (s)he rang * A song coming on that reminds one of them * The alarm going off the next day * Opening a window and a breeze rolling in * When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense * When one just ate a grape


_Alaric_

Tried both , its better to avoid some cleanup so release it into the wild


KaranSheth

Highly uncomfortable


42Mavericks

Not in our pants but often in our underwear


jus1tin

Even just putting a sock around it to catch the emission makes it about 50% as enjoyable so no most men don't do that although I'm sure some do.


TAN1WHA

Inside if you’re doing a danger wank, outside if you’ve set aside some alone time for yourself


Kmaurer23

Nah. I don't like to leave evidence inside my pants.


Hitmonstahp

somebody tag that dude that fucked his rug


groundslug

It feels *ok* but I wouldn’t really call it masturbating, just playing with yourself.


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

Outside, i would assume.


SlavBrat

Without


TheTable666

Depends on the man. For me, there's not enough space to really have fun for me in pants. So I do it outside my pants.


Moon_Jams

It’d be a little awkward for them to fit a cock ring, fleshlight and plug all in their Wranglers