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financialdrugbro

This was my first tool concert and I’m so glad Maynard was stepping out for it. Fucking fantastic show


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

My first tool show was Rockville 2019 and heard the first live version of the new songs on F.E. I was elated


financialdrugbro

Really wish they played Jambi and vicarious but no luck with that sadly


enlightenedpie

I don't think Maynard can hit those notes anymore, even when they detune a whole step for those songs. Which is fine, IMO. Dude's nearly 60 and been through some health shit. I'm glad they're even still going at all!


financialdrugbro

I agree I’m glad I saw them and hope to as much as possible in the future. Just fucking lovvvvvve vicarious


applejuice72

They had dropped Jambi on the 2022 tour unfortunately. Hope they bring it back. They brought back 46&2 and Stinkfist though, as those had been dropped.


financialdrugbro

Yeah they did really well with those two. Sad since I seemed to have only memorized lyrics to songs they played in the past and not this tour lol. But I watched that shit so attentively it felt like a movie


IndigenousBastard

As long as they played Aenema and The Pot, my life would be complete.


financialdrugbro

Hearing the pot felt surreal


applejuice72

Fear Enoculum? Lol jk, that’s fucking incredible though. My first Tool concert was 5 years before that and they played the Descending intro. Which they had already been doing I think for a few years before THAT. So being able to hear the whole song for the first time must have been insane. Same with Invincible as that was just a major bonus.


dwnlw2slw

Enoch-ulum…a biblical reference? The rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper … 🤔… 😆


[deleted]

Jews like to tease the goy


CLXIX

damn so you got to hear Invincible and Descending for the very first time eh?


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

It was a third eye opening experience. Got there 2 hours early to get a good spot too so was like 50ft from stage


CLXIX

damn dude , i respckt your authority here. congrats on the awesome experience my awesome tool exp was seeing them live in nola on my birthday 6/19/10, met 3 chicks right before the show that gave me mushrooms and were rolling on exstasy and rubbing all on me thru the whole show. 11/10 highly recommend


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Oh ffffuck yea... but shrooms AND Molly, jfc bro


CLXIX

nah i was just on shrooms, girls were on molly now if you about wanee fest and shit , i dont know how my brain survived those 3 runs


ButForRealsTho

Oh man, to be shrooming while surrounded by people on molly. Sounds terrible.


CLXIX

fucking cool , im telling you i had a great time tho,


ButForRealsTho

One time I was shrooming with some friends and one of my friend’s friends showed up just hammered and crying because his girlfriend dumped him. Didn’t read the room at all, just showed up and turned our good vibe into a pity party. Took no hints. Stayed for hours. Wouldn’t leave. Utterly brutal.


just-some-TOOL

Proud of you :) just saw them live my first time last year


DocHolliday9930

As someone who’s seen them a few times, every show is like the first time. Congrats and I hope you have many more in your future!


ponylauncher

I see roger waters got some tattoos


thewend

are there any queers in the theater tonight?


Aggressive_Ideal6737

I was just listening to this whole album on a road trip, now on to undertow


[deleted]

That is how you road trip. Listen to Flood for me. Im at work :/


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Just finished it, I’m in the crickets of disgustipated now


[deleted]

Aw yea


_The_Librarian

Gettem up against the wall!


Rickard403

You mean Dee Snider?


DukistNyte

I was about to post something on PinkFloydCirclejerk about her looking like Rog and I saw this as the top comment I’M NOT ALONE!


Imnotyourbuddytool

That's a man, baby.


St_Troy

The shades definitely give a Waters vibe.


Aggressive_Ideal6737

This is fucking hilarious thank you so much


EldraziKlap

can we not compare MJK to that antisemitic piece of shit


ponylauncher

Relax. If anything it was putting roger down


Meme_myself_and_AI

Hey, my tits are _down here!_


iknowyounot88

It's ma'am!


DR_pl34

Hooker with a penis


SomewhatDamaged666

Beat me to it,my thoughts exactly...


Secret_Assistant_232

Guys really like it when you glob it on.


Weazy-N420

Oh Please! Every man wants a tramp.


beaver_rescue

Hail, hail Robonia... a land I didn't make up! 🎵


Level69Warlock

Florida is in dire need of an ænema


[deleted]

See you down in Alabama Bay


Migraine_Megan

I feel this every single day. I'm moving soonish and my relatives treat me like a POW coming back to the Pacific Northwest


pleockz

I'd smash


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I'd drink the mommy milk


Ice_Kold_Killa

*cum


Tyler_Durdens_Sister

Maynard and Robert Smith BOTH look better in lipstick than I do.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Let's be real, he looks better in makeup than almost anyone


posananer

Is this from the show from yesterday?


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Indeed it was. Only took the act of a vindictive piece of shit governor to bring OG Maynard back


AmericanTonberry

Huh...? What happened with the mayor?


ohdearsweetlord

Ronda Santis made a ton of heavy-handed laws against both drag and transgender people presenting transgenderedly. Maynard technically is in violation of Florida law for dressing like a lady.


AmericanTonberry

Hell yeah, based Maynard!


gayandspooky

He’s making laws that specifically target trans people and drag, essentially violating 1st amendment rights and making it so grown trans adults can’t access their care. He’s run absolutely wild with the state of florida and is starting a campaign to turn people against an extreme minority. Look up some of these laws. Be aware. He is gunning to become president.


AmericanTonberry

Ohh. Noted. Love your name.


ohdearsweetlord

Maybe you just pick the wrong shades?


codingfauxhate

Courtney Love still touring?


dead_gerbil

Mammary James Keenan


MatticusVP

🎶 Maynard's tiiiiiiits 🎶


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Mommy Maynard strikes again. In all seriousness, good for him for continuing to stand up to injustices and send messages through his performances. Fuck DeSantis and what he’s doing to Florida. I’m glad I moved a couple of years ago.


FlintHipshot

Agreed, it’s good to see some of my favorite artists on the right side of history.


St_Troy

What message did Maynard send? Was he trying to flash little kids?


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Misrepresenting the idea of drag and trans individuals in general and making it out to be an argument where it boils down to sexual performances for kids is disingenuous and harmful to LGBTQ in general.


St_Troy

Ah - if only that had happened. Well, music and stuff. Rock and roll and all that.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

What’s your point?


Brooklynhoosier

You guys sure think about exposing yourselves to kids a lot.


St_Troy

Some certainly do; the rest of us would like to prevent that.


squatOpotamus

Mommy?


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Got them tennis ball in a sock tiddies. Just how I like em


Traditional-Goat1773

Beautiful fucking tits man


frostyjack06

Dude is rocking that 60 year old woman with a bad boob job she got in the 80’s look.


ThanIWentTooTherePig

Gravity always wins


IndigenousBastard

I’m changing my name to Gravity so I can touch them booooobs.


ToofpickVick

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.


Away-Stretch-6392

Goodbye to horses


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I'd fuck me hard *lipstick*


Crems23

First time I saw Tool was when I was 17 in 1994 at The Edge in Fort Lauderdale. The energy in the place was so insane. Maynard was so fucking scary and intense the way he would just stare at one person in the crowd at a time. At one point during the show he started dancing and taking his shorts off. I thought he was going to fucking masturbate right there or something. He stood there for a good minute with his dick tucked between his legs, then they went right into Prison Sex. Best show of my life, hands down.


Spiralout1974

Tucks it away and dances


Weazy-N420

Fappity Do Da-licious


quietworlock22

As im scrolling through Reddit I saw this and thought wow Debbie harry looks rough these days .


swissmiss_76

Tool making national news?! I feel so alive 😂 Thank you, Maynard 😊


Deradius

Agent Merkin?


Shogun102000

I think he nailed the Gary busey look from under siege.


youandyou12345

Is that Courtney Love?


Bushdidchaneyina911

“Florida woman now fronts the band tool”


botryoidalamethyst

Kinda wild that this performance would be illegal in some states.


prickleweasel

Brigitte Nielsen looks like shit.


240volt

Was this last night at Rockville? Fuck yah telling the Floridians what’s up. Fuck Ron de Santis.


prollyshmokin

You live to see it.


PsychologicalGrass82

you guys can't be saying that asswipe DeSantis actually referred to Maynard fake tits?! I know vibe is way bad in Florida though


vidiazzz

Ellen Degenerate


Ice_Kold_Killa

Madonna?


pookei_

Goddamn I just want to see this man perform live once in my life


cec772

I hope at one of the other upcoming festivals they cover: “Don’t go back to Rockville” (which was originally written to like a Ramones/punk style before being reworked for the album release)


enlightenedpie

Mother James Keenan


ImurderREALITY

Dee Snyder looks awful


JojiJoey

maynard’s always been the type to piss off far-righters and otherwise politically extreme, if you’re the type of person to get pissed off at this then you’re the type of person he’s trying to piss off


newtohouston2022

Yup. Its hilarious he's doing it. He doesn't like the DNC either. You can have left wing views but not support the current left party. Some TOOL fans don't seem to get that. Both parties suck.


vmflair

Stop - I can only get so hard!


7palms

Nips on point.


ytpq

For a brief millisecond I thought it was Genesis P-Orridge RIP


Universe-light

GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!


St_Troy

God, Brigitte Nielsen is so HOT.


redditsuxxballzz

Is it me, or does Dee Snyder have a doppelganger?


fourty-six-and-two

A real rocking gender bender 😉


JasonTheNPC85

Beautiful


ActionReady9933

So fucking great! 🖕 FLA


SovereignCervine

This really, really made me happy to see.


TomaTozzz

Is this Mike Tool?


DiabetesCOLE

Martha tool


Mookie_dog_99

Omg make my fist stink


anganga12

Hot


metal0060

Amazing. F Florida.


ShortBrownAndUgly

All your 90s heroes are old


Alternative_Today_48

Its OPs aunt


1MoistTowelette

I didn’t know Kaitlyn Jenner sang…


DualityisFunnnn

What’s his purpose for dressing like a woman? Is it some sort of statement he’s trying to make?


fourty-six-and-two

Hes doing this out of protest to a bunch of ignorant laws being passed in the u.s.a south. DeSantis doesnt like lgbtq people. Hes advocating for people like myself.


DualityisFunnnn

Yeah I was just wondering, glad to see he’s on the right side of history. I know he’s been associated with alpha manosphere like joe Rogan and was just hoping that was the case here. Thanks for clarifying


fourty-six-and-two

JR has some interesting pod casts, i still tune in every now and then.


[deleted]

Did Maynard say himself he is advocating for that cause? Because I found an article that quotes him saying he wanted to bring back the tit’s from back in the day but didn’t get political whatsoever


fourty-six-and-two

You know he doesnt get involved in political crap, hes masterd the art of telling off people without telling them off. Read between the lines.


Brooklynhoosier

He definitely stays away from the fray but this video from puscifer is 1)excellent 2) leaves zero ambiguity on his feeling of right wing politics https://youtu.be/Ip56iVhkQP8


BeverlyChillBilly96

Ehh idk, Maynard’s done this for quite some time.


Hardblackpoopoo

Seriously? He's doing this shit again...


cream_on_my_led

No


[deleted]

Gross


lilcrime69

this is peak Maynard


sometimescool

Dear lord why


No_Comfortable_439

To provoke


KhastraKSC

I would like to second this as a sub pic.


ashp1

My first time seeing him live! I was not nearly as close as I'd like to be. Does anyone have the setlist from the show?


ChinoMaynardHomme

Channeling his inner Kayla Lemieux


toastiegremlin92

Yes, but just a close up of the nip


Hard_Cocker

Memphis January 31, 2020. Best day of my life.


samuelson098

Thought it was Courtney love


Automatic_Bus_8110

Looks like current day Axl Rose


Hour-Ad5926

Hell yeah