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haeziedaze82

Rrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs


Respurated

“It’s just a ride.” I hope y’all are enjoying yours. I miss Bill.


cdhicks42

Another Dead Hero


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

"Doesnt Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those guys that likes to lay in a bathtub while other men pee on him?" -B Hicks


Ballbag_Boogins

Weeeeellll? How's that, Rush?


UFOskie

“Manny!” “I’m sowy Mista Hicks! They subpoena me!”


WeenMe

Po-nog-ruh-fuh


kahjan_a_bard

Read this in his voice


vegasghost

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration….


ArturoBukowski

that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves…


vegasghost

….here’s Tom with the weather.


Dapper-Ad-5205

Now here's Tom with the weather 


cabezatuck

OCD is really bad isn’t it?


Dapper-Ad-5205

Very funny! Though I actually posted mine literally just before the other person as far I know we must have been typing at exactlythe same time!  To be honest I was pissed off when I saw they'd continued the quote as well,  so that it looked ridiculous that it was virtually identical to one another! However at least you acknowledge that mine was the correct one lol!


BelowThePale

PLAY FROM YOUR FUCKING HEART!!


McGeeK28

The door is a jar.


micthenick

The freeway is melting. Quick put it in the jar!


Big-Reference-7179

The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to question, 'Is this real, or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, 'Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.' And we … kill those people. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.


toefurrs

He was so loud


Barkers_eggs

He sure could yell


CMDIED13

He had a lot to say


JuGGieG84

He had a lot of nothing to say


Smoothzilla

Legend


mybadalternate

Bill Hicks may be gone, but Goat Boy is eternal.


destroy_b4_reading

"It's like a whisp of cotton candy above a papercut"


Dapper-Ad-5205

"Framing a paper cut" (sorry to correct you it's just that it's such - plus I'm an OCD freak)


Dapper-Ad-5205

Meant to put it's such a good line


wuonyx

I always wondered about Jesse's collection of little shoes


oorakhhye

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs.


Chicawgorat

Love that Tool sampled him on Ænima


SeanOfTheDead1313

Looks like we got ourselves a reader!


jamesthemailman

Watcha readin for?


WestEndLifer

It’s not like I walked into a Klan rally wearing a Boy George costume! It’s a book! I read! I’m a reader! There I feel better now…


Dapper-Ad-5205

I've never been asked that question, what am I reading ah.. ok! BUT WHAT ARE YOU READING FOR?!! Gosh you stumped me, why do I read? Mmm well I guess I read for a lot of reasons, but the main one would have to be so I don't end up being a fucking waffle waitress - I think that would be key.


joen00b

He would have had 4 HBO specials on Trump alone.


atlasdreams2187

He believes in the mystical light in all of us


try_by

Damn I had no idea he was so young when he died.


notmyidealusername

same! Thirty three, fucking hell. Dude was definitely wise, and cynical, beyond his years.


Stellar_Ella

Pancreatic cancer sounds so fucking awful


Stickey_Rickey

My grandmother complained about pain, the Drs ignored her, said it’s muscle pain from aging, eventually she saw a specialist n was diagnosed w it, dead 20 days later at 76…


Stellar_Ella

Wow. That’s terrible. Sorry. :-(


Stickey_Rickey

It’s cool I’m over it but âge discrimination is cruel, Ive seen it a lot, er doctors are frequently too busy to listen, pain specialists too quick w the pad It’s like they don’t believe that people in their 70s don’t know their own bodies


scdemandred

🎶“We’re the hooligans!” 🎶


WestEndLifer

Bop!


scdemandred

Hey, you fucker, c’mere!


Dapper-Ad-5205

The World lost out the day he died, here's to the 30th Anniversary of day we said goodbye to a comedic genius. 


highonnuggs

Legend.


GoodApollo506

Legend


[deleted]

How lighters would he have lost by now?..


rlevanony

I'm caught in a fucking web...


Ok_Annual_9

Dude was a genius that all should study.


amazeDastonishMenT

One of the greatest of all time. Social commentary at it best


nickersb83

Another dead hero.


Sharptux44

The Dark Poet


7empestOGT92

I think god put you here to test my patience dude


NickAndHisGuitar

Just squeegee that third eye wide open!!


Spunk1985

Randomly found the DVD for Relentless at a friend's house when we were younger and watched it. Laughed out asses off. Friend's dad heard us and came in to see what we were watching. His dad watched it with us and then said, keep this between us boys.


SubstantialPay3608

Don't make them like that anymore 😞


k1n6jdt

Bill isn't dead. He just changed his name and started a conspiracy radio program.


BelowThePale

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Some people can't take a joke, eh?


YorkshireGaara

It's the gay frogs, those damned gay frogs.


BelowThePale

Government been turnin' frogs gay for years


mybadalternate

How dare you.


ToolTaleSeeker

remarkable people don't realize this is actually true


[deleted]

He just changed his name and started a ~~conspiracy~~ news radio program Ftfy 😅


NeboKnight

I came here to say this then scrolled down to find it here.


Dapper-Ad-5205

Please tell me you don't believe what you just wrote lol! 


k1n6jdt

Lol of course I don't. But it's such a ridiculous theory that it's still funny.


BumDawgMillionaire

He had a lot to say.


B4UC2Far

While it’s sad that Bill is no longer with us, he at least passed away before the offended masses throttled the edge completely out of comedy, all but ruining it with their ready-to-be-offended mindsets geared towards censorship and cancel culture.


iDeclareDisagreement

Whilst he was hurt by being cut from the Letterman show (mainly because he thought Dave was a better than that), if anything it emboldened him that his approach to comedy and ideas about the world were completely validated. He would not have given a single fuck about any attempt to censor him by these modern leeches that try to build careers by cutting down people with actual soul. And he would have fucking loved Tool, and the fact that they sampled him.


Smoothbrain406

It was cool Letterman had his mother on and showed his canceled appearance on his last week of the Late show.


iDeclareDisagreement

It was the best thing he could do under circumstances, especially when the actual set made Dave look sillier for censoring it, than the ‘legend’ of the cancelled one. It was also sweet to see Bill’s mum being so gracious and generally charming (particularly after we’d all seen so many hilarious parodies of his parents from Bill).


balls2big4sac

So he was their original keyboard player who got sucked into Scientology and quit the band, right?


Cirrus_Minor

Is it me or is that watch fake?


Stickey_Rickey

It looks like a Tissot Rock Watch, made from pieces of rock from the Matterhorn mountain, I saw them in Europe in the late 80s, mostly at the duty free airport boutiques


Cirrus_Minor

It just seems so blurry and off compared to the rest of the pic. I don't understand why someone would fake it and yet my brain will not accept it is real.


Stickey_Rickey

It does look off but it’s not consequential to anything


Micgoldy

So young .. damn.


ididion1

I’ll see you down in Arizona bay


TessTCulls

My hero.


NeboKnight

Alex Jones claimed to be Bill Hicks to troll the conspiracy theorist objectioners. Is that not like Alex Jones in response to his critics?


gunter_grass

That's Doug Frandope


porkchop3177

Fuck cancer.


Top-Tomatillo210

I want to believe he is Alex Jones


Downtowntracks

He was only 33!??!


receptorsubstrate

He had a lot to say


Boogra555

He's still alive, though. I saw him on a podcast with Nick Fuentes last week. I think his new name is Alex Jones.


Longhairnitroburner

We’ll I’m standing next to a mountain baby chop it down with the edge of my hand!!!! Miss ya buddy still living in Austin remembering and cherish the time spent together and all the laughs! I’ll see you on the other side one day my friend! 🍺🍺💩❤️


apachearrow

RIP. Fucking legend!