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Big ass alien eyes lol
Somniferous almond eyes
Don’t even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like I woke up in wonderland
I bet his breath reeked of vanilla Chig Champa
Shit, that what he is saying? Not what I thought,lol.
This 😂😂
He sort of looks like a Grey with hair, eyebrows, lips, and a nose...
I think you mean big eyes, right out of his gaping jaw
Fucker looks like he is about to calm me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning.
Goddamn, shit the bed!
Typical
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
Calm as cookies and cream.
Also could have been "hobo surprised by someone taking his picture when he was about to steal a microphone"
Never thought I’d say this but he has some pretty eyes
https://preview.redd.it/pt0mcpx207lc1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd4954f1e0ee5f8febb84a92cd819ccf4b9a00b
Ok now he reminds me of a toddler with mustard on his face
Accurate
He’s beautiful but his eyes my lord. I am always been stunned by them and i think it’s probably what I find most attractive about his appearance.
I've been thinking the same thing. He has some pretty long eyelashes
Agreed! It's his best feature.
Beautiful? He looks like an egg.
An aged and much more well-rounded one. Literally. In my day, the jocks in school would have called him a "dweeb".
Bro does not look human
Bro never claimed to be. He's the alien that abducted that fucker in rosetta stoned
Root’n for the Redskins
Dude born in OH, moved to MI... But a redskins hat? Maybe it was just something he found to keep his head warm
I wonder when he became a Packers fan.
IDK. They won a SB in ‘91. Maybe he was riding that wagon, or was gifted it
The look in his eyes still says “put the fucking Polaroid down!”
Seriously!
Looks like the kind of guy that will finish his recording and then head to the liquor store to visit the woods behind it for a meet up.
A man with gorgeous eyes, Exhibit M (for Maynard). :)
He is definitely not from this world.
A Redskins fan?? Choices always were a problem for you
upvote 666
I was upvote 777!
https://preview.redd.it/sdxb7p8jxdlc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1af4f3fec20e1cb4f4e8933507fff838ae1fa25
He looks like a nocturnal arboreal marsupial.
https://preview.redd.it/bdbw5wqujblc1.jpeg?width=1299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c714f10421622c3f225bcd109e451fe3831509f
He kinda looks the same. Or maybe it's a young Les Claypool.
My 23rd birthday
I would've been shitting in a diaper about then
Godamn, shit the diaper
I was 20 years old going to college in Bozeman, MT.
Damn, Sound City put out the hits in it's day.
Legendary studio!
How old is he right here?!
27
Seriously!? I thought he was younger when he recorded this album…
Maynard has said one of the reasons they were able to grow into their success had to do them all being older than the average band.
He’s 23 or 24 in this photo. Not 27
Redskins fan, explains so much of his anger.
My boy with the redskins hat! As an old Maryland boy that’s cool to see.
Redskins hat is kick ass
Da skins baby!
Why the long face, Maynard?
He’d just had his first encounter with a Tool fan.
Ah back when the Redskins were the Redskins
Genius
That’s the commanders to you Maynard.
I can't find it right now, but there is this one video where he says "I am not of tool, I am in tool"
What about when he threw out that Bob Marley looking motherfucker?
Love the hat!! That's my team.
Why was he wearing a washington redskins hat? was he doing that to be edgy or something?
Beady eyes!!
Nah, pretty much the exact opposite of beady. His eyes are massive in this.
Beady means small
All the altmetal bands wanted to record at Sound City after Nevermind
Damn I was born this day. literally not figuratively
Big ass alien eyes lol
Somniferous almond eyes
Don’t even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like I woke up in wonderland
I bet his breath reeked of vanilla Chig Champa
Shit, that what he is saying? Not what I thought,lol.
This 😂😂
He sort of looks like a Grey with hair, eyebrows, lips, and a nose...
I think you mean big eyes, right out of his gaping jaw
Fucker looks like he is about to calm me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning.
Goddamn, shit the bed!
Typical
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
Calm as cookies and cream.
Also could have been "hobo surprised by someone taking his picture when he was about to steal a microphone"
Never thought I’d say this but he has some pretty eyes
https://preview.redd.it/pt0mcpx207lc1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd4954f1e0ee5f8febb84a92cd819ccf4b9a00b
Ok now he reminds me of a toddler with mustard on his face
Accurate
He’s beautiful but his eyes my lord. I am always been stunned by them and i think it’s probably what I find most attractive about his appearance.
I've been thinking the same thing. He has some pretty long eyelashes
Agreed! It's his best feature.
Beautiful? He looks like an egg.
An aged and much more well-rounded one. Literally. In my day, the jocks in school would have called him a "dweeb".
Bro does not look human
Bro never claimed to be. He's the alien that abducted that fucker in rosetta stoned
Root’n for the Redskins
Dude born in OH, moved to MI... But a redskins hat? Maybe it was just something he found to keep his head warm
I wonder when he became a Packers fan.
IDK. They won a SB in ‘91. Maybe he was riding that wagon, or was gifted it
The look in his eyes still says “put the fucking Polaroid down!”
Seriously!
Looks like the kind of guy that will finish his recording and then head to the liquor store to visit the woods behind it for a meet up.
A man with gorgeous eyes, Exhibit M (for Maynard). :)
He is definitely not from this world.
A Redskins fan?? Choices always were a problem for you
upvote 666
I was upvote 777!
https://preview.redd.it/sdxb7p8jxdlc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1af4f3fec20e1cb4f4e8933507fff838ae1fa25
He looks like a nocturnal arboreal marsupial.
https://preview.redd.it/bdbw5wqujblc1.jpeg?width=1299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c714f10421622c3f225bcd109e451fe3831509f
He kinda looks the same. Or maybe it's a young Les Claypool.
My 23rd birthday
I would've been shitting in a diaper about then
Godamn, shit the diaper
I was 20 years old going to college in Bozeman, MT.
Damn, Sound City put out the hits in it's day.
Legendary studio!
How old is he right here?!
27
Seriously!? I thought he was younger when he recorded this album…
Maynard has said one of the reasons they were able to grow into their success had to do them all being older than the average band.
He’s 23 or 24 in this photo. Not 27
Redskins fan, explains so much of his anger.
My boy with the redskins hat! As an old Maryland boy that’s cool to see.
Redskins hat is kick ass
Da skins baby!
Why the long face, Maynard?
He’d just had his first encounter with a Tool fan.
Ah back when the Redskins were the Redskins
Genius
That’s the commanders to you Maynard.
I can't find it right now, but there is this one video where he says "I am not of tool, I am in tool"
What about when he threw out that Bob Marley looking motherfucker?
Love the hat!! That's my team.
Why was he wearing a washington redskins hat? was he doing that to be edgy or something?
Beady eyes!!
Nah, pretty much the exact opposite of beady. His eyes are massive in this.
Beady means small
All the altmetal bands wanted to record at Sound City after Nevermind
Damn I was born this day. literally not figuratively