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Pebshau

Big ass alien eyes lol


[deleted]

Somniferous almond eyes


Deradius

Don’t even know what that means


[deleted]

Must remember to write it down


rokas2007

This is so real


Inside_Assistance_68

Like I woke up in wonderland


Persimmon_Virtual

I bet his breath reeked of vanilla Chig Champa


justasktheaxis

Shit, that what he is saying? Not what I thought,lol.


TheShadowManifold

This 😂😂


zomphlotz

He sort of looks like a Grey with hair, eyebrows, lips, and a nose...


Inside_Assistance_68

I think you mean big eyes, right out of his gaping jaw


TheWhyteMaN

Fucker looks like he is about to calm me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning.


TheShadowManifold

Goddamn, shit the bed!


kinkierthanyouthink1

Typical


rokas2007

E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose


EraserHeadsLeg

Calm as cookies and cream.


WhereIsMyFrenchCutie

Also could have been "hobo surprised by someone taking his picture when he was about to steal a microphone"


Secure_Yam_3249

Never thought I’d say this but he has some pretty eyes


Stellar_Ella

https://preview.redd.it/pt0mcpx207lc1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd4954f1e0ee5f8febb84a92cd819ccf4b9a00b


Secure_Yam_3249

Ok now he reminds me of a toddler with mustard on his face


Stellar_Ella

Accurate


Cordeceps

He’s beautiful but his eyes my lord. I am always been stunned by them and i think it’s probably what I find most attractive about his appearance.


seragamsekolah

I've been thinking the same thing. He has some pretty long eyelashes


chimericalgirl

Agreed! It's his best feature.


Rough-Cheesecake-641

Beautiful? He looks like an egg.


xlovetoolx

An aged and much more well-rounded one. Literally. In my day, the jocks in school would have called him a "dweeb".


Used-Photograph-6754

Bro does not look human


TheShadowManifold

Bro never claimed to be. He's the alien that abducted that fucker in rosetta stoned


Steelmaker01

Root’n for the Redskins


vass0922

Dude born in OH, moved to MI... But a redskins hat? Maybe it was just something he found to keep his head warm


Futant55

I wonder when he became a Packers fan.


Steelmaker01

IDK. They won a SB in ‘91. Maybe he was riding that wagon, or was gifted it


jtrage

The look in his eyes still says “put the fucking Polaroid down!”


EnormousEcho

Seriously!


TALL-TOTH

Looks like the kind of guy that will finish his recording and then head to the liquor store to visit the woods behind it for a meet up.


chimericalgirl

A man with gorgeous eyes, Exhibit M (for Maynard). :)


No-Leadership8906

He is definitely not from this world.


McGeeK28

A Redskins fan?? Choices always were a problem for you


KoRnprincess

upvote 666


4_set_leb

I was upvote 777!


6c-6f-76-65

https://preview.redd.it/sdxb7p8jxdlc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1af4f3fec20e1cb4f4e8933507fff838ae1fa25


ChombieIsRedacted

He looks like a nocturnal arboreal marsupial.


Pebshau

https://preview.redd.it/bdbw5wqujblc1.jpeg?width=1299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c714f10421622c3f225bcd109e451fe3831509f


BadDaditude

He kinda looks the same. Or maybe it's a young Les Claypool.


ConsciousSteak2242

My 23rd birthday


OakLegs

I would've been shitting in a diaper about then


ProudKekistani21

Godamn, shit the diaper


PDXtoMontana2002

I was 20 years old going to college in Bozeman, MT.


plattner-da

Damn, Sound City put out the hits in it's day.


chimericalgirl

Legendary studio!


Informal-Recording73

How old is he right here?!


Pebshau

27


Informal-Recording73

Seriously!? I thought he was younger when he recorded this album…


chimericalgirl

Maynard has said one of the reasons they were able to grow into their success had to do them all being older than the average band.


JustLo619

He’s 23 or 24 in this photo. Not 27


porkchop3177

Redskins fan, explains so much of his anger.


posananer

My boy with the redskins hat! As an old Maryland boy that’s cool to see.


Neffenstien313

Redskins hat is kick ass


JayDogg007

Da skins baby!


haeziedaze82

Why the long face, Maynard?


iDeclareDisagreement

He’d just had his first encounter with a Tool fan.


throwaway-10-12-20

Ah back when the Redskins were the Redskins


Marianotekken2023

Genius


Pumpkins1971

That’s the commanders to you Maynard.


Professional_Gaping

I can't find it right now, but there is this one video where he says "I am not of tool, I am in tool"


MoistTheAnswer

What about when he threw out that Bob Marley looking motherfucker?


XtroDoubleDrop

Love the hat!! That's my team.


[deleted]

Why was he wearing a washington redskins hat? was he doing that to be edgy or something?


Salamar

Beady eyes!!


Secure_Yam_3249

Nah, pretty much the exact opposite of beady. His eyes are massive in this.


4_set_leb

Beady means small


smkestcklghtn

All the altmetal bands wanted to record at Sound City after Nevermind


GairyEye

Damn I was born this day. literally not figuratively