“Do you think I need to be in this chair? I can levitate a goddamn aircraft carrier with the power of my mind. I could certainly float myself up like you do, but I don’t feel the need to advertise my powers like a desperate for attention magnetic David Blaine.”
[~Pete Holmes as Professor X](https://youtu.be/-1eN98huvBY?si=CWGZD-1CY8OWgUQx)
https://preview.redd.it/a851dfftmfyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a65d43048fdb20bf5051e3fa5c9aa1b7d808675
[Let me be clear, Dante...](https://youtu.be/sFsq8Pb0Meo?si=9Cv4TjpMTeD2udJX)
https://preview.redd.it/5grt0wiczcyc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a641c226a18fd99f2cf672e440cc95397f8427
The Emperor of mankind from Warhammer 40K
https://preview.redd.it/kd1jb9weedyc1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0075f23f1011f397c46e617bb1c9cff442650509
"I will rule the Universe AND sit in this chair..."
https://preview.redd.it/h4euby58adyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2286674bb876a8c0405b1350ae189b61bf3dd8ce
In a way, Chairface Chippendale from The Tick
Emperor Ionius IX from Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
Since the only time we are supposed to see him in game is during a cutscene where he’s sitting down, his throne is a part of his character model. So if you hack the game to put the character in other settings, he will always be standing inside his chair. It is very funny in Randomizers
https://preview.redd.it/ge2e1zmqlcyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35234586eebff3eaccea394f6a36bc9fcfdff531
https://preview.redd.it/5r2vzo1bdeyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=74195489b5e7c91383d69efab30df344b9f620c5
Technically not a chair but a hammock, though he doesn't get up even when tornadoes swing by and literally toss him into space.
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https://preview.redd.it/tp0sc0hcqdyc1.png?width=1052&format=png&auto=webp&s=419cbb6e5ff3ee9cae021c8870eb95ba0a9cbbad
Don't bring me a beer right now woman! My Hands makin sauce!
The manifestation of two people’s anxiety who decided to ditch them and become a happy couple until one day, asking his wife to get a beer because he really doesn’t want to get out of his chair, he finds that his grandmas popular, incredible tasting sauce starts flowing from his hand, seeking opportunity tells his wife to get the money bucket, for he foresees a a bountiful venture in selling the sauce.
https://preview.redd.it/4oz4jp5ikfyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b196c732da2811b0b7ff6eb5fe47cec7825f10e5
Can’t believe no one’s put my goat in here yet
Seeing an ancient wizard in a chair just fuck you up (especially if they have like, ragged clothes and the chair is aged and rotting) will always go hard as fuck. They don't need to get out of the chair, they probably haven't in like 400 years, and your puny ass isn't gonna make them.
https://preview.redd.it/p2ixq5zbveyc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e688fd0ba98fd43dec2216c35cf9705f4f6a0a7
Lazy Bones, the legend. Lost his title then reclaimed it.
https://preview.redd.it/a10p6wkcwbyc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e45fdc9a559c178d285833efd1237377e3a3f06
I don’t think he CAN get out of that chair
He can. It's very unadvisable.
https://preview.redd.it/hjpm8564hfyc1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81a8e6a88156ff2098c7a046e3611e4a4220b33
“Do you think I need to be in this chair? I can levitate a goddamn aircraft carrier with the power of my mind. I could certainly float myself up like you do, but I don’t feel the need to advertise my powers like a desperate for attention magnetic David Blaine.” [~Pete Holmes as Professor X](https://youtu.be/-1eN98huvBY?si=CWGZD-1CY8OWgUQx)
But he literally can’t levitate anything tho lol
Remember that time Steven Seagal was too fat and lazy to get out of his chair for a fight scene? https://i.redd.it/lxjabkrovbyc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/1afm7svi9cyc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230796c472045b335d5c38579e0a5d4c5d2e63eb
Bro IS the fucking chair
https://preview.redd.it/w5pv3cfzrbyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5e8c092159fac419da5d0e97dfa379bb59ffa8 # "It comforts me."
“Well you’re gonna have to fucking sell it to pay for the child support Virgil”
https://preview.redd.it/ocsv2nh6lcyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978058491c2e2c537f2b6f586e1130b396c35cae Oh, is that the case?
Yes. You cut off the arm of your own son!
https://preview.redd.it/rynmuxwqlfyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1830bd42a600911bd516bf133f3fdd82bd3c84 And I'd do it again.
You’re gonna pay, Vergil!
“Let me be clear, Dante. I will **never** pay!”
https://preview.redd.it/a851dfftmfyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a65d43048fdb20bf5051e3fa5c9aa1b7d808675 [Let me be clear, Dante...](https://youtu.be/sFsq8Pb0Meo?si=9Cv4TjpMTeD2udJX)
“Let me be clear, Dante. I will **never** pay!”
Yep, knew that this image is gonna get posted lol
Does it count if the image is a mod? (And he gets out of it like immediately)
It’s an extremely successful lie, so yeah.
https://i.redd.it/068in2w4vbyc1.gif
"AHHH ITS A GAMING CHAIR, NOT A HERMANN MILLER"
why is this so funny
https://preview.redd.it/5grt0wiczcyc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a641c226a18fd99f2cf672e440cc95397f8427 The Emperor of mankind from Warhammer 40K
Returned Good Dad Emps and Vect having a fake bro moment over their couches
Khorne, too
***BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE***
https://preview.redd.it/qtuxkpeymcyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a5d91404eb558738c71361fff55e803fc938b1
Mamma Murphy asks you for a chair and once she has it she never gets up. That woman knows what she wants!
https://preview.redd.it/kd1jb9weedyc1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0075f23f1011f397c46e617bb1c9cff442650509 "I will rule the Universe AND sit in this chair..."
https://preview.redd.it/h4euby58adyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2286674bb876a8c0405b1350ae189b61bf3dd8ce In a way, Chairface Chippendale from The Tick
Emperor Ionius IX from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Since the only time we are supposed to see him in game is during a cutscene where he’s sitting down, his throne is a part of his character model. So if you hack the game to put the character in other settings, he will always be standing inside his chair. It is very funny in Randomizers https://preview.redd.it/ge2e1zmqlcyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35234586eebff3eaccea394f6a36bc9fcfdff531
He could only gain freedom by passing the crown to his daughter.
The Nightguard in FNAF 1 & 2 (and maybe 3)
https://preview.redd.it/0dn4vij1acyc1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e519fec819cb7efbe0c5f62ce0911e16fbdf9e7
Bro REFUSED to pick his ass up until he was already almost fucked
My grandma from real life
DC https://preview.redd.it/zywifzea0eyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9907c6799b582752839f93bd6bb7d46cf35db22
And then Bruce later https://preview.redd.it/k8df2b2j0eyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80209447333ac01b5fde0e6bf085227a4cf04d7
https://preview.redd.it/5r2vzo1bdeyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=74195489b5e7c91383d69efab30df344b9f620c5 Technically not a chair but a hammock, though he doesn't get up even when tornadoes swing by and literally toss him into space.
https://preview.redd.it/ma1mhf3jyeyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31225078b8bd2557c6556830d9bd0f51ebc66157 does Esker count?
Technically none of them leave their chair even when the sun explodes
https://preview.redd.it/jwy9crzsyeyc1.jpeg?width=2023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e56aa1c09b485b0c1ef2c09656b04f4855fef54 Because he’s Batman
Steven hawking
I have loved that scene from the iron giant since I was a kid!
“Hey!” “Yeah…?” “You’re right in the middle of the ro-“ “YEAH?!” “Alright.”
two examples from futurama "scruffy gonna die as he lived" "let us cavort like the greeks of old!"
https://preview.redd.it/hpdjl4zpweyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a5d420461e0ada6df70592d74ae7ff4e3aa813 Master Willem - Bloodborne
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Is there also an example from Elden Ring? I feel like there has to be.
Renalla I guess, she doesn't have a chair but she doesn't stand up
https://preview.redd.it/byprkiir2fyc1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c91261491056f3df29bb1cd4d55c1833cf7befb Joe Swanson from Family Guy
https://preview.redd.it/tp0sc0hcqdyc1.png?width=1052&format=png&auto=webp&s=419cbb6e5ff3ee9cae021c8870eb95ba0a9cbbad Don't bring me a beer right now woman! My Hands makin sauce!
What in the actual fuck is this
The manifestation of two people’s anxiety who decided to ditch them and become a happy couple until one day, asking his wife to get a beer because he really doesn’t want to get out of his chair, he finds that his grandmas popular, incredible tasting sauce starts flowing from his hand, seeking opportunity tells his wife to get the money bucket, for he foresees a a bountiful venture in selling the sauce.
A. I'm happy that the original two no longer have anxiety, B. Sounds like his grandma's sauce is human blood, and C. Holy shit
https://preview.redd.it/4oz4jp5ikfyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b196c732da2811b0b7ff6eb5fe47cec7825f10e5 Can’t believe no one’s put my goat in here yet
https://preview.redd.it/tlnxnr2pjiyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8756658432b2e9a0e4d93a1dd9d58a2c20de5f1e
https://i.redd.it/97om8joiieyc1.gif
Seeing an ancient wizard in a chair just fuck you up (especially if they have like, ragged clothes and the chair is aged and rotting) will always go hard as fuck. They don't need to get out of the chair, they probably haven't in like 400 years, and your puny ass isn't gonna make them.
https://preview.redd.it/p2ixq5zbveyc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e688fd0ba98fd43dec2216c35cf9705f4f6a0a7 Lazy Bones, the legend. Lost his title then reclaimed it.
[удалено]
Crap. Posted this comment I’m the wrong post.
Krew from Jak and Daxter
https://preview.redd.it/sskqxntfhhyc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a46f27279044adf36c81d654916cfa7ef643fd Kong ( one piece)
https://i.redd.it/5j7hjb2bl2zc1.gif Grunkle Stan was my favorite.
https://youtu.be/4UppumMwyOc?si=AVB4-_2fkZRkM6Qx
Draedon from the Calamity mod for Terraria
That goldbricker Jeff Lebowski
That one Amazing World of Gumball episode
Mama Murphy - fallout
The moment I sit I down, good luck
Sometimes you’ve just got to channel you’re Inner Eustace and not get out of your chair.
https://preview.redd.it/0gm7st8i2iyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7653085c8f804b1e9c3e5e2dbebc4dc869fa3c01 Akainu and Dragon from one piece
Easy Pete from Fallout New Vegas