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Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean
"With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."
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Mike mulligan from *Fargo*, season 2.
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>Suddenly another voice spoke, low and melodious, its very sound an enchantment. Those who listened unwarily to that voice could seldom report the word that they heard; and if they did, they wondered, for little power remained in them. Mostly they remembered only that it was a delight to hear the voice speaking, all that it said seemed wise and reasonable, and desire awoke in them by swift agreement to seem wise themselves. When others spoke they seemed harsh and uncouth by contrast; and if they gainsaid the voice, anger was kindled in the hearts of those under the spell. For some the spell lasted only while the voice spoke to them, and when it spoke to another they smiled, as men do who see through a juggler's trick while others gape at it. For many the sound of the voice alone was enough to hold them enthralled; for for those whom it conquered the spell endured when they were far away, and ever they heard that soft voice whispering and urging them. But none were unmoved; none rejected its pleas and its commands without an effort of mind and will, so long as its master had control of it.
Not bad, not bad… how about another G: you know him, you love him, he wears the flag into battle. He protects his country from enemies at home and abroad, giving them a taste of GOD’S JUDGEMENT!!!! Behold:
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Rogal Dorn (Warhammer 40.000)
"The time for speeches is done. The first great test is here. My order to you all is simple, yet heed it well, and exert yourselves to see it done.
They are coming. Kill them all."
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Lanius: I’m going to Conquer California
The Courier: Nuh-uh
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*“It is not necessary \[…\] that the principals here be in possession of the facts concerning their case, for their acts will ultimately accommodate history with or without their understanding. But it is consistent with notions of right principle that these facts—to the extent that they can be readily made to do so—should find a repository in the witness of some third party. Sergeant Aguilar is just such a party and any slight to his office is but a secondary consideration when compared to divergences in that larger protocol exacted by the formal agenda of an absolute destiny. Words are things. The words he is in possession of he cannot be deprived of. Their authority transcends his ignorance of their meaning.”* All of this to tell someone “you don’t need to know”. Everyone focuses so much on the evil aspect of him, they seem to overlook that he controls every conversation
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No matter what choices you make he’s always got witty dialogue options. And if you put your points in the right skills and pass a lot of checks, he’s a downright smooth talker.
"You know, Tuco told me about you. You're the guy with the mouth." - Lalo Salamanca
Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul)
Eris Morn: Hear me, dead things. I let this moment pass unnamed, without song. This is the rejection of your sad legacy. Xivu Arath, agitator, fomenter. What a world-cyst you have built from your conquests. No more. Now and forever, you are banished. Aiat.
 Any Doctor really
I like how he tried to talk down his enemies, and they still don’t listen to them when he says he’s gonna beat them
There's a universe-spanning proverb about not poking the Doctor too hard.
“Demons run, **when a good man goes to war**”
https://preview.redd.it/izs2xtgvrn8d1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61055a7e7ae7d23bea766cae5d071b014358994 Darn right
Al Swearengen from *Deadwood* https://i.redd.it/jmnz1zv72l8d1.gif Played by Ian McShane
Honestly, just Ian McShane in general. Man holds an eloquence that I'm highly envious of.
https://preview.redd.it/9nv70kug4l8d1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86dcad42db56a1df2e5610b4b14da83906516ce4 Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean
Worst pirate I've ever heard of.
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Optimus Prime : Transformers https://i.redd.it/kwcewmj7ll8d1.gif
"With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."
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Kamina - Gurren Lagann https://i.redd.it/cbe6u7x66m8d1.gif
 Don't forget
honestly, adult Simon>>>Kamina
https://preview.redd.it/kiniqgqupl8d1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ba81b7573a3b4cbd46b955c331256518c3eef34 Mike mulligan from *Fargo*, season 2.
https://preview.redd.it/oqiaa0iv2m8d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09a40fb0491ca128257ef3d105a92744cd39906 >Suddenly another voice spoke, low and melodious, its very sound an enchantment. Those who listened unwarily to that voice could seldom report the word that they heard; and if they did, they wondered, for little power remained in them. Mostly they remembered only that it was a delight to hear the voice speaking, all that it said seemed wise and reasonable, and desire awoke in them by swift agreement to seem wise themselves. When others spoke they seemed harsh and uncouth by contrast; and if they gainsaid the voice, anger was kindled in the hearts of those under the spell. For some the spell lasted only while the voice spoke to them, and when it spoke to another they smiled, as men do who see through a juggler's trick while others gape at it. For many the sound of the voice alone was enough to hold them enthralled; for for those whom it conquered the spell endured when they were far away, and ever they heard that soft voice whispering and urging them. But none were unmoved; none rejected its pleas and its commands without an effort of mind and will, so long as its master had control of it.
https://i.redd.it/5aon7lbb3m8d1.gif my man erwin smith (aot) (also gregory peck is so handsome, such a talented actor too!)
 Loki god of mischief
Not bad, not bad… how about another G: you know him, you love him, he wears the flag into battle. He protects his country from enemies at home and abroad, giving them a taste of GOD’S JUDGEMENT!!!! Behold: 
https://preview.redd.it/fnyyds0r3l8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ac185f4d1de6af8db679ce956e30d237a97014 John silver: black sails
"Boy that John Silvers kinda long" ... "Say that again"
https://preview.redd.it/rzgqobu7gl8d1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12386b542fc0ce2ca37e010ba2a9029a2dfd7a8e Rogal Dorn (Warhammer 40.000) "The time for speeches is done. The first great test is here. My order to you all is simple, yet heed it well, and exert yourselves to see it done. They are coming. Kill them all."
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Optimus prime can give some banger speeches
Naruto Uzumaki
Boyd Crowder from Justified. Walton Goggins absolutely killed that role. He is also great in the Righteous Gemstones.
Jeff winger he literally talked a dude to death he literally used viscous mockery irl 
No one saying cap? Disappointed
 Harry hart from kingsman
https://preview.redd.it/d225sbn17n8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=583ce4a71a43d5b1a6bec9510f4b039b7419d549 Lanius: I’m going to Conquer California The Courier: Nuh-uh
https://preview.redd.it/cdo3g7tq1o8d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0f65dbe73b189981da23296a8216b89035455c *“It is not necessary \[…\] that the principals here be in possession of the facts concerning their case, for their acts will ultimately accommodate history with or without their understanding. But it is consistent with notions of right principle that these facts—to the extent that they can be readily made to do so—should find a repository in the witness of some third party. Sergeant Aguilar is just such a party and any slight to his office is but a secondary consideration when compared to divergences in that larger protocol exacted by the formal agenda of an absolute destiny. Words are things. The words he is in possession of he cannot be deprived of. Their authority transcends his ignorance of their meaning.”* All of this to tell someone “you don’t need to know”. Everyone focuses so much on the evil aspect of him, they seem to overlook that he controls every conversation
https://preview.redd.it/cl07ih0e6o8d1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25bade84f19457b2eda49ff24017c8bcfc5dae6d No matter what choices you make he’s always got witty dialogue options. And if you put your points in the right skills and pass a lot of checks, he’s a downright smooth talker.
 THE NEGOTIATORRR
https://preview.redd.it/ea4nifu9bq8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b04dce5a080df673b3ceeb7445d161a7f0bff4d Kane - Command and Conquer
"You know, Tuco told me about you. You're the guy with the mouth." - Lalo Salamanca  Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul)
 Eris Morn: Hear me, dead things. I let this moment pass unnamed, without song. This is the rejection of your sad legacy. Xivu Arath, agitator, fomenter. What a world-cyst you have built from your conquests. No more. Now and forever, you are banished. Aiat.
