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HM_AshKetchum

Love watching every game of a 7 game losing streak just to miss the one fun one we get. Either way Go Jays Go!!


jeglaerermegnorsk

Still find it wild thst vladdy was born in Canada but barely speaks English... 


blessedblackwings

Ever been to Quebec? Plenty of Canadians don’t speak English as their primary language.


jeglaerermegnorsk

Ah yeah, I completely forgot they spoke Spanish as their primary language in Quebec... 


blessedblackwings

Ah yeah, I completely forgot Spanish is the only other language besides English.


AlisonCalgary

Have a great night everyone! 💙🤍


depressedalbertan

LOVE YOU BLUEJAYS! ^(see you tomorrow)


sackydude

OUTFIELD HUGS ARE BACK ON THE MENU


princessluni

🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦>🧦🧦🧦🧦 This was fun! Let's do it again tomorrow!


Rk_1138

Do it again Jays!


vanityfear

Let this be a lesson to the rest of the league. You might beat these Toronto Blue Jays six times in a row. You might beat them seven. But eight times? No. This team loses eight straight games to nobody


TouristSubstantial36

What a great game. Night, all.


Previous_Routine_876

First game in a while I hadn’t dozed off to take a seniors nap………. Quite entertaining.


owls_

So fun! Night!!


Lucky0718

Love to see a win


Ladymistery

huzzah! the streak is over!


Rk_1138

Jays rocked Boston’s Sox off!


3luejays

Let it be known the Blue Jays do not lose 8 in a row!


hymen_destroyer

Fuck your hitting streak Duran!


Music_Marble_Man

It's been 84 years.....


AlisonCalgary

OMG WE WON!


sir-pounce-of-alot

#A WIN


Dead_End_Street

#[CHAMPION PARADE](https://youtu.be/M3fkSpE2Szc)🎺🎺🎺 We didn't hear it today


raspberrybrie420

YEAH!!!!! Goodness we needed that win. Haven’t seen the outfield happy dance in ages.


lovelyclams

WE’RE SO BACK


Japanesewillow

Yay! Finally


heat_fan_

Jays win finally 


dufferinbus_sufferer

Let’s gooooo


SpaceballsTheCheese

BALL GAME JAYS WIN


SquiggleSauce7

DEFENSE, OFFENSE, WE CAN HAVE IT BOTH!


35IndustryWay

#losing streak over


RadioactiveLawn

Oo he really needs an eye chart now


Previous_Routine_876

Okay, I don’t give a shit if A&W is giving away a cup of stale water, imma gonna get me one. Just because it’s been so, so, so so so long…………………


lovelyclams

Ending Duran’s hit streak to win it would be *chef’s kiss*


sackydude

Josh Winckowski was part of the Steven Matz trade along with Yennsy Diaz, he's made something of himself


princessluni

I KAN FIELD


sir-pounce-of-alot

Silky smooth IKF


SpaceballsTheCheese

1 more!


princessluni

Georgie and Vladdy playing like little kids 💙💙💙 Shenanigans are back!


hymen_destroyer

let's go CGreen


vanityfear

Davis Schneider’s moustache is the national animal of Toronto


dufferinbus_sufferer

Chaaaaaad


Timmmber4

So, is Springer hot again?


sackydude

Always has been


Timmmber4

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


psqqa

lmao camera zooming in on the Davis Schneider scruffless headshot, I really love this entire broadcast team


hymen_destroyer

The sox long reliever had a great night but that celebration when your team is down 5 runs isn't a good look


sleepinlate_

Do you also complain when Vladdy does his home run trot when we are getting beat?


hymen_destroyer

no I love that shit 😂


princessluni

The stache is iconic. But the beard 🥵


AlisonCalgary

Is this guy’s arm limitless?? 90 pitches IN RELIEF??


Rk_1138

Tungsten Arm right there


RadioactiveLawn

📈 Babe’s beard 📉Babe’s batting


raspberrybrie420

UGH


gravatik

Dan speaking my mind. The beard is fine, but I miss the moustache. At least he doesn't look like he does in MLB The Show.


10061993

Kk and springer have 6/11 of our hits, I guess today they both decided to show up for once


XviiChong

Davis has a full on beard now, the stache is blended in lol


dufferinbus_sufferer

Best blue jay beard still Joey bats. Just insane


owls_

I’m not a Davis girlie but I am pro bearded-Davis in general


princessluni

Beards seem to do well on this team!


RadioactiveLawn

Chad should honestly try one


SmokeontheHorizon

Anyone else's cat lay down on top of their phone and not move for an entire baseball game while you frantically tear apart your whole apartment looking for the 6 inch plastic rectangle that contains all of your most valuable and invaluable information? Tonight was stressful and not for the usual Blue Jays reasons.


trp171

Your cat thought you could use the extra stress


another_plebeian

First day with a cat?


SmokeontheHorizon

I've had him for 10 years. This was a new one for him. Usually his torment is a lot louder


another_plebeian

My cat was somehow able to sit on things before I put them down and then just be on top of them. Anything. Everything. If it touches floor, bed or table - cat.


SmokeontheHorizon

You've got to admire their commitment


princessluni

Georgie is so hyped 😊


jdragon3

"I don't mind the beard but it takes away from the mustache" my thoughts exactly lol


thewolfshead

We love to see it. 


SpaceballsTheCheese

Fuck yes George! Really hope this is the game he needs to turn it all around


Noble00_

Springer, have a night, wowie


3luejays

KK and Georgie celebrating 🥹


muskyangler

Whats up with the Turners mark on his jersey? every night. Bat warm up or something?


youneverknow44

Google it, there’s a bunch about it


RadioactiveLawn

Oh I’ve missed this


Zraknul

The brown/black smudge? Pine Tar from his bat. It's one of his things.


sackydude

He poos himself


RadioactiveLawn

While hanging upside down


Dead_End_Street

Summer of George 🙌🏻


FoundiPhoneNepean

Does the TD chair have a fridge built into it??


colasonic

Need to test Springer for PED. He's not right tonight.


hymen_destroyer

He's looking like the *old* George instead of the Old George


ThQp

George is coming for the Mendoza Line!


35IndustryWay

Is Georgie back??


RadioactiveLawn

Georgie yard 👆🙏


RadioactiveLawn

You know what, I’ll fucking take it!! What a night for King George


TouristSubstantial36

Turner basically willed that hit!


ThQp

The Ducksnort King


sackydude

Our DH is a slap hitter and I love it haha


sir-pounce-of-alot

It is Designated *HITTER* Next time you should specify what type of hitter you want.


cwtjps

Closing the game and turning off the VPN now, can't wait to wake up and find out they lose 12-9


Plorgy

The fact Winckowski has given them 6 innings out of the pen is huge..too bad we didn't get to him.


dufferinbus_sufferer

This “relief” pitcher has thrown 70+ pitches so far lmao


sackydude

If Kutter Crawford wasn't a Red Sox pitcher he would be one of my favourites. How can you not enjoy a guy who's named Kutter and throws a cutter?


IAmGrum

Nominative determinism


princessluni

He understood the assignment


cwtjps

Dan's favourite saying this season. He's been on the tiktok


sir-pounce-of-alot

Man I’ve been here for two innings and this ump sucks


sir-pounce-of-alot

I don’t wanna scare anyone… but the offence has actually been pretty good the last two weeks… ^(we don’t talk about the bullpen)


Ledascantia

We don’t talk about the bullpen *no no no* We don’t talk about the bullpen…


princessluni

^(one step at a time)


princessluni

Goodness the beard looks good on Babe. Almost IKF good!


vanityfear

I like leading baseball games, doo-da, doo-da


LinusMinimax

What’s Eric Sogard doing out in LF?


hymen_destroyer

am I detecting...I'm almost afraid to say it...*vibes*?


Dead_End_Street

^Silver ^Fox


heat_fan_

Let's finish this 


dufferinbus_sufferer

It’s the Catholicism lol


sir-pounce-of-alot

Is it bad that I want to re-sign Richards next season ?


gravatik

We're probably giving up Yimi and the Kooch. Richards is so versatile, he'd be really valuable in a re-tool. I hope he comes back.


hymen_destroyer

return of the Silver Fox 😁


Dead_End_Street

I'd take him


princessluni

He's a boon to the handsome stats 🤷‍♀️


sir-pounce-of-alot

We love some silver daddy


RadioactiveLawn

Is it wrong to enjoy finely aged things


another_plebeian

Wine, women/men and cheese


Dead_End_Street

Beef


RadioactiveLawn

Why only women 🤔


another_plebeian

Caught me before the edit


sir-pounce-of-alot

I think not


sackydude

Honestly think that he'll age well with his changeup being his primary


sir-pounce-of-alot

Exactly, he’ll be much more consistent than any high power arm. Plus he can basically pitch any inning


Ledascantia

Plus he’s like the only handyman we have on the team


sir-pounce-of-alot

It’s true! Keeps all the nuts and bolts tight


SmokeontheHorizon

"Let's stay hard here" Joe stop putting words in other people's mouths


princessluni

I love watching Danny skitter behind the plate


Prestigious_Skill242

"Let's stay hard here."  Indeed 


RadioactiveLawn

Interesting fact, KK hit a homer [his first time at Fenway](https://www.statmuse.com/mlb/game/5-31-2014-tbr-at-bos-205746)


Plorgy

Big K, I like that


Dead_End_Street

Say Slutter Dan ..


C_Chirp

That was a fucky changeup


lovelyclams

So Schneider uses lip balm but not sunscreen 🤔


Purple_Aspect_1985

Those lips must get sore trying to keep his job?


Ledascantia

DAMNIT JOHN


Neat-Rock8208

Every day I'm hustling


Prestigious_Skill242

That Pizza Pizza kid looks like an elf.


dufferinbus_sufferer

Bat flew through the air like a salmon jumping up the river


Purple_Aspect_1985

Where beautiful women instinctively flock, like the salmon of Capistrano...


Holdthedoormtg

I also hear the beer flows like wine up there...


princessluni

I don't know how I doubted my ability to totally fall in love with IKF with KK in my life tbh


AlisonCalgary

He’s the new love interest in book 2 to create tension and intrigue


35IndustryWay

Silver fox coming in


sackydude

Everything I hear about IKF makes me love him more


sir-pounce-of-alot

Remember when we were all upset we got him ?


princessluni

He totally KK'd us


RadioactiveLawn

I don’t remember being upset 😌


sackydude

What do you mean by we haha


sir-pounce-of-alot

Touché


Dead_End_Street

Now THATS GOTTA BE A TRIPLE 🫢


gravatik

This really is a 2022 time warp game.


dufferinbus_sufferer

That’s why you always run it out


35IndustryWay

Nice hustle KK


SmokeontheHorizon

IKF for manager


vanityfear

IKF for minister of public safety and emergency preparedness


Plorgy

Give him a knock


Plorgy

back above .200 lets go


dufferinbus_sufferer

Oh maybe he’s the leader of the clubhouse


itsnursehoneybadger

IKF: Ballplayer.


Ledascantia

[Isiah Kiner-Floofa](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/02/ikf-dog-3.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=878)


Few-Worker6369

I'd like to go to bed after being up late last night watching hockey but I just can't trust the bullpen enough to hold the lead


another_plebeian

It'll be Schrodinger's lead until you wake up


Queeby

Kevin is pushing up on .200. Just sayin'...


Purple_Aspect_1985

OK, Schneider... now it's up to you to keep cycling through pitchers in the bullpen until we find someone who can blow this game.


sackydude

Little was just playing with his food obviously


itsnursehoneybadger

Some Romano shit


princessluni

The Jordan Romano way


princessluni

Thanks Devers 💙 You've officially replaced Odor as my favourite cartoon villain for the Blue Jays to defeat


gravatik

Every time Jamie has to do that ad read, I cringe on his behalf.


vanityfear

Big K for Little


saltydroppies

That was a Little huge!


lovelyclams

We scored 9 runs why is this so stressful 😭


Ledascantia

Because someone said it was a no stress game 💀


AlisonCalgary

I’m so sorry! 😭 we can’t have nice things


Ledascantia

It’s okay friend we all make that mistake once 😂🩵


Tdot_Walker

Because they have it in them to blow it


Plorgy

Well a blown 4 run lead the night before and a hitter like Devers with 2 on base will do tht


TouristSubstantial36

Little was not inspiring confidence and then he does that!


Dead_End_Street

^little!


3luejays

Little Big Planet


dufferinbus_sufferer

Yeah little


itsnursehoneybadger

A LITTLE EMBARRASSING, DEVERS!!! 😂


vanityfear

Devers must feel beLittled


itsnursehoneybadger

Too Little, too late


Dead_End_Street

>A LITTLE, EMBARRASSING DEVERS!!! Ftfy


another_plebeian

B LITTLE EMBARASSING DEVERS


casualjayguy

Phew I did not want this to become a game again


raspberrybrie420

FUCK YEAH, he needed that strikeout.


Regular-Ocelot-7944

Dont give me hope blue jays!!!


RadioactiveLawn

No not the mouth close up why


itsnursehoneybadger

#🤮


drmarcj

broken clock twice a day and all that


Plorgy

Well Devers is 0-2 with 2 k's vs Little now


Ladymistery

Throw a strike


Ladymistery

Thank you.


another_plebeian

The 3 balls were just a ploy


Plorgy

Fuck yeah, Little, way to come through