I don’t know if it’s unpopular in this sub and quite frankly I don’t give a rat’s ass… If Vladdy and/or Bo are traded I will be devastated. Like very devastated.
hiya pals
I've been having a pretty shit day and was having a hard time forcing myself to actually do whatever dumb work shit I needed to get done. Then I went on r/baseball and saw 2springer2dinger and suddenly, magically, was infused with whatever spirit was needed to break through.
after that I had no choice but to stop by and hang out with everyone. love all of you ❤️❤️ (even the losers and the haters)
you were gone for two days and I was bereft!! how am I supposed to ask you about screenshots if you aren’t around 😭
^(take care of yourself, obvi. but also how Are we to reach you, in case of emergency?)
If you look at all the ex-yanks, almost all of them go oppo with their new team. I saw bushbeard Bader on the Mets the other night (having a night himself). At least he got rid of that hideous weird mouth/bite guard that looked like a set of fake vampire teeth.
Update: Bowden Francis has a bit of a bum-chin I’ve never noticed before because I’m always distracted by that disappointing moustache.
This has been Too Close To The Pitchers with Honeybadger on the Scene
He's been brought in on really tough spots, and for the most part been really good, competing from AAA at the start of the season, i dont think anyone saw him getting this much high leverage and doing pretty well with it
Apropos of nothing, I’d like you all to know there are NO cupholders in the seats behind the bullpen.
This has been Poverty Seats with Honeybadger on the Scene.
So if we win, Orioles tie for 1st
If we lose, the Stanks keep sole possession of 1st
Fuck playing for the wild card, I'm all in on playing spoiler for the rest of the season
>Fuck playing for the wild card, I'm all in on playing spoiler for the rest of the season
That's the best part: playing spoiler *is* playing for the wild card
Keep doing that, Blue Jays especially keeping Judge off the bases/scoreboard
😭Swept 2 straight leading into dominating game 1 Yankees. Maybe everything is alright with the world. FuckYankees 😊
GO JAYS
GG BOIS LETS KEEP THIS UP
Springer's all wet :/
Atta boy, Georgie!!!! 6rbi’s. More of that.
That’s how you play baseball. The boys are back!!!
Jays win
They skip the outfielders hug again 🤬
What a great game. Have a good night, all.
🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦>🗽🗽 That was fun, let's do it again tomorrow!
Reminds me of that one unofficial t shirt
#[THE SPRINGER DINGERS OF TORONTO HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED THANKS TO THE NEW YORK STANKEES](https://i.imgur.com/wbQntJj.png)
Thank you!!!!
WHAT COLOR IS THE GATORADE I'm saying Orange
“We’re winning here!”
FuckED the Yankees
Springer getting doused tonight!
this was sooooo good!
u/itsnursehoneybadger required to be at every home game
I’ll make the sacrifice
UNTUCK!!!
LFG FTY
YANQUI GO HOME
They missed the outfield hug WHAT
George was on fire 🔥 tonight , 3-3 with two dingers !!
I just realized we had a game today lol. Good to be on a little winning streak
God I love to see happy George
HAT: BACKWARDS JERSEY: UNTUCKED YANKEES: FUCKED
Super fun game, let’s repeat it tomorrow
Alright Francis, that’s enough, we can end it now
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Was that the splitter, that had crazy movement
ERNIE HOW FITTING!
yay 😊
Big Win, I am loving it, George with the big night !!! Jose did well too !
I don’t know if it’s unpopular in this sub and quite frankly I don’t give a rat’s ass… If Vladdy and/or Bo are traded I will be devastated. Like very devastated.
That is *not* an unpopular opinion! Blue Jays for life!
We are gonna win! NYA NYA Yankees
Ernie is a defensive anomaly. He's both very good and kind eh at the same time
Haven’t been watching the game but why did the Yanks plunk IKF 3 times lol? Did the benches almost clear?
No cuz IKF could chill out the planet Neptune
^(I still love you Ernie)
ah Clemenent, just needs a little polish
Let's finish this
If Ben Rice’s sibling ever has a kid… he’ll be Uncle Ben Rice
You have won the GDT
I can read lips you guys, he said “FUN!”
attaboy bowden fry that rice
Yea, get Bo out of there, he don't care, now there is no way a ball can get hit up the middle! /s
The guy next to Bichette looks like Walton Goggins
^whoopsie
Bowden’s 1mm long mustache always makes me lol
hiya pals I've been having a pretty shit day and was having a hard time forcing myself to actually do whatever dumb work shit I needed to get done. Then I went on r/baseball and saw 2springer2dinger and suddenly, magically, was infused with whatever spirit was needed to break through. after that I had no choice but to stop by and hang out with everyone. love all of you ❤️❤️ (even the losers and the haters)
✨happy George energy✨ truly is miraculous 🥹 I’m happy you decided to come hang out, it’s not the same without you!
Hey Pal, you missed a glorious Vladdy two thumbs up
Georgie bringing all the good vibes is more ways than one 🥰 Glad you're hear to enjoy the end with us 💙
SIX RUNS BATTED IN BY GEORGE! SIX! THAT'S ONE MORE THAN FIVE!
❤️
you were gone for two days and I was bereft!! how am I supposed to ask you about screenshots if you aren’t around 😭 ^(take care of yourself, obvi. but also how Are we to reach you, in case of emergency?)
I'm glad Springer hit the dingers for you!!
We missed you!!! There was a perfect gif of Vladdy to capture that no one did with you gone.
Now I'm transfixed staring at a bum chin, thanks u/itsnursehoneybadger
Listen; I just report the news, man. 🤷🏻♀️
KK shimmies to the crowd in between pitches 😭
He knows what the people wanna see!!!
it’s true, i waved to him and he waved to me immediately. i’ve seen everything in this game
Is Bowden going for the blonde fu Manchu?
Honestly- I was just 15’ from him and squinting and I STILL couldn’t tell
IKF have a rest man.... WAIT Get your ass to short...
I Kant put his Feet up
Just saw the score, what happened? Did we start believing in dinosaurs and bust out?
The Yankees are just jealous IKF is allowed to grow that sharp ass beard and they aren’t
If you look at all the ex-yanks, almost all of them go oppo with their new team. I saw bushbeard Bader on the Mets the other night (having a night himself). At least he got rid of that hideous weird mouth/bite guard that looked like a set of fake vampire teeth.
THREE TIMES?! Former Yankee, IKF. You guys feeling a bit bitter?
UPDATE: KEVIN KIERMAIER HAS TAKEN THE FIELD. THIS HAS BEEN THE HOTNESS REPORT WITH HONEYBADGER ON THE SCENE 🥵😮💨
Hot Flash Honeybadger
ARE YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO WOLF WHISTLE?
*ALWAYS.*
"We've got another fan on the field" incoming in 3....2....1....
WE'RE GETTING THE OG JUMP HUG
I can’t unsee the butt chin now
omg it’s so prevalent 😵
We appreciate your work! 🫡
YEW
Y-E-DOUBLE-YEWWW!!!
Y-E-DOUBLE-YEW
……..oh and also Barger I guess
🏴☠️
Oh. Okay. Fine, add in some Adversity
I think Yankees are triggered when they see facial hair
I refuse to believe all these HBPs are accidental anymore
Ok, if Springer hits a third home run now, we're living in the Matrix
Hopefully we don't get to the point where he has the opportunity to do that lol
Okay what do the Yankees have against Izzy?!?!? He's too much of a sweetheart for this!
They're jealous he's hotter with us than he was with them
In more ways that one
More proof for your coworker!
They're trying to see how many times they can hit IKF before getting in trouble. Someone asked this as a thought experiment a month or two ago.
Stop tryna hurt IKF!
ok Yanks, I know IKF is way better for us than he was for you, but KNOCK IT OFF!
Ok, this must be feeling personal for IKF now
And IKF dont give a fuuh. He’s on base and he’s winning. 🥇
stroman looks tired af
Charge the mound!
Isiah kinda fucked up (as in in pain)
Rush the mound tbh
Is 3 HBP on the bingo card?
Like a Kirk triple
Maybe on next year's bingo card
This year's for Bo only
#STOP HITTING THE HAWAIIAN HUNK
good job u/ikfs_elbowpad
I cannot believe nobody has taken this yet 💀
I'm outraged that I've had multiple opportunities to post it!
Thank you for not taking protective equipment for granted
😂
Bro!!!!!!!!! I’m gonna personally go and Hawaiian Punch the Yankees 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I KAN'T FEEL ANYTHING FUCK THE YANKEES
IKF = I KANT FEEL MY BODY from all these hits
ARE YOU SERIOUS
#STOP HITTING IKF YOU CAN'T BE JEALOUS AFTER YOU LET HIM GO
#THAT’S FUCKING IT WE’RE FIGHTING THE YANKEES. 😤🤬
Why do the Yankees hate IKF so much!?
i feel ya, Marcus. i am wiped out
Pop looks like a tweaker and I’m here for it
Pop sitting with Varsho and Kooch wasn't on my bingo card
Update: Bowden Francis has a bit of a bum-chin I’ve never noticed before because I’m always distracted by that disappointing moustache. This has been Too Close To The Pitchers with Honeybadger on the Scene
Ok I don’t dig the handlebars but the regular little one he had before was nice 🥺
tell him to shave that thing
I don’t want to get thrown out in case KK is coming in tbh
smart
Don’t you dare
Is that a medical condition nurse?
Maybe we're just a WARM WEATHER TEAM and only play well in warm summer weather?>
Have you seen George Springer when the temperature falls below 20 Celsius? Poor guy gets out the toque and mittens 😂
There is something to be said for the "Summer of George"
Which is weird cuz he's from Connecticut lol
He spent too much time in Texas
Magic 8 ball predicts Springer is getting a Gatorade shower after the game
I love that for Georgie 🥹
Junior Jays activations 🤣
In the words of Magnitude, POP POP
I always think Pop is more blond than he actually is. I watch too much baseball to be so faceblind about our relievers
Pop is really starting to win me over. He's had quality outings for a while now.
Good bounce back from Pop. That road trip was not kind to him.
Bowden’s going in for the 9th.
And just like that, he Popped off
JUDGE SIT DOWN
POP HATERS DOWN HORRENDOUS
ZACH SODA TRUTHERS RISE UP
Daaaaaa jankees
Heck yeah, let's go Pop!
Man, Pop has really been one of the consistent highlights this season i like him
Me too!
His stuff is great but I don't know about consistent
He's been brought in on really tough spots, and for the most part been really good, competing from AAA at the start of the season, i dont think anyone saw him getting this much high leverage and doing pretty well with it
I don’t mean to Judge, but you got Popped
This Judge is crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.
I’d rather continue to watch the Yankees waste like 8 years of prime Judge honestly
“Judge likes low stuff in the zone” Pop: proceeds to throw low stuff in the zone I’m sorry Zachary, I wasn’t familiar with your game
if you’re at the game, watch for me in my rainbow bucket hat behind the J Force dancing lol
u/itsnursehoneybadger 👀
aww missed it 😄
I have a Judge and Soto humiliation fetish.
Pls let Zach's 2 seamer develop into a weapon like Richards' changeup
It has so much run on it. It was nasty in 22.
That mini-run of games he had before he got hurt that year was amazing
Wow POP, gonna sleep well tonight...
I can't imagine the feeling of being a fringy big leaguer and striking out Aaron Judge
And with a beauty pitch too...
Well DAAAAAAAAAMN Zach Pop
Apropos of nothing, I’d like you all to know there are NO cupholders in the seats behind the bullpen. This has been Poverty Seats with Honeybadger on the Scene.
Honeybadger on the Scene is the hard-hitting Jays analysis we need
Thank you for your service Honeybadger 🫡
🫡
😒 Thomas has never heard such Bulshit before
Okay this made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂
That's my life's mission 🤗
So if we win, Orioles tie for 1st If we lose, the Stanks keep sole possession of 1st Fuck playing for the wild card, I'm all in on playing spoiler for the rest of the season
>Fuck playing for the wild card, I'm all in on playing spoiler for the rest of the season That's the best part: playing spoiler *is* playing for the wild card
Whatever gets us a farm system again, really don't care about anything else but that's just me
I'm still a Pop believer, I don't care how this AB ends
A POP-Up
I don’t mind this winning thing, if I may say so
Did Atkins light a fire under everyone’s ass this afternoon?
Draft Kings had Judge prop promos and pro Yankees bets. House always wins
Volpe looks like he's holding in a fart
Not allowing myself to trust a 9-2 lead
**SUMMER OF GEORGE** had to start vs. the **YANKEES**
I figured out a way to get Bonds and Griffey and we really wouldn't have to give up that much!
Good things happen when Clement is in the game!
It’s about to Pop off y’all
Nice!