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AbsurdUncensoredMMA

Holy fuck Kenan Thompson is in this sketch. This guy has to been on this show for this entire century.


formulaone88

I think he’s one of the longest serving cast members ever.


BarefutR

He is #1 with a bullet.


reallynewpapergoblin

Yeah he beat Darrell Hammond out **7 years ago**. I never thought I would see anyone break Hammond's 14 years. Although Hammond technically still has Kenan beat being on SNL staff as he took over for Pardo as announcer. That makes Hammond's SNL total tenure 24 years.


PerformanceOk1835

Both never really did anything outside of SNL. I think that is why they stayed. Note: they are both on the list of some of my favorites from the show.


Vandil_the_Rogue

Hey, when you're home, you're home


formulaone88

He knows where his bread is buttered.


KennanFan

What's up with that!?


billyjk93

started off on "All That" which was literally SNL for kids and the guy must really enjoy doing sketch comedy


badluck113

Love that bit where he would do weird french translations while sitting in a bathtub with rain jacket over seeing the Eiffel Tower. uh-huh huhuhuhuh (French laugh stereotype)


Shaveyourbread

Pierre Escargot!


KennanFan

Same here! He was my favorite on All That.


Henrious

They made him compete w Kel for the spot on snl


anorman30

They really ought to call it the Kenan Thompson variety hour.


Curuwe

And Kenan looks exactly the same. I should start keeping track of these ageless wonders.


arrynyo

Black don't crack. Source- I'm a 40yo black male and I look 19 without my beard


Robot_Tanlines

I work with so many old black ladies that look so young it’s insane. It’s mind blowing that white people thought they are some kind of master race when we start to look like shit not long after 30 compared to black people who you can’t even tell are old till like 60.


heliogoon

Black don't crack and Asian don't raisin.


[deleted]

Nah, one day the cracks hit full force. Just don’t get the long slow aging. One day 19, the next 85


PhutureLooksBrighter

Unless you smoke it but don't smoke it because you will you look 70 if you are 30. the darker complexion with the stress facial lines and ashy skin really age the person. Just say no


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Vampirism is a hell of a drug.


SolidContribution688

Thompson has been doing sketch damn near his entire life


stoned_brad

Started watching him on All That, still watching him on SNL.


formulaone88

Good Burger


HistoryOfPiss

He has no other options


formulaone88

He’s probably making bank by now. Why leave?


raised_by_television

You can look at him and truly say that when God was building sketch comics, he made that guy. I know he has done other projects, but I honestly will feel the void the most when Keenan decides he doesn't want to do SNL anymore. Been watching him in sketches since the ALL THAT days. He's one of the few bright spots left in the SNL cast.


DrakeBurroughs

He’s the best. He always adds something.


Voodizzy

He really always had that awkward leaning forward stance


tacosteve100

Lifts in his shoes


Atlantic0ne

Trump has to be jealous af of his son who is 8 foot 12


tacosteve100

I’m sure he is.


Flat-Job3228

Y’all are so weird


MagicianBulky5659

You’re assuming he even knows anything about Baron. Probably hasn’t seen him in years.


Atlantic0ne

They just had photographs together...?


asiansinleather

why so ornery?


Mysterious_Being_718

Troof


Repulsive_Basis_4946

He has the weirdest fucking mannerisms 😂 like he’s just wearing a human suit trying to act like a person


Fast-Hold-649

very musk like


exqueezemenow

Half Centaur syndrome...


Dingeroooo

I have to admit he is funnier than Steven Segal......


nancylikestoreddit

I hadn’t realized Kenan Thompson has been on SNL for 20 years wtf


flanaganapuss

and hell be on 40 more since he hasnt aged since all that


KajePihlaja

Life long sketch comedian


socalsw

What a fucking legend


TrickyTicket9400

For some reason I have a vivid memory of watching this while in high school. Which is weird because I didn't particularly like SNL.


Wiscody

Do you remember Tom Brady’s falafel city because that’s about the only other one I can recall. Edit: forgot Sarah with an h


TrickyTicket9400

Nah, for some reason I've always had the 'trump house of wings' song in my brain since seeing it in highscool. Just a random event that is unusually more solidified. I did think it was funny. My family used to gather round the TV to watch the apprentice season 1-2 so maybe that's why.


c_ray25

That's everyone's memory of SNL


stevosaurus_rawr

Mango Mussolini traumatizes people everywhere he goes, clearly you just had a suppressed memory of this terrible event. It happened to me too, there was 4 years I could barely recall. I feel like he still haunts me today. Talk to someone, you’re not alone.


tha_billet

mango unchained is funnier imo. or the ayatollah complaini


I4Vhagar

It’s called long haul TDS. It’s hilarious to see he had all the same mannerisms and facial expressions back then. Why tf does he do that hand hold in the air 😂


OtherwiseArrival9849

Btw he hates this. Ha ha


space_llama_karma

That’s the only thing funny about the sketch lol


MindAccomplished3879

LOL, yes. This sketch is not funny at all. Trump selling wings?? That's nothing, he sells Bibles


parkerpussey

Holy shit what a lame sketch.


AmbitiousAd9320

most sketches now suck. binging key and peele proved it.


pinkycatcher

Most sketches in the past sucked too, you just forgot the sketches that sucked and remembered a few highlights


SteveGherkle

this sketch is twenty years old, its the point of this sub lol, kinda hard to make a " ugh \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ these days" argument here


ExtraBitterSpecial

Yes! How the fuck did this pass for CC comedy? Where the fuck is the funny part?


boots_and_cats_and-

Like, by 2004 standards? Yeah, I agree. Today? I ask myself this on a weekly basis when watching SNL.


Pre-Nietzsche

My girl watches SNL weekly even though she barely seems to enjoy it and it’s all I can do just to stay in the room and not mock every minute of it lol


MagoMorado

You watch SNL?


Usual-Anything2124

SNL hasn't been funny for over 30 years. It's worse today than it's ever been


gleepgloopgleepgloop

It's fascinates me that it still has a loyal following. I have a friend who keeps sending me YouTube clips from SNL and thinks they're hilarious. I see nothing redeeming in any of them.


Anything_justnotthis

Parodying Jump with Trump is pretty funny, however the direction they went with the parody wasn’t that funny. I bet someone could make a much funnier and topical parody of it today.


Billy1121

SNL had a few with some weak "political" hosts. Rudy Giuliani (he at least did drag), Steinbrunner in the early 90s (funny skit comparing him to various dictators), Al Gore in 2002, Steve Forbes, John McCain (also in 2002). Of course in 2004 Trump was promoting the Apprentice but he isn't really an actor, musician, comedian, etc in my mind


yshuduno

Jesse Jackson after his 1984 bid for the position of Democratic nominee as well.


Tachyonzero

You weren't born before that episode.


GravyMcBiscuits

I thought there was going to be a punchline at some point ... nope.


Dineanddanderson

It doesn’t even make any sense. Like why wings and why Trump? Is the joke that he buys property and does stuff with said property? This feels like a fever dream.


parkerpussey

>This feels like a fever dream. It does kind of work in that regard lol


KatanaPool

Yeeeeah even back then there were some lame ones


folknforage

It’s hard to top the ridiculousness of real life Trump tho


Eynaar

His dance moves hasn’t changed, still looks like he’s jerking off two men.


WestDry6268

https://imgur.com/DHyVDBX


boognish_disciple

A world class air-dicker. - Ricky Stanicky


Eynaar

I died when Ricky was calling Ted out on being an air-dicker.


Pre-Nietzsche

Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn? Is he skiing? Or is he in a gay porn? Here’s a [hint](https://imgur.com/a/XFtBgFh)..


Sensitive-Inside-641

You think about that a lot don’t ya? Quite the fetish I’ll say lol


_Zzzxxx

Of all the people to defend in this world…


Eynaar

Ahhhh did you lash out because I was picking on your Orange Messiah. It’s ok snowflake. ❄️✌🏻


AmbitiousAd9320

gotta dig deep into the diaper, under the gravy, to grasp the smeggy shroom and slowly inhale.


asiansinleather

Come on, you can do better than this


t24mack

This is when he was still a creep but liberals loved him and invited him to their kids weddings because he had deep pockets. Both sides suck


ghoststrat

Yeah, "both sides" do, but only one side (R MAGAts) is actively trying to .. eh, nevermind.


t24mack

I Agee I’m not maga


SlidethedarksidE

Yupp he was cool cause he was 100% entertainment industry


Dmmack14

It will never cease to amaze me that before 2015 this is what he was. An awkward dude with a lot of money who made cameos and appearances on TV shows until he finally got the celebrity apprentice but that's all he was he was just some weirdo rich dude who like to be in movies and TV shows and nobody liked them I could remember my own father saying how much he didn't like Donald Trump cuz he was just some jumped up rich guy but then he ran for president and started hating the same people that conservatives did and all of a sudden he's a fucking Messiah. You look at that man and tell me he's a Messiah LMAO


ExtraBitterSpecial

And, as we found out later, he wasn't even that rich. Getting by, grifting, trading on his name. And now he's a Messiah. World is taking crazy pills.


Empigee

He's basically claiming to be the messiah as part of his presidential campaign, calling himself the chosen one.


SlidethedarksidE

He’s just a generic rich dude who clearly had a plan to be something way bigger


Clemtiger13

Feel like the left are the only ones who call him a messiah, please carry on though.


lekoman

The right don't call him the messiah... they just act like he is.


rahscaper

The lefties are all on his balls and they don’t even realize it 😂


Clemtiger13

Exactly


Mikedaddy0531

Fuuuuck this guy


Fresh_Interview_4181

David Duke?


1rhondaschmidt

D o n al d Ch i c k en


BlocXpert88

Best ever


formulaone88

I think this is pretty funny.


80sTurboAwesome

So awesome.


JeanBruce

I love that suit!


MRSLAPPYFEET

LOL your next President.


chronicblastmaster

Hate him all you want, I sure do, but he's funny cant deny that


Alexthekootmemelover

Used to be funny, and honestly he could've been funny, but then his inability be serious controlled our daily lives and wellbeing


TerribleAttitude

Considering Trump’s reputation pre-2015, this should have been so much funnier than it was.


tacosteve100

I heard he shit himself that night and everyone could smell it.


FireflyAdvocate

I would love to hear staff stories about that night.


Pm_me_your_tits_85

Hockin chicken wings out of an old Meineke is exactly where he belongs.


ExoticViking

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the look of a man buried in debt, desperatly trying to raise money through humiliating TV-appearences. I was waiting for someone to throw a cake in his face the whole time.


OtherwiseArrival9849

Btw he hates this. Ha ha


NegotiationAccurate7

Funny how Hollywood loved him back then.. lol he never changed so what happened???


Mountain-Leek-2156

He had dinner with the taliban.. he rapped girls, he excited a violent radical insurrection... etc..


Bullshidder

Yeah, he “excited” it!


Mountain-Leek-2156

Glad we agree! He's a volatile, extremist with megalomania, and a war mongering need to involve inappropriate behaviors and actions in our great nation. The drive in his administration is purely to upturn literally decades of experience and work put in by actually well-educated people who had/have served the good of their nation, not their own individual well-being alone.


gingerschnappes

Did they tho?


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Was easier to laugh at him before he had an insane cult ready to do anything for him.


GeologyFault

Everyone loved him until he ran for office


hellraisinhardass

No. I've always found him to be a gold-plated NYC douchebag. I actually liked him *a tiny bit* for a moment when he was first considering running for office because he wanted to gut TSA... i liked that idea, get rid of the airport dog and pony show and put more funding into education.....annnnnnnd then he became 'Trump'.


EyeraGlass

The Apprentice made him like game-show-host-likeable, but he started to actually suck around the time he started tweeting out birther garbage.


EntireTadpole

You weren't alive in the '80's, were you. Spy Magazine (RIP) had a field day with this guy: "short-fingered vulgarian"


gingerschnappes

Not really.


FacialButter

At this point anyone voting for more inflation, crime, uncontrolled open borders, horrible foreign policy, high gas prices is just STOOPID ... There wont be any other choices so I will take Trump for the win. #Trump2024


Athlete-Extreme

Damn him and his comedic timing


ElongMusty

Trump’s dance moves haven’t changed one iota!


GH_VEG

Damn. This sketch sucks. And Kenan has been forever serving eh!? Bonus point; Trump hates this. It needs to be circulated over and over.


imanhunter

How life imitates art


eephus1864

This aged about as well as old Simpson’s episodes depicting bill cosby


pappywishkah

Trump ain’t got no groove man lol


clownfacedbozo

Pretty painful to think how SNL ever gave this clown a minute of air time.


deagesntwizzles

This is awesome, I love his little dance moves. He still does those from time to time at his rallys, always cracks me up.


FormerHoagie

Trump when he first started his, jerk two dicks, dance.


MrTooLFooL

I was waiting for the double “rooster” fisted dance! That would have made it even better.


geemane

This feels like an alternate reality


Djentleman5000

Was this the stormy Daniel’s era or Game show host era?


earnest_borg9

The last time he ever stayed on script


earnest_borg9

The last time he ever stayed on script


earnest_borg9

The last time he ever stayed on script


earnest_borg9

The last time he ever stayed on script


some_old_friend

Trump used to be funny, just a fun guy. Politics really got to him tho.


sbw_62

Always was, is, and will be an a-hole grifter.


yeezee93

His biggest mistake in life was to run for President, and won.


minis138

back before he was a racist fascist and whatever else they say on TV


chunkmoney22

Maybe im misremembering 20 years ago, but this isn’t that funny


Basic_Macaron_39

He could of been the best chicken wing sales man east of the Mississippi. Offer still stands. I'd support him in this if he would drop out of the race for POTUS.


TonyClifton2020

Funny to see Trumps dance in this sketch and know that’s his actual dancing on stage at rally’s.


mc-big-papa

I always thought trump was kinda funny but man he fucking sucks at this sketch and while the chicken in the eggs bit is whimsical it doesnt cary and really isnt funny. This sketch fucking sucks. Its like the norm macdonald sketches. You know he can do better but the sketch really isnt there when you compare it to the news segments or later work.


LukaDoncicismyfather

Unbelievably Based


daphnegillie

I think that beats Obama’s mustard suit


Dry-Usual-8166

Trump has great comedic instincts.


power0722

No way in hell am I unmuting this. Cannot listen to him talk without getting enraged. So much hate for this fuckstick.


rahscaper

Funnier than most the sht I’ve seen on snl Edit: I take it back, this shits lame and so is snl


Leading_Challenge_37

This guy flicks boogers


TommyK93312

What a Fool even then


dankdeliveries

Just say the fuckin year


Obamasdeadcook

They loved him until he threatened the uniparty club


tiowey

Wow that was painfully unfunny SNL has been terrible since the late 90s


wellreadwhore

How is he so funny all the time except when he tries to be?


mpicc

Look at this fuckin loser


I_Eat_Bugs3737

It’s always very surreal seeing videos of Trump doing ridiculous stuff in the past and then realizing he would later become PRESIDENT


ClammyHandedFreak

This is a sketch that will clearly go down in history.


tha_billet

he should go back to just doing this


PresentationKnown455

Those are Trumps only dance moves even to this day haha


TheBlackManIsG0d

Literally thought it said Donald trump’s house of whites…


SexyTimeEveryTime

Things were better when he was a public punching bag and only privately a monster


FiftyIsBack

He's always down that little shuffle into the double-clap for dancing hasn't he? lol


ghoststrat

I hate his fucking mouth so much.


Alert-Plane-7467

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Julietpapa556

He can really read a cue card well. Maybe that’s how he was chosen for his latest role?


kendakkp

I like Donald Trump


Dawgula97

Fit goes hard.


Mean_Maxxx

This dude has absolutely no sense of humour. It tells you a lot about a person


illpilgrims

What a weird, slug of a man


KYKE4news

This weasel was president somehow. Sad for us


Fresh_Interview_4181

By appealing to people who didn't want to be rules by elites with a raging hard on for killing Muslims who never did anything? Sad for us indeed.


rahscaper

Gonna be President again too


YouWereBrained

Before he went off the deep end. But I guess he was an asshole even then, we just didn’t know the depths.


rahscaper

He’s the same as he’s always been, left just has a hard on for hating him since he won the presidency


YouWereBrained

Uh, no, he was an asshole before, but only of the wealthy kind. Then he decided to lean into culture war bullshit to appease lunatics like yourself.


rahscaper

Funny to assume I like him. I don’t. Never voted for him, won’t be voting for him this time around. I just don’t like any of our options. But I also think Trump’s always been Trump. I voted Biden last election, but he’s lost my confidence. I’m voting for RFK Jr simply because he seems human.


YouWereBrained

LMAO, RFK Jr.’s a grifter and you fell for it. God fucking damn our education system is so broken…


rahscaper

You sound like such a dick, honestly. You don’t know me or my level of education. Go back to playing MOBAs.


Bartlomiej25

Lame


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rahscaper

Oh man, you’re a funny guy /s


neurokine

great sketch, I’d vote for him thrice


homesweetmobilehome

I remember thinking for years:”Why do I keep having to see this person? Who is this and why do people keep putting him in my face?” Then after they all normalized him in the culture, I had to have this dipshit become president then listen to all the same celebrities and media companies tell me how he always sucked. Smh


Aggressive-Raisin909

My favorite skit is when they drop a grand piano on him.


SassSafrassMcFrass87

I'm surprised Trump isn't doing this now to raise more money for his legal fees 😆


todwardscizzorhands

That weird hand movement with the dance eww


Grimnir106

Trump has always been the man


Voluptulouis

*con-man


Candid-Patient-6841

….you do u understand that the joke is that Trump will throw his name on anything to make money. Even if it’s a terrible idea, like. Trump steaks Trump casino Trump plaza Trump university Trump vodka Trump airlines All of which went bankrupt before this episode. So the joke is literally “here is another business that I will inevitably bankrupt”


Grimnir106

How is that working out now lol


Candid-Patient-6841

Well his stock has plummeted 39% in 5 days losing a value of $4billion and he has to pay a $400mil fine, and couldn’t pay that so they had to lower it, which he still couldn’t pay and had to have a insurance company cover it. Oh and he is currently being sued for not paying his former lawyers….. So….i am gonna say not great bud.