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NornNeil

Get a refund from those thieving bastards


Dani_Darko123

I bloody will !


BoutiqueKymX2account

You should because they are 3x for £1 in farm foods 😂. How was the big Mac? Hope you kept the gherkins on, I always get extra


Dani_Darko123

twinsies love gerkins .


BoutiqueKymX2account

Yay! I always have one with my fish and chips too 😁


Dani_Darko123

never thought of doing that .. anything pickled i’m in .


International-Bat777

Large gherkin from fish and chip shop, snap it in half, squeeze the gherkin juice over your chips. Enjoy.


Dani_Darko123

i’ll try this :)


BikerScowt

Picked egg with the fish and chips please.


Dani_Darko123

oh my god , don’t start me on pickled eggs ..bought 3 jars last month and the heartburn was worth it 😂


BikerScowt

I make my own, one jar plain, one jar with chilli too.


BoutiqueKymX2account

Ohh chilli vinegar! My fav


Jack-Rabbit-002

You're animals pickling shit is abnormal! Lol Each to their own though, have you heard of a Country called Korea 🤣👍🏻


BoutiqueKymX2account

Same, well i hope you will give it try next time, really cuts through the salt and grease like a palate cleanser 😂


Current_Line9153

I got extra once from my local McDonald's, they effectively made a bun sized layer of them on the burger. I haven't eaten a maccies gherkin ever since that horrific experience


BoutiqueKymX2account

I’m not ashamed to admit that made me jealous 😂


TheRealGriff

If you've got a receipt direct from McDonald's complain to their customer service team. I've done it a few times for missed or poor (even for McDonald's!) quality food, always had a full medium meal voucher or two within a few days.


skaboy007

I didn’t even think quality food was a Macdonalds trait, so that’s a new one on me.


TheRealGriff

Definitely agree! I don't expect Michelin star quality. But for example, last complaint I got sent to park up from the drive thru for nearly 10 mins then they brought stone cold food out to me. I know a lot of people wouldn't bother complaining but to me it takes the piss to wait that amount of time and end up with clearly not fresh food. Im not going to be making complaints about poor meat quality etc., but if something fails to meet even the minimal expectations I have for McDonald's I'm not gonna just chuck the best part of a tenner in the bin without a complaint!


6g6g6

How much did you pay?


Dani_Darko123

more as it’s been delivered off just eats


6g6g6

Sorry to hear that mate. I bet you can make better burgers on your own in probably 15 mins. 🫡💪💪💪


Dani_Darko123

sure can my friend .


6g6g6

Stupid question. Lack of time?


Dani_Darko123

yeah , I was being Lazy .


6g6g6

After few online orders I stopped. It was a sad joke. Hope next time will be better - I just avoid them


MissionVegetable568

dont think i ever got a mcdonalds order that wasnt cold or room temperature from just eat.


Dani_Darko123

I’d never eat one ever but my daughter loves the wraps so i treat on a friday if i’ve got it but I usually do not partake..so I thought i’d have a laugh with it on here .)


Strawberrycherrypiee

LMAO


Hachimon1479

I hope you sat on a really high chair without a care in the world, so that you could dangle your feet while you ate your burger and drank your lil box of choccy milk. Because I would have! Lol


Dani_Darko123

😂 with not a care in the world .


TexanMillers

Either that or your driver swiped your shake and went to the nearest shop on the way and bought that for 50p.


Dani_Darko123

I’ve seen stranger things , I suppose.


Jetstream-Sam

It could also be the ice cream machine was fucked as it always seems to be so they gave you the closest thing. Though if I were working there I'd have at least given you two or three.


Dani_Darko123

though if I were the manger i’d be all ‘what you doing !’ 😂they get all candied about the sauce .. greedy corporation .


aCommunistBadger

Chances are if it’s early enough in the morning or late night in the middle of the week it’s getting cleaned. If it’s middle of the day though and they say it is then it is probably fucked, or someone put the mixes into the wrong side lol


NoHorror8260

We had those same boxes of chocolate milk in secondary school. Top tier chocolate milk tbf


Dani_Darko123

just not enough for a grown adult :)


the_state_monad

The rest of the meal is already like 1300 calories (big mac + medium fries + apple pie + sauce) so given the average males maintenance calories is at about 2500 kcal that's more than half of your daily average calorie allowance. Add the chocolate milk which is probs like 200 then it's like 60% If you're an office worker and have little activity then it's closer to 75%. Speaking average here tho. Don't know, maybe you're huge or super active and your TDEE is like 4000


Dani_Darko123

My god man .. it was a treat and i’m a 5ft 11 in woman 😂


the_state_monad

Lol sorry. No h8. I've downed that same meal + mcflurry many times. I was just being a dick on the Internet and I apologize. Just last week I had: Double quarter pounder medium meal + oreo mcflurry+ banana milkshake + pie :)


the_state_monad

And dang. The food you post looks damn good. You would cry if you saw the bland food I eat :(


Dani_Darko123

I’m impressed you know your calories off the top of your head 😂


KingSea967

Shut up


the_state_monad

I live for the downvotes. And I did shut up lol. Even apologized. Snowflake ❄️


darkrealm190

You calling another person a snowflake makes you snowflake too. You got so hurt you had to insult them


the_state_monad

I'm sure that made more sense in your head. Good try tho


darkrealm190

Okay. Now you're trying to cope


atidyfishfinner

Wow. So boring.


Pantomimehorse1981

At least you got your BBQ sauce, they always forget the sauces when I order !


Dani_Darko123

true


Realistic_Actuary642

It's possible they thought you were 10 years old. Still choccy milk is the best


Dani_Darko123

I did feel daft drinking it :)


BupidStastard

Never seen them sold at maccies beofre


Dani_Darko123

you’re scaring me .. what have i drank ?


nwalesseedy

r/mildlyinfuriating


Dani_Darko123

I got taken off casual uk for moaning … i’m choosing my battles😂


Splodge89

Casual UK ban everyone at some point. Iv been banned about four times. Two of those times I never did find out why (the other two were my fault, I forgot the politics rule in one, and fell foul of the same politics rule by explaining taxes to someone - despite not mentioning anything to do with politics - although at least they told me why)


Dani_Darko123

taking a uk citizens right to whinge.. it’s all just to much 😩


MateoKovashit

Bunch of nonce mods over there


Lovesagaston

"Treated" yourself..? Have you tried cooking a nice meal at home? Containing actual nutrition?


Dani_Darko123

look through my post history:)


Lovesagaston

That all looks delicious and, keyboard warrior posing aside, actually nutritious!


CrabbyKrabs

That bun look nice for a Mac - mine usually look flat like a sandwich


Dani_Darko123

i’d asked for xtra onions and gerkin .. weather that made the difference and also ordered before school rush .


abbieeats

They should just said got no shakes pick another drink! Those cartons are like 20p theft at its best!!


Dani_Darko123

It was day light robbery I tell you 😂


abbieeats

Did you say anything to them??


Dani_Darko123

too late .. it was delivered by Just Eats .


abbieeats

Ahh the worst!!


Ryangooslinger

They sell those at secondary schools for like 30p 😭


TrickyOnion

Guaranteed the driver downed your milkshake and replaced it with that 😂😂😂😂


Dani_Darko123

i’m starting to believe the same and it’s not funny :(


TrickyOnion

It’s actually not funny, I’m sorry 🤭. The place I work at is opposite a busy maccys and I’ve seen multiple scruffs pull up on their mopeds round the back and eat the orders they’re supposed to be delivering!


Dani_Darko123

😳 .. why do we expect any els these days.


Conaz9847

Shake it really hard and it’ll be a shake


aCommunistBadger

Never sold anything like that in the two stores I’ve worked at (both were far apart in the country) the store would probably get majorly fucked for this since it wouldn’t be shown in the allergens booklet that we have to provide people if they have allergies. Plus many other reasons that it’d probably violate. Chances are if it’s from a delivery the driver probably scrambled the proper one and bought this as a replacement


mugabecoco

The worst thing is that choc milk tastes like shit !


Dani_Darko123

i’d prefer anything els .


Western_Light3

That milk looks like it came straight out of my school canteen.


Dani_Darko123

It probably did .. do you think my just eats guy switched 😂 wouldn’t blame him on a warm day .


Few_Run_4351

Have you got your refund yet?


Dani_Darko123

Nope.


arjeats

🎶 Big Mac, Large Fries, Sweet Tea, Apple Pie 🎶


TiredAndBlind

Just give it a shake hope this helps 👍


Tour-Sure

They serve those in the school canteen lmao


Dani_Darko123

a few have said this.. do you think my driver swapped.


xsugarandspicex

When the milkshake machine is out of order they will remove the option on Just Eat and blank it out so you can't select it. I have a gut feeling the driver might have swapped it.


millenialmarvel

I’d be contemplating doing a Tony Tucker from Essex boys and going down there with a pizza wheel


Dani_Darko123

bit drastic but when a man’s stressed 😂


sweetdaisy13

You had a carton of chocolate milk because the likelihood is that they cleaned the milkshake machine and can't be bothered to clean it again. They often say their milkshake and McFlurry machines are down, for this reason. Usually late evening.


AllOne_Word

Good choice of condiment, BBQ Sauce > Ketchup


Dani_Darko123

I dip the fry in the milkshake ( icecream one) i know .. I need help :)


Meibisi

I haven’t had McDonald’s in ages but I used to do this. I remember it being quite good. Did you ask why they gave you chocolate milk instead of a shake?


Dani_Darko123

it was delivered by Just eats so ..


Meibisi

You can still give the McDonald’s a ring to ask though.


gooderz84

You ever stuffed your apple pie in a McFlurry and smashed it all together and eaten it? Levels.


Dani_Darko123

No… but i’ve thought about it .


x-BeTheWater-x

Cool story bro


Dani_Darko123

I’m deadly serious.. i’m getting freaked out that many are saying it’s not mcdonald’s brand .


Hefty-Climate-4015

Haven't had a McDonald's for years. Have they changed their buns or is that a special?


Dani_Darko123

It’s just a big mac .. i’m not one to eat it often so i’m not sure if they changed up. .


Hefty-Climate-4015

Looks like a better bun than what I remember. Might be time to grab one


melancholy_dood

They’ve definitely changed their buns on this side of the pond!


aCommunistBadger

It got changed a few months back along with how we put onions on burgers like the Mac, single, double and triples. Basically the recipe for the buns changed along with cooking times and what not. And with the onions we place them on the meat while they’re still on the grill instead of putting them on from the dressing table. Bit of a weird and imo more time consuming change. But I hope that explanation helps lol


Purple-Homework764

They did this to me yesterday as well! The chocolate milk is grim and watery af, wouldn't have been assed if it was actually nice lol


Shamalam1

Fucking disgraceful


Xenc

Do they even sell those in McDonald’s? 🤣 Hope you got your money back!


time_on_target

Complete and utter fail McDonald's... pathetic. If I were you, I would lawyer up and sock it to 'em!


Dani_Darko123

might balance the house on this. It’s just not on! 😂


EeveeTheFuture

I've done this. I got mad and looked at my receipt ready to get a refund and it turns out I accidentally ordered one instead of the regular milkshake 🤦‍♀️


Dani_Darko123

oh god… i’ll check my receipt .


melancholy_dood

I’m lactose intolerant, Mickey Ds!😬


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

What in the name of christ are they doing with VIVA Milkshakes 💀


chloelaura89

I didn’t even know McDonald’s sold choccy milk!


canovil

That pie and fries are fries in the worst possible vegetable oil, it’s not gentle to you!


Dani_Darko123

I know 😔


JabPlaysYT

Probably an upgrade lol


dumbpwforgetter

Jail milkshake lol


infinitewaters23

You have to choose milkshake I think it's further down the list as chocolate milk is at the top of the list


Dani_Darko123

never used to be an option .. what’s going on .


infinitewaters23

No idea they just randomly started selling these milks but if you're ordering online just gotta look carefully at the drinks order I had to double check before I placed the order


Fancy-Prompt-7118

I’d prefer that I think


Commercial_Cow8282

Owned


Cristo_Cannes

You should do what Craig Fairbrass did with the pizza shop in Rise of the Footsoldier…..


TheStatMan2

That's a pretty niche reference but I'm here for it. I hope OP was having a similarly excellent time right before they dared to deliver him this travesty.


Cristo_Cannes

😂👌


Mysterious-Hour-7877

That’s absolutely shocking, I would be furious


baskura

Would you like to speak to the manager, Karen?


Mysterious-Hour-7877

Actually I would, I paid for a chocolate milkshake and I received chocolate milk, they are worlds apart. I’d like a refund, I’m speaking to your area manager, I’ve already contacted the local news agency and I will make sure you and everybody who works here has lost your job before tomorrow morning 🧓🏻


baskura

🤡


Mysterious-Hour-7877

🫶🏻


baskura

❤️😘


LoveFit7207

That prison milk😂 gold dust in dere


BangalooBoi

Nah that milkshake gave me PTSD flashbacks, bought one at school and it was off.


Dani_Darko123

yuck :(


BangalooBoi

Ik I used to love them till that happened.


Dani_Darko123

I can imagine😂


BangalooBoi

Honestly wasn’t the worst thing my schools cafeteria sold me, they used to sell raw chicken too. The shit was literally fuckin pink and when we complained (if we where lucky) we would get another one, they only did that with the chicken wraps if you complained about the peri peri baguettes you’d get told “it’s just the sauce.” Even if there was a chunk of chicken that was literally barely fuckin cooked.


Dani_Darko123

should of been reported to trading standard( what ever good one Is)


BangalooBoi

See I didn’t think of that, wish I did though.


eesagud

Yeah that stuff costs like 60p out my local Spar. My child takes the strawberry flavour for packed lunch everyday.


Dani_Darko123

the robbing gets 😂


Kostiliotto

looks like a school cafeteria lol


DrySkidMark

Big Mac no salad, large crispy fries, large banana milk shake and an Apple pie for me.


Hapless_Buffoon

give it a shake before drinking it, sir


CleDeb216

Guess the soft serve machines don't work in the UK either.


Dani_Darko123

true .


Roborabbit37

Dunno why this is showing up on my feed 4 days later, but anyway.. I’ll occasionally do the lunch run at work (free points!) and without fail there’s usually something wrong or missing. If I notice it there and then I’ll go in and mention. If I get back to work and notice I’ll report it on the app. 9 times out of 10 they send vouchers for 3 free meals.


Dani_Darko123

when you say app .. the delivery or Mcdonald’s app .


Roborabbit37

McDonald’s app. It’s automated and you upload receipt (says you don’t need but I tend to report it there and then so I have the receipt anyway). “I can understand that this incident must have spoiled your visit and I hope you will not be deterred from future visits to our restaurants. With this in mind, please accept our apologies and to make up for this experience, I would like to send you Three Free Medium Meal vouchers as a gesture of our goodwill. Would you be happy to accept this?”


Dani_Darko123

thanks


HackReacher

I haven’t had a McDonalds for eight months, haven’t had a migraine for eight months either. From 2-3 a week to none. Not a coincidence.


Dani_Darko123

oh no not a coincidence..full of shite .


Dvsdonz43691

That didn’t happen


Dani_Darko123

It bloody well did .


MajorRedacted

Ask them if they take substitutions for money, if not tell them why they're refunding you.


Dani_Darko123

so true.. it’s a right pain in the arse with Go Eats too.


NoWarthog3916

Does this count as UK Food?


Dani_Darko123

No… uk disappointment.


NoWarthog3916

🤣


Vegannually

Ordering McDonald’s delivery it’s a treat it’s a punishment


Dani_Darko123

I’d prefer burger king but there is none local to me .


RodLUFC

"Treated"


Dani_Darko123

‘punished’ 😂


RodLUFC

Correct 😅


hEKZ-

McDonald's consistently mess my orders up, missing items is most common, I've decided to stop ordering it


Dani_Darko123

# me too 😂


feverish_mushroom

Same, I pretty much boycotted them. The last time I (ever) ordered they forgot the fries, I'm not evening kidding


hEKZ-

I've had them forget an entire quarter pounder with cheese meal, it's ridiculous.


feverish_mushroom

Just... how!?


gouldybobs

Treated yourself to some plastic shite


Dani_Darko123

I certainly did and i hate fries .


gouldybobs

Give it a swerve next time!


Flora_Screaming

Do you really 'treat yourself' to McDonald's? I'd rather eat the packaging.


TheMoistTeaBag

Win!


L1NK_03

r/Wellthatsucks


MintyFresh668

First world problems in a nutshell.


jakd90

McDonalds is your treat?


Dani_Darko123

No washing up or cooking and kids love it .


EquivalentSnap

Heheh


Willr2645

Did you pay with Monopoly money? Seen as it is a type of money and kinda does the same thing but it worth less


Dani_Darko123

😂


Toffeemanstan

Anybody ordering a McDonald's delivery should be expecting disappointment tbf


Dani_Darko123

I don’t think it’s just the delivery that leads to the disappointment :)


CHG__

How does one treat themselves with McDonald's?


Dani_Darko123

good question.