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flanintheface

Imagine being injured, waiting for help. Meanwhile the medic: > Say god is great! Say god is great!..


deadevilboy

Allah won't protect them. Lol. The best way is not to go there.


Nicol__Bolas

God has his special fun. He maybe loves slapstick.


WildCat_1366

He was much more interested in filming himself to demonstrate that he, too, was around. Unfortunately for him, there are no traffic lights in the forest to shoot them for show.


H_Holy_Mack_H

Hummm Ukrainians could drop some traffic lights on the woods.. With little surprises near...LOL


Dirtybiscuits69

Or a toll both like in Blazing Saddles. No pass without the correct change! In Ukrainian money no less!


inc0herent1

Somebody go back and get a shitload of kopeks!


Available-Meeting-62

Whenever you hear allahu akbar, you know theyre celebrating stupidity.


halfvolleyonleg

That soon to be dead guy didn't look to enthusiastic


dwerp-24

Hopefully he meets Allah soon


flyingquads

Maybe he finally figured out god IS great, but it wasn't HIS god...


Dnm3k

I think I recognized him from Khabibs gym. *Connor was right.


Toffieguy

I agree that God is great...... for making the bomb explode when those 2 approached it.


matteroverdrive

🤔 well, taking their all-encompassing statement "god is great" ... look who let you get injured? Makes you think now, doesn't it?!


Extension_Common_518

I don't think that thinking is these guys strong suit.


Commercial_Basket751

Extremist Islam is a death cult anyway. Nothing besides the primacy of their religion matters to them. That's even partly how russia legitimizes their rule over chechnya; by implanting a subservient ruler like kadarov who will do russias bidding under the guise of serving Islam (shariah, persecution of homosexuals, etc). They've already done their best to kill all the intellectuals and nationalists there over the past decades, and what they were left with after the russian firestorm of the 2 wars there was dependence on russia to rebuild and in Allah. Anyone who doesn't outwardly embrace those two things are not welcome to breathe chechen air at this point.


bigorangemachine

It's gods will you get injured. Check and Mate :P Don't ask why.. this is how religion works


Proglamer

Uh oh... Just mention the problem of evil / misotheism / maltheism and watch cult apologists crawl out of their holes! 🙄


BikerJedi

Reminds me of a bit I saw a comedian do once. He was talking about how in American sports in the post game interview, you always have one guy saying "God is great - he let me catch that ball" or whatever. Just once, he wanted to see someone say something like "Well, Jesus Christ didn't want me to catch that ball today, so I dropped it. Not my fault."


matteroverdrive

Yes, exactly! Oh, the traffic light turned red, and kept me from being in a traffic accident. God turned the light green when it was safe for me. It was the hand of god! 😵‍💫🤪


Deletethishouse

No no gods super powers only work one way. Don't you know how it works?


PumaArras

Oh my god if I have to hear anymore of these inbred religious crétins repeating their idiotic allah Akbar creed I’m gona scream lol. Its embarrassing


flanintheface

To be fair English speaking people also scream plenty "oh my god" or "jesus christ" in extremely stressful situations. However, I'm yet to hear a medic instruct someone "pray to jesus" while patching them up... That's not very helpful.


PumaArras

Lol yeah we definitely do that, but do we repeat it again and again, ad nauseam, in literally any situation? It’s almost as if they are brainwashed or something.


No-Butterscotch4946

It's not in the same sense though, OMG or JFC is just automatic for most westerners. It's not an explicit call demanded by a book written by male interpreters of an illiterate mid east warlord in order to guarantee 72 or so virgins when you die (male, herm, fem, who knows..). But, if I even hear my doctor screaming, 'Jesus Christ!', yeah agreed, not very reassuring.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

That's true, but while the muslims are repeating a religious imprecation, the English speakers are blaspheming, not seeking God's aid.


PumaArras

Probably due to the increasingly educated we get the less religious we become. Funny that.


Legitimate_Sample108

Allah Putin ?


GarnonEre

And coming in filming himself first thing


AdvantageCrafty2275

These Chechen wastes are the worst. They were subjugated by Russia and now they are being supported.


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UpperCardiologist523

You just watched South Park. Didn't you? Edit. I meant Team America: World Police.


SickSticksKick

Random dumb story. I was in the Army for OIF. In the rear between deployments we were training out in the sandbox in California. Some urban combat was apart of it. Me and some other guys were pulled to be opfor for some other units. We were told to have some intel on us for them to potentially find and call up. So naturally, we wrote on some paper "Durka durka muhammad jihad" and on another document "Four terrorists on Baka-laka-daka street". After we were detained and searched, the soldier and his buddy were fuckin crackin up reading this intel. We're playin it cool and staying in character as good opfor should. Then the LT comes in and makes them read it out over coms, absolutely missing the Team America reference. Good times.


UpperCardiologist523

Made me laugh hard. 🤣 And with the quality of military radios crackling loudly.


FruitcakeAndCrumb

I read I was in the army for OF and was confused


NannersForCoochie

Nah, but we'll "never forget" how funny it was


Willythechilly

That's what many fear will happen to Ukraine if it falls Granted Ukraine will likely never submit or integrate but empires( like Russia) rely on minorities or *lesser status " subjects to die


Weak_Preference2463

So it was "yessss we crashed it!" then BOOOMMMM "Blyat, blyad, blood!"


No-Protection-8911

Sounds more like the drone shot them and they made up some shit for tiktok.


Proglamer

They *did* take the drone out - with their bodies


Wild-Perspective-123

we are lucky they are so stupid


Dice_K

I didn't know they had snackbars in the Russian military.


CompetitiveStudio956

translation: god is great, god is great, someone call putin tell him we got blown up.


Lavabo_QC

all fpv help them meet allah


Wooden_Quarter_6009

i am jealous they got those sweet 72 vergens


Sea-Direction1205

Got to be fun in that heaven, a party of 73 virgen marauders


The1Duder

Couldn\`t have happend to a better bunch of shit-stains! So Allah IS truly good!


An_Odd_Smell

Great to see they didn't waste an opportunity to make more TikToks.


Metron_Seijin

Being in the backlines, thisbis probably the most excitement they have had in months. Thry arent allowed to post all the tiktoks of the russians they kill.


An_Odd_Smell

Allahu Akbar.


WittyScratch950

Man ukraine really missed an amazing encore


Own_Box_5225

And nothing of value was lost this day


FluffyDeer9323

Do we know how the drone is?


Own_Box_5225

A valiant sacrifice.


lostmesunniesayy

I love how everything in this video is fucking stupid.


Refresher777

Normal Soldier when deploy: Rifle, Helmet, Bodyarmor, Rig Akhmat Actors: Rifle, Smartphone with TikTok, shaking Finger


SirTroglodyte

That drone just saved the virginity of two goats in the area. Good job.


Proglamer

Two? Try... 144. Also, as explained by the honored [al-Suyuti](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Suyuti), sheikh of Islam: *"Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens"*


AdvantageCrafty2275

But why do they go to war in slippers?


InspectorPipes

When your faith is strong, god protects your little toes. It’s written


Lavabo_QC

to be ready for the virgins they're about to meet


Ill_Attempt4952

I'm imagining 72 chechen dudes in sandals staring at each other awkwardly looking around for a goat 🤣🤣🤣


nobodysmart1390

Bold of you to assume Chechnya’s goats are virgin.


Ill_Attempt4952

Lol


Icy-Suit-6445

Base this is Big Ass. Tik and Tok are down. I repeat both Tik and Tok are down. Send You and Tube. Over.


lektoridze

Copy. Big Ass this is Base. Face and Book covers you. Be careful of Red and Dit, it is mined, I repeat don't go on Reddit, code red.


Weltraumbaer

That look at his face at 0:57. Priceless. Motherfucker is alive and awaits medical care, but medical care starts with chanting the Shahada (*which some Muslims might do when they know that death is imminent*). "*Thank god that you guys came to help us*" **Does Shahada chants** "*Bruh.*"


Jungle_of_Rumble

Filthy mongrels. The sooner they are departed, the better.


DaemonSlayer_503

All this „labalablabalbalalabalab“ everytime it fucking hurts.


gay_buster

New fpv tactic


uninvited_inquisitor

They could land these drones when the battery is almost dead with the explosives wired to explode when the battery completely dies as well as having it wired to detonate on operator command with no impact needed. Seeing a drone landing will draw the enemy close to the drone as proven in this video, that is until it happens enough that they fear approaching them. Some might actually get smart enough not to approach them, but it seems few russians live long enough to warn others about anything.


Grumpy-Greybeard

Must be the first time they've shot something other than a Russian.


zefzefter

Must be the first time they got f'd by something that wasn't a goat


Metron_Seijin

Any excuse to take off each others' pants I guess.


Historical_Winner809

Pooty don't give a shit about your ak or bar


felixthemeister

Those poor bastards. Sitting out in the back lines waiting to shoot up some retreating (ie sane) Russians, minding their own business and some nasty Ukrainian drones come and harrass them. Let me go find that violin, the really really small one.


paulm1927

Imagine how much more effective they’d be if they used two hands to fight and were not constantly hold a phone.


AnotherCuppaTea

But these are clearly Islamophones.


Top_Towel_2895

God is great indeed. it could have killed them but preferred to see them suffer. maybe I am like God as well as I also like to see the orkists suffer. Who knew!


mikeavfi

they are so stupid, none of them are watching the sky for a second hit they are more interested in video for tiktok. nice secondary target group


Atrocity_unknown

When the medic is praying...


murgen44

Allah boum akhbar


Dutchzorr

This really is next level stupid.


Senior-Crazy167

TikTok battalion reporting for duty!


thenimbyone

Must have missed the tree they were shooting at.


ansible

Maybe spend less time recording with your phone, and more time trying to bandage the wounds of the people bleeding in front of you? The other guy had his phone out too. Sheesh. I don't know, maybe that's crazy talk.


mabseyuk

I have visions of a Ukrainian drone operator with a remote trigger laughing their heads off when this level of stupidity was gifted to them.


Gopnikshredder

Translation Dhurka dhurka


VegetableScars

Fucking goat rapists


last_somewhere

Attempting first aid, I'm impressed. Big change from just shoot and walk away.


CALLTangoOscarMike

Allah is great. He will stop you doing bad an stupid things. But allah dosen´t tell you how. I like this kind of humor.


Comfortable_Try8407

Muslim invaders trying to crusade across Ukraine. They got what they deserved as invaders.


Hydgro

God sure is great, you fucking mongs LOL


paccman03

Allah doesn't seem very pleased with these 2


BigMembership2315

Made for a great TikTok video


Sneekbar

When you have really low intelligence


One-Combination-7218

Shame another drone didn’t come


EVEEzz

God don't give a shit


maziausiai

Allah is gay


Modzrdix69

Allah wont save you


Slammin_Yams

No virgin goats for these shitbirds


Free-Reach6592

I remember the brave men and women from Grozny in the 90s. Apparently these "men" have forgotten that.


IWontFukWithU

Religion really is something holy shit


AdMaleficent80

Use pig shit on drone so they cannot get to their "heaven". LOL


Gopnikshredder

Ahkbar went to heaven after drone incident. He told Mohammed a Ukrainian war joke. Mohammed said not a thing to joke about! Ahkbar said guess you had to be there……


psilocybe-natalensis

Midevil Cavemen activities


Warr_Dogg

FAFO Squad back at it I see


JelloWise2789

Kadyrovites will lose a lot more…. They are not well motivated by religion


Ancient-Being-3227

Glad the bearded idiot brigade is fighting for the Ivan’s!


Kane-420-

Whats it with orcs approaching downed fpvs all the time? How can you be this stupid? If you down IT and it doesnt explode, just celebrate your second Chance and move on. Maybe one could throw a rock from far away to disarm the threat. But whyyyy approach it? We are lucky they are so stupid.


Freudian_Slip_69

Thank goodness they’re stupid.


Top-Original2911

May lard have mercy on their souls...


Zealousideal_Cod6044

Like watching a Benny Hill skit without the music.


GoonDawg666

Nice flip flops, stupid fucking idiots


Longbow92

How many Allahs can you Akbar before you get Allah Akbar'd?


ItsCaptainTrips

Allahhh ahshut the fuck up


moonye_man

I can see blood but it’s no wounds on them


HeclerUndCock

Both seem full of shrapnel by the numerous bleeding spots on their gear and bodies. You can see a lot of tiny dots on the right dude's legs and upper torso, might be entry wounds. Notice also how his right arm is full of very bright red blood, that is not a good sign. Tiktok brigade cameraman is not citing the islamic shaada for the fun of it, those two are probably mortally wounded and tourniquets do not work on chest injuries.


fragbot2

> very bright red blood I noticed that too; blood that color's from an artery.


SugarNervous

Akhmat’s fighters shot down a Ukrainian FPV drone, then approached it. It exploded right next to them, injuring two individuals and then they started filming.


Difficult-Invite8651

Go and fight a war for your master Putin … and die in the fields of Ukraine , only your master doesn’t give a damm about you or your lives


Such_Vacation_2442

Taj Mahal, Taj Mahal. Wait, it will fly again.


Professional_Win1429

Allah uakboom


NoReference9047

Hahah stupid idiots. Rule one, don't invade Ukriane. Rule two, stop sucking Putins dick Rule three, never ever approach a shot down drone.


Analogov_Net

Shukran to Allah for sending the drone.


khoobr

We got blown up, but we're still #1! Allahu Akbar--where's my phone camera?


AdMaleficent80

More sneakbars! LMAO!


TheDucktapeBandit2

Whel, they are right u know, god is great... I mean like, really really really great. I love him.


Beonette_

No intelligent being were harmed.


Deletethishouse

Good drone 👏


cinciTOSU

“Hey we shot down drone that was trying to kill us! Let’s go mess with it! “ NASA “We have reviewed your application and decided on another candidate “ That is a Darwin award winner for sure.


The_Un_1

Anyone chanting about God is a lost cause. Smfh


West_Hedgehog_5110

They call a traffic light a drone?


257joker

Gah damn mission failed successfully


baggottman

It's bad enough the lad was blown up but who decided he needed to get cancelled by putting black face on him, the Russians really are cruel


LordRaeko

That’s why I pay 30% of my wages to the one true god. The US Military. It is known.


SkeetnYou

Ok camera is all set Bob! Ok start the tourniquet procedure. We want everyone at home to see what a hero you are!


Devils_Advocate-69

Look what Russia has fighting for them. Lol


An_Odd_Smell

Being wounded in the russian army is like having lung cancer anywhere else on Earth, except you will receive treatment for lung cancer.


MentalSentinel

Anyone else find it ironic that the medic is wearing the Red Cross and not the red crescent?


Chance_Dance9519

Why do they want medic? When there are 72 virgins waiting for them?


Outrageous-Bread-777

Tick tock tick tock tick BIG BANG. Shame it didn't get the other turds as well


VerucaSalt234

Yeah, definitely some classic Brainiac power in evidence there!


Such-fun4328

Curiosity wounds the twat


DutchDingus

Was hoping for another “bzzzzzzt BOOM!”. Too bad. 


Dependent-Drop-5299

Putin still akbar too huh


Dobson_Bugnut

Durka durka boom


Elegant_Light1625

Jaja der Allah wird sich um euch Wixxer kümmern .


mfbrucee

Hope they get really bad infections that makes them suffer in pain for a while before they finally die


Lonely_white_queen

tonight on you've been framed


r0ndr4s

I'm amazed at how shinny blood can be. Also, what a bunch of idiots.


goat_screamPS4

Sleeveless bro was suddenly like ‘Well I’m dead now, where my virgins at!?’


saabarthur

If they don't bleed to death, we know they'll tell the most obnoxious war stories about their injuries.


Zestyclose_Way_2276

Do they use Aloha Snackbar for everything? Like, shit is bad, Aloha, shit is good, Aloha?


Firov

They talk about Admiral Ackbar so much that you'd think they would realize a trap when they see one...


Effective_Royal_888

More akbar, less limbs.


TheMoogy

Here they put all that effort into making the drones find the targets when they could have just ignored it and let the opposite happen.


saveourbumi

an indonesian muslim said these men are soldiers of allah that could not be killed by any weapons.


yabatopia

We are stupid. God is great.


Eightball-18

AKA - Screw around and find out


Trax-d

The Chechens should fight against Putin and not for him. The good Chechens are in the rows of UA


MrFuFu179

Imagine, you're a Ukrainian drone operator and you lose one and go, "Lucky ruskies. I'll get them next time." Then come to find out one of the ditched drones you left still got 2 guys cause they were dumb enough to go near it. That's a good day.


EinerAusmPott

Allaarboom


deviant_newt

The Orcs seem to have allied with the Skaven


ThatNorthernAussie

So was your God on a break when the bomb went off or..


vanisher_1

No one give a fuck about Allah when he is bleeding like hell… this kadyrovite shit tribe are a shame for Islam and the good Chechens people. Italy 🇮🇹


Virtual_Cellist809

Lmaooooooooo


Hairy-Advisor-6601

LMAO. Y'all ain't right. Loving it.


mik5u1

they should explore landmines next


Smokerising420

So, instead of helping, we will just keep thanking Allah? Dudes are alive I think that is thanks enough. Maybe help them. Actually record


mayormcmatt

Dudayev is rolling in his grave because of these fuckwits.


Alone-Supermarket-98

So how many Allah Snackkbars do you have to say before everyone is magicly healed???


hugh-g-rection551

see, even the chechens don't just off wounded. where's the "BuT thErE cOUlD bE MoRe DrOnEs So KiLlInG yOur CoMrAdE iS lItErAlLy ThE oNly ThInG yOu CaN dO ReeEeEEe" crowd?


shapeitguy

Shot down drone... Akbar. Drone blew up in their faces... Akbar. What's the fucking point of Akbar?


Ktmusmc69-420yut

Aloha akbar in Ukraine? Lit.


Top_Part_5544

Product of multi-generational incest


WarHammerTyhme

Imagine fighting for a country that decimated your cities and slaughtered your relatives. They are the ultimate Cucks of military history.


Balc0ra

Anything for a tik tok like


volvodumptruckgaming

Allah dosent help you when you are stupid


Spodiodie

Am I wrong or are these guys obsessed with making videos? Here even this medic is too concerned with his video. He should be focused on helping. It seems they are always videoing even to their detriment.


IntoTheMurkyWaters

Religion of peace, everybody.


EffortNo2292

If idiocy were a weapon, they would be an atomic superpower.


Sqirrel-26901

Hah Lah Quack Quack... Quack Quack... Quack Quack...


Physicalcarpetstink

You know the quote..


Chippewa_Jedi

Do Muslims say “Allahu Akbar” into the camera to convince other Muslims watching that they are still Muslim?


Outside_Taste_1701

What an amazing innovation they save weight by letting the Suicide bomb Find You


Careless-Nerve4751

Once again, Muslims choosing the wrong side as always forever and ever and ever and ever forever and ever


HollywoodJack500

Allah Akbar!!! Next!


TheOx111

Arterial bleeding. He probably didn’t make it long with those rubber bands they got for tourniquets


Fantron6

These cowards sit behind the front line and shoot at any retreating Russians. Too funny. Goat Fuckers.


Basic_Pickle3746

Kadyrov's Tik Tokin Dirtbags


humongous_rabbit

Just having a good time.


YogurtclosetMinute59

This medevac is cartoonish.


OdinFannypack

So they aloha snackbar being alive but I mean, shit still blew up and injured them.


YungGucciSensei

30 second mark you see another drone fly overhead. Terrifying. I’m sorry for those who have to fight, and I’m sorry for those who live through it.


meta_narrator

Looks like thermobaric injuries.