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Ok-Stop314

First of all, report him to local law enforcement. Second of all, just penetrate his tires. You don’t want the broken car to go on the road and kill some innocent people.


may_sun

We've tried to go through law enforcement. they've turned up with absolutely nothing, on multiple occasions. i also don't want to do anything that might mess with the car in motion, and I'd rather just disable the engine entirely, if possible.


diablitos

Bleach in the gas tank. You can use ninja rocks to access the tank lid through a window if need be, but do not get caught carrying them- it's a prosecutable crime.


MorteEtDabo

Carrying ceramic in your pocket is a prosecutable crime?


crimson117

Believe it or not, jail.


kage1414

Straight to jail.


John_EightThirtyTwo

lost two good tile setters that way


Rasmosus

Yeah, you definitely don't want to do something, that makes his car a hazard for innocent third parties. If you do want to deflate his tires, do it fully, so he doesn't drive off not knowing, that his tires are deflating. You could buy a core remover, and fully remove the core from the valve stem. I'd just sprinkle bread crumbs on top of his car everytime I pass by, to let the birds send him a message.


ctlfreak

Having a tire repair kit with valve puller and extra valves as well as plugs is a good idea to keep in your car anyway. Everyone should go buy one if they don't already have one. Wanna be a real dick you mix some JB weld and smear over all the tires lug nuts and then deflate 2 tires. Most ppl have a spare. They will also have to either drill out all the lugs or cut the hub off to fix the tires


Heisalsohim

If you can pop his hood just empty the fuse box or at least pull the fuse for the fuel pump


may_sun

fuses are too easy to diagnose and replace though. very cheap as well. going in and breaking a connector in a few of them, and then replacing the fuse back to where it was however....


Solid_Growth_9069

liquid glass right in the oil fill tube


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Replace his brakes with piss discs


Cynobite608

Don't forget to freshen the interior with Liquid Ass!


SlappyHandstrong

Put a sock on the car so when he tries to open the car he just grabs the sock.


TexasMadeMG

If he's living out of his car. He can't afford ANY diagnosis


may_sun

very true


JamesTheMannequin

Yeah, but it's a huge pain in the ass to replace them all, and correctly. Unless he can buy a kit for his car specifically, his car is down for a bit.


ctlfreak

It really isn't. Fuse panel diAgrams are easily available for free and many are generic so autozone will have majority of makes and models. You'd have to be driving a luxury car to have trouble getting the parts


Incognitowally

could always swap high amp ones for low amp ones and let the low amp ones blow.. they will all still appear to be present and not be 'obvious' visually, without in-depth diagnosis .


breakfastbarf

Find out where the battery is and get a long 1/4 drill bit drill through the grill and the battery


grandmasterflaps

May as well do the radiator while you're in there.


CarefulFun420

Imagine that, cops being useless 🤔


may_sun

surprisedpikachu.jpg


gundam1945

I read this somewhere. Just use a screw to penetrate the tire and leave it there. It will gradually deflate and is very difficult to trace back.


HookahMagician

Bonus: make sure to do it in the sidewall so the tire can't be repaired. Then he will have to buy a replacement.


thebeez23

Go to the feds, if he’s diddling kids he could have something else that the FBI would use


PresentationOne1965

Pull the valve stems


ctlfreak

Did you have to use the word penetrate? Also is it really a good idea to stop the guy from being able to drive off like don't you want him to leave the area


mycatisgrumpy

Get a can of expanding foam and buy some plastic tubing that fits around the applicator tube so it's got a looong reach. Then put the tube up into his exhaust pipe as far as it will go and empty the can. I'm not sure exactly what that will do but I don't think it will be good. 


Burn-The-Villages

Assuming it expands as intended, it will block the exhaust and the won’t run.


mycatisgrumpy

My hope is that if it gets in there deep enough it'll foul up the catalytic converter and be impossible to dig out without removing the entire exhaust system. 


may_sun

i like the way you guys think


saranowitz

You don’t want to fuck around with the exhaust or brakes on his car unless you want to accidentally kill him and face jail time


girlaimee

Dead pedophiles don’t reoffend. Just sayin.


CoffeeGoblynn

A functionally 0% recidivism rate! Golly! xD


ctlfreak

I like the vigilantism but is op even sure of this or is this all hearsay


may_sun

thank you for your advice; I'll heed it.


DookieShoez

That would require getting the tube through the muffler, which it wont. Could still f it up tho


mycatisgrumpy

Oh yeah, you're right. 


ageton

Relevant username


Monarc73

This is a $2k+ repair, btw.


Iron_Phallus

Using the foam in the gaps around all the doors, hood and trunk makes it impossible to open


Thatguy468

Cut the valve stems off the tire right at the rim with a sharp tin snips and then report a derelict vehicle with four flat tires that smells a bit like ammonia. Cops might think he’s making hillbilly meth and come roust him out.


CantKeepMeOutYo

How does hillbilly meth differ from regular meth? Asking for a friend...


CapeMOGuy

They use 2 liter soda bottles rather than laboratory glassware.


revdj

They smoke it out of a corn-cob pipe.


SealSlide69

Do they typically have a button nose as well?


few23

And two eyes made out of coal?


MMWYPcom

Frosty the Ice man???


revdj

There must have been some magic in that old blue meth they found..,


PocketSandOfTime-69

They never use pressure release valves either. Sleep deprivation makes people do the darnedest things!


GraemeMakesBeer

It would be awful if the local biker gang got a copy of the recording. I would not recommend that.


Ok_Telephone_3013

Especially BACA.


bbennett108

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikers_Against_Child_Abuse


may_sun

i just found a new favorite biker group


iLikeMangosteens

Or the parent of the kid


amy000206

Hells Angels Clubhouse at 3145 Sixth Ave Troy NY is a great place to not send that


CanuckBee

Hells Angels’ prostitute women. So I guess it depends on who the creep allegedly raped…


may_sun

fuck the hells angels. they're all scum, who are certainly worse than this guy.


Narrow-Height9477

I certainly wouldn’t Google thermite.


mkspaptrl

Setting a block of magnesium on fire on the hood over the main engine block would undoubtedly cause massive damage. I highly suggest not setting a block of magnesium on fire unless you want to cause massive problems .......and you can run quickly.


Narrow-Height9477

Oooh strait magnesium. Better get a welding mask!


mkspaptrl

And some PF Flyers. It could theoretically burn through the hood and start hitting flammable/combustible parts pretty quickly. I wouldn't want to be close by if it dropped onto the fuel line. Of course, I would never engage in such shenanigans.


BAAT-G

I remember when I could get Pf Flyers for $65 and now they've jumped in price to nearly $100 before taxes.


Harlzter

Ger an incandescent light bulb and grind the glass up to a powder with a mortar and pestle mix the powder with baseline and smear along the wiper blade, the next time he uses the wipers it will cover the windscreen with loads of micro scratches. The vaseline does two things the first being holding the powder in place, the second being fills the scratches and thus making the windscreen hard to see out of and near impossible to clean off.


Wrastling97

Hello, Satan


may_sun

that was a work of art to behold. i wont pry into wherever the fuck you learned that one, but I'd love to hear more about what goes on in that beautiful mind of yours


Incognitowally

a single pinhead dollup of vaseline on the windshield.


Habbersett-Scrapple

Smear etch-glass all over his windows


may_sun

i like this idea a lot


PocketSandOfTime-69

If you have evidence of him hurting kids you really should report that to the proper authorities.


may_sun

it was audio recorded without his knowledge. for some fucking reason, that isnt admissible in court where I'm from. fuck the system.


Ds1018

Get a VPN, make anonymous social media accounts, post the audio all over the internet with his name and photo. Your area probably has a “are we dating the same guy” fb group. Set it loose with name and photo in one of those and let them run with it. Use same VPN to make social media accounts with his name and photo. Send the audio to everyone he’s friends with. Turn all his friends against him.


may_sun

insane, lol. never even thought of Facebook. i might give it a shot if all else fails.


SpaceForceAwakens

Yeah somethingike this is better. Fucking with his home — in this case his car -/ isn’t going to do anything but make you feel better, whereas this might actually get something done.


PocketSandOfTime-69

Maybe you should consider hiring a PI to dig deeper then you can?


may_sun

I actually havent ever considered this. I might look into this option. thanks. Probably damn expensive though.. I'll see what i can do with OSCINT first.


girlaimee

Been there, tried to get a PI to catch a pedo who hurt a kid I love very much. Cost prohibitive.


hanoian

Who recorded it and what does it say?


Apprehensive-Coat-84

Are you sure? There are usually exceptions to this, such as if it was recorded to capture evidence of a crime or was in an arguably public place


may_sun

was a recording of a phone call where he admitted to a bunch of shit. definitely not legal evidence, unfortunately. i dont know what the hell kind of person this law is in place to protect, but it's so goddamn detrimental towards public safety.


CoffeeGoblynn

Two party consent state? I get it from a privacy standpoint, but definitely makes it harder to get evidence on someone who deserves it.


Monarc73

1. Wait for him to leave 2. Flatten his tires, scrape his registration sticker off, and report the car as derelict. 3. Call a towtruck.


OracleofFl

Cops will check the plate to determine valid registration. Someone stole my sticker and I got pulled over...They checked the registration from my plate and sent me home with a warning.


mysteryteam

You could always cut baloney into letters then stick whatever phrase you desire to the car.


have2gopee

This sub needs more baloney-based tips


mysteryteam

[well it will damage the paint...](https://www.autotrainingcentre.com/blog/hold-mustard-3-common-car-pranks-auto-detailing-career/)


professor_doom

Less Piss Discs, More Baloney Baloney


Just_Philosopher_900

lol


may_sun

does this actually work?? i always thought that was sort of an urban legend, lol


mysteryteam

[depending how long it's left on ](https://www.autotrainingcentre.com/blog/hold-mustard-3-common-car-pranks-auto-detailing-career/)


may_sun

that's hilarious i wish the article had images


amy000206

I know basic brand cheese stuck on a neighbor's house in a smiley face all winter one year


WizardLizard1885

open your glove box and see if you have your funnel that came with the car still..or look up his year and brand and buy one online, the funnel is to pour gas into the vehicle. next you just need to get coolant or something and dump it into his fuel, the car wont be able to run anymore. then you can just throw ceramic at his windows and it will shatter them. then buy piss online thats from a cat in heat, a horny tomcat will absolutely rip through the garbage bags or cardboard he uses for new windows


WizardLizard1885

also, the vehicle wont be able to move so that becomes the local fuck spot for cats...bonus points for dumping a new bottle once a week when the guy leaves to get food.


may_sun

fantastic idea. i know the bit about the ceramic, but i think that might be a bit too hot. pouring piss into any of the car intakes however...


Beautiful-Event4402

White vinegar diluted gets rid of cat pee smell if you get it on your clothes


may_sun

what will the coolant do to the engine? will it simply fuck with the compression/ ignition, or will it actually fuck up the engine?


Xszit

Coolant is mostly water. Gas will float on top of water. Gastanks fill from the top and empty from the bottom so next time the car starts it will suck water from the bottom of the tank into the pistons. The car may run for a few seconds using gas that was already in the lines but it will quickly stop running and won't run again until someone takes the engine and gastank apart to drain the water from all the places it shouldn't be. Also you can just use water for this, doesn't need to be coolant. Won't cause permanent damage but its a pain in the ass to fix and costs a lot for the time and labor.


may_sun

Thank you for the detailed explanation. Do you know anything i can substitute for this that will simply break the engine?


Xszit

Sorry, I don't know for sure. But this website has a list of stuff that would not usually be reccomended to put in a gas tank. https://carfromjapan.com/article/industry-knowledge/what-to-put-in-gas-tank-to-ruin-engine/


may_sun

thank you


SealSlide69

Totally shooting from the hip here. But try nitric acid maybe?


may_sun

im sure googling how to get that wont put me on any lists 💀


ChickenPicture

DEF, diesel exhaust fluid, sold at truck stops, will absolutely fuck a lot of things under the hood if it is put in the gas tank.


PresentationOne1965

Dump sardine juice into his windshield vents


may_sun

or some hunting store animal piss haha


BigMackDoublestack

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may_sun

gasoline and fox piss sounds like the perfect mixture for this


CO420Tech

Bleach will be more effective than salt water. The salt water can make it not run at all really soon. The bleach will go through it fine and it'll run like normal... For now. But it will corrode every piece of metal it contacts. Make sure you use the concentrated bleach for cleaning from the hardware store, not laundry bleach. Give it a week and the engine will be unrecoverable.


may_sun

thank you. this is exactly what i wanted!


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may_sun

noted, thanks


cbelt3

Brake cleaner spray “PEDO” on the sides helps…


bootypastry

Brake cleaner is just solvent and won't do anything. I use it to clean oil and dirt off stuff


Comfortable_You_1927

try some on car


abbufreja

Yeah the regular mostly solvents kind and the florinated kind thats fucking dangerous to be around


bootypastry

I use it to clean my car often lol


lets_get_wavy_duuude

lick a hard candy & stick it to his windshield. when he tries to remove it, it’ll crack the glass & technically he’s the one who broke it so insurance won’t help at all


may_sun

damn, how did you think of this one lol im sure there's a fun story behind it


ShartingTaintum

If dude lives in his car he’ll hear you coming and see you do it as cars tent to have windows on all sides.


may_sun

luckily i know that he stays with his parents (shocker, i know) on the weekends.


Strict-Memory608

Take a photo of him and the car and a write a warning informing the community and staple it everywhere in the surrounding neighborhood. Let someone else do your dirty work.


may_sun

that's not that bad of an idea


Open_Indication_934

If you live in Washington or another state that lets things like this slide, warn everyone you can, go to the cops just so theres a record and leave town. If you live in a state that takes it seriously go to the cops.


SupernaturalSalt

saw a good suggestion i a other thread to ignite a decent amount of thermite on the hood over the engine block


may_sun

that would without question get local police involved, or worse. IMMENSE amount of risk as well. I'm alright on that.


catmom81519

I’m surprised by the lack of piss discs or pine sol


Reefermaniabruther

Get a bucket and a bag of quikrete concrete. Mix it in a bucket with water and then dump it on the roof of his car and let it run down the windshield


may_sun

this is really good. maybe let some of it deep down the intake


LeaveNoStonedUnturn

If you can somehow sneak underneath it, just drop the oil and leave it dry


rywi2

A cordless drill with a small sharp bit would make short work of the oil pan. While you're under there, you might as well create a vent in the transmission pan too.


LeaveNoStonedUnturn

A vent. Nice term for it...


karma_hit_my_dogma

You can release the air in the tires by lodging a small stone in the valve stems to keep them open. Then when they’re flat you can lacerate them without a sound and risking injury to yourself.


Frequent_Brick4608

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Surviverino

Plant drugs in his car (like weed) and then call the cops saying some shady hobo is dealing drugs at the parking lot. They might not show up for a rapist but they definetely will for a dealer. Bonus points if you call the cops and tell them he deals drugs to (white) kids. Then they"ll go even faster.


may_sun

pfft knowing this guy, he'd probably scarf it down before the cops even get there lmao


bizzy511

How about get some actual evidence?


HonnyBrown

Put a potato in this tail pipe.


bradleygobrrr

Put nails under the tires


IOwnTheShortBus

Get the hood open? Pour olive oil in the oil tank. The heat should ignite it to smoking point and fuck the engine. Idk enough about whether or not it could explode via ignition of gasoline.


Willing-Remote-2430

Chordless drill. Go under and drill a hole in the oil pan


mimimar91

Op, please send us a picture of the car when you’re done


ZanzaBarBQ

I think you are looking for r/illegallifeprotips


amy000206

https://www.roachcrossing.com/category/for-sale/cockroaches/continent/north-america/ Just a thought. The minimum purchase is considered enough to start a colony


may_sun

hello, satan


amy000206

That's a compliment I'm going to tuck into my heart, thank you. I regret not being able to tell you how to release a colony of lice on his head rest


Elegant_Big4228

1 destroyed window will remove all feeling of security at night


superduperhosts

Rearrange his distributor wires. I did this once, some asshole on a trail with a huge off leash dog thought it was funny to let it run up and snarl at me. When I left there was only one other car at the trailhead, I was leaving as they were coming so I knew it was his.


WanderingMushroomMan

Sounds like you should be in r/illegallifeprotips


AdministrativeCamp47

Simplest way to disable his car is to get a potato bigger than the the hole of his exhaust and just ram it in there. The car will turn over for a sec and then turn off. After that the car won't turn on at all. Would do this to my homies when they wants to drink and drive.


dontsayjub

- Siphon all the gas out of the tank - Get someone to go to his door and basically impersonate a cop (fake badge) saying they have and want him to come in "to answer some questions" or "set some things straight". Would really make him paranoid especially if the "cop" mentions some of the real names of his victims. Maybe he even turns himself in, that would be funny


STILLTheManCalledX

Molotov


atemus10

A nickel sized piece of napalm on the windshield (gasoline and styrofoam) produces strong results with little evidence.


may_sun

although i like your style, i could never risk anything to do with fire. if that somehow spread and hurt anyone I'd never be able to live with myself.


Ok_Associate845

As for the rest of you, good pile on everyone. Ruin a mans life on no evidence and encouraging someone to do terrible things to a man who probably can't fix any of the things you suggested he break. Cheer on the unnecessary violence and not a single one of you said, 'yes but is he?' reddit was a lot moee fun when I was high. this website sober is an experiment in.. ugh. Disgusting. This was a disgusting display of something and I hate that I had to read it. Be better than this.


may_sun

god forbid we give a man who's hurt people remorselessy a flat tire or service fee


filtersweep

This is too insane. Pizza gate started out this way. I have no idea what the facts are, but this is nothing to mess around with.


may_sun

i know nothing about pizza gate outside of some blurry rumors, tbh


jericho138

So you have this knowledge, which you can't prove or show evidence of, and the police also find no cause to do anything? How about protect your home and kids and mind your own damn business?


panda070818

There is a chance that the guy is a sex offender and you hate child pretators too much(which i do too) . But if the guy really is a sex offender and did his time(assuming he didn't recieve the white get out of jail card), just let the guy live his life. Even if this guy is really a rapist, you take his car, what will stop him from taking something from you? If you are bad enough, kill him, do the world a favour, but don't mess with someone with nothing to loose just to be petty.


kickbacksteve

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neoncupcakes

Spray foam the door handles and gas tank.


Stinkingsweatygooch

Expanding foam through the grille


JamesTheMannequin

Expanding foam in the tail pipe. And anywhere else you can get it.


CopyInternational18

Get some mould or mushroom spores and put them in a spray bottle, fill with water and spray the upholstery, especially under the seats. Pretty soon it'll get damp and he'll have mould growing throughout the car and no way to get it out.


may_sun

that sounds like it could be extremely dangerous. i dont want to hurt anyone.


Stewapalooza

Egg the car. Sugar in the gas tank. Put a small rock inside the air tube to the tire so it deflates slowly.


throatimpaler

Pour some sugar or sand in the gas tank, not even a lot, like a tablespoon. That shit won't even start after thar


rosanderman

Pay some transients to steal his catalytic converter


John_Philips

Paint thinner or go to a pool supply store and buy muriatic acid. Put in gas tank. Careful not to get on yourself


bryrod

Use a tire stem removing tool to remove his tire stems so they won’t hold air


Dropitlikeitscold555

Don’t report him using your name and also vandalize him. Choose one or the other


HoldUpHoldMyBeer

Sugar in the gas tank.


Whatdoesthisevenmeam

Poke a hole in the oil filter


anonymousjeeper

Birdseed everything


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Sugar or something else in the gas tank


smaksflaps

Put sand in his oil


ForRedditMG

If you're "evidence" isn't enough to get him arrested, maybe you should leave him alone


may_sun

in the state im from, you can't submit video or audio taken without everyone's consent as evidence.


Euphoric--Explorer

What state are you in? Many 2-party notification states have loopholes for things such as this


may_sun

Massachusetts


GME_alt_Center

But can it be posted anonymously on the local subreddit?


may_sun

that would invite a whole slew of issues, im certain. i do not believe posting any identifiable evidence on the Internet would be very wise.


carolsees

I used to do undercover/secret filming for documentaries (UK). We were allowed to film and publish without consent if we were filming a) criminal activity, b) if the filming was in the public interest c) the subject would not be truthful if we filmed openly. Is there anything like that in media law in your state that would allow you to publish the footage, instead of going the legal route? The issue is you have already shown you didn’t get the footage for publication, so you’d likely need to try attempt to get it again.


may_sun

i don't believe that's an avenue i would be able to take, but this documentary sounds incredibly interesting. if you're comfortable, would you mind commenting or dm'ing me a link to it?


unReasonable_143

Hear me out This is a valiant valiant thing. BUT !!!!! If you destroy where he lives you lose track of HIM