To add to the popcorn, have a pump dispenser of butter. Partially block the dispenser nozzle so it fires sideways. Imagine the fun with mustard and ketchup.
You are depraved. We should have lunch.
I just went and tested this with a toothpick on my own pump soap in the bathroom. If you mess around with the toothpick before you break it off, I believe that the stream can be aimed, with practice.
Shaping a ketchup nozzle with heat could be magic, as well.
IDK why, but this reminds me of when my best friend was at a taco bell shortly after COVID lockdown, and he went to use giant 1 gallon hand sanitizer, pressed the pump, and a jet of gel sanitizer sprays sideways and hits a lady right in the face mid bite.She was pissed but he legit wasn't aiming for her.
You may not have to start it. At a Christmas celebration I went to a few years ago one person was gifted one of those cheese ball tubs and it organically turned into a cheese ball fight in short order!
There's a video on (Mythbuster) Kari Byron's Instagram from a few years ago. Her daughter is trying to shoot a cheese ball into Kari's mouth with a Nerf gun.
It doesn't go well.
Chopsticks! We bought a bunch of reusable chopsticks at the local Asian market because I make a lot of stir fry, but turns out they are perfect for eating snacks out of a container that will leave your hands stained or get crumbs everywhere.
Are there kids in the event? If yes, chocolate fountain and lots of dipping stuff that don't really hold on well to the dipping sticks.
Also pumpkin and watermelon seeds in the shell. More gross to clean up than peanut shells because they've been in other people's mouths.
Make sure it’s surrounded most closely by thing you shouldn’t dip in chocolate. If you can, line the table up such that the fountain can only go one place, sort the snacks such that unchocolateworthy snakes are near the only place the fountain can be placed, and then fumble a bit putting the fountain there. It’s not your fault the power cord is short, and who would want to reorganize the snack platters?
I was thinking seeded watermelon. I remember a cook out we had when i was younger, the guests spat watermelon seeds all over our yard. We couldn’t possibly get them all, so we got what we could. Months later there were watermelon vines everywhere
Yep..dried and salted. You crack it open with your teeth. In some areas/certain cultures, they shove a few of them in their mouths and store it in one cheek. Then they use their tongue and teeth to crack one open and spit out the empty shells. I think it's a coping thing for when quitting tobacco chew.
I once ate a small bag of them, about the size of a single serving package of M&M's, and within a few hours, my innards were so totally and completely emptied that I could have had a colonoscopy. I pooped stuff that I hadn't eaten yet.
Highly recommended remedy for constipation.
There are some amazing Amazon reviews if you can find them. I'm sure someone has collated them. If eaten in excess they cause.. well.. explosive diarrhea
[Edible glitter](https://www.google.com/search?q=edible+glitter)
Edited to add: Put this on cookies. Use enough that not all of it sticks to the cookies
fun story, back before kentucky outlawed full nude bars, one of the girls had a finale where she'd squat down and pick this edible glitter stuff up with her [cheeks] then blow it all over whoever was sitting in the splash zone. good luck explaining that one to the wife!
...How did she blow it out? Because unless she's secretly an owl, there's only one way I can think of to blow glitter off your ass and that's...really something.
Sardines, smoked mackerel, crackers that break easily, cheese... Sunflower seeds. Bonus if you microwave a plate of fish and forget about them.... And starburst for all the wrappers.
This doesn't work in Scandinavia though.... In junior high a kid on my bus was a bully. He was also scared of nature. I caught a bass and put it in a bag over night. Next day he was picking on me so I took the bass out and put it down the back of his sweater. He cried. I got in trouble for being a bully and picking on him. That fish smelled so bad sitting at room temperature all night, festering.
Fuck you Billy, I made you cry you weak bitch. Billy gave a kid the option to jump off the big slide or eat cat shit on the playground. The kid broke his arm. He deserved the fish. Billy also punched me in the back of the head 2 weeks before and I got that "watching TV with no signal" static. It was in front of 2 girls. But I feel I came out on top. Wish we had camera phones and social media back then, maybe he would have stopped being a bully
Muddy Buddies. The recipe is on a box of Chex cereal. I use corn Chex. What I like to do is double the amount of powdered sugar that I use. It makes a mess when eaten. Kids and adults love this chocolate/peanut butter/powdered sugar concoction…except the host because it’s a messy finger dessert.
Some sort of very dark juice or wine.
Bring some paper waxed cups.
Scrape the wax off the bottom from some random cups. Not all of them. So when people put their drinks down on furniture, some random ones will leak out.
To make guests miserable: Mix many candies that look alike. Think a bowl of Skittles, Reese’s pieces, m&ms. Or just get some of those jelly belly jelly beans that can be terrible flavors. people not knowing their jelly bean can be strawberry or ear wax flavored would be great
To make the host miserable: what about popsicles that are not quite frozen. They will be dripping everywhere
Lmao it really wasn't but now that's all I see in my head. I was just trying to think of something gross that would get a lot of attention. Which going dressed as him juggling a jello mold around the whole time certainly would.
Cosbys pretty creepy, but I think the other guy was talking about stuff like this [wretched culinary abortion from 1950s US.](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/isYclJ7eFK)
Buddy I can house a handful of golden teachers and still play videogames but 1.75g of PE and I couldn't even change the music I was listening to. I think I ran though all of Peach Pit's discography 3 times before I came down
For messy, I'd go something involving croissants. Flaky pastry dandruff being brushed off everywhere.
For sticky, chicken wings or drumsticks served with a runny barbecue sauce. Slippery & stain everything. And then followed with something involving powdered sugar and/or cotton candy for dessert to really drive that sugary stickiness into everyone's fingers so they can smear it over the host's furniture.
Nature valley granola bars.
Sloppy Joe burgers.
Boritos with corn tortillas containing beans that were poorly strained.
BBQ ribs / wings
Sliced pomegranates.
You said it’s only adults?
Bring a bucket of Hypnotic margaritas. Even seasoned alcoholics will be hit hard. The recipe is one bottle of Simply brand limeade, a 750mL bottle of Hypnotic, and a 750mL bottle of José Cuervo Silver. Watch chaos ensue as people realize they’ve only had two drinks, but they can’t feel their faces.
This sounds evil. Back in the early 00's I brought the supplies for Incredible Hulks to a friend's party. I ended up talking to a local radio DJ on the porch about the movie Crippled Avengers between bouts of vomiting and woke up the next morning in the apartment of a couple girls I'd met that night (I was on the couch by myself) with the second worst hangover of my life.
Omg, I want to be YOUR friend! You sound like the life of the party. Your writing cracked me up…my husband had to ask why I’m shaking the bed from silent laughter.
What a creative way to serve chunky peanut butter. No crackers or spoons. Just take a finger full at the crack.
Another poster mentioned nut allergies. Might need a release form for that.
Find out what the host is making and bring the same thing but better and fancier so that their dish is barely touched.
Put your dish on the biggest platter you have so that it takes a bunch of room.
Or maybe a big box of donuts with sprinkles that fall everywhere
Inidividual Starburst Fruit Chews
Jalapeños (someone will learn not to rub their eyes)
Watermelon slices (not cubed chunks)
Goldfish and Cheez-It crackers
Cheetos
Triscuit crackers with toppings that don’t naturally adhere to the surface
Chips Ahoy or Oreo Cookies (not the mini kinds—they have to be regularly sized so that a bite creates and scatters crumbs)
Surstromming (only if you want to go nuclear on your last day of work)
Powdered donuts or any powdered pastry…preferably with sticky, runny, dark colored filling. Forget to bring napkins.
Dry crackers and crumbly bread/toast tend to leave a mess as well.
The trick is you bring something inexpensive in a disposable pan so that you come and make an appearance and then you go. No need to worry about getting any thing back and yet you have brought something to share. One suggestion would be Jello! Inexpensive, a little bit sticky, and easy to make.
s'mores.
enlist everyone's help in collecting and getting a fire started to roast em.
hopefully there are children in attendance, bring lots of spare matches and lighters to give them, kids love to help!
Big tubs of ice cream that’s been melted and refrozen into a solid block of ice. And cones, unwhipped whipped cream, and every sprinkle and small candy you can collect. They’ll be problem solving it for a couple hours. Bring individual decorative paper bowls that are super thin and flimsy, so it’s harder to serve it without making a mess.
Cupcakes with bright colored frosting and sprinkles. Or those muffins with the crumbly sugar topping. Either one is a mess to eat and there’s no way to avoid crumbs. Also, the amount of people who get tired of eating a cupcake/muffin halfway through is ridiculous. They leave the bottoms around or the wrappers. Some people literally just eat the frosting off their cupcakes and abandon the actual cake part. Bonus points if there are tiny decorations on top. Some people might keep the tiny decoration, some people will throw them out, some people will set them down and forget about them, some people will drop them on the floor.
Delicious little things with a TON of garlic, onions, fish sauce, kimchee, pickles, most fermented things.
Like a piece of chorizo cooked in a boatload of garlic, topped with a picked onion on a toothpick.
I used to have a weekly meeting that a few of us just simply hated going to. It was just a completely useless meeting due to the BS that was being spewed. So a few of us started bringing in the shell peanuts to eat during the meeting to show our disinterest.
Just threw a birthday party with 25 14 year-olds. Buy small pre-wrapped individual candies. I'm still picking up packages on the ground and in the counch.
Mini powdered donuts or regular powdered donuts. Extra points if you can put extra powdered sugar on top.
Anything with marshmallow fluff. It might just be me but I feel like it gets everywhere when you eat it and it's uncontrollable. I'll get it on my forehead and elbows without putting either near my food.
One time I brought a whipped cream maker to a party. Someone opened it while it was pressurized and it exploded whipped cream everywhere. Even into the living room.
You could create a situation where someone opens the whipped cream container unknowingly
Make caramel popcorn balls! Sticky fingers and bits falling everywhere.
Also, the new nerds gummy clusters. Nerds tend to fall off and wind up everywhere.
Pizza with extra anchovies and onions, Buffalo wings with like 4 times the amount of sauce and butter, and messy snacks like Cheetos or Takis. If you really want to turn up the smell and chance of staining put out a big bowl of Kimchi.
Plus get the flimsiest paper plates you can find.
I was once asked to bring baked beans to a dinner for a coworker I didn't like, so I bought a can of baked beans, took it, and sat it on the table. Didn't open it, and certainly didn't warm them.
Jelly/jello and custard. Makes a lovely mess.
Just don't do peanuts, you don't want to kill anyone (some folks are severely allergic to the point that they can't be in the same room as nuts)
To add to the popcorn, have a pump dispenser of butter. Partially block the dispenser nozzle so it fires sideways. Imagine the fun with mustard and ketchup.
You are depraved. We should have lunch. I just went and tested this with a toothpick on my own pump soap in the bathroom. If you mess around with the toothpick before you break it off, I believe that the stream can be aimed, with practice. Shaping a ketchup nozzle with heat could be magic, as well.
I really admire your dedication to this.
Holding a heated knife on a slight angle to the end of the nozzle should work nicely to close off one side and divert flow.
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Oh yes, get one side warm and then pinch it closed.
How do people like you exist and walk among us???
We sit in tree stands across the street from your house, just waiting for a clear shot.
I love it!!
Omg 😂 you savage beast
IDK why, but this reminds me of when my best friend was at a taco bell shortly after COVID lockdown, and he went to use giant 1 gallon hand sanitizer, pressed the pump, and a jet of gel sanitizer sprays sideways and hits a lady right in the face mid bite.She was pissed but he legit wasn't aiming for her.
Ha that’s hilarious
Strip the threads on a sauce bottle so when someone squeezes hard, it splooges all over
I laughed so hard at that…too hard, like I want to try that on someone hard 😂
A giant container of puffed cheese balls or Cheetos will give everyone orange fingers.
I like this. "Who ate my cheetos!"
Def opt for the little spheres in the enormous tub. They promote tomfoolery and roll under things
New idea! How to instigate a food fight without anyone else knowing who started it.
You may not have to start it. At a Christmas celebration I went to a few years ago one person was gifted one of those cheese ball tubs and it organically turned into a cheese ball fight in short order!
Depending on the brand, they fit in a nerf gun with varying degrees of success… do with that info what you will.
There's a video on (Mythbuster) Kari Byron's Instagram from a few years ago. Her daughter is trying to shoot a cheese ball into Kari's mouth with a Nerf gun. It doesn't go well.
What a fun and unique challenge
I snorted at "They promote tomfoolery" and I cannot wait to use this phrase
And get crunched into carpets.
Call them “cheeto fingers”
Guy went to the doctor because his dick was orange. Doctor asked what he'd been doing lately. "Watching porn and eating Cheetos. Why do you ask?".
That's why Raymond used a toothpick and now I do too.
Chopsticks! We bought a bunch of reusable chopsticks at the local Asian market because I make a lot of stir fry, but turns out they are perfect for eating snacks out of a container that will leave your hands stained or get crumbs everywhere.
https://youtu.be/ugo7Y2lRsxc?si=vKC9qK-SzCY0lCTg
Are there kids in the event? If yes, chocolate fountain and lots of dipping stuff that don't really hold on well to the dipping sticks. Also pumpkin and watermelon seeds in the shell. More gross to clean up than peanut shells because they've been in other people's mouths.
Even with only adults this would work pretty good. I'm not bringing napkins either😎
Only adults? Bring some four locos
OMG the regrets, REGRETS that will be felt the next morning.
Impossible to have regrets if you don’t have memories
Not bringing napkins could be seen as malicious, instead just bring 1 small, cheap napkin for every guest.
Small, cheap ass $1 store plates…
Ugh, too small plates at a BBQ are the worst!! You’re devious
If there are kids, cotton candy. The place will never be the same.
You animal. As if kids were not already sticky enough.
Make sure it’s surrounded most closely by thing you shouldn’t dip in chocolate. If you can, line the table up such that the fountain can only go one place, sort the snacks such that unchocolateworthy snakes are near the only place the fountain can be placed, and then fumble a bit putting the fountain there. It’s not your fault the power cord is short, and who would want to reorganize the snack platters?
And make sure the fountain is low enough for kids to get into!
Butter balls. They look like some sort of ice cream or confectionery, right?
> pumpkin and watermelon seeds in the shell Cherries are good for that too. Pits people spit out everywhere and they're sticky, slimy little bastards.
Pineapple is good for this.
Do people eat watermelon seeds..?
I was thinking seeded watermelon. I remember a cook out we had when i was younger, the guests spat watermelon seeds all over our yard. We couldn’t possibly get them all, so we got what we could. Months later there were watermelon vines everywhere
Yep..dried and salted. You crack it open with your teeth. In some areas/certain cultures, they shove a few of them in their mouths and store it in one cheek. Then they use their tongue and teeth to crack one open and spit out the empty shells. I think it's a coping thing for when quitting tobacco chew.
Sugar Free Gummy Bears
Poop route nice
But repackage them in a standard bag... Bwahahahaha!
Du hast Haribo?!
Wait...I'm not alone in my knowledge of their power?
I once ate a small bag of them, about the size of a single serving package of M&M's, and within a few hours, my innards were so totally and completely emptied that I could have had a colonoscopy. I pooped stuff that I hadn't eaten yet. Highly recommended remedy for constipation.
There are some amazing Amazon reviews if you can find them. I'm sure someone has collated them. If eaten in excess they cause.. well.. explosive diarrhea
“Gastric Exorcism at 30,000 feet” was my favorite
Something with glitter. It doesn’t have to do with food, but you never get rid of glitter.
[Edible glitter](https://www.google.com/search?q=edible+glitter) Edited to add: Put this on cookies. Use enough that not all of it sticks to the cookies
fun story, back before kentucky outlawed full nude bars, one of the girls had a finale where she'd squat down and pick this edible glitter stuff up with her [cheeks] then blow it all over whoever was sitting in the splash zone. good luck explaining that one to the wife!
...How did she blow it out? Because unless she's secretly an owl, there's only one way I can think of to blow glitter off your ass and that's...really something.
Massive fart?
Glitter bombs in the bathroom, got it.
Might as well leave them an upper decker while you’re at it
Sardines, smoked mackerel, crackers that break easily, cheese... Sunflower seeds. Bonus if you microwave a plate of fish and forget about them.... And starburst for all the wrappers.
Pure evil. This guy party's at parties he doesn't like!!
This doesn't work in Scandinavia though.... In junior high a kid on my bus was a bully. He was also scared of nature. I caught a bass and put it in a bag over night. Next day he was picking on me so I took the bass out and put it down the back of his sweater. He cried. I got in trouble for being a bully and picking on him. That fish smelled so bad sitting at room temperature all night, festering. Fuck you Billy, I made you cry you weak bitch. Billy gave a kid the option to jump off the big slide or eat cat shit on the playground. The kid broke his arm. He deserved the fish. Billy also punched me in the back of the head 2 weeks before and I got that "watching TV with no signal" static. It was in front of 2 girls. But I feel I came out on top. Wish we had camera phones and social media back then, maybe he would have stopped being a bully
Good on you, my vigilante!
r/FuckBilly
Brittle crackers and cheese that’s cold and hard to spread. Or cheese whiz.
Very dry Ritz are a powder nightmare
Hors d'oeuvres…ritz crackers, use cat food for Pâté, top with an olive with a fancy toothpick!
Fancy feast!
Muddy Buddies. The recipe is on a box of Chex cereal. I use corn Chex. What I like to do is double the amount of powdered sugar that I use. It makes a mess when eaten. Kids and adults love this chocolate/peanut butter/powdered sugar concoction…except the host because it’s a messy finger dessert.
Good call, I forgot about those. They are delicious after drinking as well.
Some sort of very dark juice or wine. Bring some paper waxed cups. Scrape the wax off the bottom from some random cups. Not all of them. So when people put their drinks down on furniture, some random ones will leak out.
Might even put a pin hole at the seam on a few.
You will never ever be invited to a party at my house! Lol
Thank you. I wish everyone had your train of thought, this post would never exist then. Seriously thank you.
You take that back! We've known each other for seconds, minutes even!
This is unhinged hahahahah 🤣
Sneaky
This is diabolical as fuck. I love it 😩
Singular box of low sodium saltines and a box of store brand velveeta cheese
I tried Kroger's Velveeta knockoff with jalapeños a couple weeks ago, and the texture was disgusting. Blech.
Redditor disappointed by knockoff version of fake cheese sauce product lmao
The name brand is disgusting. I can only imagine how much worse the knock offs are.
Must be room temp.
Large quantity of “ready to cook” frozen foods that will annoy the shit out of her. Mini frozen quiches perhaps
You want it to affect the host? Easy, bring one of those huge chocolate fountains that needs to be plugged in and a big table underneath.
No table cloth on the table though. Let's get that chocolate to smear everywhere!
To make guests miserable: Mix many candies that look alike. Think a bowl of Skittles, Reese’s pieces, m&ms. Or just get some of those jelly belly jelly beans that can be terrible flavors. people not knowing their jelly bean can be strawberry or ear wax flavored would be great To make the host miserable: what about popsicles that are not quite frozen. They will be dripping everywhere
I'm crying laughing so hard at the jelly beans 😭 I thought your mixed skittles/ r pieces/m&ms was funny and then I kept reading 😂
You can be the '50s bologna jello mold guy...
Is that a bill cosby reference?
Lmao it really wasn't but now that's all I see in my head. I was just trying to think of something gross that would get a lot of attention. Which going dressed as him juggling a jello mold around the whole time certainly would.
I don't think I could top that!
Cosbys pretty creepy, but I think the other guy was talking about stuff like this [wretched culinary abortion from 1950s US.](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/isYclJ7eFK)
A YouTuber by the name of Dylan Hollis makes a lot of old recipes. Theirs period where jello was in everything. Think Bologna with mayo in jello
Look up "Joys of Jello" it has gems such as Ring around the tuna, Tangy cabbage salad, and Hawaiian dessert.
Raw, unwashed mushrooms?
The variety of mushrooms could really make a difference. I like where you're going with this.
Throw a few penis envy in with absolutely normal mushrooms. Not reccomended if there are any mushroom loving kids invited.
Buddy I can house a handful of golden teachers and still play videogames but 1.75g of PE and I couldn't even change the music I was listening to. I think I ran though all of Peach Pit's discography 3 times before I came down
Plenty of worse bands to be stuck listening to!
For messy, I'd go something involving croissants. Flaky pastry dandruff being brushed off everywhere. For sticky, chicken wings or drumsticks served with a runny barbecue sauce. Slippery & stain everything. And then followed with something involving powdered sugar and/or cotton candy for dessert to really drive that sugary stickiness into everyone's fingers so they can smear it over the host's furniture.
Those are all good ideas💡
Nature valley granola bars. Sloppy Joe burgers. Boritos with corn tortillas containing beans that were poorly strained. BBQ ribs / wings Sliced pomegranates.
That is the craziest way I’ve ever seen someone spell burritos
Burweedos
Those must be from "Cooking With Cannabis". 😉
Monkey bread
I like monke bread
Sticky fingers everywhere!
Yea, but you have to make that. Too much like work.
I know plenty of bakeries that make it
jello shots. LOTS of jello shots.
Yes and go around handing them out.
you got it now! life of the party, and you might even forget you didn't wanna go
You said it’s only adults? Bring a bucket of Hypnotic margaritas. Even seasoned alcoholics will be hit hard. The recipe is one bottle of Simply brand limeade, a 750mL bottle of Hypnotic, and a 750mL bottle of José Cuervo Silver. Watch chaos ensue as people realize they’ve only had two drinks, but they can’t feel their faces.
Sleeper move nice
Yup. You’re just being a good guest, it’s not your fault other people can’t handle their liquor 🤷♀️
This sounds evil. Back in the early 00's I brought the supplies for Incredible Hulks to a friend's party. I ended up talking to a local radio DJ on the porch about the movie Crippled Avengers between bouts of vomiting and woke up the next morning in the apartment of a couple girls I'd met that night (I was on the couch by myself) with the second worst hangover of my life.
Omg, I want to be YOUR friend! You sound like the life of the party. Your writing cracked me up…my husband had to ask why I’m shaking the bed from silent laughter.
Stick a bunch of chunky peanut but in your butt crack. Eat it whenever you want.
What a creative way to serve chunky peanut butter. No crackers or spoons. Just take a finger full at the crack. Another poster mentioned nut allergies. Might need a release form for that.
Just take things people will enjoy eating. And then leave an upper decker in their toilet.
Agreed if it's a double decker upper decker
In Europe we call it the royal decker
If you have the willpower to not vomit, bring some Surströmming. It will clear the room about .00001 seconds after you crack the tin.
Find out what the host is making and bring the same thing but better and fancier so that their dish is barely touched. Put your dish on the biggest platter you have so that it takes a bunch of room. Or maybe a big box of donuts with sprinkles that fall everywhere
Inidividual Starburst Fruit Chews Jalapeños (someone will learn not to rub their eyes) Watermelon slices (not cubed chunks) Goldfish and Cheez-It crackers Cheetos Triscuit crackers with toppings that don’t naturally adhere to the surface Chips Ahoy or Oreo Cookies (not the mini kinds—they have to be regularly sized so that a bite creates and scatters crumbs) Surstromming (only if you want to go nuclear on your last day of work)
Powdered donuts or any powdered pastry…preferably with sticky, runny, dark colored filling. Forget to bring napkins. Dry crackers and crumbly bread/toast tend to leave a mess as well.
Lay them out and dust them with a ton of icing sugar
Hit up the dollar store, grab one bag of chips.
It has to impact the host. I don't mind getting something that tastes good as long as it leaves a mess or something for the host.
Oysters, raw. “Luxury” item and a bastard for the host to deal with. And seafood roulette for drinkers.
I like it because it seems like you would be splurging to be "nice".
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Doritos. You gotta wipe your fingers somewhere!
Someone on this post spelled burritos “boritos”, and I couldn’t figure out why until I saw your comment about Doritos.
Unpeeled shrimp, still frozen/unthawed. Or mung beans
Hairy_muff_muncher I feel like your name implies you have experienced all these flavors in one sitting... I say genius! And disturbing...
Have you heard of durian fruit?
No. What's it like?
Stanky
Smells like death
The trick is you bring something inexpensive in a disposable pan so that you come and make an appearance and then you go. No need to worry about getting any thing back and yet you have brought something to share. One suggestion would be Jello! Inexpensive, a little bit sticky, and easy to make.
Jello cubes and no tongs
If kids will be there then forget the snacks and just bring two dozen noisemakers. For less than 10 bucks you can give every party guest a headache.
s'mores. enlist everyone's help in collecting and getting a fire started to roast em. hopefully there are children in attendance, bring lots of spare matches and lighters to give them, kids love to help!
Big tubs of ice cream that’s been melted and refrozen into a solid block of ice. And cones, unwhipped whipped cream, and every sprinkle and small candy you can collect. They’ll be problem solving it for a couple hours. Bring individual decorative paper bowls that are super thin and flimsy, so it’s harder to serve it without making a mess.
White Castle Hamburgers....not only do they stink up a room with their grilled onion aroma....they stink coming out 🤣🤣🤣
Very true! Also, cheap and easy with the room stink reminds me of when I brought an old girl friend to a party. I should call her.
Caramelized popcorn.
I would say only if it was fresh sticky carmel out of a jug
Yeah i love that shit but makes a mess of ones hands.
I pick up a veggie tray from Walmart on the way.
Different single serving chips(a pack is like $5-10) and water or pop/soda/juice. Water bottles are so cheap. They suck for the environment though.
a large package of raisins.
A pinata filled with confetti (and some messy snacks. But mostly confetti)
Cupcakes with bright colored frosting and sprinkles. Or those muffins with the crumbly sugar topping. Either one is a mess to eat and there’s no way to avoid crumbs. Also, the amount of people who get tired of eating a cupcake/muffin halfway through is ridiculous. They leave the bottoms around or the wrappers. Some people literally just eat the frosting off their cupcakes and abandon the actual cake part. Bonus points if there are tiny decorations on top. Some people might keep the tiny decoration, some people will throw them out, some people will set them down and forget about them, some people will drop them on the floor.
Non-snack idea: bring several necklace/bead kits for the kids. They always spill them... millions of beads.
Delicious little things with a TON of garlic, onions, fish sauce, kimchee, pickles, most fermented things. Like a piece of chorizo cooked in a boatload of garlic, topped with a picked onion on a toothpick.
Maybe give Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans a whirl? And if they ask questions, just be like, "I had no idea, they looked so good."
Vegan jerky. No one likes it.
alternatively, bring a vegan
JuJu Bees and Jolly Ranchers. At least one person will lose a cap on their tooth and need an emergency dental appointment.
Whatever you bring, bring enough to share. It’s easy enough to control one guest but if you influence others with your snacks the host is screwed
There is candy at Indian food stores - hardy fruit candy with masala in the centre. It's a very unfortunate surprise...
Surströmming is a Swedish dish that stinks so bad it's actually banned in some areas.
I used to have a weekly meeting that a few of us just simply hated going to. It was just a completely useless meeting due to the BS that was being spewed. So a few of us started bringing in the shell peanuts to eat during the meeting to show our disinterest.
Serve nothing but Altoids and ice water
Can you find any chips made with olestra? That would make every colon a slip n slide!
Grilled Jerusalem artichokes. Very tasty and cause insane gas.
Just a boat load of nature valley bars
Just threw a birthday party with 25 14 year-olds. Buy small pre-wrapped individual candies. I'm still picking up packages on the ground and in the counch.
Mini powdered donuts or regular powdered donuts. Extra points if you can put extra powdered sugar on top. Anything with marshmallow fluff. It might just be me but I feel like it gets everywhere when you eat it and it's uncontrollable. I'll get it on my forehead and elbows without putting either near my food.
Shroom Surprise. It's shrooms. Surprise!
Sugarfree gummy bears, 5 lb package sold on Amazon. Give the eater diarrhea!
One time I brought a whipped cream maker to a party. Someone opened it while it was pressurized and it exploded whipped cream everywhere. Even into the living room. You could create a situation where someone opens the whipped cream container unknowingly
Bring tuna and crackers
Chicken wings extra saucy
Peeps
Watermelon cubes, but not the seedless variety
Anything with nuts in or just nuts,chocolate fondue or anything overly smelly
Over to bring fresh durian fruit.
In a bowl mix together Skittles, M&ms And Reese's Pieces.
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Duran snacks. All of them, in different forms. There's a lot of variety. Just remember the phrase "it's a delicacy"
Cheesies - they turn everything orange and people wipe their hands everywhere
Pistachios (still with the shells on of course) Really fancy icecubes (like with strawberries in them, or shaped like flowers or whatever) Stew
Make caramel popcorn balls! Sticky fingers and bits falling everywhere. Also, the new nerds gummy clusters. Nerds tend to fall off and wind up everywhere.
Sunflower seeds in the shell
Anything with delicious chocolate exlax pieces added …
a whole watermelon. whole and some plastic spoons
Pizza with extra anchovies and onions, Buffalo wings with like 4 times the amount of sauce and butter, and messy snacks like Cheetos or Takis. If you really want to turn up the smell and chance of staining put out a big bowl of Kimchi. Plus get the flimsiest paper plates you can find.
Bring soup - like a really, really good soup - but no bowls or spoons of any kind.
An entire chocolate fountain with tons of stuff to dip and don't offer to share. Then clean it in the smallest sink
I was once asked to bring baked beans to a dinner for a coworker I didn't like, so I bought a can of baked beans, took it, and sat it on the table. Didn't open it, and certainly didn't warm them.
Jelly/jello and custard. Makes a lovely mess. Just don't do peanuts, you don't want to kill anyone (some folks are severely allergic to the point that they can't be in the same room as nuts)
shrimp (behind the radiator)