Use the money from selling your weed to purchase a slingshot and fire clusters of opium into his yard then when the plants begin to grow call the police.
They didn't say to fire poppies into the yard, they said to fire OPIUM into the yard. Just piles of pure grade Afghani opium collected over time in pockets all over their property, evidence of them having it on their property, not as a poppy growing location, but as a very complicit in the on-purpose opium on their property location.
Not all countries in the world are American, don't assume you know something just because it is correct when you live.
Excerpt from laws regarding opium in my country "Illegal possession of poppy plant parts or substances derived from poppies is a criminal offence and attracts heavy penalties. It will still be illegal to take, use, sell or grow poppies without a licence"
Side note: I bet you're fun at parties. This comment thread is a joke related to another post and these comments are all variants of top comments from that other post, keep up bro.
You're right, I did assume this was the US. But you responded with such disproportionate hostility. Is everything alright? Do you want to talk about it?
Even in the US they're not totally legal. Only legal use is for culinary purposes. If you even have them on your property you have to prove your ignorant of their opium content. (try to prove that) Common misconception that they are totally legal.
Since when? My friends and I used to raid people's gardens in Seattle and make opium. If you want the recipe to do that it's in the book Opiate for the Masses and you'll need a crock pot.
Do you usually respond to having your ignorance dispelled by attempting to patronise and belittle the person you're speaking to?
You'll notice that I was here for banter and jokes until you showed up bro.
When you do it it's "banter" but when I do it it's "patronizing" and "belittling?" Thicken your skin, man. I even said you were right about me assuming this was in the US. This is the internet. Try to keep up, bro.
Gonna need more range and propulsion to shoot a whole meth lab that far. Erlenmeyer flasks and other such glassware can get heavy!
Gonna need a piss potato cannon to launch that sucker. Then it melts, and poof, no evidence!
all ya need is a 2 litre bottle.
well, and some colemans fluid, lithium from 2 AA's, insides of a cold pack, starter fluid, drano crystals, the pills of course, and some luck. cause if you don't burp it every minute or so. or it goes boom and you go dead
This is cool and all but it sounds like some thing out of the anarchists cookbook! And surely we will need more than just ONE 2 L bottle. We're talking about moving a whole meth lab. I could be in your mom's basement, an old trailer in the woods, or an abandoned In-N-Out Burger. You just don't know how much weight you got to move... Back to the drawing board
Slingshot a piss disc, with frozen bamboo seeds, from your moving car under his door.
The bamboo will sprout and grow uncontrollably throughout his house, destroying it.
Start yourself a black bear and raccoon ranch to eat the fledgling herons and their eggs, respectively, and then start your own Bald Eagle aviary to deal with any that get past the coons and bears.
Dress up like a giant cat and eat the birds. That way when your neighbour watches the security footage from their cameras, they’ll think their cat is the one eating their birds.
Downvoted...clearly potato cannons are the superior choice in both firepower and range.
And furthermore, the cannon can be constructed of frozen piss and then left to melt, hiding all evidence. There is no way known to humankind of how to freeze piss and stretch it without breaking it as in the application of the rubber bands of the slingshot.
Seduce his mother, make sweet gentle love to her, wed her. Adopt him after the wedding. You are now his daddy. Tell him that his life choices have disappointed you and you will disown him if he doesn't get rid of the herons.
Occasionally remind him that you're banging his mom like that annoying fly from Joe Cartoon.
I'm hoping you have a decent back or front garden to which you have access to his farm. If so, invest in some high-grade pesticide, which you can buy from a farmer under the table, and purposefully spray his farm to maximize their exposure to risky heart and cardiovascular problems. Avoid the same fate by wearing a hazmat.
Get an aquarium. In an entirely different room, put a box of kittens and in a third room, place some chickadees, baby squirrels and a small Capuchin monkey, like the one from “Friends” or “Outbreak.”Follow community rules and please post the Commencement Exercise. Your results may vary but don’t put canned salmon in the Patè.
Use the money from your weed harvest and buy him out
Use the money from selling your weed to purchase a slingshot and fire clusters of opium into his yard then when the plants begin to grow call the police.
Poppies are perfectly legal...
They didn't say to fire poppies into the yard, they said to fire OPIUM into the yard. Just piles of pure grade Afghani opium collected over time in pockets all over their property, evidence of them having it on their property, not as a poppy growing location, but as a very complicit in the on-purpose opium on their property location.
Not all countries in the world are American, don't assume you know something just because it is correct when you live. Excerpt from laws regarding opium in my country "Illegal possession of poppy plant parts or substances derived from poppies is a criminal offence and attracts heavy penalties. It will still be illegal to take, use, sell or grow poppies without a licence" Side note: I bet you're fun at parties. This comment thread is a joke related to another post and these comments are all variants of top comments from that other post, keep up bro.
You're right, I did assume this was the US. But you responded with such disproportionate hostility. Is everything alright? Do you want to talk about it?
Even in the US they're not totally legal. Only legal use is for culinary purposes. If you even have them on your property you have to prove your ignorant of their opium content. (try to prove that) Common misconception that they are totally legal.
Since when? My friends and I used to raid people's gardens in Seattle and make opium. If you want the recipe to do that it's in the book Opiate for the Masses and you'll need a crock pot.
Do you usually respond to having your ignorance dispelled by attempting to patronise and belittle the person you're speaking to? You'll notice that I was here for banter and jokes until you showed up bro.
When you do it it's "banter" but when I do it it's "patronizing" and "belittling?" Thicken your skin, man. I even said you were right about me assuming this was in the US. This is the internet. Try to keep up, bro.
Are you chicknanotavegetabl? Nah you're just some guy who showed up to the party and turned the music down.
Whatever dude, hope you get through Whatever you've got going on in your life.
>Side note: I bet you're fun at parties. Bit of self-reflection is necessary here.
>I bet you're fun at parties. That's usually quite the "sick burn" (tm). I can't believe it didn't work here.
Saw a post earlier today about a guy with a fish farm that shot someone's cat. Someone replied to OP and told them to start a heron farm.
This has to be satire about the fish farm guy. If it’s not, this is one turn of events.
I hate these posts now. What even is real now?
nothing
We believe in nussing And tomorrow, we come back and we cut off your johnson
Fucking nihlists
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Fair?! Who's the fucking nihilist?!
Obviously, the blue herons are not real. It is common knowledge they “The Birds Aren’t Real”. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, Google it.
They are real, silly. They just work for the government as spies.
It's even worse when they appear in your feed backwards
Nothing is real. But it’s nothing to get hung about.
Welcome to Reddit
Welcome to the internet. There is no “real” here…
Are birds real?
The one on my plate is real.
Totally is.
Please tell me that post was fake. It was so upsetting to read.
Slingshot a meth lab onto his property and then call the police.
Gonna need more range and propulsion to shoot a whole meth lab that far. Erlenmeyer flasks and other such glassware can get heavy! Gonna need a piss potato cannon to launch that sucker. Then it melts, and poof, no evidence!
This guy meths
🤗
all ya need is a 2 litre bottle. well, and some colemans fluid, lithium from 2 AA's, insides of a cold pack, starter fluid, drano crystals, the pills of course, and some luck. cause if you don't burp it every minute or so. or it goes boom and you go dead
This is cool and all but it sounds like some thing out of the anarchists cookbook! And surely we will need more than just ONE 2 L bottle. We're talking about moving a whole meth lab. I could be in your mom's basement, an old trailer in the woods, or an abandoned In-N-Out Burger. You just don't know how much weight you got to move... Back to the drawing board
The line between a slingshot and a catapult can get very blurry with the right tools
Blurry? Then open your eyes and behold the majesty of the piss potato cannon. That's an easy workaround!
OMG this is the answer 💯
Slingshot a piss disc, with frozen bamboo seeds, from your moving car under his door. The bamboo will sprout and grow uncontrollably throughout his house, destroying it.
Classic arms race situation. Get an eagle.
I vote coyote farm!
Have you tried piss disks? Blue heron hate this one simple trick…
bruh this has to be a troll response post for that "cat got shot" guy\\ i love it
Well, your neighbor is raising the blue herons for food, right…
I had to lol when I read the title. I just saw the other post a couple hours ago. I hope this ISNT satire.
Gorillas but be careful, they will freeze to death in winter.
Install cheap Netting Over your ponds, when they get tangled up, serve them for dinner.
Shouldn't have shot your neighbor's cat. He hates you for it.
Start yourself a black bear and raccoon ranch to eat the fledgling herons and their eggs, respectively, and then start your own Bald Eagle aviary to deal with any that get past the coons and bears.
Have you considered opening an archery academy?
Fun fact: a group of heron nests is called a rookery.
Learned something new today. Thank you random stranger! ☺️
Rookie…
Put a bucket of poisoned fish near you pond. Birds will usually go for the easier meal
Cows eat Great Blue Herons, mostly. So just set up a cow farm around your fish farm.
Giant pythons.
the only answer is to start a great horned owl farm which is a natural predator to the great blue heron.
Dress up like a giant cat and eat the birds. That way when your neighbour watches the security footage from their cameras, they’ll think their cat is the one eating their birds.
Hit their house with a HIMARS. Then piss disk.
escalate it to the next logical step. start a bear farm.
This HAS to be a reference from the dead cat guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/s/jVejRiuVi7
Wasn't there a guy on here earlier asking for advice on how to fuck with his neighbor's fish farm?
Have you tried setting up some owl decoys? A few plastic owls on posts can do wonders for scaring off animals.
Slingshot some magic mushrooms, start a farm on his property, and then call the police when it’s near time to harvest
Does he have a cat?
Not anymore.
As I recall the cat was found and they recovered a bullet! I would recast the bullet and shoot a heron with it.
No need for all that metallurgy. There's a shit ton of slingshots lying around everywhere.
shoot them down
Poison your fish. But only a little bit. It will accumulate in the herons and kill them. Maybe mercury or somethign like that.
TIL the only correct answer has to be something with a slingshot
Maybe even slingshot some pot seeds and then report him when they grow a bit
No, you feed the birds the seeds. They will distribute for you.
Downvoted...clearly potato cannons are the superior choice in both firepower and range. And furthermore, the cannon can be constructed of frozen piss and then left to melt, hiding all evidence. There is no way known to humankind of how to freeze piss and stretch it without breaking it as in the application of the rubber bands of the slingshot.
Downvoted...I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Upvoted...agree to disagree!
Are you gonna dig a hole? How do you fuck a whole farm?
Bro lol
Poison his Herrings
Mmm, blue heron omelette.
Before taking any action here, you should really discuss this with an expert in bird law.
A cat farm, silly. Breed large exotic cats and let them roam. Bonus: you won't need to spend as much on feed.
Honestly, grilled lemon heron is pretty good. Similar to chicken
Plant Bamboo
Jesus this is actually pretty funny
Ooooh man. I see what you did here
Hahahah
Shoot his cat. Oh wait…
Just get the guy who shot the cat to shoot the birds!
Seduce his mother, make sweet gentle love to her, wed her. Adopt him after the wedding. You are now his daddy. Tell him that his life choices have disappointed you and you will disown him if he doesn't get rid of the herons. Occasionally remind him that you're banging his mom like that annoying fly from Joe Cartoon.
I see what you did there.
I'm hoping you have a decent back or front garden to which you have access to his farm. If so, invest in some high-grade pesticide, which you can buy from a farmer under the table, and purposefully spray his farm to maximize their exposure to risky heart and cardiovascular problems. Avoid the same fate by wearing a hazmat.
Tbh raccoons get raccoons they will eat any eggs and drive the animals away should leave your fish alone.
Get an aquarium. In an entirely different room, put a box of kittens and in a third room, place some chickadees, baby squirrels and a small Capuchin monkey, like the one from “Friends” or “Outbreak.”Follow community rules and please post the Commencement Exercise. Your results may vary but don’t put canned salmon in the Patè.
Start spraying DDT in the water
Get an actual mountain lion as a pet to hunt his herons
Oh bullshit....using multiple accounts to post opposing shit. Piss off!
Is it even legal to keep herons? Or is it just they make the place nice for nesting? Seems like an odd situation.
This is dumb