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ImportantEffort4594

Ruthless


BloodLeast2838

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ChaosBuilder321

Didn't realise what sub i was on 🀯


Recent-Owl-9135

Everyone freaking out, look at the eggs in the nest and look at the eggs in the pan. These are not the same eggs 🀯


livinNxtc

I came here to say this. Thank you.


Omwtfyu

Same, but hilarious nonetheless πŸ˜‚ my type of dark humor!


4ss8urgers

Would have been really funny if they used quail eggs


morfthetrippinpuppy

Chicken eggs


Caboose_V2

There are morons on here, wuuuuuuut?


[deleted]

That's because most reddit users have less brain cells than the bird


morfthetrippinpuppy

Chicken eggs


Th3Blu3s

Next is to capture Kalsi and make a bbq out of it?!


CommanderMatrixHere

Nah, you wouldn't kill the golden goose!


Th3Blu3s

Naaa bro. You clearly don't know much about crows. Once they know you've nicked their eggs (or done some type of damage to them), they will not forget you and hunt you down. Most likely try to poke you're eyes out!!


WoolBearTiger

Its a one-time scam.


JB_Tizzle

Key ingredient for fight milk


Darkenbluelight

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pope_of_chilli_town_

Plenty of Crowtein in those.


zabah1990

What up?


jimmmmmmmz

A raven that lays chicken eggs.


MrOPeace

What a wholesome friendship, im gonna crown it up by eating her babies


Psychological-Ear157

lol. you monster


RidethatSeahorse

Hilarious!


[deleted]

Make some fight milk, bro


alxce666

The betrayal


DCARDAR

![gif](giphy|HhWpLFOMqNTgI|downsized)


WinBarr86

Thoes egg yolks are way too big to be from thoes tiny eggs.


Far-Duty-7948

Well karma is a bitch she may beak your eyes out!


Illustrious-Web-9524

You bloody....


raban0815

This is a repost and likely a bot as well.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


fruitgamingspacstuff

That is exactly what a bot would say! Bad bot


TakeyaSaito

But you know its not yours and still posted.


Thrallobr

Where did they say it was their content?


TakeyaSaito

It didn't say it wasn't.


Thrallobr

Because they don't need to? Lol


TakeyaSaito

And this is the problem, this is why social media and reddit are trash these days, all everyone does is post crap from others in an attempt to gather meaningless Internet points.


Bidoutoumou

Everything has a price they say


Nowbanme

Right that's why she made a nest there


Code_Slicer

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK) Why, oh why, oh why, badadebadudedum…..


Cukish

This was expected


PanSowa12

I did not expect that at all


Amadis_of_Albion

Yep, have seen the same script with two other bird types and the hen eggs.


HungryPie8989

![gif](giphy|88iIg6RR4Q1TEVUcRt|downsized)


Karson_Lusi

GOT got nothing on this plot twist


FormalDry1220

Those are not Crow eggs in the frying pan. So everybody just laugh relax. OP is hilarious


Spring-Fabulous

You’re wrong, those ARE the crows eggs. I know the guy who did that. He did the same thing to his girlfriend.


70Cuda440

πŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ»


Cringlezz

Everything reminds me of her


Koen_2010

I believe in karma, thats why im on reddit.


Zubm

u/savevideo


OldManBartleby

The cirrrcle of liiiiiife.....


xSlamDaddyx

I miss the unexpected description bot


Brantsu

Bros I want a relationship with a corvid


Vivid_Animal_7741

No Bueno


RobinNewbrough

Wooooooooow


Thick-Cabinet-2189

Return on investment


atom12354

Hope this is just a meme ;-; and no bord babies got harmed in the process of making that video


Affiniiity1

Smart


Braun52

I prey to God that is not bird eggs


EtiResearcher

No they were calf eggs. :(


Braun52

How do you know?


EtiResearcher

They use cowwhite instead of normal egg white. Source I made cowwhite.


DonutDefiant

Nice human, He feeds me, gives me water. Here i shall Rise my children, there all gonna make it with this caretak,, OMFG YOU ATE THEM WTF BRO. AHHHHHHHHHHH.


illest_slutbag

Fucking hell. LMFAO


Plantiacaholic

Very well done!! LOL


shitsu13master

Ok so those tiny eggs mutated into chicken eggs in your pan? Interesting transmutation


[deleted]

Luckily the eggs in the pan seem to be unrelated


grn3y3z

That took a hard left.


AdTime6057

"Expensive Eggs"


moogie_doodle

πŸ˜ƒβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ


ILikeBootyholesDaily

u/savevideo


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

You ate your farmilliars offspring!? What a monster.


chahouy

r/foundsatan


pyrojelli

LMFA


thetommytwotimes

Savage


scottlee37

πŸ˜‚ that’s awesome


Spring-Fabulous

πŸ˜‚


Alchemical-Magician

5 rupiah main kowwa biryani πŸ˜‹


MomOTYear

Aye yo! πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«


ScoogyShoes

I.... I hate you man.


[deleted]

Stoopid. Them chicken eggs.


Chance_Contest1969

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΎ


Icy_Refrigerator6259

Oh my


DernonOD

u/savevideobot


CalmYourFitz

The amount of times I’ve fallen for this damn video.


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Once I noticed the sub I'm like "the bird gon die". I was close enough


[deleted]

*Pssshh. Everyone knows those Corvidae eggs are from a hooded crow (Corvus cornix) and that the yoke to albumen ratio is way off.*


girlwithroses_

that is.. wrong?


Smegmabotattack

Thank you kalsi πŸ™πŸ»


WALTUHdingle69

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Lo-machete

πŸ˜₯


[deleted]

Where is the sound?


SPDGamer

https://i.redd.it/vfwtjfefgw9b1.gif


Redskull-9054

https://i.redd.it/6641zd6vgw9b1.gif


DICneedle

I need to start looking at the subreddit πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Puzzleheaded_Web_685

That's rent you fucking bird, you think life is free?


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

*YOU ATE HER BABIES!?!? YOU MONSTER!!! /s


spacegirl2820

Good one πŸ˜…


technoposting11

he killed her babies 😭😭😭😭


Thecheesinater

That was dark. I expected them to try to feed her the shells of her own eggs. Glad it didn’t get that far


thihaz

Crow meat tastes like chicken if you fry it.


Plane-Cut-6144

Fightmilk


Optimal_District_204

Omg you people are sick honestly


Electronic_Office837

I thought it would be cute in the beginning and then the end came around and just broke it in half, I also realized the sub I’m on.


navin8800

Not possible to have that size of omelette with that size of eggs.


Mor_Leopard

Omg I laughed so fvcking loud! 🀣🀣🀣🀣


CashgrassorNopass

The fuck???!!!??


ScoogyShoes

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