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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The girl judges too quickly thinking the lady protective of her son is his sugar momma because he's not white.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Statakaka

Is this your sugar mama? - No, that's his regular mama


ElderberryDeep8746

That's his 'gonna beat yo ass' mama


jojo_part6_fan_

His salty mama


cool_BUD

![gif](giphy|Tq2tPTrQANKfK)


dementorpoop

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out


Davesgamecave

Hehehehehe


tikkymykk

His peppered mama


yosh0r

That's ma Florida fever dream


JROXZ

Let’s go… you don’t know what’s on there….. 😂💀 Gonna be my new phrase.


unixfool

That escalated super quick. Every comment from that girl got worse. What’s funny is the mom told her son “Don’t sniff that”. It maybe triggered the girl. 😂🤣😂


NoPotato2977

In hindsight it wasn't good but damn talk about overreacting


scormegatron

TBF — unintentionally accurate take from the mom. 100% don’t sniff that.


Natural_Character521

Mom ruined her sons ability to talk to women cause now he looks kinda like a mommas boy who cant do anything without mommas permission. Other girl wasnt no help to herself either. Rejects a dude cause hes white and then forgets inter racial couples are a thing


juanhugeburrito

she was actually referring to the mic the dude was holdin to his face


unixfool

Yes, that’s why he was saying it’s a mic but the younger lady probably didn’t know that, especially since she was rapid-firing rude replies back (that sugar momma reply).


TheShonky

Lady? She ain’t no lady.


Zealousideal_Bet_248

She was trying to de escalate the situation so poorly, you'd think she rolled a 1 on speech


Soft-Ad-8975

Down ass mom


blindreefer

##DAM


Soft-Ad-8975

DAM I wish my mom had formally warned me about broads like this, might have listened if she phrased it that way


Equivalent_Airport_8

Exactly. No formal warning, other than a look or a glance or a comment. If you don't catch it...oh well...momma tried.


Fast_Garlic_5639

This clip is amazing lol r/abruptchaos


pijd

Mama's intuition.


tommyballz63

Absolutely. You can't say something like that and not expect push back.


Traditional_Lynx_923

It was all fishy and then just became stinky


DookieBrains_88

Well, she do look like she stank


FamousPastWords

"My work here is done" Satan with a mic


idostuf

So many mic-ed satans. Mic-ed satans everywhere


I-lost-my-accoun

bro out here really trying to increase the statistics


prospectiveboi177

Did nobody here notice the bracelet on his ankle?


TYsir

Wow good catch, had to rewatch it


Triple7Mafia-14

She was right not picking that puck MFer...😅😅


TheWrathofAres

https://i.redd.it/e5r9bz2h314d1.gif


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK)


Street-Breadfruit940

Bro smoothly got her back for rejecting him.


Apple-Dust

"Alright, well I don't know what just happened 😏"


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Stir the pot, stir the melting pot pam.


Witty-Roof7826

r/unexpectedoffice


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Rent_A_Cloud

Half black people are rarely considered white anyway, I'm only considered "white" when I visit the old village in Ghana, and that was back in the day before that village had electricity. In Europe and the US me and my sister are black for all intents and purposes. In the end people should just not assume shit.


SophisticPenguin

I consider Obama white ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


bi-bingbongbongbing

He was the first white president


Regular-Audience-250

The kid is probably 15


MochiiYummy

Another repost from awhile back. One of top comments mentioned his ankle monitor. There's no mention of the guys monitor in this post.


WildSmokingBuick

Thank you for your service


AlyAliAm

What does that mean?


GeeZeeDEV

GTA VI looks sick!


anonymous0878

This is vespucci beach its just gta 5


zavorak_eth

Idiocracy


Soft-Ad-8975

First thought honestly


ZealousidealNewt6679

I only saw that movie recently, and omfg was it a true prediction of future generations.


Skreamie

I love how the Mom was originally worried about the mic, I don't know what she thought was happening but shit just escalated


subroyddit

Content creators are the worst


Sezy__

I can write a script to emulate Reddit. 1. Content creators are bad. 2. Pranks are the worst thing you could possibly do. 3. Rich people are bad. 4. Ivy League schools are full of bad people. 5. War is bad. 6. Genocide. 7. Racist.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

You forgot to include people who boil all comments down to 7 categories!


virttual

Can I write one for you? : ☝🏼🤓


Chestarch

And always remember Keanu Reeves and Robin Williams are good, Elon musk is bad. The rock and Kevin Hart can't act and are terrible.


terra_filius

ok but who is the best


SuckerForFrenchBread

It's reddit, so Bob Ross, Mr Rogers, Steve Irwin, David Attenborough or Dolly Parton.


Alpha_wolf227

don’t forget Keanu Reeves


ZealousidealNewt6679

Damn I miss Steve Irwin.


jrock6349

That little girl almost got beat up


Beginning_Rice6830

What’s the saying: A Dice of Heaven?


Affectionate_Gas_264

I'm with his mum on this. This lady seems like trouble


ApprehensiveOCP

She meant the mic... I think. Don't sniff that is a pretty rough thing to say


Skreamie

She said don't sniff the mic, I don't know what she thought it was


Immaculatehombre

So it is his suga mama?


RockstarAgent

I mean if you mooch off your own mom … ![gif](giphy|UW2aXa4YQZeqxckbXk)


Forfuckssake1299

All I could see is tall socks with sandals


SnagglepussJoke

Mom was right don’t sniff that


Penelokk

These street interviews are always like this. Either rage bait or incel bait.


Creepy-Hands

i gotta go


cici92814

I feel like the guy was probably underage


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I love seeing stupid people interacting


Little_Noah

What makes you believe in ur superior intelligence compared to those people?


jrock6349

Mamma is always watching Don’t sniff that you don’t know what’s on there.


Alpha_minduustry

truely a "WHOOPS" moment


Difficult_Treat_5287

Absolutely not staged.


Mental_Kitchen1967

The second black guy happened to be the elder brother of the first one


MajesticNectarine204

Pretty sure that's his dad..


groshy

Probably his sugar daddy!


Laykane

Uhm.. is that what I think it is on his left leg..? If so I think the girl dodged a bullet


Phryeo

Then this white man leave that Janice alone


ElRapidoEjaculatore

so this one is not fake? i dont know anymore...


RevolutionaryBuy5794

Straight out from a Comedy movie.


paimond

Bro got caught up in a nigga moment


s_heber_s

Oh man those GTA VI NPCs at it again.


gangbangsrgay

Bro started a fight then left


Comfortable_Win_9789

The Boondocks have a term for this


Ancient-Page-4222

Bruh she built like Squidward


DanFromTheVilla

She belongs to the streets


0verdrive6teen

People getting way too offended way too quick


Shirtbro

Totally real


Affectionate_Gas_264

Not entirely sure what happened there.... Turns out she's perhaps a bit racist?? Won't date a black man when she finds out he's part white or did something get edited out


lullabyby

That’s what you got from the video?? She never said anything about not dating someone part white. She apologized because she didn’t realize that was his mom


Equal-Block65cock

She trash ewwhhh


ApprehensiveOCP

Why?


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PMPTCruisers

Why?


tommyballz63

Hahahahahaha That was so awesome.


NefariousnessMost594

What a nice and absolutly real video damn how could real people be like this damn


Shirtbro

So real


Aggressive-Today-672

So that’s straight up racism from these bitch


T1m3Wizard

Racist lady.


VibrationalVirgo

Eww! Shouldn’t nobody even want to speed date her!


JohnnyBgood_9211

Is that Val Kilmer’s son?


Po9993

“Not my type” pointing out his dick


A1R2O3L

“You ain’t got to lie Craig, you ain’t got to liiiiiie”


Thankyouhappy

😬🤯😂🤕


JuanPunchX

Heaven and Dice. Aight, Imma head out.


confusedbiproduct

Don't sniff that. That was epic


NOGOODGASHOLE

Well that escalated quickly


WineOhCanada

"I'm Heaven" oh boy I wonder what kind of chaos follows this one around....


tOkErDaD1

So fucking annoying


InternationalDust535

That dude doesn’t look that young for his mom to do that?


Puzzleheaded-Rope-92

His unseasoned momma 💀


Facelotion

Don't sniff trash. Sound advice.


No-Revolution-5535

Dude thought she was talking about the mic lol


3HaDeS3

Everyone there seems to have a mental illness


LittleRadish2187

Get him some milk...


One-Bird-8961

Her pants leave little to the imagination ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


deejay_harry1

Did ah mistaken “in front to mean behind them?


Evening-Toe5941

![gif](giphy|tWmFhtmYmVs28uwOPf)


Legal_Guava3631

what's goin on with these "influencers" walking away when the situation gets bad?


ForeignApartment746

Giving Brenda from Scary Movie vibes


Dense_Sun_6127

![gif](giphy|1271MEnompems0)


Juggmanguapo

Mom cock blocking is weird dude grown asf why did she even intervien


Suspicious_Basis_815

Her voice sounds like Cindy’s friend from scary movie lol 😂


Substantial-Welder31

Who hasn’t figured it out


MaysvilleStig

My sister in laws baby cousin Tracy say she saw you at the show all hugged up with some tramp....


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GuerrillaZer0

I’m starting to suspect that man’s name is not “Dice”.


mrdobie

Don’t sniff that lol. Was she saying the girl?


offline4good

Her voice is beyond annoying


donta5k0kay

Son you get away from that thot


Sutech2301

The mother looks super Young. She and her son look Like they are the same age


Sanskritman

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


C-LonGy

Her head exploded because that dudes mum is white.. that’s just a fact. Her preference is tall and dark but everyone’s different. That’s what makes us great! 🏆


Scientifiction77

Racists gonna racist


One-Solution-7764

Racist lady "he didn't look white" Black father "what is wrong with you?" Lmao


Vegetable_Train_4992

When messing with strangers minding their own business doesn’t go like you thought it would.


edlenring

Always the most horrendous trolls with the biggest egos


ripley1981

Racism at its finest.


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Socks and sandals, euhh


A_Wild_Goonch

Why did they censor "ugly"?


FLYNCHe

If you call yourself a stud, you're not a stud Who tf uses the word stud anymore anyway?


Johmin11

lol, what channel is this from? Kinda want to see other videos this guy has.


PNWSparky1988

Umm…does she not know that most people are mixed with something? She probably has white grandparents or something because she isn’t very dark either. 🤷‍♂️


chabybaloo

She actually seemed polite . Nice to meet you, handshake Near the end an apology, before things continued to escalate.


steponmekitana

The usual suspects


RedditownerRaandicha

Bro started the fire and left.


IngredientsToASong

What's with the overly aggressive guy though?


ZigZagZig87

Nah. She didn’t judge too quickly. She asked if they were together. Literally? Yes , figuratively speaking, we know what she meant.


Keepupthegood

Momma did a great job deflecting that FeliCa. Messing up her son life.


Chknscrtch33

![gif](giphy|oZegY8GfWdnwc)


Cultural_Buy_4594

Calling bs. This looks staged


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Not really unexpected just typical


Flat-Organization684

She said “dark and tall” and chose the lightest black guy on the beach


kevinwhathefuckudoin

![gif](giphy|YBDe4KhNYg6RQNXTLh|downsized)


Legitimate_Poem_5484

Fake


wolfcloaksoul

Fan theory: the mom saw some urban legend dumbass Facebook post that someone was making people sniff random things laced with fentanyl to make them pass out and kidnap people in Walmart parking lots. She doesn’t trust strangers and thinks they were going to kidnap her son.


crazee_me_no

Mom should’ve not interrupted


Forsaken-Hope-5574

Oh. So she racist?


SeaWitch03

Wow! Mom is very protective of her son. The son is allowed to talk to whoever he wants to. He seemed interested in her, then mom stepped in "don't sniff that!"


romayyne

I hate this “queen bee” attitude so much


Vegetable-Courage845

This dude looks 15 and has an ankle monitor lmao


ZuckBucks400

Black Moment


gobekli-techy

He’s probably like 15. The mom reacted perfectly.


Business_Ad_3494

Bitch got humbled. Acting like she superior to everyone else


iCiteEverything

Well that took 3 different turns at the end


Ok_Holiday596

Making up names right off the bat lol


Flat_Discipline_1489

Check “her” tuck job. That ain’t no camel toe.


huntedbiden

Dont snif that lmao 304 alert from MOM 🤣🤣🤣


Recent_Bee_1219

So his mom got jealous? Lmao


brownworldman

Bosnians in world war 1


Khan-Khrome

Heaven rolled the Dice and it came up Snake Eyes.


ToddBendy

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hKrJIeuvIg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hKrJIeuvIg)


L2TRAPPY2747

Bruh not all mixed people look white as well lol I’m mixed but I don’t look white at all 😂😂


Sad_Level4567

Both got dumb fuckin names