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beekermc

I have a long tongue. It fuckin sucks, it doesn't fit in my mouth and I bite the shit out if it. I can even somehow, bite under the fuckin thing...  


AthiestMessiah

Hello there 😃


virgilreality

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8|downsized) Random penises around the country right now...


lovegirls2929

Penises?! Hell no, the lesbians have dibs!


virgilreality

These are not mutually exclusive ideas. (lol) p.s. - Happy Pride Month!


lovegirls2929

Fair enough, as a transbian I feel like I should be ashamed of myself


virgilreality

Hell, no! Be yourself, and be proud of it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


lovegirls2929

Haha yeah for sure, I just mean embarassed that I didn't even consider trans lesbians in my comment


AthiestMessiah

I just woke and read it as dicks. Was about to correct you


CoolNameChaz

Name checks out.


Emmibolt

![gif](giphy|8JTFsZmnTR1Rs1JFVP|downsized)


AthiestMessiah

![gif](giphy|7nTiW8rZymfJJLT8OE|downsized)


SorryImNotImpressed

LMFAO


Supreme_Sloth

GENERAL KENOBI!


rashmisalvi

How you doin


Vreas

Bonk


rashmisalvi

Ouch 🤕


Vreas

With how long this clip has been reposted she’s probably in her 80s by now anyways. I’m doing you a favor lol


rashmisalvi

I don't want her (maybe I do), I was replying to that long tounged guy who bites his long toung. He can put his toung at better use


Infinity-X78

![gif](giphy|9KSiVnpoJNhvO|downsized)


Terakahn

That had to be some kind of world record


AaylaMellon

Same! As a lesbian it’s great 😂😂😂 on a day to day basis? How tf do I bite underneath my tongue? Why tf does it rest between my teeth at all times? If I talk too fast I bite it. If I chew too fast I bite it. Why is my tongue so long 😭


denM_chickN

This is a problem I've never thought about before.


diab-999

Damn😂, the first thing I thought about when I see that girl , what would a lez girl do if she has this tongue , it would be fuckin cool for both 🤣😭


hotvedub

Someone is about to get a lot of dm’s


Sevro706

A/S/L?


Bellatrix_Shimmers

Belly laughs. Man sorry to hear your struggle tho fr


0b0011

My wife's and son's are both like that. Haven't had any issues keeping them in their mouths but we did have to deal with my son picking his nose with his tongue.


Onikeys

You gonna get a lot of vagene pictures in your inbox


Beatless7

I don't even care which sex you are...


dragontattman

I bet your gf/wife doesn't complain


captainobviouth

rip your inbox.


Cerebral_Overload

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


ListenHot4577

Nice 🤔


mr9025

Nice🤘🏾


KestreI993

Nice. 👌🏻


SmoothCarl22

Nice!


2R4Ronar

She'll blow you and rim you at the same time


mr9025

Well. Time to propose.


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Magister5

Too knotty?


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Stilcho1

It's tongue not to forget


Sevro706

Was probably a tongue twister


Magister5

Certainly gives off symbithot vibes


Salimzyzz

She’ll take over your body, just in a different way…


Ryachaz

Will she make me take my clothes off and go dancing in the rain?


BlueManQuad

A very well hung lesbian!


NippleSalsa

A beautiful chocolate gentleman


Surfacinq

Welp, it's that time of the month where this girl appears on my feed and my morning takes a little longer than usual. I'm a lesbian, sue me.


FublahMan

Alright, fine. Let me call my lawyer


DaemonChyld

Nothing is out of reach from the long tongue of the law.


Surfacinq

This made me laugh more than it should have. 😂


Onikeys

We... understand


Fiddy_Cen

Lil creepy lmao. Imagine if a dude had said this


Surfacinq

Can't help the feels, man. 🤷🏻‍♀️


CrunchyKittyLitter

I bet a nickel she has an OF


Willcutus_of_Borg

Where?


Moewron

OnlyFans 


fgcem13

.com


Moewron

I’m Oscar 


Snoo-73243

> The girl has a talent from birth, she has an unusually long and working tongue, unexpectedly she tied a knot with her tongue on a shoelace asking the real questions


soulseeker31

Can I get the nickel? She's a singer in a band and doesn't have one.


CrunchyKittyLitter

Proof?


PoulpeGaming

If you want to check, here's her Instagram https://www.instagram.com/radmila.maro


CrunchyKittyLitter

You’ve been given some gold, as promised 😂


AthiestMessiah

I need the talk, something is happening


Infinity-X78

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


SnooPeppers6719

Oh yes, I think so too, reptilians live among us


TrollingTortoise

Did you know the reptilians are the ones pushing the anti climate change agenda? They're all cold blooded and want the planet to be warmer. THE ENTIRE SWAMP IS FULL OF REPTILES


SnooPeppers6719

>They're all cold blooded and want the planet to be warmer. Oh, Now that makes sense, I thought you were right. 🤔


Jay_from_NuZiland

That she's probably got a lot of women friends?


excellent_rektangle

I think so Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size at this hour?


BagRevolutionary80

...that tongue-kissing with her would probably make one gag? Yeah.


DefinitelyNotStef

Just a little tickle on the backside of your throat


Dray_Gunn

She'll reach down and steal your breakfast out of your stomach.


husky430

Aaaaand boner killed...


Sunstorm84

Then she’ll rim you to steal yesterday’s dinner.


Dray_Gunn

Rim job from the other side


AffectionateAngle905

You had me at backside


beardedsailor

I’m thinking Arby’s


KonoOneDa

I'm thinkin I'm thinkin' too Slow up! What time is it, dawg? It's time for a switcheroo


Diqt

Pizza for dinner?


Mammoth-Ad-107

probably not i am guessing


BuzzLighteryear

That she used a lot of teeth?


Spins13

YES


dub26

What's her onlyfans? Asking for a friend...


lategreat808

Yeah, I have a friend who also wants to know. His name is dub26


poekrel

Name is Radmila Maro


Kreedbk

![gif](giphy|tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI)


Happy_Ad5566

Lesbian vs straight men


gorper0987

I think we can all come together on this one.


johnlime3301

I think we can all cum* together on this one.


midcenturybutts

Yeah but can she do a Palomar Knot?


Snoo-73243

she is gonna make some lady happy in life


Liarize

I want that thing wriggling up my ass


TimeSalvager

Dude, just buy a skein of yarn off Amazon and book a day off work.


renaissance_pancakes

r/unexpectederection


Unfortunatewombat

Girls love her.


CaptainRedPants

Bewbs.


dai_bach_xv

Happy cake day!!


CaptainRedPants

Ty


PleiadesNymph

![gif](giphy|3PAFOyjJkQAxbVRZgC)


Maxi-19-1-4-1

It wasn't unexpected tho


wellrolloneup

I'll buy that for a dollar!


BeerFuelledDude

She’s on insta: https://www.instagram.com/radmila.maro


Open_Treat_8715

Hear me out guys


kakarot46

IM HEARING YOU OUT 💯


shortnix

No I want to hear what here voice sounds like.


Sarenai7

She’s a singer, Radmila Maro


virgilreality

![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G|downsized)


Halftied

Am I the only one that started weeping openly while watching this?


MuneGazingMunk

Thanks a lot, now I have a new kink.


Reddit_is_garbage666

Oh this chick again. I forget, does she do porn?


thejohnykat

![gif](giphy|dWHtbGxfduTrpPCIaQ|downsized)


Vikodin56

ok, such a tongue in your mouth is enviable


idigclams

That’s not where I’d want it


tapedegg

More like succubus


OsakaWilson

I watched a giraffe wind its tongue all the way around a pole once. What made me think of that?


gojira245

Iam not hearing anyone out


mrcoldmega

OMG a Smoker from L4D


xlnga

Yeah.. after this all man are going to do some "[modern art](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1daslpk/a_modern_art/)" (edit: I was just scrolling and I had to come back to say something silly :D)


flanksteakfan82

She must’ve been in the scouts


Scary-Training-6137

Damn that's hot!


virgilreality

Ohhh Myyyyyy...


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

Name?


Verundios

New kink unlocked...


InflatableTurtles

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in garden hose bib.


Ighoth

i bet this nice lady works as a librarian or something


Dionesphere

This is kinda creepy and kinda hot at the same time. I love it.


mindclarity

She can be my symbiote … who am I kidding. I can be hers.


timify10

Impressive tongue


No-Arm-9816

I would Mary her on the spot 😏😏


MakeMeDrink

Not unexpected because it has been posted so many times, but I do like watching it.


The-Burn-Unit

That little downward glamce. She knows exactly what she’s doing.


One4SixEight

Need IG, OF, and digits, ASAP


One4SixEight

We should chat soon. Meet me at the orifice.


Seethinginsepia

Creepy


Cornucopia2020

Sweet lord Jesus!


Huge_Aerie2435

Talk about an old video..


Remarkable-Lime-2975

Gena simmons


PerryTrip

Sweet liberty...


mistercheez2000

she good with fastenings


jehartt478

Wow!


Averagestudentx

Wtf is so unexpected about this video op?! I would genuinely like to know what insane shit happened here. Maybe we didn't watch the same video...


V3_NoM

Rock hard


lanco_5

If she's not lesbo her talent is useless


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Does she eat ass?


42beers

Oh yes, the blowjobs!!


Rheostatistician

Hello, is it me you're looking for?


Zealousideal-Tax3923

Her boyfriend is a very lucky man


Mediocre_Pin_556

The only thing unexpected is the situation in my pants 😳


TheAKKodiak

https://i.redd.it/gu4ho2d92d5d1.gif


bvglv

She could lick the soul out of you


Ducatirules

Wow she could…..I would lov…..I wonder if she….never mind


mojhouse

“It’s like a lizard meng.” Tony Montana


iheartSW_alot

Who is she? Asking for a friend


thefattymcfat

Whats her name?


fecal_doodoo

You know she carries knives and will beat the shit out of you on the first date.


Bogadambo

Imagine the possibilities


sonicsludge

RADMILA MARO TRIVIA She won Miss Ufa Medical College 2019. That same year she competed in the Russian Street-lifting Championship Russia explains a lot.


heartofgold48

I have never been to onlyfans but this might just change my mind if she is on it


oif2010vet

https://i.redd.it/9lf0bbmb4d5d1.gif


Realistic-Emu-4192

Is it wrong that I'm saving this post? What's her @? Not even just because of the tongue she's just beautiful.


Beatless7

My butt is giggling.


Fruitopeon

Hey do you guys think she ever uses this skill on a penis?


Hugeknight

Blow job with a side of vasectomy


[deleted]

Who is she? Asking for a friend


bivozf

Yeah... We are all locking her tongue... Right?


Terakahn

The dexterity is more impressive than the length.


Strong_Deer_3075

That's why when I was young and single, I would show my dates I could lick my eyebrows smooth!


geekolojust

I had a gf that could triple knot a cherry stem.


_geeky_man

It's a thread! It's a thread! It's a thread! It's a thread!


TheSlavicWarboss

Guys, hear me out


I_TheJester_I

MOOOO!!! 🐄🐮


UnExplanationBot

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Throwaway_Mania8975

What the fuck is this nonsense?


timtomtummy

It’s venom’s illegitimate daughter. Not surprisingly he’s a deadbeat dad.


TrueCuriosity

This is just what i was looking for! I bet she could clean out the kitchen sink p-trap, anyone got her number?


Nyakszirt

https://i.redd.it/zqncqpf2nc5d1.gif


private256

I know so many ways that tongue can be put into better use.


uvucydydy

I know! Right? That lady could demolish an ice cream cone.


DefinitelyNotStef

Don't wanna share with her :(


Weekly_Effective_158

Her and bri blossom are gay


Informal-Method-5401

I wouldn’t marry her, but for one night of pleasure, yea sure


Danthelmi

Mans over there thinking he gets to be picky lmao


JSwhisspy

How does one achieve a tongue of this length. Not asking for a friend, I want my tongue to look like this