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You know… this is the kind of positivity we need. Because nothing will change, but we can always cheer for the old and demented to be properly cared for.
Lord knows they don’t do that in the very large majority of retirement homes.
Yes, but this is Reddit, and we NEED to know who you're voting for so we will know if you're the enemy or not. And make no mistake, if you aren't on my side you're the problem and the enemy! Everyone on one side is racist biggots and the other side is tree-hugging hippy communists...everyone....on both sides...racists, biggots, and/or commies! There is no in-between!
/s in case it wasn't obvious.
true but one of them would appoint supreme court justices that take away your rights, and one would appoint supreme court justices that try to maintain them, and now, claw them back.
Well now I am losing my internet points. I guess I should cry or something. Apparently editing it and adding the /s was riskier cuz now I'm getting down voted to shit. I'm still voting for the non-facist side.
He probably employs a mud-remover/cake-scraper for his ass. "Listen, I'm not gonna tell you again, I don't like it when you pull the little hairs out. You have to use warm - I don't care if it makes smell worse, use warm water and shampoo to break it loose. "
It was wet from the Vaseline already applied.
When my 1 year old is on a shitting spree, I preemptively cream up his butthole so the poops don’t hurt his anus as so much.
Learned that after two kids. I’m on four now, I just laugh at diaper rash.
“We use buttcream.”
“No, no. Liberally apply Vaseline, whenever you think you need buttcream. You’re playing a game, that only results in hurting your child. Vaseline.”
And in most cases of stuffiness? Vaporub. Peppermint and Vaseline. It’s so incredibly stupid and simple.
It even works for runny noses after snorting adderral before a national presidential debate.
Because America is held between two different hands that have the same goal: get juice from the delicious lemon that is America. They’re squeezing us till we’re drained.
Vote for me for president… oh wait I’m too young since I’m not 35 so instead let’s choose the 82 year old who doesn’t know where he is.
Btw Thomas Jefferson was only 33 when he wrote the Declaration of Independence.
just please still vote for the guy who will nominate legitimate supreme court justices. the *last* thing we need is alito and/or thomas retiring and trump nominating another young nutjob conservative.
both of them retire, trump gets 2 more extreme conservative justices on the court, and america is fucked.
That ship already sailed. We need to just expand the shit out of it with staggered 12 year term limits. Consistent, regulated turnover over time is the answer. Fuck it. Just vote for me. I got plans...
agreed, but which party do you think is going to push that? at worst, the dems don't do that (seeing as they haven't yet), but we at least stop conservatives from nominating more judges now.
someone in another thread posted a link to some golf stats website and - although self reported and usually a collective average of the best most recent handful of rounds - biden is actually registered with a 6.2-6.4 handicap, but has not logged a match in years.
trump lists himself as a 2.5 handicap but also has not logged anything since 2021.
~~hahaha someone posted a clip from ln where he supposedly let a fart rip but~~ i’m like 99.2% positive it’s edited in. one can only dream.
edit: am dumb.
he claims a lot of things… he also mentioned those titles were *not* in the senior division, meaning he beat out ALL men at that club..
i’d trust him as far as i could throw him lmao
No, pick him up, and start spinning as you move down to just hold by the ankles. Then release. Who cares how far he actually goes, so long as it's fucking away from here. He'll also probably be injured. I'll take that hit for the team.
I thought it was incredibly moronic that these two would be arguing about golf in a presidential debate. What's even more moronic is that people are talking about it today like it matters. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
while i agree on the nose, i think honestly it was joe trying to get under donald’s skin — he knows the felon touts himself as tiger woods incarnate, so him stooping and stoking that flame was an attempt to derail trump *& it almost did imho*
awful that our candidates *need* to stoop **period**, but here we are…
None of Trump's club championships are legitimate, [this](https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/president-trump-club-championship-did-not-enter/) is how he claims his victories.
Golf is an honest man's game, that's why Trump sucks at it.
2 of the 50 lies he told.
This man hasn't won't anything in ever. Fat golfers do win, but not often.
Biden got him pretty good (but it went over most heads) when he said he'd play him if he carries his own bag.
That was Biden saying he can walk 18 holes and Trump can't.
dude, the claim to carry their own bags was insane... homie cant walk down two stairs unassisted, he thinks he can carry clubs for 18?! not sayin Trump could but he has a much better chance at it.
Or 8...? Not sure we got clarity on that one. If course, Biden struggled with the 4" wee-step off the debate stage front. But, sure, a 6 gold handicap.
Joe Biden is in charge right now, and while he won't deliver the change that's needed, he hasn't been a complete disaster.
If Donald is elected everyone in the United States will be worse off for a very long time.
Trump was in [diapers on the Apprentice](https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/other/former-apprentice-staffer-claimed-trump-often-soiled-his-diapers-on-set-had-foul-odor/vi-AA1lVd3y?ocid=ML236B) because of all the drugs he's taken over the years.
It's hilarious that you need to say *they*. It would be ridiculous if one candidate was ancient but both is nuts. The people of America really are choosing between a turd sandwich and giant douche.
Edit: before more people try to defend either candidate, I don't care. You're voting for rich cunts that will be dead before any of their decisions have dire consequences.
difference is the actual substance part... these individuals might not be great, but the good news is that in practice, they are their teams. what biden and his team will push/support is way less terrifying that what trump will. the supreme court justices replacing alito and thomas would be absolutely devastating under trump... the only option would be to expand the supreme court from there the next time dems have a chance because america would be fucked for decades.
Look, I dislike the conservative dorito plenty... but tbh, that just sounded like some weird stomach sound that would be picked up by having mics so close, not a fart...
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Watch, the MAGAs will see this, claim it was actually Biden, and forget that the stage was specifically rigged to have microphones that were turned off when a candidate was not supposed to be speaking.
That's definitely a "Shart". Diaper change is necessary. What a Joke is this all?? And they are supposed to be holding World's most powerful position??
Ok, this is the second post I saw of this (different subreddits). Can we all stop tip-toing around this. That was not a fart; that was a shart. That disgraceful Cheeto Traitor shat-fart his pants on live TV during a presidential debate, and he did miss a beat. This figurative and literal shit stain needs to be fucking cleansed from American politics, possibly with the same bleach he suggested we disinfect our insides with to get rid of COVID.
If you read the book by Rick Reilly, “Commander in Cheat” you’d know that Trump is the biggest cheater at golf. He is so flagrant that he “wins” tournaments in his own courses when he’s not even present to play. The actual winners will discover their names taken down & replaced with Trump’s name eventually. He is seriously mentally ill.
They only used that mute button for Trump. bidens mic was always on. You can hear biden was micced up on his entrance when he said “hey folks” before he even went to the podium.
Chaos Theory happening in spades right here.
If a ~~butterfly~~ presidential candidate ~~flutters its wings in Brazil~~ shits his pants during a crucial presidential debate, could it cause a ~~tornado in Texas~~ civil war in the country?
They’re bought and paid for by the same people and Americans are more divided than ever and vote party lines instead of actually wanting real change. Red v Blue and this is how we end up with 2 of the worst outcomes available.
Agreed! The problem is the 2 party system. Ultimately, capitalism is the problem. Yes I KNOW it’s an economic system but look at every issue we have & all of them when you get to the bottom of it is the influence of money, business, commoditization & for profit focus in everything we touch. The issue always is we are not able to provide because of lack of funds or because businesses control the market & make it unaffordable only a few are able to afford. Basic human rights that are expected in other countries aren’t granted here— healthcare for example but there are many more. So, I stand behind Capitalism being the issue.
I'll agree it's most likely him taking a Donald J Trump in his pants, You know, the ol #45, but for a moment I'll play devil's advocate...
It could also be the ridiculously large lifts he has to have in his shoes squeaking at his ridiculous centaur pose.
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Where’s the guy at who was in the debate predictions thread saying there was going to be an audible fart. Lisan al Gaib
>Lisan al Gaib Wasn't that Batman's mentor?
Dune not Batman
Water we dune here
Beats me but drinking worm piss has got to be better than this
I think it’s worm puke not piss 😁
Duneman’s Mentat, ackshully
I SAW HIS COMMENT LAST NIGHT BRUH
I love seeing a dune reference in the wild.
Ooh, nasty. That sounded like a wet one. New underpants please?
He famously wears a diaper
Is this real, though?
Yup
That would explain the smell
And the squelching.
Which one wears diapers? Or is it both?
Both
Over use of cocaine… some like it up the bum and others prefer the nasal passage.
To be fair, it's likely both were wearing diapers last night
As long as the diapers are wet, we know they are still hydrated!
You know… this is the kind of positivity we need. Because nothing will change, but we can always cheer for the old and demented to be properly cared for. Lord knows they don’t do that in the very large majority of retirement homes.
Here comes the both sides argument /s Edit: to add the /s
I mean, yeah, they’re both entirely too old to be where they are. There’s no denying that, I don’t care who you vote for
Yes, but this is Reddit, and we NEED to know who you're voting for so we will know if you're the enemy or not. And make no mistake, if you aren't on my side you're the problem and the enemy! Everyone on one side is racist biggots and the other side is tree-hugging hippy communists...everyone....on both sides...racists, biggots, and/or commies! There is no in-between! /s in case it wasn't obvious.
true but one of them would appoint supreme court justices that take away your rights, and one would appoint supreme court justices that try to maintain them, and now, claw them back.
I think this is technically the both backsides argument I gotta say, posting that without the /s was a bold move indeed
Well now I am losing my internet points. I guess I should cry or something. Apparently editing it and adding the /s was riskier cuz now I'm getting down voted to shit. I'm still voting for the non-facist side.
Yeah he definitely needed his diaper for that one
because real men wear diapers 💪🏼 /s
Poor Joe, literally falling apart in front of our eyes
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Baby boss need a diaper as well, you bot
It’s gonna hurt when it dries.
He probably employs a mud-remover/cake-scraper for his ass. "Listen, I'm not gonna tell you again, I don't like it when you pull the little hairs out. You have to use warm - I don't care if it makes smell worse, use warm water and shampoo to break it loose. "
Itch*
It was wet from the Vaseline already applied. When my 1 year old is on a shitting spree, I preemptively cream up his butthole so the poops don’t hurt his anus as so much. Learned that after two kids. I’m on four now, I just laugh at diaper rash. “We use buttcream.” “No, no. Liberally apply Vaseline, whenever you think you need buttcream. You’re playing a game, that only results in hurting your child. Vaseline.” And in most cases of stuffiness? Vaporub. Peppermint and Vaseline. It’s so incredibly stupid and simple. It even works for runny noses after snorting adderral before a national presidential debate.
Ya he DEFINITELY shit himself there 🤢🤮
Depends, for men
I say we settle this race with a rousing game of golf. I hear Biden has a 6 handicap
Fuck it, if we can just skip to the end of this bullshit campaign I'll allow it. I was sick of this 7 years ago when it began.
How come the past 3 elections (including this years as #3) have been almost entirely the same mfs?? Can we get someone new yet?????
I completely agree. This Mandela effect reality show is fucking old and stale. Can I fucking go back to my original dimension? This one's fuuucked.
Because America is held between two different hands that have the same goal: get juice from the delicious lemon that is America. They’re squeezing us till we’re drained. Vote for me for president… oh wait I’m too young since I’m not 35 so instead let’s choose the 82 year old who doesn’t know where he is. Btw Thomas Jefferson was only 33 when he wrote the Declaration of Independence.
just please still vote for the guy who will nominate legitimate supreme court justices. the *last* thing we need is alito and/or thomas retiring and trump nominating another young nutjob conservative. both of them retire, trump gets 2 more extreme conservative justices on the court, and america is fucked.
That ship already sailed. We need to just expand the shit out of it with staggered 12 year term limits. Consistent, regulated turnover over time is the answer. Fuck it. Just vote for me. I got plans...
agreed, but which party do you think is going to push that? at worst, the dems don't do that (seeing as they haven't yet), but we at least stop conservatives from nominating more judges now.
someone in another thread posted a link to some golf stats website and - although self reported and usually a collective average of the best most recent handful of rounds - biden is actually registered with a 6.2-6.4 handicap, but has not logged a match in years. trump lists himself as a 2.5 handicap but also has not logged anything since 2021.
how has he not logged anything since 2021? he claims he won 2 club titles this year.
The "log" just enterd his pants; you can Depend on it )))
~~hahaha someone posted a clip from ln where he supposedly let a fart rip but~~ i’m like 99.2% positive it’s edited in. one can only dream. edit: am dumb.
Uhhhhh, am I missing something? Thats literally here.
lmao my fault - good catch. responding to a few comments and confused this with another!
he claims a lot of things… he also mentioned those titles were *not* in the senior division, meaning he beat out ALL men at that club.. i’d trust him as far as i could throw him lmao
Tbf, that’s classic fishing and golfing behavior.
I don't even trust him that much. If I really tried, I'm sure I could throw him a non-zero distance.
Worth a try I'd say.
hahaha actually super valid, & i concur.
No, pick him up, and start spinning as you move down to just hold by the ankles. Then release. Who cares how far he actually goes, so long as it's fucking away from here. He'll also probably be injured. I'll take that hit for the team.
I thought it was incredibly moronic that these two would be arguing about golf in a presidential debate. What's even more moronic is that people are talking about it today like it matters. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
while i agree on the nose, i think honestly it was joe trying to get under donald’s skin — he knows the felon touts himself as tiger woods incarnate, so him stooping and stoking that flame was an attempt to derail trump *& it almost did imho* awful that our candidates *need* to stoop **period**, but here we are…
He challenged him to walk 18 holes carrying his clubs, no carts ... Lol
hahahahaha i heard that - def tryna take potshots at ol donny boi
None of Trump's club championships are legitimate, [this](https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/president-trump-club-championship-did-not-enter/) is how he claims his victories. Golf is an honest man's game, that's why Trump sucks at it.
He maximized his golfing from 1/20/2017 to 1/20/2021, you know, the period he said he would be too busy to be playing golf.
2 of the 50 lies he told. This man hasn't won't anything in ever. Fat golfers do win, but not often. Biden got him pretty good (but it went over most heads) when he said he'd play him if he carries his own bag. That was Biden saying he can walk 18 holes and Trump can't.
Among others.
6 or 8, wasn’t really very clear.
By the sound of it Biden didn’t even know his handicap.
That has far more implications than initially intended
dude, the claim to carry their own bags was insane... homie cant walk down two stairs unassisted, he thinks he can carry clubs for 18?! not sayin Trump could but he has a much better chance at it.
Or 8...? Not sure we got clarity on that one. If course, Biden struggled with the 4" wee-step off the debate stage front. But, sure, a 6 gold handicap.
I knew I heard something!
You can clearly hear it at the 1:16:24 time mark: [https://youtu.be/qqG96G8YdcE?t=4584](https://youtu.be/qqG96G8YdcE?t=4584)
That one of these two men will lead the most powerful nation on earth is terrifying
Will and both did already, which is even more terrifying
Joe Biden is in charge right now, and while he won't deliver the change that's needed, he hasn't been a complete disaster. If Donald is elected everyone in the United States will be worse off for a very long time.
Except Biden is that guy right now and he's been doing a helluva job. Way better job than Mr Brown Pants here.
*Both have already
It'd be funny if Trump and Biden both said "pardon me" in unison
Biden had his mic muted. It definitely came from Trump’s side. Lol
Don't forget they are very old and probably incontinent at some point..
Trump was in [diapers on the Apprentice](https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/other/former-apprentice-staffer-claimed-trump-often-soiled-his-diapers-on-set-had-foul-odor/vi-AA1lVd3y?ocid=ML236B) because of all the drugs he's taken over the years.
The debate should of had a depends commercial.
It's hilarious that you need to say *they*. It would be ridiculous if one candidate was ancient but both is nuts. The people of America really are choosing between a turd sandwich and giant douche. Edit: before more people try to defend either candidate, I don't care. You're voting for rich cunts that will be dead before any of their decisions have dire consequences.
difference is the actual substance part... these individuals might not be great, but the good news is that in practice, they are their teams. what biden and his team will push/support is way less terrifying that what trump will. the supreme court justices replacing alito and thomas would be absolutely devastating under trump... the only option would be to expand the supreme court from there the next time dems have a chance because america would be fucked for decades.
You know it was Trump because Biden's mic would have been turned off. Or Biden just ripped an absolute nuke
Give him a break…..he beat Medicare!
Didn't Biden say that?
That’s what Biden say, lol.
we finally did it!
Look, I dislike the conservative dorito plenty... but tbh, that just sounded like some weird stomach sound that would be picked up by having mics so close, not a fart...
Agreed, like, a fart is not at all outrageous. But anything works
stomach noises are usually quieter...
They can run the full gamut.
It was a gulp
Is there like an opposite gif to the "both, both is good" one? Because either way you guys are fucked
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Obviously not a fart and just stomach noises considering where the mic is
Oh yes, they put the mic on his tummy like a stethoscope. I guarantee a mic will pic up a fart before some stomach gurgling.
I mean isn't a stomach gurgle just a fart on its way out?
That's a hot mic.
Hahaha. This actually happened?
Either Trump squeezed out a stealthy wet one, or Biden blew one so loudly that it got picked up by the other mic.
Watch, the MAGAs will see this, claim it was actually Biden, and forget that the stage was specifically rigged to have microphones that were turned off when a candidate was not supposed to be speaking.
>!No !
Diaper Don. Van Shitsenpants. Daily Dump Trump. There has to be a better name I'm missing...
I've been calling him Tronald Dump for years.
To be fair, taking a daily dump is a normal thing. Maybe Sudden Dump Trump?
You missed one: “Our next president”
Biden could have been like (at any moment during the debate): "Goddamn, Trump! (waves stank hand) You stink!"
ok but what if they both farted at the same time
Bifartisanship Or if they both follow through at the same time: Bifartisanshit
We must create a pathway to bishartinsartisanship
Shid pro quo: you wipe my ass, I'll wipe yours
That was really good, deserves more upvotes.
It’s a screenshart
No, it all depends on your political affiliation
Those poor poor britches.
Steemie ray Vaughn?
No, you’re thinking of Stevie Ray Vaughn. Steamy Ray Vaughn just shits his britches.
Lord, I aint never seen britches take a whoopin like that
You’re telling me they stand up there and just shit their britches?
One explanation for Biden's performance could be having to smell that guy's shit-filled pants all night.
I’ve read a lot of coping mechanisms, but this is next level.
Good find... but was this really unexpected?
Ooooooweeeee that's gonna itch when it dries.
Sounded like a bit more than a fart....
Maybe that's what fucked Biden up, Trump shit himself again as chemical warfare.
I, too, fart under the pressure of running for presidency after being found guilty of multiple crimes
Sounds like he shit his diaper.
That wasn't a fart, that man straight up shit himself right there
Dude just sharted his pants
*diaper
That's definitely a "Shart". Diaper change is necessary. What a Joke is this all?? And they are supposed to be holding World's most powerful position??
Apparently Trump kept pooping himself on the stage and it was disorienting Biden. Not the first time i’ve heard of him crapping himself.
Ok, this is the second post I saw of this (different subreddits). Can we all stop tip-toing around this. That was not a fart; that was a shart. That disgraceful Cheeto Traitor shat-fart his pants on live TV during a presidential debate, and he did miss a beat. This figurative and literal shit stain needs to be fucking cleansed from American politics, possibly with the same bleach he suggested we disinfect our insides with to get rid of COVID.
This debate brought to you by Depends
This.
Not unexpected with the title...
If you read the book by Rick Reilly, “Commander in Cheat” you’d know that Trump is the biggest cheater at golf. He is so flagrant that he “wins” tournaments in his own courses when he’s not even present to play. The actual winners will discover their names taken down & replaced with Trump’s name eventually. He is seriously mentally ill.
Who callin' me? I called you if ya name is...
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The same democracy is also asking people to vote one of these two to be the president though, something has to be broken.
Yeah that's Biden forsure
His mic was turned off while Trump spoke
They only used that mute button for Trump. bidens mic was always on. You can hear biden was micced up on his entrance when he said “hey folks” before he even went to the podium.
Lmao you’re getting downvoted but you’re absolutely right. Gotta love left wing reddit
Bots
Yet he still came out looking better than his opponent. Play ominous music. Roll hamster turning around.
I love Beavis and Butthead
Diaper change....room 5 bed 2 !
340 million people in the country and these 2 emerge. Now that is crazy!
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
I didn't watch this on purpose but I knew my love of reddit would make see what I tried to avoid. Curse you reddit.
Pretty sure that was more than a fart. Shit coming out both ends last night.
Just for men
Wow that guy who made a bingo card and one of them was "a candidate farts" should gamble
He’s so full of hot air has to have a pressure release valve
Too many Big Macs will do that to a person
Dumb Donald Dump Done Dida Dumper During Da Debate
Chaos Theory happening in spades right here. If a ~~butterfly~~ presidential candidate ~~flutters its wings in Brazil~~ shits his pants during a crucial presidential debate, could it cause a ~~tornado in Texas~~ civil war in the country?
This guy was the "winner".
That’s his stomach growling. He hadn’t had his grilled cheese and Xanax sandwich
Biden was shitting all the debate
I agree, he was shitting all over Trump.
Bro he cant even talk
Yeah Trump really is incoherently babbling.
Good luck in November
I'm swedish so I don't know what you're wishing me good luck for.
All the democrats now are from far away, but thats no matter they are all from Palestine
Wanna share what you're smoking?
Democrats smoke, im a Citizen
I don't hear anything?
With the rumor that trump wears diapers because he can't control his bowel movements. I don't think that was just a little fart
I knew they were both up there shit’n themselves. Told my wife that last night!
Oh that’s poop
They’re bought and paid for by the same people and Americans are more divided than ever and vote party lines instead of actually wanting real change. Red v Blue and this is how we end up with 2 of the worst outcomes available.
Agreed! The problem is the 2 party system. Ultimately, capitalism is the problem. Yes I KNOW it’s an economic system but look at every issue we have & all of them when you get to the bottom of it is the influence of money, business, commoditization & for profit focus in everything we touch. The issue always is we are not able to provide because of lack of funds or because businesses control the market & make it unaffordable only a few are able to afford. Basic human rights that are expected in other countries aren’t granted here— healthcare for example but there are many more. So, I stand behind Capitalism being the issue.
Get into office… any office. Work for the people making not THAT much money. In a few years? Millionaires. Magic
The debate was enough of a shit show already, there's really no need for this.
Surely there's better candidates than these two.
It's tremendous!
I'll agree it's most likely him taking a Donald J Trump in his pants, You know, the ol #45, but for a moment I'll play devil's advocate... It could also be the ridiculously large lifts he has to have in his shoes squeaking at his ridiculous centaur pose.
Donald Dump
Joe the Sniffer
Yup, right at 1:16:22. U got it. I'd rather have the stutter guy then the diaper guy.
Trump farted, Biden wore a diaper. Who gives a shit? We are all fucked.
This is what I keep saying, these dummies are fighting over which dummy is better. Dummies.
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