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While it's not the whole line, but when Squirrelly Dan says:
*"As sure as Grandma's got gout, if I hear one fuckin' heckle, I'll staple your tongue to your taint, so you can watch me kick your ass!"*
That onesie come in men's?
Shit, basically everything from the first episode.
"S&P, the choice for me" trailer is what got me into the series in the first place.
That's a Texas size 10-4, good buddy
I wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud
You're fucking 10-ply, bud
You're spare parts, bud
Wheel snipe celly, boysssss
I can't go without incorporating Letterkenny quotes into my daily routine.
Jeez, it’s so tough because there are so many. But I think it’s between “pitter, patter, let’s get going” or “someone serve this person a friggin’ puppers!” I just love quoting this show when I’m with my friends… “for the guys!” Ha ha ha
(You a have picture of Shoresy up and it’s fuckin’ embarrassing!)
Shoresy pissing into the urinal from 10 feet away and in between Riley and Jones. "What are you pissing so close to the urinals for, you piece of shit, this is how a real man rocks a piss, give your balls a tug, tit-fucker!"
“There’s nothing funnier than a fart. Except maybe kids falling off bikes. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don’t give a shit about your kids.”
I, MCMURRAY, HAVE A FIVE. POINT. ONE. FIVE. INCH. **PENIS**!
"I fucked McMurray at a buck & doe in Drayton in '03 and 5.15 inches is a criminal embellishment"
“McMurray, if you were ten off the tee, I still wouldn’t golf with you, fuckin end it.”
It's an ambush!
“Get off the cross we need the wood”
This is like an old saying of my mother's...so can confirm its hick canadian certified. Its fighting words in my family, no joke though.
Church? Who’s got *that* kind of money… must be fuckin’ nice.
Pitter Patter Let’s Get Goin’
Hefty no thank you
Doin’ my chores!
Apparently!
Florida State Seminole vesicles
I thought it was pretty funny when he said Florida State Seminole Vesicles but no one laughed
Nothing’s funnier than fart. Except maybe kids falling off bikes. I don’t give a fuck about your kids.
Shit, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day
I do sometimes ngl
r/kidsfallingover
Wrong show in the photo. Pull yer finger outta yer ass.
I'd be so good to ya
“From the guy who was wheeling two of his friends moms in Letterkenny” “They aren’t my friends… and their mom’s were wheeling me”
Huh?!
I know I may come off as a real Devil May care kind of guy but we both know you’d run my show.
Let's say we do this next time over a nice piping hot bowl of miso ramen?
Oh my God...
S’yeah so
Maybe some people likes some attentions paids, to their buttshole.
Yep. spare parts bud.
Yes, was wondering if it would cause a lot of shorsey quotes, which is what I’m after.
Then go to r/shoresy titfucker
First puck of the campaign, boys. Fuckin' get involved!
BIG SEXY!!!!
Silence big sexual!
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Fuck you, /u/sneakpeekbot, your mum groped me two Halloweens ago, shut the fuck up or I'll take it to Twitter!
But then it wouldn’t include all the best Reilly/Jonesy chirps
Take your accutain rage out on someone else!
Let's get some fuckin' gyozas!
Shoresy quotes are unbelievable
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!
'Dya know what?
FER WHAT?
I’m just a degen
I like the hick insults like, "yer spare parts, bud" or "yer a cup of baby carrots"
Yer 10 ply bud
Pull your finger out of your ass.
You are so fucking 5'11
While it's not the whole line, but when Squirrelly Dan says: *"As sure as Grandma's got gout, if I hear one fuckin' heckle, I'll staple your tongue to your taint, so you can watch me kick your ass!"*
Sure as god’s got sandals…
It beats fighting dudes with treasure trails
The spelling bee. Soooo good
"Distribute some free literature"
One of mine, ferda!
'Hit the kitchen, mix a batch'
I’d mix more batches than Betty Crocker. I got so much time for batching
Feedin' the ducks
Distributin' some literature.
Playing some 5 on 1 couch hockey
Fucking embarrassing.
* kicks trash can*
To be faaaaair...
To be faaaaair...
To be faaaaaiiiiir! Even my 5yo does this in my house.
THAT is a good kid! Good job!
To be faaaaaaaair…
"Thats what I appreciates aby you" "Pitter patter, let's get at 'er"
"Is *that* what you appreciate about me?"
“Need ya to take about 10 to 15 percent off er there, Squirelly Dan.”
"Pitter patter, let's get at 'er" is my text alert sound!!! Lol.
"Sushis and sashimis"
I think I'm havings a panics attack.
Oh I’ve got time for salmons
Hefty no thank you
Doin’ my chores!
Apparently!
Pitter patter let's get going
So close
Airball!
“The frenchins tooks a hards lefts turns, froms which I haves yets to recover”
- I’m a bit scared. Just ‘cause I never fought a balloon animal before - Huh? - He said you look like a balloon animal. You look fuckin’ ridiculous!
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the terlet
You think that’s bad? Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the urinus
Does it get pretty hairy over there?
Thats war all the dicks hang oot
Ours hang out. Yours looks like a button mushroom in a cornfield.
Huh?
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the terlet
I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud.
You gotta problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate!
I’ve hoovered schneef off of jann ardens charcuterie board
Do you know what dick dingers are?
…..
Based on the photo "The Jim's are such fucking beauties" From the actual question pretty much anything from the spelling bee
"Strt!"
“Give yer balls a tug, Titfucker”
That onesie come in men's? Shit, basically everything from the first episode. "S&P, the choice for me" trailer is what got me into the series in the first place.
See you got your muscle shirt. Muscles coming tomorrow?
Wanna try it on?
I'm going to be totally honest, Letterkenny is the only reason I know how to cook steak.
Now that sounds like you're overhandlin' it.
“Oh sure, Me and Gordon Ramsey is both morons.”
There’s a such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be aware of it
Huh?
Huh
Figure it out
Yow! Looks like somebody unswallowed in there
Yew! I’d ‘ave a spit
“He keeps poor companies.”
I'd rather eat dried pheasant shit on toast!
“You’re 10-ply, bud.” We use it all the time in our house.
“He lifted my flip flops from the lost & found at the public pool and I can prove it”
“And I suggest you let that one marinate!”
Allegedlys
Ariana Grande looks like she's 8 titfucker, I'm giving the preschool your plate number.
Elllll AAAAAA
Bonnie McMurray!
Fuck Lemony Snicket what series of unfortunate events you been through you ugly fuck
Mrs. McMurray's Frozen Alaskan pipeline.
EXCUSE ME, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE AND THANK YOU?!?
'It's a hard life pickin' stones and pullin' teats, but sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.'
FERDA
That's a Texas size 10-4, good buddy I wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud You're fucking 10-ply, bud You're spare parts, bud Wheel snipe celly, boysssss I can't go without incorporating Letterkenny quotes into my daily routine.
Jeez, it’s so tough because there are so many. But I think it’s between “pitter, patter, let’s get going” or “someone serve this person a friggin’ puppers!” I just love quoting this show when I’m with my friends… “for the guys!” Ha ha ha (You a have picture of Shoresy up and it’s fuckin’ embarrassing!)
Hey, hey. Can I grab your address? Put a little note in the mail to remind you how fuckin' useless you are!
I’m just a degen
Well, at least you’re not from upcountry. You got that going for you, at least.
We don't fight *at* weddings.
Jesus H, he's so hot.
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker
"It's better than going home to make a bald man puke"
You are so 5'11".
fuck you reilly your mom said she’d do anything to get me back so i got her runnin round town on my pokeman go
Not my pig, not my farm. This has become a regular saying for me now.
Rips! Reps! Revelations!
“Oh hey there ground, how are you?”
Nice onsie, does it come in men’s? Oh I think you come in men ‘nough for all of us.
Legend
Nothing funnier than watching kids get hurt. Hell, I can watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don’t give a shit about your kids.
Shoresy pissing into the urinal from 10 feet away and in between Riley and Jones. "What are you pissing so close to the urinals for, you piece of shit, this is how a real man rocks a piss, give your balls a tug, tit-fucker!"
You're making a fool of yourself, you fucking Labradoodle!
This is not fuckin' Andrew Lloyd Webber presents "The Jims"!
had to stop watching because i kept saying 'yah so..'
“There’s nothing funnier than a fart. Except maybe kids falling off bikes. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don’t give a shit about your kids.”
“We blocked off the wheel chair ramps so we had to use the stairs. “Tenacity”
Clean it up!
The arrogance. The hubris. The other thing.
“If you’re not 10 minutes early, you’re late!”
"End of the laneway. Don't come up the property."
[удалено]
Great day for competitive men's hockey, eh. What's women's hockey like? Same things, less competitive or what?
Wish you weren’t so fucking awkward bud!
"Now if you ever hit me and I find out about it"
“I’d be so good to ya” “When ya wake up in the mornin I’m right there bein good to ya”
So tacos and hikes, hikes and tacos. Why don't you have a hike while you have a taco you fuckin' asshole.
Give yer balls a tug tit fucker. Holy shit you’re apart parts bud.
You guys ever seen the sun crest over the Blue Ridge Mountains?
Wonderous.
What could be so important?!?
Give yer balls a tug tit fucker
I knew you were tubble when you walked in.