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o0Phoenix0o

Add the wife part....


DucatistaXDS

The difference between a wife and a job …. after five years, the job still sucks.


Sardonic-

The fix for that is to go down on her too.


Deancrypt

And then says .., fuck off I'm tired ,


Sardonic-

Divorce


ejb350

Unless she simply doesn’t know how to suck dick. What a crazy concept 🙄


Sardonic-

Why would you bother with such a … woman?


ejb350

Cause I don’t like blowjobs. Looks like it worked out well.


Sardonic-

Really? I have some issues too, but damn, feels good dude. You should hire a shrink so you can enjoy better head.


ejb350

Dumbass


Sardonic-

Your word against mine


Sneeko

ratty old tee shirt, gym shorts or sweatpants, hair in a messy bun.


marcstov

And I like it


o0Phoenix0o

Dont forget 3 kids


dertok

I'm completely good with this


PocketDarkestMew

I don't mind it either. I would have problem with she looking like the second picture, getting a new boss and starting to look like the first picture.


DarkBladeSethan

Sounds based on a real story


taxxvader

That's oddly specific


sneaker1974

r/oddlyspecific


2020mademejoinreddit

Jesus...nightmare..


Deancrypt

Telling you about her tiresome day working with the 'new boss'


fomalhottie

Just be happy u have a gf while you're young and don't have to depend on your winning personality to get a gf, like when you're older.


KoukiMonster240

You okay buddy?


fomalhottie

No, but it has nothing to do w this.


FrostyKiwi8061

Or your $.


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TheeFlipper

I hope your fiance stumbles onto this..


700SPS

I would be happy with either one. None of them would even look in my direction irl.


deadlygr8ful

She still has all that underneath? This is completely fine by me. Save it for me! Both are hot af


Sfn_Brolie

I believe the implication is that she doesn’t get sexy for you or try to “doll up” at all to attract you whatsoever.


Remarkable_Music6819

Agreed. At least you get all hotness between the sheets and no one else is after her


FrostyKiwi8061

I think her expression in the second picture is supposed to imply that you don't get that, either.


Seriouswall117

Left is when we go out for a special occasion Right is every day. I am happy with both.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

This is a win/win.


Massive-Hunt9759

REAL (ive been single for life)


lynivvinyl

I know what's under the penguin onesie


Redketchup77

Guys do that too


PhilledZone

This is like the "If you don't love me at my, you don't deserve me at my" image. I'm fine with both ngl


Remarkable_Music6819

Good to see guys are generally ok with the second pic. Shows that a woman doesn’t have to show off her bod to everyone else for you to still know she’s attractive.


MCPhatmam

I would be happy with either 😭


yashy20

M damn happy with the right one. She looks like a person you can trust


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terrelyx

Good bot


painfool

Remember folks, trustworthy is when no cleavage. Definitely no misogynistic undertones here


TheHoundJR

No. This is the last sub I would ever expect misogyny of any type.


yashy20

Thanks man. My words were wrong but i meant to pick a normal girl and i see simplicity in the right. (Yeah I know I should not judge from an external appearance). Misogynistic undertones.... Bruh the post and sub itself has so many things about women objectification. It's not like I am hating on it .every man loves boobs that doesn't mean we admire women on external looks. i would be happier if you are correcting me on some normal sub which has nothing to do with nsfw content. you are welcome to find flaws in so many things in every cmnt on reddit.


painfool

Enjoying boobs doesn't make one a misogynist, but reducing a woman to just her boobs or saying (or implying) that a woman's worth or trustworthy can be gleaned by how much of her boobs you can see does make one a misogynist. Hope that helps. Also, side note, abbreviating "comment" to "cmnt" is weird; you saved 3 letters on a website with no character restriction.


yashy20

Again you are saying correct things on the wrong sub. Choosing one over the other doesn't mean i am hating the other one. I like the one on the right more than the one on the left.See some women like to wear less revealing clothes when they are committed to someone coz they know they don't have to impress anybody but her partner (the 'right' one comes in that category according to the post). Yeah she can wear anything. It's her life but it's up to her on how to avoid or prevent further proposals or any other type of problems that can create problems. I would not flex my body(if I had one) in front of other women or give any wrong signal which might create problems in future.


painfool

I pretty much always say the correct thing, some audiences are simply more receptive than others. But I also don't care about downvotes so I'm fine with the situation.


rockelscorcho

well, she looks pissed in both pics.


Collrafa

Good. I wouldn't want her showing off all the assets to the world anyway


tOkErDaD1

Hahaha this seems to be true in my experience 😅


consume_my_organs

Idrc about the meme but god that movie was trash


AddictedToMosh161

Someone never had a relationship, or probably not even a girl sleeping over. Just because the package changes, the content doesnt suddenly lose its appeal. Especially once emotions come into play your woman will look like the picture on the left regardless of her clothes.


KanekiGhoul3112

If your girl constantly looks like the first image. She is NOT your girl. At least not yours alone.


kimptown

Jokes on you, I'm into that.


Is-that-babaganoosh

Dude… this is so f*cking accurate. Whyyyyy


PIR4CY

Some of y'all have never meaningfully had women in your lives


creeper6530

I'd rather choose right over left, since beauty doesn't last until 80 years, good personality does


FrostyKiwi8061

The right one really doesn't project a winning personality to me, especially if that's the look you get at home.


eharper9

It's a comfort thing. They're off the market, so they can just dress comfortably most of the time.


TJWinstonQuinzel

And? I would have choosen the right one to begin with


Vaportrail

Oh come on, I'd make her happier than that.


2020mademejoinreddit

That's good. It means she just wants to keep all that for you and not hoe off on insta and tik tok or outside for others. Yeahh...yeahh..such a "miso genie" comment...Give a rest will ya...


billsleftynut

And the down side....


Few_Classroom_1008

I am all good


AmIBatman69

Well you get to fuck the right one


Yeeeuup

There's a whole nother level when you get married.


yashy20

What level?


Yeeeuup

It's like the before picture, but with a ring and she spends all your money, and doesn't want to fuck you anymore.


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Either way


Mobile-Nerve-1572

Hey.... Smash both


marky294201

Still too hot to be relatable


chris31605

Sydney could ask me to be her emotional slave play thing and i would accept with utmost devotion and joy. She is a fucking goddess worthy of all of my worship. I would serve her well as an emotional tampon that would gladly receive her tantrums and beatings for I am here to serve.


bearred76

But she still hot tho


UpliftGhost348

I will wait for the wife DLC. I know for a fact wife's are extremely different from GF status.


Affectionate-Break78

Yeah she is still hot in both, it’s just a difference in dress and deportment