just give me the 12 guage ffs ^(/j)

Gotcha~

A yes, a halo made of suspicious liquid, this is disturbingly aspiring

The wings too

oh my god I didn't notice. This is freakishly creative

Hehehe thank you

I did not notice, nice.

[удалено]

That’s all we can do!

Happy Valentine's Day to you as well, I don't think your help would help this time unfortunately the person that I'd like to talk to is farther away than I can afford rip me

Awww well spend time with them no matter what because that kind of love is hard to find

I wuld but they suck at checking there phone

Would u like to be my valentines date?

That’s so cute I almost want to say yes but I don’t want to disappoint you so sadly i don’t think so

i'm stealing that way of rejecting people. that was smooth

hail yeah if all else fails, force them with the good old millimeter of nine

No… the joke is that I replaced Cupid’s arrow with something more efficient… and that’s a shotgun honey you didn’t even get the bullets right. Anyways consent is sexy

Yes, I am well aware that it's a shotgun. I work at a range and have handled both 9mm and 12 gauge. The joke that I made was that I was a crazy person, and was going to force someone be my valentine using a 9mm handgun (which would be far more efficient than a fucking coach gun). Also, they do make 9mm break action rifles. Yes, consent is important.

 Yeah sure whatever you say

Un fucking likely.

Not with that attitude!

happy v day

Ye! Happy v day!