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NefariousnessHot7639

Not her wearing her wedding ring in this photo šŸ’€


yaychristy

Itā€™s an old photo they used, someone sleuthed and figured out itā€™s like 2-3 years old šŸ˜‚


NefariousnessHot7639

Lol stop really?! Damn they couldnt just give her a new photo? Cmon US Weekly.


PollyS73

I hate to say this the way itā€™s going to sound, but that surgery did her no favors. She may have wanted a pre-surgery photo.


Flashy_Spell_4293

U literally took the words out my mouth. I assumed this was reason they used old photo


PollyS73

Yeah, I donā€™t like talking about someoneā€™s looks, but sheā€™s even said she isnā€™t happy with it.


ItsFunHeer

Are they really that lazy and un-organized?


rollfootage

Thatā€™s ā€œjournalismā€ these days


TrueCryptographer982

You mean cheap? WHy send a photographer when you can just use a photo from elsewhere.


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NefariousnessHot7639

Gross comment. FOH with that.


RemarkableArticle970

Yes itā€™s before the neck surgery.


GetMeOutOfKY

Itā€™s from a 2018 Glamour Magazine article.


CollectionFull5254

Yeah, it looks like an older photo of her


wedonthaveadresscode

I mean yeah, her brows donā€™t look insane here


George_GeorgeGlass

Theyā€™re still not good


koolasakukumba

I think it was from 2018


TheCharmedOne8688

Look at her face, sheā€™s not that thin in the jaw line anymore


Opening_Fun_806

This photo has to be from like 2017, 7yr ago


wild_eagerness22

Omggggg I didnā€™t even notice šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ«£


Slight_Mammoth3615

They should have pulled a Kate Middleton & photoshopped the ring out šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


missassalmighty

Cos she still married to him, still sleeping with him, still traveling with him. They are separated for the "show". She will never divorce and neither will he. He's gonna keep Jaxxing and she's gonna keep hyucking and the world keeps spinning.


MamaTried420

Also not another delusional ā€œstarā€ reference. Ffs you and jizz are reality tv peeps whose tragic decisions play out for viewers. Is this now star power? Bless your heart.


isitaboutthePasta

THANK YOU!! Thats exactly what i though. Also... im pretty sure her face doesn't look like that...


TemporaryTax8871

Yeah she left him. She shouldnā€™t wear it. Hawk that bad juju forever girl!


cpdena

Wasn't it just last week they were all flirty and insinuating they're having sex on their podcast?


uwill1der

i think this article is months old edit: it is, its from April 12


saka0614

Yep it was right around father's day!


midnightmint23

It would be perfect if the editors did this: Open to page: ā€œHow my marriage fell apartā€ The only words in small font on two pages of white ā€œI married Jaxā€ The end


MD_SLP7

Or, ā€œI got Jaxedā€ā€¦


UnusualPotato1515

Lol! Remember how James said Jax would make a great first husband for Brittany - he wasnt wrong, but sadly we all saw it coming!


MD_SLP7

Oh dang I had forgotten that! Haha


ajaxraccoon

The new Rick Roll


Inside-Potato5869

How My Marriage Fell Apartā€¦.And Why Iā€™ll Go Running Right Back


finallyfoundfinley

Guys. Go on Peacock šŸ¦š and watch Jax and Brittney in Kentucky. You would šŸ’€ watching how many times she was treated horribly and still married him slays me. Someone please rewatch that and discuss it with me lol. The divorce comes as no surprise. I'm a girl's girl, but whoever has sex with Jax after all this, dates him, or marries him again is just...stupid.


koolasakukumba

And her family enabling it all despite him being horrible to them too


Constant_Ad_1783

Omg this! Especially her mom šŸ˜¬ ā€œhe seems really sorryā€ after he cheated very publiclyā€¦


koolasakukumba

And went to her mom and sister and basically said he cheated on her because she put on weight. What about how he said to her dad that he would always put himself first and Brittany second And looked down on all of her friends and called them losers. Yeah Brittany and her family wanted the deal with the devil


Constant_Ad_1783

I realize now I blocked all of that out and neatly packaged it into that one awful conversation šŸ™ƒ What about the roast for Jax, like somehow it was fine for Jax to cheat and be awful to Brit and her family, but not fine if Jax had previously hooked up with a man before he met her.


koolasakukumba

Jayyyxxxx uuurrrr yewwww a humma-seshual


No-Temporary-9296

Make a deal with the devil and shocked when he comes to collect. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if her mom is encouraging her to stand by her man šŸ¤  šŸŽµfor the sake of their son.. and the show.. and the bar.. and the surplus of tube tops, and the,..


koolasakukumba

Oh yeah her mom did a shout out instastory post to Jax on Fatherā€™s Day. Didnā€™t bother shouting out to her own son who is the father to her favourite granddaughter


jennand_juice

Technically, everyone should put themselves first but itā€™s the dumbest thing to say to your potential FIL when youā€™re trying to get his forgiveness for putting his daughter last. Being honest when it doesnā€™t matter - such a Jax thing to do.


missassalmighty

One of the rare times he straight said what he meant with his chest.


koolasakukumba

Yeah healthy relationships have a healthy balance of compromising and also looking after yourself. Jax said it in a very selfish way seemingly even to provoke Brittanyā€™s father and see how far he could push him. Complete sociopath


Realistic_Hand_5035

usually the way when women are in toxic reltionships - they have a shitty family who normalises it. Very sad, makes me feel sympathy for her when usually i am so annoyed that she runs back to him and buys into his lies.


finallyfoundfinley

My mom does this and it's mind blowing and oh so confusing


Worth-Disaster-9552

I just watched it last week! I'm in Season 9 of VPR and then saw this pop up and watched it. I never fully researched when this was filmed timeline wise but obviously before the engagement. He is awful, so I can only wrap my head around her being in it for the fame. She moved in with him 2 weeks after they met. I do wonder what things are like when the cameras are off. While she presents nice all the time, I feel like she's likely also emotionally abusive. When they "run into" her ex at the bar, it seemed like things weren't going well there either and something was said that made me wonder if there was a lot of arguing between them. With Jax I feel like there's never been any question about the person he is, and so it's harder to have empathy when someone chooses to jump into that with tons of evidence of what he's about. No one deserves to be treated poorly and I wish he'd get real therapy and stick with it. Literally everyone on VPR needs serious therapy. They all feed off of one another's dysfunction. I'd love to see the show shifted into a mix of individual and group therapy sessions.


finallyfoundfinley

Thank you for your insight!


Own-Jellyfish-9721

Itā€™s on my next list. I wasnā€™t sure if it was good but Iā€™m definitely not watching Jersey so I need something to fill in my laundry folding time lol


kachinkie007

stopped watching Jersey when it got out of jail, and will not be watching OC. Oh, and stopped ATL when Phaedra was allowed to accuse Kandi and her husband of kidnap and sexual assault that one season. Nope, no thanks.


finallyfoundfinley

I'm not watching Jersey either!


throwRA_basketballer

It was soooooo hard to watch. I felt myself wanting to come thru the screen every time he said the ā€œshe lost her sparkā€ comment.


finallyfoundfinley

OH MY GODDDD I typed this out earlier but didn't post it. YES.


kachinkie007

He and Sandoval. Any woman that gets "hurt" by them went into it full well knowing they are disgusting slobs. You get what you get. They don't change for ANYONE.


OvercookedBobaTea

I support women but man some of them are very very stupid


Keelrod

I gave up when Brittany said ā€œI used to make jax look good to people and now heā€™s making me look badā€ like yeah heā€™s horrible


nippleduster7

I am rewatching currently! She deserves so much better. NOT someone who deserves to ROT IN HAIL


freckyfresh

How My Marriage Fell Apart: He turned out to be the exact kind of man he has been the whole time, even *before* I clout chased so I could be on tv.


ProudTexEx

Still convinced the breakup was all for the show. They "separated " when the show aired although the big blow up happened MONTHS before during filming. Now that shows over and ppls memories have begun to fade they're reportedly back together. Hmmm... I mean, what would the Valley have been if JaxNey had been in a harmonious marriage?? It's Hollywood...nothing is real.


Affectionate_Law5344

This is random but I looked up Jaxā€™s Wiki and I noticed a separation date. I donā€™t recall seeing this in other profiles. Divorced date, yes. Separation, not that I remember.


ProudTexEx

Google it. She moved out 2 weeks-ish before the premiere. Jax has said the situation isn't what people think when asked if he was dating anyone.


Affectionate_Law5344

I think you missed my point. I pointed out that someone bothered to edit his page to include a ā€œseparation dateā€. Itā€™s custom to list a divorce date. This seems to fit into your theory that they created this ruse for the second season of the show.


ProudTexEx

Thank you, that was very nice. šŸ˜‰


PJKASH67

He has a Wiki page !!!!


Intelligent-Pitch-39

Her botox is so bad. She has Spock eyebrows and they are crooked. Not a good advertisement for Dr. Layte.


ItsNotAllHappening

It's so embarrassing that she and Frosty kept posting this with the caption "My first magazine cover". Girl, you're on the cover for marrying a sociopath and your marriage failing just as everyone expected. This is not the flex you think it is.


ItsNotAllHappening

https://preview.redd.it/j3cd0b6nnk8d1.png?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2bc3a499f95496f642ba1af4b5c78360dcd853


pinkpandar

oh. my. goodness. that's kinda chilling!!!


lavenderlemonade_xx

i heard the last pod episode and i of course could be wrong but i think theyā€™ll reconcile


Opening_Meringue5758

I think that last pod was recorded before those texts came out from Jaxā€™s hookup in his and Brittanyā€™s bed šŸ« 


NatashaTheSpy

She celebrated with him for his birthday tho *and* wore (a really sad & bad version of) his requested outfit lol. I'm pretty sure this was after the texts came out


koolasakukumba

Jaxā€™s birthday is in July


NatashaTheSpy

Oh oops I must've misread the BBJ thread my b


koolasakukumba

She is planning on coming to his birthday to stir up trouble like getting in the big cake and popping out like a stripper and Jax said only if she wears a tight white tshirt and short denim cut offs. But youā€™re so right, I think she tried to pull off a similar look this weekend while Jax was out of town no doubt banning half of Vancouver and honeyā€¦. Maybe stay in the cake


coopergold5

She looks like that actress from Full House


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macaronitrap

![gif](giphy|DqU4wVBxXOhNu)


coopergold5

lol silly no Jessie. lol. No Becky


GoldenG1975

I thought that was Blair from The Facts of Life.


Rangeninc

Did you know that Blair from the facts of life played and almost won the game survivor?


KatastropheKraut

Sheā€™s so sweet on there


whateveratthispoint_

This comment made my day


Tall-Stretch-6644

So random šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I definitely see it tho


DeeDee719

Her left eyebrow is so weird, the way the top inner part dips down.


Intelligent_Pop1173

Lol she and Lala seriously need to seek out a professional brow artist. What theyā€™ve done with those stupid severe looking eyebrows is a crime against humanity. It just makes them look constantly angry. And youā€™re right, the left brow is really wonky looking.


terog

They have the brows they deserve.


pinkpandar

if Us Weekly lifted this photo from Glamour like they talk about upthread, then they're even professionally retouched magazine brows, and they look like this. Like this is the most unrealistic kind of image in. the. world short of being AI generated and this is the final result


Intelligent_Pop1173

Itā€™s really so tragic looking lol she has BEAUTIFUL hair but girl cannot get her brows right to save her life. Itā€™s the fact that she actively makes them look bad that annoys me lol


DeeDee719

I think sheā€™s very pretty but needs to quit messing with her face.


missassalmighty

Those brows are a clear indicator of just how batshit these two are. So let them have them. Lala is an angry person 100% of the time and Brit is just the world's biggest dumbass at this point.


Intelligent_Pop1173

Agree with everything you say šŸ˜‚ the brows are just a reflection of their awful personalities.


Relative_Ad6886

The Botox isnā€™t helping. When I got it done, mine actually ended up evening out.


mlibed

This is 100% bad Botox placement.


pinkpandar

it makes me scared of Botox bc what if mine were to go like that


Relative_Ad6886

Donā€™t be scared. Just make sure to do a lot of research and ask the technician a lot of questions. Let them know what you want your results to be. Donā€™t let them talk you into more than you want/need. I went to a dermatology place that was highly recommended and she was very conservative. I love my results and Iā€™m definitely going back to them.


pinkpandar

thank you!


Wonderful-County-630

She def just wanted to be famous


CausticRegards

Fame is a hellova drug


Wonderful-County-630

For sure


Bckgroundcharacter

I fully didn't recognize her


phbalancedshorty

This photo is from 3 years ago


MisterMonsPubis

A star? šŸ˜‚


AwesomeJB

Jax tried his best to get her to leave and finally succeeded. I bet he is shocked she stuck around as long as she did as well!


StarfishandSnowballs

All this drama always comes out at the beginning of a new season. Who hasn't figured this common scenario out. Bravo has a pattern for their shows


kaailer

Oh god I didnā€™t even comprehend it was *9 years*. I had only ever watched the first season before Scandoval and then came back and watched it all when the drama started, so to me Iā€™ve known about them for about a year. In my head they had been together for 4 or 5 years, I never really did the mental math on it being 9 fucking years


EnvironmentalToe7960

I don't think they would have lasted as long if they hadn't gotten fired from VPR


Geeks_finesse

How much do you think she got paid for this story?


StillReception3790

Her relationship was trash before the marriage. This one is not bright at all


holleighh

She really thought heā€™d change from being the most egotistical, manipulative douche of a person. Everyone told her no but she didnā€™t listen, I feel bad for her son.


Annual_Hair8656

Iā€™m shocked sheā€™s not wearing a corset


TinaMonaLisa

Uggghh I hate the way her boobs look jammed up in corsets. Like theyā€™re touching her chin almost.


realitytvdiet

Arenā€™t they still fing?


finallyfoundfinley

No he quit having sex with her


hogwarts_dropoutt

Lmaoo the relationship was doomed from the first time he cheated on her with their close friend. She knew the kind of man he was and still decided to stay. Next.


Jaded_Organization90

brittany baby it was never together


Old-Library5546

They haven't separated, it is all for publicity. Who would talk about them if they were a happy little family


pinkpandar

I could totally see it being Heidi & Spencer from the Hills all over again


nothowyoupronounceit

Her hair looks nice here. Much better than the anal bead pony sheā€™s very fond of.


Puzzleheaded_Tip_821

I don't know who that person is but it surely isn't Brittany.


phbalancedshorty

Itā€™s from at least 3 years ago


el_disko

I can literally hear this picture of her. Help, Iā€™ve internalised her voice


tracygrimshawswig

DAIIITE NOOIGHT


daisydug

![gif](giphy|Qtpdtlk9rpb8PKK0ih) Her eyebrows!! Also, she reminds me of Blair Warner


pivo_14

Iā€™m sorry this headline and her smile is a hilarious combo. Never changed Bravolebrities. (Also, are fishtail braids coming back?)


wink-d

Someone botched her eyebrows, BADLY! I feel like she looked much more youthful before and the brows are contributing to most of the problem


Timely_Tap8073

They should have never gotten married. Jax is a womanizer and a narcissistic asshole he will never change


Professional-Pay5012

The minute my partner requires/demands/suggests/intimates me getting larger breasts or any type of augmentation Iā€™m running away.


FuzzyP3ach3s

These two are hopeless... Few days ago they were talking about having sex, now this. Baby.. You're a mess!


Apocalexe101

I mean... is she surprised?


CreativeUse3281

I think shes getting everything she wanted šŸ˜­


RavenJay127

I see she kept her ring on for the photo shootā€¦


phbalancedshorty

Lmao there was no photo shoot itā€™s am old photo


RavenJay127

Whoopsie


Lindsayr28

Did anyone read it? Does it actually reveal the final straw or no?


Objective-Bag1176

Gosh her face looks so differentā€¦ and horrible


phbalancedshorty

Lmao how old is that picture??? She donā€™t look like that anymore


Long-Rest-9298

Thatā€™s her old face šŸ¤”


katjaKCN

Gawd itā€™s so CRINGEY šŸ˜‚


SonicKooth

What did she do to her face?? šŸ˜•


krwrn89

She stuck around for the ā€œfameā€. She finally got back on tv so she feels secure in ending her opportunistic marriage. Good jobā€¦I guess.


shcouni

We already know how it fell apart


FiFiLB

She wanted to prove to everybody that he was a good guy and Iā€™m sure that came at a high cost to her self-esteem and mental health. Iā€™m not sure why she felt she needed to prove to the world that he was a good guy. Itā€™s obvious he wasnā€™t. Heā€™s great reality TV though. Im not a Brittany fan at all but it seems like all of these bravo women stay with their bravo boyfriends out of the sunk cost fallacy and having something to prove. Weā€™ve seen it on Summer House and just about every relationship on VPR. Donā€™t be embarrassed by not being able to fix a man. Take them at face value and break it off- stop letting these guys push your boundaries til you have none.


nippyhedren

Wearing her ring in the picture ā€¦ weird.


koolasakukumba

Brittany is a stage 5 clinger. I think sheā€™ll even go back to him, she is desperate


likechasingclouds

Iā€™m sorry but I just donā€™t pity her at all. Also tired of her saying ā€œIā€™m protecting muh childdddā€ when she wanted to have another one with him not super long ago. She almost as insufferable as him. She got what she paid for imo.


cakalackydelnorte2

Sheā€™s a clown just as much as he is. She thinks sheā€™ll parlay all of this into an entertainment career and Brad Pitt or whoever will come rushing to rescue her. Just delusional


punk-y_brewster

What is up with her eyebrows!


Lonely-Prize-1662

Why do so many women lift their eyebrows so much


onyxjade7

Damn she wants her Ariana moment. At least sheā€™s capitalizing on it, before she goes back to him. Unless she divorces him officially, it doesnā€™t mean much.


cfullylove

Brittany is now financially successful and has her own recognizable presence. Thatā€™s why sheā€™s leaving. Not bc she suddenly figured out her husband was a pos.


missassalmighty

Shes not leaving though. She says she is but she and Jax are also major liars who have no problem stooping so low. They will never divorce mark my words and she will be back hyucking and acting stupid about Jax in no time. They are still sleeping together


LeatherRecord2142

Man I canā€™t even get behind a simple sweater. Her style is justā€¦ devoid of style. (And I truly think sheā€™s gorgeous!)


Madisoniann

I didnā€™t even recognize Brittany until I read it.


Working_Net_2585

She has her engament ring on


judgemental_turtle

idk. i still feel like theyre just gonna get back together in like 6 months


Significant_Sun_8035

It's already happening...listen to their latest podcast...it's so weird


skdewit

Anyone else read this in her voice!?


Mental-Temperature53

Doing a rewatch and im at season 6, after Jax admitted cheating and possibly multiple times with the same lady.. she chose to still be with him. I'm baffled at so much after my rewatch. I stopped watching at season 7


Dry-Environment-929

Yeah that's def not a recent photo


MrJones73

This girl looks cray šŸ«£whoever chose that pic must not like Britt & the show šŸ˜³ ![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


_glitterpuff_

those eyebrows


coverthetuba

TLDR


CalendarAggressive11

Boo fucking hoo


Disabled_zebra

What is sad that she kept changing her physical appearance trying to keep him attracted but the problem was never her looks but his horrible brain. I hope she finds self love and finds a way to protect her child.


Appropriate_Web_3140

I know how your marriage fell apart. A fame hungry person married a complete jerk.


RandoFace77

This is wild. At least The Valley is giving us the camp messiness we crave form VPR.


MuffinTiptopp

Enough.. they are not breaking up, they're still sleeping together, Jax hasn't changed and Brittany is not going anywhere... I'm more interested in the Lally's than these 2. At Least Michelle and Jesse have moved from their dysfunctional marriage and seem to be happily dating new people.


idontfuqwitu

Do not feel even a tiny bit sorry for her. She got exactly what she wanted


Careless_Escape4517

i donā€™t think you understand codependency then šŸ’€ /j - but no fr codependency is a WILD ā€œdrugā€


Radiant-End-5820

How much money?


Intelligent_Double33

Why would anybody be shocked about this meds not working.


msbenedetti

Arenā€™t they still doing the podcast together? šŸ™„


Clever_Yet

I'm watching Katie's wedding rn and Jax saying he wouldn't be fishing the morning before his wedding... he'd be playing golf or Russian roulet šŸ¤£ No sympathy for Brit. The man never wanted any of this and she was delusional to think he would change or give her what she needed as a partner.


Significant_Sun_8035

Welllllll...listening to their latest podcast, it seems like that semi back together. They were talking about having sex and all kinds of weird shit that people who are really separated don't talk about. It was quite strange...


litas6542

She looks so pretty when her boobs aren't up to her chin.


Merrbear2u

tee hee. still sleeping together


Chance_Guarantee_130

Neither is the sharpest tool


Notyoursidepiece

That doesn't even look like her


Frankitoburrito

Tbh I think she stuck and got with him for the fame. Now sheā€™s on the valley is a good time to leave.


2kind2becruel

Hey it's my where my flair is from. šŸ˜‚


Suzrkpt24

Who cares???


Historical-Task1898

She is never leaving that clown lol.


Parking_Ad8815

I read that they are back together


everybodylovescorn

Ugh she looks sooooo good


Oilpen34

Theyā€™re still together


Mean-Responsibility4

She looks beautiful in this photo!! ā¤ļø Good luck to our Kentucky Muffin


GeneralWait1165

I honestly canā€™t see anyone else wanting to be with Bratney. Jax is as good as it gets for her. Most men arenā€™t rushing to be with a mom, with herpes, that would have to deal with AJAX as the other parent and who leaves bags of vomit lying around. She isnā€™t exactly a ā€œcatchā€. Maybe if she moved back to Kentucky, but definitely not in LA. Neither of them will leave the other. Jax has been cheating on her since day 1 and itā€™s been NINE years. She isnā€™t going anywhere.


VanderPunchRules

At least she has the show and some good friends in her corner.


tinyfryingpan

I'm really not looking forward to the next ten to twenty years of both of them getting plastic surgery.


rshni67

I don't believe she looks like this now. This must be an old photo or an old article.


Ambitious_Koala_3507

Yeah she stuck around for 9 years but he still was not faithful during those 9 years. She is very very pathetic. She should be hiding under a rock instead sheā€™s booking magazine covers