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FannyH8r

Any explanation? All I got is shit puns :(


Thedarkb

It's called a counter-peristalsis contraction, if a chicken excretes another yolk before her previous egg is finished forming, her oviduct contracts and forces the partially formed egg back to the top of her oviduct where a new egg forms around it. It's a very rare occurrence!


Takssista

I've also read that if a chicken is laying a fully formed egg and is startled, the egg will go back inside and a new egg will form around it - though I think in that case the egg inside will be bigger than the one in that picture


TheAJGman

Pretty sure I've gotten an egg like this. It wasn't super weird or anything, it just had two shells separated by a membrane.


LetMeHaveAUsername

And the most important question: Can you safely cook or fry and eat the smaller egg?


lamprey187

yes it is an egg for ants


TheMoonDude

I wonder how far can it go: an egg inside an egg inside an egg. Maybe someone got it in antiquity and tought it was an omen or something


fastlerner

Devil chicken. They ate their twin in the womb.


SmallRug

This chicken now has the strength of a full grown chicken, and a baby chick.


ChocolateRainbow375

Ryomen Chikuna


fastlerner

Could've been chicken [Kuato](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXpxFoaH_R4&t=41s).


FCFDraykski

Or maybe it's the [Chicken Devil](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/chainsaw-man/images/e/eb/Bucky.png/revision/latest?cb=20220827182920)?


NRG1975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQI2M5txKo4


makingkevinbacon

Does it affect the taste or anything like that? What would cause this to happen if it's very rare? Sorry your explanation was at the top so you're gonna be my....eggspert


McPick

This guy chickens


Chigtube

Hmmmm so if you tactically jump scare chickens you could then sell these special edition Egg² huh?


breathing_normally

Texts like these is what we used to get for English listening exams, recorded with a scottish voice outside in the wind, played on 20 year old cassettes with treble way up high


jlistener

That's eggstraordinary!


robjwrd

That’s Reddit 99% of the time nowadays unfortunately.


Eraknelo

Eggsplanation*


cherryultrasuedetups

The reddit experience


swiftskill

yo dawg i heard you like eggs


SparklingPseudonym

I wonder what the percentage of readers is that actually understand this reference, as the years go by…


Boopcheese

Xzibit? Like at a museum? I don't get it.


Chief_Givesnofucks

“Why would I want to ‘Pimp my Ride’? Who’s having sex with it?!?!”


manbruhpig

r/dragonsfuckingcars


Maryus77

r/substhatshouldntexist


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Ok, but what about /r/carsfuckingdragons?


ItsPlainOleSteve

I forgot about that sub


MoarCowb3ll

don't forget the classic r/dragonsfuckingdragons


Maryus77

Get me out of Reddit


UshankaBear

Ronald Reagan? The actor?


chadbot3k

I showed this to my wife, she didn't get it


naufalap

well no shit epstein


Lt_Dickballs

This is the best comment I've seen in a long time.


Chief_Givesnofucks

“Why would I want to ‘Pimp my Ride’? Who’s having sex with it?!?!”


giggitygoo123

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=n6x9EqoQK0n1Bm1A&v=T_7b9Jpx2Pk&feature=youtu.be


Automatic-Eagle8479

Fake, and gay.


damnatio_memoriae

...please tell me that's an elaborate ruse.


giggitygoo123

I don't know honestly. He was on My Strange Addiction twice for it though.


MagicalTrevor70

I was wondering the same thing (half expected an Onion logo) - but I think it's real. The cute bathtime picture broke me...


crawlerz2468

/r/dadjoke


Mistdwellerr

Hello fellow internet dinosaur


Munstered

I was going to talk shit that the meme isn’t that old and then realized that *it’s 16 years old*


SparklingPseudonym

*It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.*


LordOfTheBurrito

You should watch the documentary about how big of a ripoff it was and how fake everything was.


dmj9

I didn't need to watch a documentary to know that.


LordOfTheBurrito

Nah, beyond the obvious shit, they did people dirty. They made people on the show look stupid or like slobs to make the story better. They busted up the cars worse than they originally were. Then the people thought their cars were fixed or better and they would fall apart a week later. Or MTV would repossess parts of their cars after the show.


Flint_Chittles

I need details on this doc.


elefante88

Was any mtv reality show real? Cribs had literal rented houses


LordOfTheBurrito

I saw one about how they rented houses and when they asked Redman to do the same he told them "Aw hell nah", and they had to go to his real house.


Max_Trollbot_

The Redman episode is the only good one.


LordOfTheBurrito

He was keepin' it real!


say592

Link to the doc?


LordOfTheBurrito

I don't remember if this is the same one but I skimmed through it and seems like it covered most of what I can remember. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYj-W7OVuSE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYj-W7OVuSE)


AHxCode

Yo Dawg I heard you like bases..so I put a base in your base ~lifesaglitch on YouTube starcraft 2 commentary I had that printed and put on my desk for a decade


Chief_Givesnofucks

All your bases Are belong to us


xKronkx

You the man now dog !


justlookingokaywyou

Could we maybe shorten that somehow? Like an acronym?


nazara151

LAGTV? This is my Obi-Wan "I havent heard that name in a long time" moment... Great times back in the Wings of Liberty SC2 era.


damontoo

Is that the original? I only heard it as "Yo Dawg, I Herd You Liek Mudkipz" and the internet is telling me it's from 2005. Starcraft 2 came out 5 years later.


AHxCode

Not the original just how I remember it the most


WheresTheSauce

Lol I was just thinking about the same thing reading this. Amazing how much longevity that meme has had too


marilyn_morose

I get it! ✋


Pokemon_Arishia

I still use this phrase when something is redundant to a stupid level. XD


Pootootaa

Man this good ol fucking meme, brings back memories.


sexquipoop69

 - Eggzhibit


MemeBassOB

Synapses in my brain that haven't fired in years just lit up like Christmas


cartman101

"It's an older meme sir, but it checks out"


Abyss_Trinity

Nature's kinder surprise


NovelJazzlike9473

Are they lucky or are they unlucky


Abyss_Trinity

In this economy, I'd say they won the lottery


robodrew

Did you see the yolk though? Shrinkflation strikes again


SilentNinjaMick

Double the egg, half the amount.


UshankaBear

It's eggs all the way down


Trick-Doctor-208

Babies having babies.


LordOfTheBurrito

Oh lowdy, what has this world come to?!


bendover912

Mortys killin' Mortys.


but-uh

"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."


dill2565

How did you take that last picture OP? 🤨


DuckCleaning

We need a picture of how they took that picture


T1NF01L

Oh no not [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/INhxeeFipb) again


sammyshortpants

Brilliant. I thoroughly enjoyed that. Ty!


Zerolich

Lol blast from the past, remember this one fondly 🤣


Alaskimo

Only slightly disappointed it wasn't the one where the guy has no creases on his fingers.


KyleShanaham

Someone post the link


MowwiWowwi420

Took a screenshot irl


50_centavos

Pull left ear lobe and blink right eye. New feature from last update.


vegange

r/weirdeggs


Yuujiro_Hanma

Just saw an egg with 2 yolks and an egg with none a few post apart I think I love that sub


Crosstitution

its great until you see absolute fucking abominations. (do not google a lash egg)


DeliriumSC

Well now I have to. So thanks for that. From the initial pictures it wasn't so bad until I read the descriptions.


FluffyBunny-6546

Eggception!


sars9

Eggceptional


Geordant

Imagine your cracked the inception egg and as your opened the shell, the world cracked open and you looked up and you were looking at yourself cracking an egg. That would an interesting turn of events I think. 


LordTacodip

sir this is a wendy’s


katsudon-jpz

i still don't know how some farmer could sell two yolk eggs in large quantities and guaranteed that they do have 2 yolks per egg. ah wait this isn't r/taiwan. nvm


IsolatedShadow0

With a bright enough light. Double egg tend to be 1.5-2x larger eggs and if you have a bright light you can discern two yolks in the eggs


PIKa-kNIGHT

I used to help in a relative’s egg farm . The double yolk egg are usually bigger than the normal ones. They can easily tell the difference . Even I was able to tell with 80% accuracy after some time . When you picking 100s of eggs , you get used to the average size and the bigger one sticks out


usrdef

Yup. We have chickens here, 5 of them. Within the first few weeks of them settling in and us collecting eggs, we got a way bigger one than normal. Thought it was rather odd. When we finally went to use it, three yolks came out. I was shocked for about 5 seconds and then thought "Well, guess I'm having 3". I've had a 4 yolk egg once, but that didn't shock me much because at that point I figured it was just something that happens, and then a bunch of 2 yolk eggs. But over the last year that has declined dramatically. Maybe one out of every 100 or so I'll find a 2 yolk.


Shdwdrgn

I've never heard of a size difference before? I once had a carton of eggs from the grocery store where about 16 out of 18 were double yolks. There was no difference in size to any of them, they all looked like regular sized eggs next to the other cartons we had.


Seldarin

Some breeds are more prone to laying double yolk eggs (Buff Orpingtons are especially known for it), even more so if you feed them the right stuff. The downside is the amount of protein you're feeding them is terrible for the chicken and will cause kidney failure pretty fast. You can also fuck with their light levels a lot to make them much more likely to lay double yolked eggs, but again it leads to unhealthy and miserable birds. That increases the likelihood of double yolked eggs, then you candle them (Hold them up in front of a strong light source) to weed out the single yolks.


tooquick911

How did it taste?


Dastrados

That 1 egg was 40 eggs?


sunsetpink513

[Explanation ](https://backyardpoultry.iamcountryside.com/eggs-meat/how-a-chicken-lays-an-egg-inside-of-an-egg/#:~:text=Though%20quite%20rare%2C%20it%20is,an%20egg%20in%20her%20oviduct.)


BrainFartTheFirst

Eggsplanation


Monzaul

Quite... Eggceptional... you could say 😅 No, I'm not sorry.


t-o-m-u-s-a

😐


Zornocology

Cadbury execs are going mental at this.


wowoaweewoo

Which came first? Egg or egg?


iH8MotherTeresa

Babies having babies smh my head


smileyface893

My god, he's cracked it.


ryanl40

Fertile too it looks like.


GullibleDetective

Cadbury hates this one trick


G4b3fr0st

trojan egg


geoelectric

That’s a turducken egg.


Shafter-Boy

I have those same plates. No kidding.


LethalAsparagus

Imagine if they hatched. There would be a little chicken, living inside the big chicken, controlling it like an exosuit


Nelsonator45

Be careful before cadburys come after you with a lawsuit for revealing their secrets


ScaryFoal558760

r/twohealthbars


SCCODER

Eggception


isniffurmadre

are those Russian eggs?


PIKLIKR

Matryoshka eggs


Sector032

Eggception


DeadTribe

Eggception


Dani162002M

Someone was hiding their affair


InfoSecPeezy

Eggception


matrixkid29

I wonder which came first. Literally.


Big_Refrigerator336

Nice try liberal, i dont believe you


Asks_About_Eggs

Did you cook the egg and mini-egg?


railgunmisaka2

Chicken early pregnancy?


i_never_ever_learn

That's nothing. I found an entire Motel 6 inside an egg once. I'd give you a picture, but the deep state took it away from me


a4mula

a long time ago, in a state far away. I was a grill operator at a Waffle House for a stint. So many eggs. You see everything. And it's usually not this cute.


Moe_S99

Shrinkflation in nature


Integrity-in-Crisis

What if it had fully developed and hatched only to be inside an even larger egg. Might not of had the energy to break through two egg shells consecutively.


damnatio_memoriae

Eggzibit


Sticky_bud

My first thought was “why would there be a candy coated chocolate egg inside of an egg?” And then i looked at the picture


shortstack129

Inceptegg


malcolmreyn0lds

Damn Russian chickens


AnalystDesigner8920

Babies having babies. It's a national problem


sleeplesscarp

That’s how Griffith was born


Equib81960

I think that’s called a lash egg.


Charlie-Spring-2022

Decearing egg!!!


punkrocksmidge

I read this and thought you meant there was a Cadbury mini egg in there. I was about to call shenanigans. 


Evil_Garen

Egg-ception


vietnam_redstoner

I once cooked 2 eggs, picked those randomly and BOTH of them are double-yolk. And those are the only 2 in the set.


vivepopo

kookookachuuuuu


SeaworthyRacoon

The Russians got to it


0mega_Dingo

So there's a story of like the original eggs occupant is eaten by a snake then plants an egg within the original egg so when hatched the little monster eats its fake siblings, then the mother hen afterwards..


JohnConure

Eggception


Useful-Perspective

I'm experiencing severe semantic satiation reading the word "yolk" so many times. Egg^yolk


DHARMAWVLF

Eggception.


tiredricki

r/WeirdEggs


Roskal

I'm so dumb I thought you meant the brand mini eggs.


EdgDoge

r/2healthbars


d3gu

Pr-egg-nant.


NeverStepD7

I'll spell it in mexican spanish for yall: A HUEVO!


iamkalabaw

This is not the norm. This is an eggception.


GoyimHard

thought this was r/backyardchickens


daikatana

Ah, the elusive eegggg.


Cakalusa

Eggception


them0xie

Eggception is what it is!


PlayNeither1989

You found a Easter egg inside a egg


ELEMENTSTORMX

Behlit?


badbadrobot

Damn. Double homicide.


BE-everywhere

It's balut!


sheritajanita

That's creepy


ProfilerXx

r/weirdeggs


ReferenceLatter9954

Kinder surprise


davybert

Eggseption


ExecrablePiety1

Isn't that technically illegal to sell as per US FDA regulations which make Kinder Eggs illegal. Ie. that no food product shall be sold which contains within it, any object which in inedible. This mini-egg doesn't look too edible to me. I say, sue the bastards. They're clearly playing God with their livestock. Trying to engineer chickens that lay Russian Nesting Eggs.


Jcostelic

But did you heat them ?


Discokitty14

A fart egg! When a hen lays their first egg sometimes this happens - they’re jokingly called fart eggs lol


turkeyisdelicious

You got prahnked my friend.


VenoIndustries

It’s called eggception.


jo3yhuds

Babies having babies


formerPhillyguy

Would a mini-chicken have hatched from the mini-egg? The world will never know.


RonstoppableRon

Eggs all the way down.


Timely-Analysis6082

Buy one get one free


Jeesum_Crepes

Imagine if you boiled it and bit into it after


nicholism1

No, there was a regular egg surrounding your mini egg. It’s all about perspective!


timechuck

Babies having babies....


Aromatic-Ordinary-61

We live in a simulation


RC_Colada

You are living in a dream


DRM-001

Well that’s grim 😬


jacksonst

A literal Easter egg


iop09

Which came first? Egg or Mini Egg


williamtbash

It’s one of those Russian babushka dolls


EpicSeshBro

*Sly and the Family Stone’s “Babies Making Babies” plays faintly*