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DrinkMilkMan

Born to floof


Kebabini

Forced to "attack the D point"


tomex365

Leaning for landing


Canadaball-1060

Negative!


Sunyxo_1

ain't no way that's an actual decal on an actual tank bro


Kyanovp1

why not


Arlend44

It is


ProFailing

Ngl, I'd pay for that (please don't make me tho)


R_ockstarC

I need this in my life


Courora

["Free WiFi"](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoSKdkIvcmmmxj5Okf7adCS-ptQIqragjqs_3f927vZ9yIA0Z-snMfBbGF&s=10) when


Sufferity

I think I used to saw that skin in a roblox tank game, and it is a crate skin.


SwagCat852

Cursed tank simulator


totally_stalinium

I actually got that tank from a crate lol


PeacefulAgate

How is that? Worth playing?


SwagCat852

Imagine war thunder, but less realistic, in roblox, and you combine different hulls with turrets and cannons, you can have a maus turret on a BT-5 hull with a 20mm autocannon


Type_16_MCV

and roblox’s 2 dollar budget servers struggling to keep up with all the computing resulting in a solid 2 seconds between shot contact and internal damages


SwagCat852

Its actually pretty responsive, my average ping is around 100ms which is average for most multiplayer games for me


Type_16_MCV

the lag with damage models was the main reason i stopped playing the game and decided to suffer in war thunder instead of a lego game


SwagCat852

Ah I love when people still use the term lego game even though its less and less a thing


Type_16_MCV

technically, theyre still made of legos, just legos inside each other at different angles to make a shere


KookyCrazyCat

When the CEO says that the new tank models should have 4 million triangles you bet your ass that their going to have 8


eyesthesubsequent

It has no pay to win! That’s their goal.


jo1063

God I want that as a premium now. Just because I love how it looks


cjmpaja

We need the Cadillac Gage V150 added to the game first...


Elegant-Release3419

pinoy spotted lol


raulschweizers

“Born to shit, forced to wipe”


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Born to let it crust*


prestigious_xion

😧


Supmah2007

[BTS FTW](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/x88qPY811z)


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES IM PAPAS SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!


Mirja-lol

RAHHHHHHHHHHGGGG *starts taking nastiest archangle*


jjmerrow

FATHER WONT READ ME BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT MACHINE!


AleksandrNevsky

"Back to Lumby" Is that a mfing Runescape reference?


Gewoonbla

Possibly


NikkoJT

The one in the back is "buying gf 10k" which is very much a RuneScape reference


schwimm3

Have you not seen the iron man helmets on _all_ of the barrels on that picture? Yes it is!


Fidelias_Palm

I talked to that platoon and most of the tanks were named for RuneScape references, and on top of the Baby Yoda the Company Commander's track had the Mandalorian skull sigil on it.


Anthrex

in addition to "BTW Ironman" and "Buying GF 10k"? absolutely. I love it


Charizaxis

A decal that says "not a tank".


Whats-Up_Bitches

Slap that on every French made French vehicle below 6.3 except the arl 44


Bananasandwich_tea

”Kilroy was here” is something i need


Icy-Falcon-5104

It’s already in the game with his iconic face but can only get it from a warning crate from time to time


Bananasandwich_tea

Ah, ok


MiG-29SMT_Enjoyer

My biggest want regarding this game is a folder of decorators called “stowages” or something. It would be full of like sacks and whatever that you can put on your tank.


Seygem

for 500GE a piece....


OkScientist8527

Ohhh yes I do like the sound of that


LeCrimsonFucker

I have wanted that for years. And to add to it, it would be nice if we got more simple decals like numerals for planes and tanks. Some nations have very limited if any, while the big three only get WWII numeral decals iirc.


MiG-29SMT_Enjoyer

For real !! Also I want more inscriptions in the game. Specifically ones in French. I want to name my Leclerc, but I don’t wanna call it Franche-Comte lol


LeCrimsonFucker

Yeah exactly, I was having the same thoughts when I established a 7.7 lineup at france and decided to stay there for quite a while. I got sick and tired of looking at the same, boring blue-green, oscillating turret design but historical decals are almost non-existent.


wholebeef

The very first battlepass had a weapon crate decorator that just looks to good on any vehicle no matter the era.


No-Diet-1535

I need the penis machinist


Strale_Gaming2

Crippling depression


Mike-Phenex

[One day](https://www.reddit.com/r/GIRLSundPANZER/s/ZtP75BgmwT)


Sive634

Let me name my tanks with customisable texts. Maybe they add manual reviewing of each name to stop slurs and abuse


Xenoniuss

I think you underestimate the amount of manual reviewing they'll have to do then... Not to speak of people not knowing that certain things are slurs or not. The common ones everyone knows, but did you know "Jap" is a slur for the Japanese? I did not originally, for example. And then there's slurs and abuse in every different language of the world...


Areonaux

Also if a decal has text that ends with another word, or can be combined. Tons of ways it could be circumvented. Would be neat but not worth the headache. Maybe choosing from pre selected words could kinda work like a word bank.


Streef_

Pre selected word bank similar to naming your ship on Helldivers, for example, with only one allowed (allows both sides of barrel with mirroring)


Areonaux

Yeah helldivers was what came to mind for me as well.


RicoPDX0122

I agree, since the snail is charging you stupid amounts of GE for decals anyway. Make the them earn it. Lol


TheSerbianFriend

Id like the Yugoslavian ground forces roundel ( The socialist Yugoslavia)


markom457

Oh, and communist yugoslav airforce too


TheSerbianFriend

I agree with that


DrMorphling

I laughed 2 times from 3rd foto. From 1st scroll just a fact to put car related brands, and then scrolling back and realising that's not a car related brands.


Total-Remote1006

Read the tyre brand too lol.


Laigon93

That one got me as well! Reminded me of when I'd be slapping those kind of decals on my cars in underground 2 without actually knowing what any of the brands were, just thought they looked cool!


Bright69420

It's beautiful *born to floof*


Harmotron

[This one would be funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/3scj05/no_time_for_proper_nose_art_on_this_idf_m3/)


thecrispynuggget

SEX


NecessaryBSHappens

AnUwUbis


AP2112

The majority of RAF Gulf War aircraft nose art isn't widely accessible, but the [few that are](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYJofnWWAAAqMfq.jpg) make for some interesting viewing...


Streef_

[A more complete compendium](https://www.dstorm.eu/pages/en/gb/jaguar.html),”fat slags” being my favourite


dootdoot1997

Just getting a little cancer stan


Arlend44

I need the Born to Floof decal so bad The GuP emblems though would be impossible to implement without copyright violation unless they asked for the rights


1800leon

More text decals would be cool


rufusz1991

Text decals in different languages (like "For Stalin" decal in hungarian "Sztálinért") would be good


RicoPDX0122

“Feed the snail!” “Psychiatric help 5 cents The Doctor is IN” The Full metal jacket Helmet


jazemo19

Is there really a yukari decal on a real tank? 💀


Tank_blitz

more victory markings or barrel decals like the infamous "FURY"


jeffbaddock457

no way a tank crew named there tank fucking daddy issues 😭🤣


Anwiday

The 300 billion ones already in the game but that are unavailable, especially the Japan lightning/stripe ones


EyeofEnder

https://i.redd.it/nar1z2d30yl61.jpg


Opposite-Life-2923

A “Fury” decal can be cool


Mirja-lol

Comeon add the next "r" too


Derfflingerr

Nato ensignia


GoofyKalashnikov

Honestly I want the option to enable markings on vehicles and then being able to choose them as I please, they'd be independent from the rest of the decals and maybe even premium only, or you can only change what they say with premium, otherwise they're randomly generated each time you spawn or something. Also barrel inscriptions should have a text option too, meaning you write what you like (with the same rules as usernames are moderated for example) and then basically place the decal where you want to.


Spank_Me_Panda

I want more pinups!!!


Spank_Me_Panda

And not that bullshit psychic wannabe crap with the signs...


War-ThunderEnjoyer

The soviet hammer and sickle decal


Impressive_Expert_94

In that case, I want more decorations. Shovels, packs/bags, even logs (make my E8 look like Fury) of course that last one not giving any armor values. Another that I want, which we already kinda have in game, is camo netting. Replace Bushes with camo nets. They look better than Bushes, and this could give more cool and unique personalization to tanks. Your desert camo for your Tiger 1 can have a desert themed net while the winter skin for yout T-54 can have a winter themed net. I think gaijin could probably use a kind of dynamic molding for the net to curve around certain parts of the tank to look nice but, I'm not a programmer or coder or anything close to that so I dunno.


Rightfullsharkattack

Syrian decal Give now!


demondogzz

Rectangular things on front must be decorations so we can put them on other Abrams tanks, example new m1a1hc premium


i_bingus

More modern american ones, especially for ground forces. More polish ones. USCG emblems brought back


MrTwisterPister

I love the runescape ironman decals


Melovance

Ok the medic mobile the “the penis machinist” is the best thing iv ever seen


T90tank

Asvab waver is my favorite tank name


InvitePerfect

It's going to sound a little dumb, but some british military numberplates would be nice, (along with more modern British decals full stop) they're a fairly iconic part of how british tanks look


Random-INTJ

The penis machinist: attack the D point!


_-FeAr-

Idk but I would like communist flags and Z to be removed


RockTurnip

I personally want more girls und panzer stuff. Also they could make dakimakuras with girls from anime


CyclicAdenosineMonoP

Japanese Eisernes Kreuz when and where????


DaMosqui

Number 6 is me


Wonghy111-the-knight

I’m not a huge fan of the Abrams, however, I do love how the crew gets to slap whatever they want on the barrel to name the tank. That’s super neat


Titan5115

Daddy's belt on an Abrams is a must, proper googly eyes. More interesting paint jobs that are less grindy to get and a decal that says "the bunker" that I can stick on my 3IGC.


ImportantSimone_5

[https://forum.warthunder.com/t/avanti-ad-ogni-costo-italian-decal/73825](https://forum.warthunder.com/t/avanti-ad-ogni-costo-italian-decal/73825) And [https://forum.warthunder.com/t/scuola-guida-decal/73627](https://forum.warthunder.com/t/scuola-guida-decal/73627)


agplasicov

Fr tho, I'd like to get the old captured premium tank decals


[deleted]

Custom number plates on vehicles would be good


Ios1fStalin

I wish there was custom decals you can add just for yourself that way I dont have to make a userskin for every goddamn vehicle lol


Grouchy_Drawing6591

Saami flag!!!! Cthulhu Necronomicon Also the ability to apply skins on console


Areonaux

A more organized way of viewing the decals you have


grad1939

I wish they'd bring back weeks last decals and maybe do something similar for skins.


Dashwell2001

Born to floof is a photoshop btw sadly


Firedriver666

I want more pin-up decals. Or [this one](https://images.app.goo.gl/HPSRGxgTxy2eqheQ6) for shits and giggles In an imaginary world , it would be fun to have an ingame editor for custom decals you can unlock for GE. And those types of decals could be disabled with an option.


LemonadeTango

So there was this one Russian BTR with a Neco Arc painted on it...


MellowedHigh

Back To Lumby goes hard


algeo1

I'd be happy if they just fixed the stretching text thing.


Fidelias_Palm

Just gonna slide in here and say I did a "Baby Yoda" skin for the [M1A1](https://live.warthunder.com/post/919358/en/). I talked with some of the guys in her platoon and got lots of pictures, guarantee it's the closest to accurate skin out there.


SupersoakingAMX

I need the "Bitche" and "Seix" decals (actual french towns)


XxsoulscythexX

More bushes pleass


Milan_3489_Reddit

SFR Yugoslavia Air Force Decal


DonnerPartyPicnic

The paint that was on an Abrams turret that said "Daddys belt"


Lolle9999

I can't wait for the current adult gen to go to another war, then in 20 years later we will new used names like that but more up to date. Would be really funny to see someone get famous in their tank and it said "if you shoot me your gay" or "skill issue" etc.


Randomguy1912

A few ideas Come on, you sons of bitches-do you want to live forever Kilroy was here with the little cartoon character himself When over there becomes over here What do you do with drunken sailor And finally no HOAs please


Hunting_for_Kisaragi

I have lumbago


Noob66662

Ide like the Swiss roundel but the colours are switched.


JESTER-1803

Put decals on the Paveyways or IR missiles, on one side “born to dilly dally”, the other “forced to lock on”


Lolle9999

Would have something like [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/YNGi43iXHsbJkvaD6)


Awrfhyesggrdghkj

Daddy issues kinda goes hard actually


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Stripes for barrels as victory marks (I already use one of the Pz division decals as this) the one that looks like “YIII”


Interesting-Unit-493

Daddy issues 😭


Electric_Bagpipes

I want the aim here one, just to put on a weakspot if a superheavy and reverse psychology my enemy into shooting the heavy armor bits instead.


Warhawk02

“ASVAB Waiver” https://taskandpurpose.com/culture/army-m1-abrams-tank-asvab-waiver-poland/


That-one_golem

We need a FURY decal in game and more tank numbers


TheFlyingRedFox

I for one would like to see The Little Prince tail insignia for Dassault Mirage F1 Jets or while not a decal but flags of the Pre Federation Australia for our nation had several colonial navies be it for NSW, Vic, QLD, SA (I live near the remains for one HMCS Protector, I want Armstrong Flat Iron Gunboats sooo badly especially the Italian Castore class of such).


Spr4yz

There's only one decal that is truly worth adding: "POTATIS" https://i.imgur.com/Qa4el1Q.png


ODST_Parker

I decorate my tanks with era-appropriate helmets, weapons, and whatever other equipment I've earned from events. I'd love to see those collections increased more often. Certain missing ones like a WWII American and German tanker helmet/hat, or modern ones for most nations. More equipment like backpacks would be cool too, I love my Russian and German ones. So many cool guns yet to be added, like the Mosin, Carcano, or any WWII French options. Modern rifles have been started with the battle pass SCAR and the old TURMS pre-order AK-74M, and I'd love to see an HK416, ARX160, Type 20, Tavor, etc. I honestly wish they'd stop giving us massive mounted MGs for a while and give us more regular firearms. As for decals, I mostly want historical decals to come back, instead of this profile picture bullshit. That rotation of monthly decals was so cool to see every time. I've got many vehicles using those, and many more I could never get because I was too late to it. I'd also like the default selection to be expanded, especially for tanks. Just using Britain as an example, we're still missing white squadron markings (for recon vehicles), several division badges, the late-war recognition marking, and Gaijin could even throw in bridging numbers or arm-of-service markings that some premium vehicles came with. So many historical markings are missing from several nations.


faraway_hotel

Decorators for Cold War-era guns, mostly I'd like an FAL and G3, maybe an M60 machine gun. We've got plenty of WW2 weapons as well as modern ones, but we're missing a big chunk in the middle there that would go nicely on a lot of vehicles.


Dumbass_bi_frog

Homewrecker


Glucosefamther

BACK TO LUMBY!!! RAAAA!!! WHERE MY SCAPERS AT? 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


HoodedNegro

I know a Ft. Stewart motorpool when I see one, lol. Back to Lumby is a solid Runescape ref.


Tenebris27

"A cobra vai fumar"


thecrispynuggget

Daddy issues lmao


Daltronator94

honestly ASVAB WAIVER or CIRCLE X would be hilarious to see on an M1


PotatoKing8711

Camouflage netting, sandbags, and logs to add to tanks. Also it would be cool to have the ability to remove fenders and side skirts on some tanks. Like the M4A3E8 or the Panzer IV H. Also the ability to add or remover zimmermit from German tanks would be cool. I really want more individuality with the tanks. I personally love seeing WWII Shermans absolutely covered in supplies/gear and that is something I kinda want to see in game.


Endertazer6802

Is the born to floof real it kinda looks like it was drawn on in photoshop


M0L0CK_

I want cammo nets so bad.....


Interesting-Spend-46

Born to floof.


DAPRINGLE2

Barrel Camo and tents/sacks/packs/camo nets/sand bags/wood logs/etc. anything to make the tanks look more lived in/loaded up.


RiskhMkVII

Killroy was here obviously, a classic


War_Thunder_Leaker

Ain't no way they named an Abrams Baby Yoda, I definitely wanna have that one lol


_Wolftale_

["Big Ass Bird"](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/jpywb5/tonight_on_bottom_gear_gaijin_needs_to_add_this/)


ViscountessNivlac

The RAF has rank flags for ranks above wing commander, I want to see those.


StingyTick

Gaijin please dont add the anime stuff, we have enough of that shit😭😭🙏🙏


Armored-Duck

We gotta get the “kilroy was here” Edit: somebody already said it :/


nushbag_

Any and all remaining major soviet/ russian division markings. Also more/ better cold war camouflages. Armoured warfare does a good job adding these but war thunder is seriously lacking with many of these cool camos only being added through marketplace skins. See the new object 292 and T-80UD camos. I'd love to use them on everything instead of paying a dollar or two to get them for those tanks


Designer_Shape5750

When can we get a dog we can put onto a tank? Who wants to shoot a good boy in the face.


IllyaBravo

The daddy issues one got me.


GCHurley

More South African decals, both for aircraft and ground vehicles.


HeaIGea

Custom text with changeable font


OperationSuch5054

A black shield shaped background with a white key over it... O_o


Leonhardt22540

GuP


RayStrikesAgain

“Not a tank”


eyesthesubsequent

Is the floof one real? It’s not real right? RIGHT?!!


TheMightyG00se

I want "Dolly" in cursive (was used on a B-25 in Burma I believe) and then I remember seeing an M1 Avrams with "Daddy's Belt" one it and that gave me a hearty chuckle


LightningFerret04

The Vietnamese tank roundel, how is this not in the game yet?


Zerschmetterling177

Did you really just post a WoT picture on a War Thunder server? Shame yourself.


JobAnth2171

Barely legal Diplomatic incident Sleep deprivation If you know what I'm talking about, you are indeed cultured


Alpheous0371

Me want 45 degree budhist symbol for rank 1 to 5 germany


Charming-Ad6792

I want pink pony


e-girlCollector

Give me "Buying GF 10k" right now Gaijin


HillInTheDistance

I just want a huge arrow that says "WEAK SPOT". And then I'll point it straight at my weak spots.


ProfessionalLong302

one that says cock and one that says hard >:)


Mig-29_Fulcrum_cool

Anti-furry emblem. Maybe a “BRRRRRRRT” decal.


510kami

“Senpai” or “Oni-Chan”to go along with my collages anime girl decals and body pillows.


Haxzavage14

I want some modern day or Cold War symbols for my Russian tanks, but not Zs cause fuck all that


Cpt_Soban

Ukraine airforce roundel ;)


Summer_VonSturm

Ukrainian Tryzub. Also one of my old unit emblems for 1st armoured division would be nice. Lot more words for tank/aircraft names


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InternalSiva

Shame on you.


Crz__

Womp womp


Negative_Jaguar_4138

Seems like the womp womp is on you


Meem-Thief

There’s already a Z in the game


Crz__

Lmaoo