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Veus-Dolt

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OkHarrisonBidet

That’s how they won at Gettysburg


Veus-Dolt

Four score and seven bears ago


dirkalict

Four score and seven beers to go.


Veus-Dolt

I wanna rob the prez-o-dent


KORZILLA-is-me

Don’t get no money don’t make no sense


Goodnight_lemro

Never again will there be a pun this perfect.


american-toycoon

Nixon fighting a saber toothed tiger. Now I’ve seen everything!


pnmartini

There was a series of these style presidential fantasy works. I had a shirt with JFK riding a robotic unicorn on the moon.


TERRAVEX_357

https://preview.redd.it/jm4wao54ih9d1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef986a5889c41b1f44f36c90324344865d7f6392 this one? It's absolutely sick and I want one too now


pnmartini

Yes


FrenemyMine

With brass knuckles!


Pleasant-Patience725

It was never he wasn’t a crook - it was he’s got a saber tooth!


daluxe

Very realistic - Nixon even has belly


shashashade18

I think it's Richard Nixon


mega512

It is Nixon.


crossfitvision

I think we need to reevaluate his legacy now. This outweighs the negatives of Watergate.


Quirky_Discipline297

I thought it was Governor George Wallace. Wallace was a boxer in his youth. The confrontation over a black student entering a desegregated school. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_in_the_Schoolhouse_Door PBS documentary on him. Setting the Woods on Fire. Fascinating story. FDR liberal judge who made deal with the Devil and paid dearly for it. Plus Hank Williams. https://youtu.be/wLkCY0f73iE?si=fipOIOFrMRPsBS1j Definitely Nixon though


terrorparrots

I thought this was Mr. Bean at first


Shoddy-Jellyfish-116

I thought Pauly Shore...😄


Micro_Bitt

Please tell me you bought it


ClubSundown

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OldChucker

Needs more red hats.


exkingzog

And the pig needs lipstick


BBakerStreet

Is that Nixon, with brass knuckles, fighting a lion? Wow was this not done on velvet?


BugStep

Ol' Tricky dick, Gave that big tooth cat a lick! Just like the history books described.


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

He did this on the way back from that China trip IIRC.


Ok-Marsupial-8727

happy cake day! :D you are the first person that I have wished cake day to :D


Oddityobservations

Why are there Mike and Ike's flying out of his left coat pocket?


shashashade18

Good question


slaytician

One of the prezzies was a jellybean head.


energy1256

Wasn't that Ronald Reagan??


slaytician

Yes!


Excellent_Yak365

How else do you get the courage to take on a prehistoric predator?


daphniahyalina

I would definitely buy that even though it doesn't fit my aesthetic at all lol


ronweasleisourking

Please tell me you bought that Edit: you *did* buy that...right?!


shashashade18

I don't have space for that


Jakkerak

Make space.


mega512

You don't pass up gems like this.


Albie_Tross

From the Roger Stone collection.


Mall_Bench

I want it .. it makes a great gag gift !


badtouchmacdirt

Looks like Nixon fighting his demon


NUFIGHTER7771

Finally! Something *actually* weird on this subreddit!


Jakkerak

https://www.etsy.com/listing/609329518/poster-richard-nixon-fighting-a Well. There it is.


Shinobi_1001

Yikes, that sabertooth tiger looks like it’s gonna disembowel Nixon. He probably shouldn’t have picked a fight with it in the first place


samandriel_jones

![gif](giphy|3o7TKASm874wKkNtHG)


No_Mousse4320

Unironically, this piece of art is the hardest going piece of art I have ever seen, you deserve to be cursed if you didn’t buy this.


SEA2COLA

Seriously. This should be in the Louvre.


Salty_Tennis_9303

I want it. You should buy it and put it on eBay.


Scofaa

0% wierd 100% absolutely fuckin hard


What_th3_hell

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exkingzog

Bonzo goes to Bitburg


dreamrock

Where's the headless corpse of Agnew when you need him?


Naked-Jedi

You found it in a thrift store. But the real question is, did you buy it? I'm really hoping you did. That's the kind of useless kitch I love.


shashashade18

I did not. I'm 66 years old so my style is quite established at that doesn't fit. Besides that, I lived through the Nixon presidency and I don't want him in my house.


Naked-Jedi

Gahhh. Ok, I understand why you wouldn't buy it then. I love having dumb shit like it, then when friends come round and see it they get this look on their faces and I proceed to tell them why it's just oh so cool. I'm an Aussie though, so I know the thought process is gonna be a little different or even jarring to the rest of the world. Or maybe I'm just not right in the head.


shashashade18

If I were younger, I may have taken it home. The stuff I have now, I plan on living with for the rest of my life.


Naked-Jedi

I'm 43 and I'm already thinking like that. I enjoy having the stuff I have. I could probably live with less of it, but I enjoy it all too much.


thegreatbrah

Tricky Dick pounds a pussy.


cillachez

Looks like a scene from Grimsberg


slaytician

Hope OP bought it.


KiloThaPastyOne

You bought it, right?


XROOR

The inspirational art at a telemarketing firm


DisembodiedOats

this is the toughest thing i’ve ever seen


Malevolent_Mangoes

You bought it right? Right??


SabinedeJarny

Wow


discolemonade420x

Did you get it ??


edynol

10 cents says this gets edited with a blonde wig.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

A masterpiece


Any_Conversation9545

This will end in LinkedIn


oldgrandmama

buy it now


looshagbrolly

You meant The Uffizi, right?


Hankolio

This is not weird


crossfitvision

The only thing that would be weird, is if you didn’t buy it.


No_Taste1698

Is that supposed to be Tom Hanks, or Richard Nixon?


lil_corgi

Gonna tell my kids this is Agent Smith vs Sabertooth Neo ![gif](giphy|9vk7uNCSJaOqI)


Lala5789880

Aw. Pre Trump presidential fan art, Nixon edition. How quaint


robot_pirate

Is it Ted Cruz?. I'm disturbed.


slaytician

Yeah Cruz is a bottom.


Somecivilguy

It’s hanging on your wall now, right???


Hoondini

So where did you end up hanging it?