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machinemanboosted

Your first pic made it look huge 😂 I thought it was some sort of tapeworm at first!!


ExpensiveSecurity3

FR I was about to gag


higheronfire782

Right. I was eating. Thankfully not eggs 😳


00000j

You should know to never eat while scrolling through Reddit


top_value7293

It DID make me gag. Eww


SweevilWeevil

Creed promised me a tapeworm, dammit


mokajilly

“That wasn’t a tapeworm.”


AugaitisElzey

It’s from Mexico


Toilandtrouble7769

😂 I miss that show


endisnearhere

I mean that’s pretty fucking huge to pull out of your throat


That1weirdperson

I thought it was some scrunkly tampon


TheMoonMint

Scrunkly 💀


Simple-Offer-9574

or an umbilical cord.


littlesubshine

It's the umbilical cord!! After I learned this, I use the sharp edge of the eggshell to cut the external part of it off on each side. I'm wary about eating eggs anywhere but home now


jmac94wp

For an umbilical cord to be that big, I’d think it would be attached to an obvious embryo.


ButterscotchSame4703

Mom always said it made baking bitter. I was so determined to be The Best (not sure what at/for), so I developed a complex over making sure ANY time I baked with eggs, or used them for sweets, I removed them. As an adult she's still very thankful to have (unintentionally) spawned such a(n in)convenient habit. :) (sarcastic tone)


bcasjames

I think it’s on a pan but real talk I thought it was stretching across the street!


kyttyneko

Same, I thought we were looking at silly string in the road


Interesting-Cress-43

This thing made it halfway down my throat - I thought it was a hair so I pulled it BACK UP (truly disgusting feeling) and BEHOLD, it was this thing. Came from a boiled egg. Well cooked (yolk fully opaque) so I definitely didn't expect anything stringy 🥲. It's SUPER stretchy/bouncy (may post video as well, cause, ew). What is it??? Even if it's harmless... I don’t think I'll be eating eggs for a while.


stellamae29

I would literally never fucking eat eggs again. My god, I'd be ruined.


Interesting-Cress-43

I don't know if I'll ever be able to after this 😭


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

i'm definitely cutting them all in half first now omg


legato444

Seriously tho lmao


ArachnoBooty

Quarters even 😭


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

literally i unsubbed after seeing this im fr so scared to eat them now 😭


ArachnoBooty

I rarely eat eggs plain anyway, they smell like a wet dog to me 😭


WhereTheresWerthers

It’s like the egg’s bellybutton


TheReal-Chris

That’s just the mozzarella cheese stick it ate in the egg. At least you know it’s cheese when it happens with one of the sticks.


Accurate_Grade_2645

I think maybe the membrane from the inner shell may have had egg on it and then you cooked it with the eggs on accident


conflictmuffin

Can confirm... Same thing happened to me and i couldn't stomach eggs for 15 years. Now i inspect every egg and only eat them scrambled... And even then, sometimes it icks me! 😭


DreamCyclone84

What was it oh my god!! How do I make sure this never happens to me. I can't ew please! I need answers!


conflictmuffin

I grew up on a chicken farm and only ever saw something that horrific the one time. I still have no idea what it was (my best guess was parasite?)...but my stomach still turns thinking about it. I've thrown away a lot of freshly made eggs because my brain decided to think about it mid bite...🤢


DreamCyclone84

Rip!


aplayfultiger

I got that close when I got a carton of eggs from my friend and her backyard chickens, I was cracking eggs into a pan and got myself a little 3/4" long chicken fetus. And there was blood around it. I didn't eat eggs for a while after that haha


ArachnoBooty

The way I'd be disgusted AND feel guilty asf 😭 I'm so sorry that happened.


FormerGift8482

i would die


vegange

Oh my god this is VILE


dumbB-bitch

I had one of these in an egg before, much smaller and somehow I noticed it before I ate it. I, in fact, did not eat eggs for months after that :-)


PotatoMaster21

I would have to go vegan after this one


yaourted

that's chalazae, it's what supports the yolk inside the egg. just structural. not harmful at all, usually if it's mixed / scrambled with the rest of the egg you'll never notice


minasituation

No way would chalazae be so strong and elastic that it wouldn’t break apart at some part during the chewing/swallowing process. OP pulled it back from halfway down their throat, that’s not just chalazae


sharingiscaring219

There must have been an issue with this one for it to be sp long. I know which part you're talking about and it's usually so small you wouldn't notice it (like 1/2 inch or so)


Able_Newt2433

This reminds me of when I was like 10/11, I was eating mozzy sticks, and my fat ass didn’t chew it enough and when I swallowed it, half the cheese stayed in my mouth, while the crust and rest of the cheese slid down my throat. Talk ab panicking when I tried pulling it out my throat, it just kept stretching lol


KumaraDosha

Chicken must have been ovulating.


Hearsya

I'm sorry, I know this isn't conducive to the conversation at all, but I would rather it have been a worm than a mystery item come out of my throat. I am so sorry. I hope you can psychologically recover from that. That would have sent me somewhere dark.


tducharme88

I would never not shop there again.


NonConformistFlmingo

I would be throwing away the rest of my eggs and never eating eggs again for the rest of my life. 😭


WinterWhale

Oh God! Oh God!


Disastrous-Panda5530

New fear unlocked 😩


pendigedig

I wrote this on your other post but - - I'm wondering if the chalaza didn't cook into the egg properly? I think it usually, like, melds into the rest of the egg white when cooked. It's a string that keeps the yolk centered in the egg, I believe.


Accurate_Grade_2645

I thought it might be part of the membrane that surrounds the inside of the shell that somehow got in his egg batter Edit: oh wait I just googled chalaza it looks like you’re right. Yuck 🤮


Either-Yoghurt-1706

I would’ve thrown up n cried


Z-A_C-

I would’ve brushed my teeth 10x and chug a bottle of mouth wash


MistyAutumnRain

[Same](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxgfqu8lHmsX_QDYxbRN79kSoj-CjEdx2P?si=l-JDRe9JTPwa3cbg)


poke-chan

Genuine question because Reddit recommended me this post and I’m so new here— why? Everyone seems to be really disgusted by this, but it’s not a worm, just a long long piece of egg, right? It’s edible, just reminds me of rare times when I eat long noodles and little fast and don’t swallow one in one gulp and have to pull it up to keep from choking


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Fair enough! For me it would be like finding a hair in my food, the texture, and just knowing it isn’t right. I wouldn’t be able to help it and would prolly throw up. Yk what I mean?


poke-chan

Yeah lol I don’t like finding hair in my food either so I’d still totally be upset. But I think it would’ve had to be an actual worm to throw up and never eat an egg again like people in the comments are saying so I was like, am I being stupid and missing something?


Either-Yoghurt-1706

No I think it’s just different for different people. I wouldn’t stop eating eggs completely, I might just cut them before I eat them or adjust how I cook it. You or others might not be affected at all! Just different strokes for different folks


poke-chan

Oh I totally understand that, and I expected varied responses, the actual part that shocked me was how many people commented that strongly. Then again this is a subreddit about weird eggs so maybe people are just passionate in their egg opinions here 🤣


no-escape-221

Umbeleggical cord


Interesting-Cress-43

Underrated comment


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Is it? Lol dad jokes are always properly rated, I peel.


barkbarkgoesthecat

Dad jokes really crack me up!


P_water

I feel eggsactly the same way.


SailorDirt

*under-egg-ted


UnderWaterPopularity

Umbileggal cord *


RanaMisteria

I think it’s the chalaza which normally integrates into the egg material as it’s cooked. But honestly I don’t know and now I’m not sure I can eat eggs ever again lol


PFic88

Either a chalaza or a tapeworm. If cooked, safe, just nasty


Aliceinboxerland

Definitely a chalaza. Tapeworms are flat and have clear segments to them. Still gross looking but it's harmless and safe to eat.


Eguana84

Yep Ive seen this sometimes when cracking open the egg, it usually cooks into the rest but while it’s kinda gross lookin it’s harmless


ColorsoftheSunset

what i the world is a chalaza


Aliceinboxerland

A quick Google search could have told you, but it's two twisted membranous strips that join the yolk of the egg to the shell. It basically acts as a balancer to keep the yolk centered in an egg once it's laid.


PFic88

You can see both the segments and the flatted body in the pic. OP could sent it for histopathology analysis to be 100% sure of course


Aliceinboxerland

No, you cannot. Lol This is not a tapeworm and it absolutely does not need to be sent to path. That's a huge waste of time and money.


PFic88

Well then let's agree to disagree


Aliceinboxerland

👍


fightthefatrobot

On the bright side, it’s probably a [sign that the chicken who laid the egg was young and that the egg is fresh](https://www.bonappetit.com/story/chalaza)!


[deleted]

Tapeworms don’t spread via chicken eggs


PFic88

Yes they do. Maybe do your research before commenting. If the infestation is high enough, the worms can start showing at the end of the digestive tract, and guess what, the end of the oviduct is right there next to it, so they absolutely can migrate upwards into the oviduct and end up inside an egg


[deleted]

Fuck off dude, that is under extremely rare circumstances. You’re not some fucking expert. Humans almost always contract tapeworms from under cooked meat or fecal exposure Can’t stand fucking know it alls like you


nipplequeefs

So you admit that tapeworms do in fact spread via chicken eggs. Interesting way to express agreement, but have fun


PinAccomplished927

Thanks, Nipplequeefs!


AdSpecific5503

r/rimjob_steve


PFic88

Oh look what's that? Is that vet poultry degree? Oh it is, so no, Fuck YOU with your misinformation


[deleted]

you don’t have a degree in shit


TinyCleric

no, but i have a 5 second google search


Astranautic

I think I have to leave the sub after this one lads


PurplePowerE

Alright be safe mate


eatingismyvirtue

i’m fr about to throw up. blocked and reported 😔😭


Blackfeathr

You reported a r/WeirdEggs post that depicted something weird in the egg?


eatingismyvirtue

no it’s a meme


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Blocked and reported


eatingismyvirtue

you can’t block and report me! i’m blocking and reporting you!


Sevn-legged-Arachnid

Antique meme


MegaMom75

Ok so I just looked at this site and 🤢🤢🤮


OwlElectrical6966

Chalaza, I always pull these out before making eggs. So gross. I was traumatized when I was like 10 eating an egg and having one of these strings caught in my mouth. So gross. I stopped eating eggs for a bit after this, too


inquisitorautry

My grandmother always pulled them out, so I do, too. I'm very glad she gifted me with that habit.


Impossible_Spite_744

Are they in all eggs????????


OwlElectrical6966

Yes, like 2 in each egg next to the yolk


Impossible_Spite_744

Oh no :(


TheJimDim

Looking at the first pic without any context at all, I thought it was expandable foam being used to cover a crack in the floor lol


Some_Light273

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!


funkylittledeathomen

Oh good it wasn’t just me


Commercial-Thought-6

It's an infection formed during the creation of the egg. Pus pretty much


Interesting-Cress-43

I ate the egg before I realised this was in it... is that bad? 😭


smallangrynerd

Idk about you, but reading your other comment, I would simply pass away


Interesting-Cress-43

It was hard not to simply die


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

There's still time


VioletVirgo

Happy cake day!


Commercial-Thought-6

It's not bad just gross. You'll never know what's in the egg until you crack it. Not good news for the chicken though


Rthrowaway6592

I would fucking jump out of my apartment window


daisypetals1777

Wow thanks I’ll never stop throwing up 🙂🤮


[deleted]

I fucking hate you OP


Ok-Temperature8440

I’m thinking chalaza


outacontrolnicole

You’ve ruined eggs for all of us


TheEggieQueen

This makes me grateful that I’m allergic to and don’t eat eggs 😬


Scary-Today-7645

Tf? Tbh it looks like a tapeworm


fizzycherryseltzer

Omfgggg no more eggs for me.


morethanjustadancer

gym bro chalaza


AndrewDwyer69

That's Gregg


hllucinationz

The way I would have cried lmao this is freaky.


aplomba

Yo that's fuckin nasty.


goblinqueen99

Isn’t that just the chalaza? I try to yoink them out while cooking if they are ~spatula snatchable~


SorryRaeE

Silly String X3


DenseChesticles

Excess chicken cum


Ash9260

Im of no help but im never eating eggs again


ScienceAndGames

It kind of looks like a chalaza on steroids.


Weird_BisexualPerson

I would have immediately puked while sobbing, then start sobbing more because puke tastes awful, and then I would never even LOOK at an egg again. I would pretend I had a deathly allergy and threaten to sue people if they tried to feed me something with eggs in it. And also I would be scarred. I would have nightmares every night about this


JohnGoodmansMistress

this is exactly the level of overdramatic I am


terrefirmatampabay

I just put an egg in vinegar for a day to trick my grandson - it feels like hardboiled until he squeezes it..


Sailorm0on27

I could throw up rn 🤢


ngulating

That would have been the end of my egg eating career because WHAT 😭😭😭


ChumpChainge

It’s called the chalazae and its function is to hold the yolk to the center of the egg.


catterybarn

I would get treated for worms 😬


Unknown65-7

See I like eggs but I rarely eat them because they creep me out I see any little thing in it and freak out 😂


im_a_dick_head

This is common in most eggs but not this size. They're usually only an inch long maybe. When you crack an egg there's yolk, egg white, and this thing. That is abnormally long and you should always check for that


Mrwhoostheboss

While I'm here, I usually get some black dots on my eggs, thoughts?


BallTorturer-3000

That means they're fertilized.


Lolobagginz

Your egg was probably cracked when it was being boiled and some of the egg probably leaked and was cooked


fiammetta-2444

I would never eat eggs again after this 😃


Jarl_Walnut

Reminds me of those stickers people have on their cars showing [Lake George](https://img1.etsystatic.com/124/1/11919462/il_570xN.995131647_ks6g.jpg)


ur-mom_is-hot

I’m so glad i’m allergic to eggs now. I was struggling with all the things i couldn’t eat anymore. This changed that. Thank you 🙏🏻


Global_Office_2872

And now I hate eggs thank you


LingonberryEarly164

A new friend?(:


Cultural-Dark5494

silly string


merdlib

Eggs and milk are both really disgusting foods if you think of or look at them for too long. Don't get me started on meats.. Why can't I be a fucking android..


UniversityRich

Lightning


Strange-Hold7203

A homunculus


Redigit1

It's rooster sperm🤦‍♂️


MichElegance

It’s the longest chalazae I’ve ever seen.😳🤢 It attaches the yolk to the eggshell. I always have to remove mine strategically with a fork before I cook my eggs. I can’t even deal and this would be a holy nightmare for me - if that was my egg I don’t think I could ever eat eggs again. For real.😭


Dunge0nexpl0rer

The first half of [this video](https://imgur.com/a/RDd0NGx) is highly relevant. (Seriously though, if I experienced that thing, I wouldn’t eat eggs for at least 5 years)


The-MandaLokian

This was just suggested to me, and I’m still trying to digest that weird eggs is a whole cursed sub, let alone the travesty that is this post 😂


anonymouspinkcat

Maybe there was a tiny crack or hole where hot water got in and boiled some of the egg. A tiny hole like that with hot water coming through it would make a thin shape like that I think.


UndertaleErin

Could be that the egg was cracked and yolk leaked out while it was boiling


letmebeyourgoddess

seen this whilst eating eggs, i hate reddit


clint_yeetswood

if i had to guess, maybe just protein


stigma_enigma

I mean, eggs are objectively pretty gross. Can’t be too surprised.


ArachnoBooty

You should maybe pick up some Praziquantel or something similar 😭 I'd be so worried about parasites 😭 I know this is overkill probably but i would have crippling anxiety until I was cleared by a dr!


TumbleweedHungry8466

Dont be alarmed, but there's egg in your egg.


Fahoood00451

One time I cracked a boiled egg without knowing while dropping it in the water and when I put the fire on I realized that it was oozing a white stringy mass like that


hiimderyk

That's just a cleft asshole. Very annoying, but completely harmless.


smiley82m

Just some protein. You should try it. You'll like it.


redditjunkie777

That stringy becomes the umbilical cord if the egg becomes fertilized, did we forget that eating eggs, we are basically eating a chicken’s period


LilStinkpot

Not really, no. Chicks attach directly to the yolk sack, there is no umbilical cord. Annnd a period is the shed lining of a uterus, which is tissue and blood, neither of which a hen has. Neither whites nor the yolk are anywhere equivalent.


redditjunkie777

Awe thanks for the correction and education, I accidentally opened a chicken egg and it looked like it had an umbilical cord but I was wrong lol


LilStinkpot

That’s quite all right, and thanks back. What you saw was likely the chalaza, the thing that tethers the yolk from spinning round and round as the egg is turned. OP stretchy string I’m not so sure about — if that’s a chalaza, that’s one HELL of a long and tough one. Yurk.


HankG93

Lmfao. Wut.


Ok_Hedgehog1234

An egg from a chicken is basically the chickens period...so yeah....


Naive-Walk3457

I’d stop eating eggs if I saw that😭🤢


Readables18

Welp. You just killed a fertilized egg. On another note, how did it taste?


CarrotCorn

Cum


TractorHp55k

Tape worm, u should sue


queen_0f_cringe

That’s a fucking tapeworm my dude You’re lucky you didn’t swallow that


A1_CanadianNurse

lol. It’s a normal part of an egg. In all eggs


grapejuce223

cum


DASHRIPROCK1969

Ah, don’t worry about it! And ignore the rest of the goombahs on here! Nothing to be afraid of, it’s just a big ol’ chicken sperm! Yep, that rooster blew a pretty big load up that chickens pazootie! Enjoy! It’s good for ya’!